For those of you who are not in the know, there is a small cartoon featured in "Sonic Jam" for the SEGA Saturn called "Man of the Year." It ends on a cliffhanger; some speculate that the animation wasn't finished on time. So I've decided to make my own (official) ending for it. Enjoy.

P.S., you can find the original short on mediums such as YouTube.

-Snodin

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"MAN OF THE YEAR- PART TWO!"

An Eggman/Robotnik Drabble

By Snodin

Based on the short "Man of the Year," in "Sonic Jam"

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"Boooooo! Boooooooooo!"

This was certainly not a sound that Sonic the Hedgehog was familiar with. But there he was, getting booed at by his own adoring fans. And for what? Just by showing up unannounced? It made no sense to him at all.

But it turned out, unbeknownst to him, an imposter was to blame. That afternoon, while the real Sonic was running around town, a bigger, fatter version of him was jetting down the streets on rocket-boosted rollerblades. It was Eggman, dressed in a cheap Sonic suit.

The roly-poly villain stood atop a building and laughed with joy as his arch nemesis was getting shunned. Oh, the irony! The madness! The sweet taste of revenge, how it tingled on his tongue! "At last," he thought to himself as he started to kick up his heels; "I've finally beaten him! Ha-HA! Hahahahaha-"

"Sonic! I've finally found you!"

"Huh?" gasped Eggman in the hedgehog suit. Before he knew it, a small pink hedgehog with a green blouse and bright orange skirt tackled him and fastened herself to his arm.

"You can't get away from me, Sonikuu," chirped young Amy Rose. "This time you're all mine!"

"Waa! Get away from me!" winced Eggman as he tried to shake her off, but the darned fangirl just wouldn't budge. She was like rubber cement mixed with super glue on Velcro!

"You still need to take me on a date," insisted the disillusioned pink she-hog.

At that point, Eggman was ready to pull off his suit and reveal his true identity to her, but then he remembered that the real Sonic- as well as all of the people he pestered earlier- were still lingering in the distance. To drop his guise now could have proven catastrophic, but before he could argue the notion, gravity seemed to make the decision for him. With one jerk to the far left in an attempt to shake off Amy, Eggman lost his footing on the rooftop's ledge. Down fell he and the fangirl; "YAAAAHHHH!"

PLOP!

A cloud of dust quickly followed the crash landing, as Eggman's girth caused a small pothole in the pavement. Luckily for little Amy, she bounced off of his belly as though it were rubber, and landed safely on his back. Eggman, however, was indeed pained. Yet he still managed to keep the Sonic suit on.

The audience gasped, as their attention immediately switched from the small blue hedgehog they were yelling at to the huge one in the crater right behind them. Sonic was especially stunned; two blue hedgehogs?

"Uuuughh…" moaned Eggman as his face came into view after the dust cloud cleared; his gassed were shattered, his beard not-so-carefully hidden now poofed and dirty.

"Hey," pointed out one of the human spectators, "that's the same guy!"

"Yeah," nodded the man whose car Eggman flattened earlier.

"Yeah!" replied the children whose faces he scribbled on.

Same guy? Yeah right, thought the real Sonic. He approached the faker with a knowing glare in his eyes, before painfully yanking off the Sonic mask. "Yow!" yelped Eggman.

"It's… Doctor Eggman!" gasped the stunned audience.

"Eggman?" gasped Amy, who was still sitting on top of him. "Eww, yuck!" And with that, she jumped off and ran away.

While still cramped up in his crater in the ground, Eggman gazed up at the furious eyes of one blue hedgehog and a crowd of humans that were ready to pounce on him. All he could do at that moment was smile as stupidly as possible. "Eh… eh-heheheheheh… April Fools?"

"It's January," muttered Sonic.

"Get 'im!"

"WAAH!" Eggman jumped quickly enough on his feet, but his rollerblades didn't activate on time, as the crowd started to rush him. But then, with a click of his heels, they exploded in a fiery takeoff. The blue-clad scientist then ricocheted off of one wall after another before his rocket skates finally sped him clear out of sight.

Now that order was restored, Sonic was lifted up over the crowd, though some of them were still face-scribbled and dazed from Eggman's shenanigans, and they carried him off like a champion back to the town square to rename him Man of the Year.

Although, Sonic couldn't help but think that he couldn't take all of the credit that day; something told him that he would have to owe a certain someone a date.

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END

"Man of the year," muttered Eggman. "He's not even a man; he's a hedgehog!"

I SAID "THE END!"

"Ugh… fine."