Chapter 53: Weird Science, Part 1
Starscream was grinning like a goon as he walked up the hillside.
"There- aim it at the harbor! There's a shipment of uranium coming in-"
"Wazzpinator not understand what this thing does!"
"It'll turn the guards into children- oh, I don't know, about 8 of this planet's years old. And then we can plunder the uranium and use it to power our energon production system!"
"Wazzpinator setting up de-aging device now-"
There was an explosion as a small team of Autobots approached.
"Fire the device already!"
Waspinator fired the machine. Unfortunately for Starscream's ambitions, the beam the device had generated fell very short of its intended target and instead hit both Starlight and Gabor Mansions.
THE NEXT MORNING:
"Well, look who-" Raya began.
The Holograms' drummer's jaw nearly hit the floor as she saw her now eight-year-old boss shuffle forward.
"You. Get me coffee." Jessica ordered.
Raya fainted on the spot.
AN HOUR LATER:
"E tu, gals?" Raya whimpered as she saw her now prepubescent bandmates in Miss Bailey's office.
"Don't ask me what happened. I just woke up this way." Aja lisped.
Kimber giggled.
"What's so funny?"
"What if the Misfits-"
Raya went white as a sheet at the mere thought.
"Why'd Roxy lock herself up in the bathroom?" a young Stormer asked.
"Because I'm trying to set my hair on fire. It's faster than pulling it all out-"
"Bollocks! I'm still twenty-one!" a similarly youthful Jetta proclaimed.
"You look like you're eight to me. Now, I wonder if Pizzazz'll mind if I borrow her credit card-"
Pizzazz blew a raspberry.
"I'll take that as a 'yes'."
AUTHOR'S NOTE:
This is just a fun little idea I had. In case you're wondering, here's who got hit by Starscream's youth ray- Jessica, Aja, Kimber, Shana, Pizzazz, Stormer, Jetta, and Clash.
