Anybody watching Big Brother? HALFWIT to be evicted! God, he's annoying. RODRIGO FOR THE WIN :D
Also.. xboredeasilyx, wooo! your review made me happy. lol, i love it so much when people agree with me about the Sirius/OC thing. :)
Anywho, err, much unhappiness last chapter :(. So I just did some random chapt, with random sillyness, to make everyone happy.
Two chapters left 'til I run out. Damnnn.
"Wake up, wake up, wake up," Kathy and Izzie chorused, pulling Lily's hair and peeling the covers away from her.
"Go away," she muttered sleepily, sitting up and rubbing her eyes, "Where's Alice?"
"Meeting with Dumbledore or something," Izzie said, grabbing Lily's wand, "Hey Lily, we want you to dye our hair,"
"What?"
"Well not dye it," Kathy explained, waving her hands excitedly, "Erm... what's that muggle word... Skylight it?"
"Highlight, you idiot," Izzie said, rolling her eyes and forcing Lily's wand into her hand.
"Is this why I've been woken up at such an undesirable hour?" Lily asked.
"It's like, eleven o'clock," laughed Kathy, showing Lily her watch, "We saw it in a magazine, look!"
She grabbed a magazine from the bedside table, flicked it to a picture of 'The Doxy Chicks', the hottest wizarding band of their time and shoved it in Lily's face.
"Oh I see," Lily nodded, "Alright Kathykins, what colour would you like your hair?"
"Ooh, I dunno, you choose," she squealed, "But make it nice, okay,"
Lily nodded as she waved her wand expertly, putting highlights into Kathy's hair, caramel, honey and chocolate coloured.
"She's like an ice-cream sundae," Izzie grinned, "And speaking of which..."
She dived under her bed and emerged holding a deep tub of pumpkin ice-cream and grinning widely.
"Now it's a party!" exclaimed Kathy, grabbing a spoon and digging into the ice-cream.
"Izzie's turn," Lily said, leaping across to Izzie's bed, holding her wand in her hand.
"Make it funky," she mumbled with her mouth full, as Lily flourished her wand, highlighting streaks of electric blue in her black hair.
"Brings out your eyes," she said, admiring her handiwork.
"Thanks Lils," they chorused, their mouths stuffed with ice-cream.
"It's a shame we can't make my hair nice," she sighed heavily, looking at them pointedly, "I mean, everything clashes with the tomato-ness!"
"I'm sure we can do something with it," Izzie said, gesturing for Lily to come towards her. Not being nearly as good at charms as Lily, they furrowed their eyebrows in concentration, looking down at her hair.
Before long, she had auburn lowlights in the ends of her long crimson hair, which hung down her back.
"Ooh, it can look nice at times," Lily exclaimed, looking at the dark brown strands and twirling them around her finger, "It's not permanent though, is it?"
"Teachers won't let us keep them in," Kathy sighed, "but we can have them until Monday, anyway,"
"Alright," Lily nodded, taking a spoonful of the ice-cream.
"HEY LILY!" Izzie exclaimed, suddenly, and they turned around sharply, rubbing their heads.
"Jesus Christ, Isabella, I'm temporarily deaf now!" Kathy groaned, "You will be the death of me,"
"LILY!" she continued, ignoring Kathy, "DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE DATE IS?!"
"Um, no..." Lily lied nervously, not meeting her eyes.
"IT'S THE TWENTY-NINTH OF JANUARY!" she exclaimed, her voice still unbelievably loud, and Kathy buried her face in her pillow, trying to block her out.
"Yeah, well done Kathy," Lily laughed uneasily, engrossed in the ice-cream all of a sudden.
"LILY MARIE EVANS, YOU TURN SEVENTEEN TOMORROW!" yelled Izzie, and Kathy sat up sharply.
"HOLY CRAP, I TOTALLY FORGOT," she gasped, her eyes wide, as Lily cringed.
"It's no big deal – " she began, only to be drowned out by her friends' incessant plan-making.
"We'll have a girly night out in Hogsmeade," Kathy said.
"Yeah, James showed me one of the passages once," Izzie nodded.
"Brilliant," Kathy agreed, "Should we invite them?"
"Do you not understand the point of a girly night?"
"Oh alright. And we must get Lilykins absolutely pissed beyond recognition,"
"Please don't," Lily whined, giving them her best pleading expression.
"Lily, the cute face hasn't worked since second-year," Izzie said smugly, sticking her tongue out at a nervous-looking Lily, "Come on, cheer up, you look like I just crucio'd your cat,"
"Bless, can you blame her? Her two ventures into the world of drinking, and both times, she ends up throwing up and passing out," laughed Kathy.
"I beg to differ," Lily protested, "I didn't throw up the second time!"
"My suede shoes beg to differ," scoffed Izzie.
"You didn't remember throwing up," Kathy pointed out, "But you still threw up,"
"No worries Lilykins," Izzie laughed, as Lily looked even more nervous than before, "We'll stick to barely-alcoholic cocktails in The Hog's Head,"
"Abeforth won't card us," added Kathy.
"And you won't get me drunk?" asked Lily, biting her nails.
"Nope," Izzie and Kathy chorused, innocent smiles on their faces.
Suddenly, the door burst open, and Remus walked into the room, examining a scroll of parchment.
"Lily, I was looking at my moon-calendar, and guess what I discovered?" he asked, beaming cheekily.
"Oh merlin," she groaned, as he pointed to the red ring inked around the thirtieth of January.
"Why didn't you tell us!" he demanded, sitting on the bed.
"Don't want you to make a big deal out of it," she mumbled, fiddling with her duvet.
"Ah, good point, 'cause when James and Sirius find out about – " he began, but suddenly, Lily's wand was held at his throat, her expression menacing.
"Don't you dare tell them, okay," she said dangerously, her eyes wide.
"Err – "
"Remus! Promise me you won't!"
"But they'll – "
"Remus!"
"Alright, alright, I won't tell them, but – "
"Promise?"
"I solemnly swear, I won't tell them," he said, trying to keep a straight face, and she released him, looking relieved.
"Remus, d'you like my hair?" asked Kathy, changing the subject quickly.
"Oh yeah, it's all different coloured," gasped Remus, "You're like the inside of Honeydukes, all rolled into one!"
"Trust you to bring chocolate into this," Izzie laughed, rolling her eyes.
"Izzie!" he exclaimed, "Your hair is radioactive!"
"Why thank you," she smiled, choosing to take it as a compliment.
"And what about Lilykins?" Kathy said, as Lily sat cross-legged on her bed in indignation.
"Oh yes, Lily, I love the hair, it looks fantabulous!"
"Aww thanks Remus," she grinned.
"Hey! She got way more compliments than we did!" protested Izzie, as Kathy thumped Remus huffily.
"Yeah well, she looks better than you two," teased Remus, earning himself another thump.
"Not true!" they argued, as Lily sat triumphantly, sticking her tongue out at her friends.
"So what are you doing for your birthday Lily?" he asked, dodging the pillows that were pummelling him.
"We're taking her to Hogsmeade," grinned Kathy, "and we're gonna get – "
"And we're gonna stay sober," Izzie finished, her hand clapped over Kathy's mouth.
"Yes," nodded Lily, failing to see the girls' wicked grins.
I heart random girliness. Isnt it fun to pig out on ice-cream and have a little rave. Woo.
I also heart random DRUNKENESS. Next chapter shall be awesome.
And... je voudrais 1,232 reviews, s'il vous plait.
So put your fingers back to the keys.
Woo, quoting Pete Wentz :D
Omg, I cant believe he's 30 now! Ah, I love little Bronx Mowgli!
My friend wants to name one of her children Manhatten Baloo, LMAO.
Anywho, I'll go now. Gotta watch my sister sing in some concert, with her choir. :S
Much love.
Ash x
