The Doctor walked to the refrigerator lazily, the hot sun heating the already scorching kitchenette. He grabbed the milk carton and a banana, slowly stripped the banana's skin, and ran his tongue down the side, savouring the flavour.

"Doctor!" Rose flew into the tiny kitchen. "Mum and Dad are going to be here in ten minutes, are you ready?" She stopped short, flushing as she caught sight of the Doctor in nothing but his pants. Rose leaned against the doorframe to admire the view when she remembered the reason she'd come into the kitchen. "My parents will be arriving in ten minutes, so would you please put some clothes on?" She groaned.

"As I recall, your mum liked this face when she first saw it. Who's to say she won't like the rest?" The Doctor drawled, running his hands up his bare thighs to rest them on his hips. Rose flushed.

"And as I recall, you never liked my mother, with or without this face." She replied, realizing that the Doctor was sidestepping the issue. Rose walked over to the Doctor and lightly traced the lines on his abdomen. The Doctor's all-too-human body betrayed his arousal.

"You sure that you want me clothed," the Doctor's voice deepened and grew darker. Rose closed her eyes, telling herself to focus.

"Unless you want my mother to see this," she nimbly teased the Doctor's growing erection. The Doctor growled with discontent and began to fiercely trail kisses down Rose's neck. She leaned into him, wrapping her arms around his neck, threading her fingers in his hair, and he picked her up, setting her on the table. He caressed her body and she folded her legs around his waist, getting as close as she could.

Jacqueline Andrea Suzette Tyler had never before beheld such a sight and she never wished to again. In fact, as she headed back up to the main house, Jackie wished that she could pour bleach on her brain and purge all memory of what she had just seen.