Bella. Alice. Edward. Young Bella.

Bella, love?

Yes, she asks her boyfriend worriedly.

Can we see some home videos of your when you were a child?

No! Nosirreebobbers! Absolutely not!

Too late! Let's watch! *presses play*

Honey I'm home! My head is killing me! I need to relax! Watch TV! Get off the phone! Give the dog a bone! Hey! Hey! Honey I'm home!

Aww! You're so cute with your lipstick and Shania clothes!

Shut up Alice.

I think you're adorable, love. *kisses forehead*

Mush.