Ana: A little birdy told us that some of you guys are already out of school (college maybe), while some of you are almost out.

Max: And if you're one of the schools who had a terrible winter and have to make up school days-

Linda: Our thoughts and heart and prayers are with you. Just BELIVE IT! In yourself...believe in yourself.

I DO NOT OWN NARUTO, ONLY MY CHARACTERS AND STORYLINE.

OH MY GOD! I ONLY HAVE TOMORROW UNTIL I'M OUT OF HELL!

School is almost over (where I live) and I'm so excited to just relax and be lazy, and let's not forget-that I'll have more time to type. Seriously, I got a planner to help with my writing. I'll be spending most of my time writing and drawing.

With the free time I'll be working on this story and other stories and one-shots that I want to post.

But who cares, let's just get on with the chapter.

It's short...sorry.


Linda

I helped Max with setting food on the table and passing out forks and cups. The Akatsuki slowly entered the room sitting around the table, awkwardly trying to avoid the people they legally married. But I somehow still ended up sitting next to Hidan. Thankfully Pein was sitting next to me.

"Sasuke can you hand me the syrup," Max asked in a whisper. Sasuke grabbed the syrup and placed it in front of her. "Thanks."

I cleared my throat, adjusting my shirt. The house was a little warmer than usual. The heater was set on low for the cold September morning. Winter in Iowa doesn't really start until the end of November or the start of December, it depends when the snow decides to hang out with us. The breakfast was all quiet and awkward. That's when Deidara suddenly jumped out of his seat with his finger pointer at us, and his eyes hard.

"I told you guys didn't I!?" Deidara yelled.

"Tell us what?" I asked him all confused

"When I was looking for my pouch you guys said I wouldn't need it, but then I said that I had a bad feeling, like something drastic was going to happen!" Deidara said.

"Deidara, I doubt this was the bad feeling you got," Max said. "You would have avoided going with us and would have not gotten drunk."

Deidara's eye twitch and darken as Max was right.

"Tch, whatever. I still feel something bad is going to happen…" Deidara muttered, he sat back down in his seat.

We continued eating in silence. I felt really uncomfortable just hearing my fork and plate move loudly as the others were eating quietly. Halfway through breakfast Hidan poked me on the shoulder. I slowly looked back and stared at him.

"Wifey-"

"Wifey?" I held my hand up to stop him. "Did you just called me Wifey?" I asked Hidan with disgust in my voice.

He smirked. "Well with that attitude I'm going to say yes." Hidan let out an evil chuckle. "Why? Don't like your nickname?"

I frowned and replied, "I don't like it."

He sighed, "that doesn't matter."

I turned around again and continued eating until I was called again.

"Hey, Wifey. Make me a sandwich I'm still hungry."

"WHOA!" Max called out from the end of the table. "Hidan what the hell? That was fucking sexist."

"I don't see it," Hidan arched an eyebrow. Max shook her head side to side.

"That reminds me, who would be the alpha in these relationships if Max is too independent for labels?" Ana asked herself out loud.

"But Sasori is just as dominate as Max," Konan added.

Max let out a snort, "Ana and Sasuke are just as submissive."

"NO I'M NOT!" The two of them snapped.

"And Hidan likes to take advantage," Kisame muttered as he stared at Hidan with murderous eyes. Hidan took a scoot closer to me.

Kakuzu slowly brought the camera out and secretly pointed at Itachi and Deidara. "Well what about Uchiha and Goldilocks?"

The two looked at each other, and looked back at us. "Me!"

They looked back at each other again. "NO ME!"

Ana smacked her hand around her mouth. I didn't have to ask, I already know what she was think about in the nasty little mind of hers. Fanfiction, Itachi x Deidara.

"I would believe Deidara if he's the alpha of the relationship, if he just wasn't with Itachi right now." Hidan pointed out. He scoot closer to me when he saw Deidara's eye twitch and reach for a knife.

"I have the definition of an alpha male if you want?" Max asked. She looked down at her iPod and read the following, "A man tending to assume a dominant or domineering role in social or professional situations."

Everyone began laughing and pointing at Itachi.

"That's so Itachi!" Tobi yelled.

"You aren't' the alpha male at all, Deidara!" Kisame barked a laugh.

"SHUT THE HELL UP! I'M GOING TO BLOW EVERYONE UP, AND THEN I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU, ITACHI!" Deidara yelled at us with his face red from getting pissed off.

"That's enough, quit bullying your team member," Pein said.

The fourteen of us finished up our breakfast and walked into the living room to watch some tv. I grabbed the remote and flipped through the channel. I left it on the Animal Planet. They were airing Too Cute.

"Wifey, can you turned the volume up a little?" Hidan asked.

My eye twitched on it's own. I slowly looked over at Hidan trying not to strangle him. "My name isn't Wifey, I will never be your Wifey...emotionally." I corrected myself.

Hidan shrugged, "you're Wifey either way."

"But when Can we get a divorce!?" Deidara complained to Pein as they both walked into the room.

Pein sighed and rubbed between his eyes. His patience with Deidara recently was very low.

"Fine we'll see if Max can drive us to where ever we need to go to get a divorce," Pein said. "Max, drive us!"

"After this episode, man" Max called out without taking her eyes off the tv.

"YOU ARE GOING TO DRIVE US WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!" Deidara yelled. "UNLIKE YOU WHO WANTS TO STAY WITH SASORI, I DON'T WANT TO STAY WITH UCHIHA!"

Max's jaw dropped, "like I would want to stay married."

"Then let's got."

"Fine!" She yelled. Max stomped off walking past me to the front door. She swung it open but remained standing, frozen.

"Akatsuki corporation?" A woman with long wavy red hair asked, her brown eyes meeting Max's hazel ones.

"..."

"You are all under arrest."