Written in response to my cable going out and general computer problems... this was the inspiration for my story "The John Sheppard Book on Computer Repair"
Solutions
"Just... Stop! You're not helping!"
John paused, poised, his hand in the air, ready to again smack the computer tower. "Yeah, I am," his voice was slightly indignant. He cocked a brow as Rodney's expression soured.
"Everything's a military solution in John Sheppard's world," he replied sarcastically. "Physical violence and computers go together like Kavanaugh and Weir!"
"Works for me," John muttered.
"And you back this theory with... what?"
John smiled mischievously. "John Sheppard Book of Computer Repair, page two: When in doubt, hit it."
Rodney's shoulders sagged and he looked away. "I'm SO not dignifying that with an answer."
