HARMFUL
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I HAD NO FAMILY OR FRIENDS AT VALENTINES, I WROTE FOR YOU GUYS INSTEAD.
edit: reading AngryJoe's comments be like eating cancer.
STORY IS NOW!
Everyone landed onto the floor of the giant submarine, they all recovered from the explosive landing they had left a few burns onto the metallic surface. Mote helped Aya up as Bell who was attached to Mite's back along with GIR.
"Alright everyone?" Mite asked.
"Never better!" Garfield collapsed on the floor, blood dripping all over him. Everyone glanced around them, seeing they were on the deck of the ship. There was a door there, likely with a ladder.
"Fusion ship." Mite took some dust from the ground and licked it.
"Mite, the heck." Bell looked grossed out.
"Do I have to mention what you do with me in bed?" Everyone widened their eyes hearing that. It was back at Elmore when they both slept on the same bed that Bell had a habit on trying to undress him while he slept. It looked like a major misunderstanding to everyone everywhere.
"I did not have sex with him!" Bell tried to clear up the misunderstanding but everyone still had an uncomfortable look.
"Okay...the awkward levels have risen. C'mon." Mite motioned for everyone to follow him. He opened the door and saw there was a hatch and began opening it.
Quigi was busy, he had this 'investigation' going on, specifically from Dexter surprisingly. He looked into his computer as he drank down the liqueur he had. He made a chart, he knew one thing was clear; Mite was suspicious. Mite was skilled at almost anything and was doubtlessly a good person but something came as off around him. Quigi had a personal talk with Dexter around this and both realize the only people who came to see him as peculiar were the ones who interacted with Fusion Matter the most, Dexter being the leader of Earth's opposition against Fuse and Quigi being on Planet Fuse in general.
"This doesn't make sense!" He angrily drank more as he looked at his charts. The attempted capture of ManBearPig, the siege of Aya's home, the stealing of supplies of Peach Creek all didn't make the slightest of sense. Dexter pointed out that it was highly improbable Fuse even commanded these, his style wasn't vicious but rather strategic, "Oh no..." Quigi felt dizzy, he had too much pints.
"Now, Bell." Mite came up next to her, wandering through the halls that smelled like bullcrap, "Whatcha doing?" He noticed she was eating some chocolate or something the author doesn't even know what.
"Found some chocolate on the floor. Tastes good." She chewed on her chocolate a bit more.
"I don't think that's chocolate..." Bell widened her eyes, realizing what it was.
"Not bad though." She ate some more of the 'candy' and Mite looked disgusted, they reached the end of the hall, nothing but a steel wall.
"Mite?" Aya asked as the boy approached the wall. He banged on it.
"Hallow, guys, get back." He took out his Missile Gloves and everyone stood back. He repeatedly shot at the wall to no effect, "Damn!"
"Let me!" Aya got her chainsaw and began gnawing through the wall's surface to no effect either, "What? Why?"
"HIYA!" Bell came out of nowhere and chopped the FATE onto the wall, no effect either, "How tough is this thing?"
ManBearPig had his turn and pounded on the door violently no effect either. ManBearPig gave a look of defeat before retreating.
"I'm just here. Don't mind me." Garfield said in the background.
"TACOS!" GIR just came by and broke the wall down instantly, breaking it to a million pieces just by simply ramming onto it. Everyone looked in shock at the scene as GIR ran into the darkness. Everyone ran after the robot as a security camera watches.
"Okay, GIR, don't run away from mommy again!" She scolded the oblivious robot. Mite was busy leading the group through the dark and steamy place. Smelled like...
"Tacos?" Mite said to himself. Everyone sniffed and all smelled the Mexican air.
"Smells like-HOLY CRAP!" They didn't notice they were in another room that was lit. It had pipes and wires everywhere and the computer seemed off. The entire area was barren anyhow.
"Let me see." Mite saw a clipboard on the keyboard of the computer and grabbed it. He scanned through it and was surprised to say the least.
"Bell, look!" Mite handed the paper to her. She read through it and read that this ship was supposed to be disposed today. She then looked at Mite uncertainly.
"Fusion Bell...where are you?" Fuse went through the place looking for her, she got scared after watching a horror movie they watched earlier.
"Here." He heard her angelic voice and saw it came from the closet.
"This is a innuendo, right? FB, please get out of the closet." He knocked on the door multiple times.
"No! You can't make me!" Fuse sighed and kicked the door down to see Fusion Bell hiding under a pile of clothes.
HER underwear.
Fuse covered his eyes and began frantically throwing all the clothing away just to get to his best friend. He then had something on his grasps.
"AHA-" It was a bra. Fuse threw it across the floor and shrieked like a little girl as Fusion Bell came out through the piles of clothes.
"Eh-" Fusion Bell paused, seeing one her pieces of clothing was on the floor, "What the fu-" She then began beating Fuse.
"Crap, what is this even here for?!" Mite yelled, reading through the clipboard over and over. This ship was disposed by the Fusion army months ago, but something brought it back up depending on the situation as of now.
"Well, let us see over out situation, Aya?" Garfield asked the girl.
"Oh, um, we are on a big ship. The paper said it isn't supposed to be here."
"And right you are, Miss Aya." Everyone jumped back, hearing a voice come out of nowhere, suddenly a giant red dot representing an eye showed up on the computer screen, "Also, I am quite amazed on how you are able to create such an amazing deduction so quickly." It spoke with high authority like a school teacher. The scary kind.
"Great, what are you, a...I got no pun." Bell said, running out of ideas.
"A, you have all realized my plan."
"No, we didn't." The red dot of the computer turned a bit smaller hearing that.
"Sorry, my apologies. My expectance of you may have been a bit TOO high." Everyone looked offended at the robot's dialogue.
"What are you?" Mite asked the large computer. The computer began chuckling for now apparent reason.
"I do not have a name, but I am an AI."
"Created by who?"
"Mite, who else?"
"So, Fuse." Fusion Bell came up to him looking through his Apple II from Steven Bills Jobless, "Sorry about slapping you silly earlier." Fuse had slap marks all over his body and frowned at her.
"No steak for you for a month." Fuse was a master chef even before he began looking human surprisingly, he always thought his skill passed down to Mite at some point.
"Why?!"
"Shush, I'm busy!" Fuse looked at his computer and widened his eyes, "No...it can't be."
"Fuse made you?!" Mite yelled, shocked as it is.
"Correct, he built me as an experiment, to see if technology can posses true emotions."
"You built him?"
"Yeah, FB. I was stupid, the emotions are too much to comprehend for it. It would never understand it so I gave him enough intelligence to try to comprehend it."
"Why did you throw him away?" Fusion Bell asked him, climbing on his back. He thought he was gonna feel a squishy sensation but didn't feel any.
"You know you're flat, right?" Fusion Bell pouted at him saying that.
"Why did he put you here?" Aya asked the giant computer politely. The computer began laughing hysterically.
"He became too aware since I gave him that much knowledge, before I could delete him; he ran out. His AI transported somewhere which is here!" Fuse pointed at the computer's map, "I kinda wonder what he has been doing since then..."
"Why are you even here?" Mite questioned. The computer's eye just became bigger.
"Fuse has been very interested in you, I do not know why but he has."
"Yeah, I heard it before." Mite yawned, the computer's eye had become smaller.
"Oh, but do you know what I have been doing?"
"Eh?"
"Who do you think attacked Aya's home? Fusion RoboCop was a robot, easily reprogrammable and Fusion Bell was easily manipulated into thinking it was her Lord's commands." Aya gasped a bit at that information, "The attack of the base ManBearPig was put in? Me. Just to make you get a little group and bring you here, my master plan. I was Peach Creek also, Fusion Scott was so EASY to think Fuse told him to do it." Everyone stared at the computer, horrified at this information.
"You still didn't answer my question." Mite growled.
"Oh, that. I AM curious what you are but..." The eye moved at through each other group member, "I bet these people wouldn't allow me taking you. I bet even if I beat them, the town will. I would have to obliterate the entire town with Fusions I will easily convince that I am their Lord." Everyone now just looked horrified.
"CAN'T BE!" Fuse began connecting the dots, all the orders he didn't authorize began revealing themselves. Fusion Bell began freaking out also, "FUSION DEMONGO!"
"Yes?" The loyal servant teleported into the room.
"Seal all the rooms immediately! When I meant that, I meant every single connection of our wireless network to Earth!" Fuse commanded and Fusion Demongo nodded and teleported away.
"Look at you! You're just a computer!" Bell mocked, the eye then became bigger. Mite sighed and began to reason with it.
"Look, what you can do as of now can harm innocent lives!" Mite yelled but the computer shook the eye up and down, indicating it's nodding.
"I like that word, HARM. Sounds like I'll call myself that." HARM began computing numbers and from the ceiling a bunch of lasers were aiming at the people below.
"OH SHOOT-"
"Goodbye."
edit: I mean, really AngryJoe's fanbase is somehow worse than Steven Universe's.
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