Hey guys! It's me again! Here a new episode for Death Battle everyone wants to see. Also, I may or may not post new episode because my family and I going to California for three days (from Thursday to Saturday) for my nephew's birthday, so I may or may not finish some of the episodes in time. But not to worry, I'll something out, just sit tight. Thanks. Also, Disclaimer:
Hercule Satan and Dragon Ball Franchise Belongs to Akira Toriyama.
Dan Hibiki and Street Fighter Franchise belongs to Capcom.
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Episode 53 - Hercule Satan VS Dan Hibiki
Kirby pulls out the next disc, puts it in and and hits play.
(*Cues: Invader - Jim Johnston*)
Wiz: "A good martial artist does not become tense, but ready. Not thinking, yet not dreaming. Ready for whatever may come." - Bruce Lee
"Yup, that's a great quote from the great Bruce Lee." Ness said with a smile.
"He's actually good for a martial artist." Sonic commented.
Boomstick: But some fighters are dumb enough to ignore the legendary Bruce Lee's words, like Hercule Satan, the World Martial Arts Champion.
Wiz: And Dan Hibiki, the Saikyo Street Fighter.
"Ugh, Dan Hibiki. He's the worst." Pac-man complicated.
"Same goes for Mr. Satan, he's even worster." Ness complicated also.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick...
Wiz: And its our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills, to find out who would win a Death Battle.
(*Cues: A Hero's Desperation - Dragon Ball Z: Budokai*)
Wiz: The Earth was in danger, the future of mankind threatened by a monster named Cell. All would be lost unless a hero could best him in the ring of champions.
"Oh boy, here it comes." Pikachu said, rolling his eyes, knowing what he might say after that.
Boomstick: The hope of the world lay on the shoulders, and afro, of one man, Hercule Satan.
They then see a tall man of a rather muscular and hirsute physique. His black curly Afro, mustache, and well trimmed sideburns are among his most recognizable traits, as well as his cleft chin. He's typically is seen in his brown martial arts uniform, but has been known to wear more luxurious clothing when resting or making public appearances. His gi is often accented with white cape depending on which gi he dons, and his notably hairy chest and arms are usually displayed openly.
Hercule Satan
"I knew it." Pikachu groaned.
"What a idiot." Ness grunted.
"Hm." Kirby huffed.
Sonic, the Ice Climbers, Jigglypuff, Pichu, Pit, Villager, Junior Pac-man, and Mega Man saw this and sees how their expressions are very negative to Hercule. "Okay, I get that you guys are Dragon Ball Z fans, but why do you guys hate this Mr. Satan guy anyway?" Sonic asked.
"Why won't we? I mean, he's nothing but a credit hanging fake who always boasting how strong he is and kept telling everyone he's the world champion." Pikachu ranted.
"And he keeps saying all the Kamehameha attacks, Dodon Rays, and every other attacks that we're seen on TV were all staged, fakes, and most of all tricks." Ness complicated.
"Not to mention he keeps bragging to everyone on how Mr. Satan defeated Cell, when it was actually Gohan who killed Cell blasted him off to space." Kirby exclaimed.
"He's nothing but a credit hanging moron who clearly hasn't no better fighting prowess and, to top it all off, he's a complete weakling." Yoshi boasted.
Everyone then sweatdropped as they saw the four boys have very stern faces, then turning to Toon Link and Young Link as Sonic asked, "Do they always act like this when that Satan guy appears?"
"Apparently yes," Young Link said. "Whenever Mr. Satan was mentioned, they get really upset and mad that he keeps people think he's a hero, which he clearly isn't."
"Frankly, they all started to feel negative towards him." Toon Link added.
"Okay. We get that, but why do they think that he's weak?" Popo asked.
"You'll find out." YL answered.
"When?" Jigglypuff asked.
"In about..." TL replied as he begins to count down, "3... 2... 1..."
Right on cue, Cell slaps him so hard Hercule flies into a mountain side.
"Oh..." Popo said.
This got Kirby and Ness chuckling at Hercule's misfortunate.
Boomstick and Pikachu: Yeah... we're screwed.
BACKGROUND
Real name: Mark
Age: 38
Height: 6'2" | 188 cm
Weight: 208 lbs | 94 kg
The "Undisputed" Martial Arts Champion of the World
One of the richest people on Earth
Hides a fear of those who use ki
Loves eating spaghetti (Kirby: Hmm... spaghetti.)
(*Cues: DBZ - Ano Yo De Faito*)
Wiz: Officially, Mr. Satan is the World Martial Arts Champion and chosen savior of humanity... or so he would have you believe.
"See?! This is what we're talking about?!" Pikachu exclaimed.
Boomstick: Hey if I could lie that well I'd make everybody think I'm king of the world too, or even.. God. Muhahahaha.
"Yeah, right..." Ness groaned, while rolling his eyes, thinking that idea of him being king of the world or a god is stupid.
Wiz: But before he was the "Hero of the People", Mr. Satan went by... Mark.
"Huh?" Everyone were abit surprised as they didn't expected Hercule to be called by his real name.
Wiz: Eager to learn, Mark sought to master the art of combat.
Boomstick: Young Mark honed his skills in the Dojo, Satan Castle, which sounds awesome, but sadly, no, he was not actually trained by the Devil, I looked it up.
"Thank god, that would've been ugly." Pit said in relief.
Wiz: Turns out, he was naturally gifted in martial arts, mostly due to his, strangely good luck.
"Ah-ha! So, he was trained to fight out of pride luck!" Pikachu said, bashfully.
"That actually makes sense." Pit said, being self-conscious.
Boomstick: Yeah, like when he won his first World Championship, after his rival got food poisoning, *in a sarcastic tone* that's not suspicious at all.
"Yeah, how very suspicious indeed." Ness said, sarcastically.
Wiz: Victory in hand, Mark took the stage name Mr. Satan in honor of his Dojo, and to sound better for the cameras. His victories and explosive personality quickly rocketed him to a life of wealth, fame and luxury.
(*Cues: Completely Outnumbered - DBZ Resurrection F*)
Boomstick: ...Which almost came to an end when he and his master got drunk and made fun of some random guy's pony tail. Turns out this random guy just so happened to be a superpowered immortal mercenary, who then murdered his master.
They then see a man with small, beady eyes, a pointed nose, a small thin mustache, with his black hair in a ponytail. He wears a pink chang pao (Chinese men's longcoat, also known as a changshan) with the kanji for satsu ("kill") on the front. This got Kirby, Ness, Pikachu and Yoshi scared.
"Oh my god... Mercenary Tao!" Ness shouted in fear.
"They insult Tao?! Bad move guys!" Pikachu yelled.
Everyone else saw this and then turned to the Links for more info until TL answered, "Mercenary Tao is an assassin whose extremely sadistic and evil in his actions. He works for the Red Ribbon Army and likes to kill people for fun and has absolutely no qualms in regards to murdering children."
This ultimately shocks them. "That's awful." Jigglypuff said in grieve.
"Yeah, it is." Pikachu said. "Luckily, Mr. Satan was still due to his 'luck'."
Boomstick: Remember kids, sticks and stones may break your bones, but words should never be used against a tree surfing murderer.
The Young Smashers, including Pit, took noted of that.
Wiz: From that day forward, Mr. Satan swore he would never fight anyone whose identity was a secret or who seemed out of his league.
"Well, that's a start." Sonic commented.
"Keep watching." Ness said, bluntly.
Boomstick: Seemed to forget about that when Cell showed up.
"Oh, nevermind then." Sonic replied.
Boomstick: Anyway somewhere along the line, Mr. Satan married a lady named Miguel, and after a round or two in the ovarian ring, had a daughter. Oh and then his wife died.
Wiz: Wow, come on Boomstick, show some tact.
"Yeah, show some respect on other people, man." Sonic argued.
"Yeah, though I'm not surprised that his wife died and nobody knows the face of Videl's mother until, oh say never." Pikachu muttered.
Wiz: *coughs* Despite his grief, Mr. Satan never let his loss interrupt his... lifestyle.
(*Cues: DBZ - Mr. Satan Theme*)
Boomstick: He filled the hole in his life the only way he knew how. With more martial arts!
"Oh good god!" Ness and Pikachu facepalmed.
"Oh come on!" Kirby and Yoshi exclaimed.
FIGHTING STYLE
Philosophy includes:
- Daily training
- Pushing one's limits
- "Having a wild time all the time"
Dynamite Kick
Megaton Punch
Can use Rapid Movement Technique
Highly skilled at deception
- Faking stomach aches
- Playing off mistakes as intentional strategies
Boomstick: He mastered techniques like his Dynamite Kick and his Megaton Punch, which sounds like they would make you explode or something epic like that...
Wiz:..but they're actually just regular kicks and punches. He really only named them so he could scream awesome words while fighting. Hey, this is anime after all!
"We know!" The four grumbled.
Boomstick: I feel more than a little underwhelmed by this guy right now.
"Don't..." Ness grunted.
Wiz: Well Mr. Satan's techniques were enough for him to legitimately win the 24th World Martial Arts Tournament, becoming the champion of the world and the chosen savior to battle Cell. But we already know how that went.
Everyone else knew that as well as a clip of Cell bitch slapping Hercule shows up again. This got both Kirby, Ness, Pikachu and Yoshi chuckling in amusement. The rest just facepalmed by this scene.
"Yeah, I can see why you hate this guy." Sonic mumbled.
Boomstick: Heh, I could watch that over and over. In fact...
The clip plays six times at once. The four boys laughed out loud for seeing this scene six times, they must really like it. Everyone watched them laugh while sweatdrops were poured by their heads.
Boomstick: Heh heh heh, get away from me bitch.
This got Jigglypuff and Nana upset, feeling quite upset by what Boomstick said.
(*Cues: DBZ - Saika! Tenka-Ichi Budokai*)
Wiz: Mr. Satan actively avoids fighting people who clearly outclass him, mostly to save his own reputation.
"Of course, that's the one thing I hate the most about this guy." Ness ranted. "He just avoids fights against stronger than him."
"See, total wimp! Right there!" Pikachu points out.
Boomstick: The first time he saw people flying and shooting beams out of their hands, he thought it was a bunch of cheap tricks and pyrotechnics.
"And that's another reason why I hate Hercule. He thinks everything he's around him is a trick." Ness complicated.
"Clearly he keeps seeing all the epic stuff as stage profs." Young Link replied.
"Like literally." Toon Link added.
Boomstick: Even after seeing the most epic Kamehameha beam struggle of all time, he still denied everything.
Hercule: It's a trick! It's all a trick I swear! Someday I'll bring it all to light! I will!
Caroni: I can't believe that you're still saying that!
"Okay, now I see why you guys hate this guy." Sonic said, now understanding the problem.
"What a dumbass." Junior muttered.
"Jackass is more appropriate." Pac-man muttered also.
Boomstick: But just in case he finds himself in over his head, Mr. Satan is packing an assortment of capsules containing jetpacks, disguised explosives and even missile launchers. Man if those existed in real life, it'd be a TSA nightmare.
Everyone nodded in that statement. To Ness, Hercule's capsule are like his emergency packages in case danger comes his way, and since these capsule are outside items that are illegal in the tournament, he's goona need if he'll survive.
Wiz: If there's anything he's good at, it's public performance. He often weasels his way out of dangerous scenarios with lame excuses like faking stomachaches and somehow the entire world buys his crap every single time.
Kirby, Ness, Pikachu and Yoshi all nodded sternly after that statement. He'll make any lame excuses and people just buy his carp entire time he sees a big and powerful and a pretty strong
Hercule: I did it! For years I've been trying to perfect a variation of the Megaton punch that uses latent energy that causes a delayed reaction to catch my opponent off guard!
*The crowd cheers except for the Z-Warriors and their families.*
"Wow, that is just... wow." Pit said in disbelief.
"We told you he was a fake." Kirby moaned.
Boomstick: When in doubt, work the crowd. I love all of you!
Wiz: Who are you talking to?
Boomstick: Every. single. one of you. Like and subscribe!
(*Cues: DBZ - Mr. Satan Themeagain*)
FEATS
Can pull four tour buses by himself
Ripped three phone books at once
Ran behind a gunman faster than his eye could see
Won the World Martial Arts tournament up to 26 times... most of the time by cheating (Pikachu: Ah-Ha! I knew it!)
Cell hit him into a cliff and merely hit his head a little (This cause Pikachu, Kirby, Yoshi and Ness to laugh.)
Wiz: Mr. Satan is a master of deception, an excellent actor, and a complete fraud. (Pikachu: Ha! We told he was a fake!) Still he is strong enough to rip three phone books in half and pull four buses by himself, and once he actually moved faster than the untrained eye can see, but forgot bullets move fast too.
"Okay, I get the other two, but running at that normal speed, that's stupid." Sonic commented.
Boomstick: Well if I have to say something nice about the guy, at least he's not Yamcha.
Wiz: Mr. Satan has won the Martial Arts Tournament of Worlds 26 times, although only one of them was legitimate.
"Completely legitimate." Ness mumbled in disappointment.
"Hey, someone has to make the tournament very convincing." Sonic said.
Boomstick: Yeah the other times he rigged it and had Mr. Buu kick everyone's ass and then lose to him on purpose.
Wiz: Still it's pretty impressive that he managed to befriend one of the most dangerous and untamed monsters in the Dragonball universe.
"The monster being Majin Buu." Ness interjected as he sees him being friends the said pink monster.
"The monster that fought Kirby in one of the early episodes?" Pit asked.
"The very same." Kirby grunted.
Boomstick: Oh and one time he convinced the whole world's population to stick their hands in the air and then wave them around like they just don't care... but whatever.
Wiz and Ness: Boomstick, that saved the world!
Boomstick: Meh.
Wiz: Mr. Satan is motivated by three things: Money, fame, and his daughter, who he seems to prize above all else.
"Well, that's actually good, aside with the money and fame." Ness commented.
"At least he still got his daughter." Said Kirby.
Boomstick: He may be a bit of a con artist, but no matter what he's up against, Mr. Satan finds a way to rise above his fears through his own bravery. Wait did I just say bravery? I meant thick headedness and straight up stupidity.
"Thank you!" Kriby, Ness, Pikachu and Yoshi cried.
Mr. Satan is then seen trying to jump high off a cliff, but falls down and injures himself.
Hercule: Ow! The pain! Ow. Ugh.
After that's done, everyone has been giving a lot of though on Hercule. Both Kirby, Ness, Pikachu and Yoshi liked the guy because of all the things he did for lying and take credits of all the wins he got. Sonic and Pit find his fighting style to be lacking due to his martial art skills and weak tactics and the rest find him as a complete dimwit for boasting some of the victory he never earn. But that's Hercule for ya.
Now on to the next combatant...
For the next scene, they see a man with brown hair and brown eyes. He wears a a traditional pink karate gi with a black undershirt.
"Oh great, this guy..." Pac-man moaned.
"Dan Hibiki..." Both Ness and Sonic muttered at the same time.
Dan Hibiki
(*Cues: Street Fighter IV - Dan Theme*)
Wiz: Conceptualized in retaliation of SNK's blatant ripoff of Capcom's characters (Ryo Sakazaki and Robert Garcia), Dan Hibiki was always meant to be a complete joke.
"Well, sometimes..." Pac-man muttered.
BACKGROUND
Born: November 25th in Hong Kong
Height: 5'10" | 177 cm
Weight: 163 lbs | 74 kg
Rumored descendant of the vampire Donovan Baine (Which made everyone stunned)
Designed as a parody of SNK's Street Fighter ripoff characters
His gi was turned pink when he mixed colors while doing laundry (This made everyone facepalmed)
Boomstick: Dan had no natural talent in fighting people, but his father Go Hibiki was a martial arts master with his own dojo.
"I take it that his father is a expert martial artist?" Sonic said.
"I guess..." Pac-man answered.
"I don't know if I'm either impress or just really unimpress." Ness said.
"Try both." Pikachu replied.
Wiz: One day, Go's dojo was visited by Sagat, an enforcer of the crime syndicate, Shadaloo.
"Wait a minute, Sagat?!" Kirby said in surprised.
"Isn't he the guy who mastered Muay Tai Kickboxing and was almost kill by Ryu due to the Dark Hado?" Yoshi asked.
"Yep, same one." Mega Man said.
"Why is he in Mr. Hibiki's Dojo?" Toon Link asked.
"We'll find that out that out soon." Sonic replied.
Wiz: As an advocate of justice, Go refused to be intimidated by the crime lord and stood up to him the only way he knew how...
"Which is?" Pikachu said, rasinig an eyebrow.
Boomstick: By kicking his fricking eye out!
This shocks them more. "Wow, dude. That's brutal." Sonic said, stunned.
"Well, that would explained why he was wearing that eyepatch in the first place." Mega Man said.
Boomstick: Then Sagat brutally beat him to death in front of his own son. That should teach you to mess with a 7'4" Muay Thai Monster.
Wiz, Mega Man and Ness: It didn't...
"Of course, it didn't." Pikachu muttered.
Wiz: Enraged and distraught, Dan swore he would avenge his father's death. To do so he sought out a legendary dojo hidden in the wilderness of Japan.
They then see an old dojo in the middle of wilderness.
"That's it? That's the dojo?" Pikachu asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Kinda disappointing that an old dojo like that even exist within the forest." Junior said, disappointed.
Boomstick: This thing is more elusive than child support to my ex!
"Again with the ex?! Come on!" Ness exclaimed.
(*Cues: Street Fighter: Assassin's Fist - Lake Run*)
And this is where things get a little surprising after they see Ryu and Ken in this scene.
Ryu: Seems like the more time we spend here, more questions arise.
Ken: Yeah, like who the hell is Dan?
"Wait, isn't that Ryu and Ken?" Mega Man said, surprised to see them.
"Yeah, I didn't even imagine see them in the dojo." Pac-man said, intrigued.
Wiz: Against all odds, Dan found it. He was trained by its master Gouken, the same mentor who taught Ryu and Ken such legendary techniques such as the Hadouken and the Shoryuken.
"Wait, what?" Pikachu said, taken back.
"Does this mean that dojo belongs to Ryu's and Ken's master?" Kirby asked.
"I guess so." Ness answered.
"Well, you guess right." Everyone jumped as they turned around as they saw Ryu coming in the room.
"Oh, Ryu. It's only you." Lucas said, relief to see Ryu again.
"So, I take it that Dan was in the same class as you?" Junior asked.
"Well, yes and no." Ryu answered.
"What do you mean?" Pikachu said in question. Before he could answer, Wiz jumps and explains.
Wiz: Dan began the difficult journey of mastering the use of ki as a weapon of justice.
Boomstick: ...Until Gouken expelled him because he just... just sucked!
Wiz: Well technically it was because Gouken didn't want his training only used for revenge, but, let's face it, he knew he was wasting his time.
"Wait, is this true?" Jigglypuff asked.
"Well, yes. Master Gouken didn't want to train him because of his heart is filled with pride and vengeance for his father," Ryu explains. "our teachings of the Ansatsuken wasn't used for killing and for revenge."
"So, in a way, he doesn't want him to train in the ways of killing his opponents, right?" Ness said.
"Yes." Ryu answered.
"Well, if I were him, I start quitting right now." Ness said, referring to Dan.
(*Cues: Unknown Theme*)
Boomstick: However, Dan's determination for vengeance continued, he took the little he had learned from Gouken and ironically combined it with some Muay Thai.
Wiz: This became his very own martial art, the Saikyo-Ryu fighting style.
Everyone stared at him and his suddenly mixed fighting style with revulsion. "You're joking, right?" Junior said.
"Afraid not." Ryu replied.
(*Cues: Street Fighter Alpha 2 - Dan Theme*)
Boomstick: Unfortunately while that sounds awesome, it didn't really work out...
"I guess not..." Pit muttered.
SAIKYO FIGHTING STYLE
Means "Strongest Style" (Pikachu: More like "Weak Style")
A mixture of Muay Thai and Ansatsuken
Gadoken "Self Way Fist"
- Shinku Gadoken "Quaking Air Self Way Fist"
Koryuken "Dazzling Dragon Fist"
- Koryu Rekka "Dazzling Dragon Violent Fire"
Dankukyaku
Hissho Buraiken
Frequent taunting
Wiz: Dan's fighting style is well... it sucks! It's awful! There's absolutely nothing redeemable about it!
Wiz wasn't kidding, as they see Dan getting his ass kicked by a high school girl, who Ryu recognizes her as Sakura.
"Well, at least Wiz said it sucks. I mean, that his style of fighting... is awful." Jigglypuff
"It's stupid." Pikachu muttered.
"It's lousy." Pichu added.
"His fighting style is so awful, it shows no coordination and no motivation." Ness said.
"It's a complete joke." Sonic said.
"Well, to Dan, it's the only fighting style he ever need incase he wants to fight his opponents." Ryu stated.
"I still think it's stupid." Pikachu grunted.
Wiz: I mean he can use special moves like the Koryuken and the Dankukyaku...
"Seriously? Koryuken and Dankukyaku?" Ness said, disgusted.
"They're just stupid version of the moves Ryu and Ken uses." Pikachu added.
Boomstick: Which are like the dollar store versions of awesome stuff like the Shoryuken and the Tatsuma... whatever it's called.
"Oh, for the love of-it's Tatsumaki Senpukyaku!" Ness spatted.
Wiz: Also, Dankukyaku? Did he seriously name one of his moves after himself?
"YES!" Everyone, except Ryu, exclaimed in disgust.
Boomstick: Yeah he's pretty full of himself! Which is why the Saikyo's style's strongest technique is his excessive taunting. He can taunt while jumping, somehow increasing his air time, and somehow by focusing all his energy at once, Dan can perform a taunt so fearsome it will shock and amaze all who witness it just by being the most worthless thing they've ever seen. This is the Legendary Taunt!
Everyone watches as Dan perform such a taunt.
Dan: Here I come! Hoyah! What's the problem? Don't underestimate me. I'm awesome! Woohoo! Piece of cake! (Constantly does rolls until he jumps and lands to do an awkward thumbs up pose).
Everyone, except Ryu, facefaulted. "ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME!?" Ness, Junior, Pikachu, Toon Link and Jigglypuff exclaimed loudly.
Wiz: Now Dan can manifest his ki into a fireball projectile called the Gadouken. In a way the Gadouken is symbolic of Dan himself.
Boomstick and Pikachu: Yeah, it's tiny, pathetic, and doesn't last very long.
"Same goes for his Shinku Gadouken." Ness added.
(*Cues: Street Fighter: Assassin's Fist - Three Days, Three Nights*)
Wiz: Despite this, Dan tracked down his father's killer, and offered to make his left eye match his right. In turn Sagat politely offered to reunite father and son. The long awaited clash of fists began, a clash in which Dan was bent on retribution.
They, along with Ryu, watches as Dan fights against Sagat to see if Dan will defeat him or not.
Boomstick: Buuut...
They watch the fight as Dan eventually beats Sagat.
Announcer: K.O.!
Boomstick, Pikachu and Junior: ...Oh shit! he won!?
(*Cues: Street Fighter Alpha 3 - Theme of Dan*)
Wiz: Yes, Dan finally found the recompense he had sought for so long and trained his entire life for, because Sagat threw the fight in pity.
Everyone stared blankly at him on the screen, seeing he threw the match on purpose. "So... he threw the match on purpose...?" Pit said in disbelief.
"Yep." Pikachu said, stunned.
"But that would mean that Sagat let him win despite him being weak and as a33result to satisfy Dan's desire for revenge." Ness replied.
"I guess Sagat does have it in him to kill Dan." Ryu said. Everyone nodded in that statement.
Wiz: Completely unaware of his luck and now confident he was one of the strongest in the world, Dan founded his own dojo to unfortunately teach people his worthless martial art.
Boomstick: Thanks Sagat, not only have you killed this man's father but now you're ruining other kids' lives now too.
"Yeah, thanks a lot Sagat, you made the man much more worst." Pikachu exclaimed.
Wiz: You'll be happy to know that not many students actually enrolled in his class, because he did not pay his phone bill and did not include his address in his commercial.
This made them chuckle at Dan's unfortunate mistakes.
Boomstick: Hehe, classic Dan. By the way, what's up with the pink gi?
"Yeah, usually most gis are white, so why's that gi in the same color as Nana's coat?" Ness said, then recevied a punch from the girl Ice Climber.
Wiz: Well it was originally white, but then he accidentally washed it with color.
Boomstick: Jesus Christ...
"Note to self: Never put colored clothes in white gis." TL muttered.
Wiz: Ok ok making fun of Dan is fun and all but let's be honest he's not a complete pushover.
Everyone watches as they listen in to what Wiz has to say.
FEATS
Took a victory over Sagat
Single-handedly eliminated a group of thugs
Despite near-constant hospitalization, is quick to jump back to action (This causes everyone to sweatdrop)
Can tap into the Satsui no Hado and execute the Raging Demon (This surprises everyone)
Wiz: He can take down multiple thugs at once and endured a beating from Ryu and Ken simultaneously.
This made everyone to look at Ryu with concern. "Well, uh, I did go a little too easy on him." Ryu said, while rubbing the back of his head. Everyone then sigh in disappointment.
Wiz: No matter how many times he falls, Dan will always get right back up.
(*Cues: Street Fighter: Assassin's Fist - Akuma Rises*)
Boomstick: And remember how Gouken rejected him because of his thirst for vengeance? (Kirby: Yes...) That's because Dan can actually tap into the Satsui no Hado!
This got everyone, even Ryu, shock even more. "What?! He can do that?!" Pac-man said in shock.
"No way, you mean can enter the Dark Hado with no problem?!" Pit said in shock.
"Yeah, that's what I hear." Mega Man said, stunned.
"I had no idea..." Ryu said, stunned as he did not know that Dan has the power to enter the Satsui no Hado
Boomstick: The same evil energy that transformed Gouken's brother Akuma into an island smashing murderer.
"Are you serious?!" Kirby and Pikachu cried.
Wiz: We're not joking here. Once Dan did access his Satsui no Hado to use the dreaded Raging Demon. A move which obliterates the victim's soul.
"And the same move that almost killed Gouken from Akuma." Villager added.
Ryu, of course, had no idea that Dan can access the Satsui no Hado all by himself. The Satsui no Hado maybe evil energy but for Dan, it was nothing, but to Ryu, it's a complete hangover.
Boomstick: Damn! If Dan could do it then I can do it! (Ness: *Snorted* You can't be serious...) All right, watch out Wiz here it comes! Argh (falls over)! Ah shit! Fell on my keys!
Most of the Smashers laughed at Boomstick's fail attempt to do the said attack.
(*Cues: Unknown Theme*)
Wiz: But more often than not Dan's a klutz whose overconfident taunting gets him into trouble. He is his own worst enemy.
"Well, that's saying something." Pikachu commented.
Boomstick: (Breathing heavily) But even after crying like a baby from stubbing his toe, Dan doesn't let any of it keep him down for long. After all, who else will carry on the heroic legacy of Go Hibiki?
"I say, no one." Sonic commented. Everyone nodded on that statement.
Dan: Koryuken! (Gets KO'd by Blanka) Father!
Despite he being a idiotic bamboo, Dan is one fighter that considers to be the weakest of all fighters in the Capcom Universe. Though his fighting style and taunting are positively lacking, he still continues to fight, in any attempts to keep the legacy of his father alive and well. Although, for his power to access his Satsui no Hado... it's complete mystery.
Now on to the votes...
Wiz: Alright the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: But first, your face is in danger! Ad only I can save it!
With that, a new commercial for the Dollar Shave Club appeared. Everyone seems intrigued to see a website like that, even Ryu if he might have a beard one day. So, as the commercial airs, everyone begins to vote:
Kirby: Hercule
Ness: Hercule
Mega Man: Dan
Pikachu: Hercule
Toon Link: Hercule
Young Link: Hercule
Pichu: Dan
Jigglypuff: Dan
Popo: Hercule
Nana: Dan
Villager: Dan
Sonic: Dan
Yoshi: Hercule
Lucas: Dan
Pit: Dan
Pac-man: Hercule
Bowser Jr.: Dan
Ryu: Dan
Now for the results:
Hercule: 8
Dan: 10
So, the Capcom fighting joke will take the win huh? We'll see about that.
Boomstick: But right now, It's time for a Death Battle!
(*Cues: DBZ - Wrestling Rock*)
In the stadium of the World Martial Arts tournament, the crowd is cheering as the announcer gets on the mic.
Announcer: For our next round, our beloved savior of mankind, Hercule Satan!
Hercule enters the ring and throws his robe off. He then proceeds to hold up his champion belt and listen to the crowd cheer.
Hercule: Yeah!
"Oh great, even after the Cell games and the fight with Majin Buu, this guy still is a show off." Said Ness.
"Hey, somebody has to cheer for someone." Yoshi replied.
Announcer: And the challenger, the infamous creator of the Saikyo arts, Dan Hibiki!
Dan: Woohoo! Here I cooome!
Dan runs into the ring and trips on the ground. He gets up and shakes himself off.
"So much for making a grand entrance." Pit said, jokingly as Pikachu, Kirby and Junior started to laugh.
The crowd goes silent with only one guy going "Woo. Yay. Dan."
"Whoa, tough crowd." Sonic commented.
Hercule: Ha ha! Nice moves, Hibachi! How bout you ring yourself out?
Dan: You wish, chump! I hope you're ready for a beating!
A battle between jokers. Who will win?
FIGHT!
(*Cues: Super Mario 3D World - Pom Pom's Theme*)
Hercule and Dan rush towards each other, pathetically trading blows with each other until Hercule knocks Dan down to the ground.
"I don't know if this is a good fight, or a bore-athon." Junior commented.
"At least Mr. Satan did something right." Lucas said.
Hercule: Ha! A weakling like you stands no chance! *Prepares to fight as Dan got back on his feet*
Announcer: It looks like Mr. Satan wants to end this quickly! Which of his patented finishing moves will he use?
Hercule: Dynamite Kick!
Hercule lunges forward with a kick.
Dan: Oh my god!
Dan quickly ducks in fear causing Hercule to miss him, landing on his back.
"Way a think on your feet, Dan." Junior, said, causing him to chuckle.
Announcer: What's this? He's avoided the champion's most devastating attack!
Hercule: Uhh... Ha! I psyched him out! He'll be too terrified to throw a single punch!
But just as he Hercule finished taunting Dan throws out a series of punches and kicks knocking him to the ground.
"You were saying?" Sonic said.
Dan then precedes to leap over to the other side of Hercule and performs his Legendary Taunt.
Dan: Woohoo! Behold the glory of Saikyo! Heya! Hoy! Hiya! Woya! Hiya! Woya! Ai!
Dan ends with his signature thumbs up as Hercule's jaw drops. This got everyone, beside Ryu who facepalmed, facefaulted.
"This is getting old." Pac-man grunted.
"Totally." Mega Man groaned.
Hercule: Woah! Wow!
Dan: And now, behold my ultimate attack! Shinkuuuuuu...
(*Cues: Unknown Theme*)
Dan starts charging up his ki, which has Hercule worrying.
Hercule: (No, no no no! Is that what I think it is? What do I do?)
Hercule is reminded of a certain Saiyan warrior (Goku) when he sees Dan charging up.
"Oh boy, what will he do now?" Toon Link said, seeing how Hercule will escape this move.
Hercule: (I could dive off the arena! Say I slipped off due to my sheer muscle mass. He he. Yeah!)
"Great plan. Except of cousre, that depends on how much energy the opponent uses, but Dan however..." Ness started to talk.
Dan continues charging up.
Hercule: (Holy crap how long is this gonna take?)
Dan: Gadouken!
The small fireball goes a few feet then evaporates with a farting noise. Cricket chirps start playing. This everyone to sweatdropped.
"His attack is so small, it doesn't make a simple reach to the opponent." Ness stated.
"Yeah, you're right about that." Sonic agrees.
"Perhaps more training is needed in order to perfected that attack." Ryu said with content.
(*Cues: DBZ - Mr. Satan Theme*)
Hercule: Uh.. yeah! Ha ha! I've done it! After years of training and grueling exercise, this pathetic phony's cheap tricks won't work on me! Ha!
The crowd goes wild.
Everyone stared blankly at this. "Ugh, I can't everyone's still buying this crap." Pikachu grumbled. Kirby, Ness and Yoshi all nodded with discouraged.
Announcer: Astounding! Who knew the secret to countering such an attack was to act like a coward?
Hercule: Yeah! Wait what?
Dan runs over to Hercule and tosses him over his shoulder, which causes Hercule's capsules to pop out revealing various weapons.
Announcer: What's this? Is it just me or has Mr. Satan illegally smuggled weapons into the arena?
"Uh-Oh." Ness said, playfully.
"Busted." Lucas said, playfully.
Hercule: (Oh crap! My backup plans! I can't go out like this!) Uh... what? I've never seen these before. Obviously my challenger snuck them into my robe to get me disqualified! Can't even face me like a man!
"Oh yeah, now that's an excuse, Hercule." Pikachu said, while rolling his eyes.
Dan: Oh sweet, a jet pack!
Hercule: What?
"Huh?" Everyone then looked at the screen as Dan puts on the jetpack he had found.
Dan: Time for the next evolution of my martial art! Ultimate rocket booster Saikyo of doom!
"Catchie." Pac-man mumbled.
The jetpack starts up but seemingly doesn't go off.
Dan: Well that's disappointing... ARGH!
(*Cues: Rabbids Go Home - Bãtutã Din Moldova*)
The jetpack goes off sending Dan spinning out of control in the air, screaming.
"Well, this currently won't end well." Kirby said, blankly.
"It won't, and that's saying something." Ness said, nonchalantly.
Hercule: (Only one more capsule left, but I don't remember what's in it!)
Dan then starts flying fast around Hercule.
Hercule: (Gotta think of something fast! This guy's good, I can't track his movements!)
Dan grabs Hercule and they proceed to punch each while flying erratically around the arena whlie bumping into Herucle's other capsules which reveals other random items such as a torpedo, a pirate ship, a shotgun, a Bom-omb, Rush (Which surprises Mega Man), etc.
Announcer: What the heck- I mean what a spectacle! What could the champion be planning?
Dan throws Hercule to the ground and starts gaining control over the jet pack.
Dan: Oh yeah! I got this!
The jet pack then starts coughing up smoke and then flies off of Dan's back.
Dan: Ah crap.
Dan then falls to the ground in a cartoon fashion. He then gets up.
(*Cues: Unknown Theme*)
Announcer: I can't believe it folks, the match is still on! And Mr. Satan's limitless tenacity has worn down the challenger.
Hercule: Ah ha! Yes that's right. I tired him out. Me! Mr. Satan. That was my plan all along!
"No it wasn't." Kirby, Pikachu, Yoshi and Ness all said in unison.
The crowd starts cheering.
Dan: *falls to his knees and begins to cry.* What am I doing? I can't lose to this joker! I have to win! FOR MY FATHER!
(*Cues: Unknown Theme*)
As everyone still watches, Dan then taps into the Satsui no Hado. "No way! It's the Satsui no Hado!" Mega Man said in shock.
"Now he's about to take him out with the Raging Demon." Pac-man exclaimed.
Ryu, hasn't spoking for a moment, begins to bare witness Dan's new found power of the Satsui no Hado.
Dan: DIEEEE! *charges forward with a Raging Demon.*
However he trips on the jet pack and trips into Hercule, which sends Hercule's capsule flying in the air. This got everyone, Ryu who facepalmed, facefaulted.
"Man, what a let down." Junior mumbled.
"Unbelievable." Mega Man grunted.
"He sure does tap into the Dark Hado, but I don't think he's strong enough to hold it." Pac-man replied.
"Perhaps with more training, I doubt Dan will ever use the Satsui no Hado." Ryu stated.
Dan: Aw man!
Hercule then picks up Dan off the ground.
(*Cues: Resurrection "F" - Our Hero, Son Goku*)
Hercule: Watch closely, you're about to witness the real deal!
Hercule then starts laying devastating attacks on Dan. Hercule then holds him up as he is about to finish Dan off.
Announcer: It looks like this is the end!
Hercule: Yeah ha ha ha! This is over!
The capsule then falls down and Dan accidentally swallows it. They hear it go off in his stomach and both are frightened.
Dan: Aw ma-
(*Cues: Unknown Can-Can Theme*)
Dan then explodes as the capsule was revealed to contain a jukebox which starts playing the can-can. Everyone's eyes were widened by this.
Announcer: Woah! I've never seen anything like that! He punched him so hard he turned him into a jukebox! It can only be the champ's new technique, the Karaoke Punch!
Hercule: (Oh my god, I can't believe that happened! I need to change my pants.)
"Gross." Jigglypuff grunted in disgust.
Announcer: (*inaudible dialogue*) ...champion, Hercule Satan!
KO!
The crowd goes wild as Hercule celebrates on the jukebox while Dan meets his disappointed father who rolls his eyes at Dan in heaven and starts crying.
(*Cues: Cha-La Head-Cha-La (Instrumental) - Dragon Ball Z: Budokai*)
Boomstick: Now he can disappoint his father in the afterlife.
"I hear that." Pac-man said, nodding to that statement.
Wiz: Hercule Satan and Dan Hibiki may be pretty pathetic in context, but keep in mind, before the Cell saga, Mr. Satan was actually a legitimate world champion.
"In short his world champion title is street legal." Ness stated.
"And legit." Pikachu added.
Boomstick: Unlike Dan who has only one confirmed win out of his name and it was handed to him out of pity.
"In other words he only has one victory but nothing else." Pac-man stated.
"Exactly." Mega Man replied.
Wiz: And Mr. Satan has proven time and time again that he is stronger than the average athletic man.
Boomstick: He once pulled four tour buses which is nearly 60 tons, and then he punched through one of them! That's a sheet of steel right there! Dan struggles to throw a single guy over his shoulder.
Everyone nodded on those agreements.
Wiz: Mr. Satan once broke through a tower of 19 tiles with a single chop and is the only character in Dragon Ball history to have fought both Cell and Majin Buu... and not die.
Boomstick: Think about that.
"Pride luck?" Ness said, narrowing his eyes to his three companion.
"Pride luck." Kirby, Pikachu and Yoshi both said at the same time.
Wiz: Dan's ki attacks were his ace in the hole, but in true Hibiki fashion, it amounts to nothing but failure.
Knowing that it was a failure, they only him firing his Shinku Gadoken at some fat guy (Rufus) but failed in the end.
Wiz: Just like the time he pulled off the Raging Demon, only to be stopped by a high school girl's backpack.
"If by high school girl, you mean Sakura, then yes." Ryu said in response.
Boomstick: The ki (key) to Dan's failure came from within.
Kirby and Pikachu chuckled at the pun, while the others groaned on how dumb it was.
Wiz: The winner is Hercule Satan.
Some of the Smashers clapped for Hercule, while others clapped for Dan, despite his lost.
"Well, that was a waste of time." Said Pikachu.
"Yeah. Well, even though Dan lost, he did best he could for fighting." Ryu said.
"Yup." Kirby said.
"Well, as much as I wanted to stay, I got to go do something important. See ya." Ryu said, as he leaves the Theater Room.
"Okay, bye Ryu." Kirby said, as he watches him leaves.
Soon, the preview of the next episode has appeared.
Boomstick: Next time on Death Battle.
As they watch it, some awesome music was play as a mysterious woman with the bright yellow in silhouette form appears and walks down towards the screen where a light in the center was seen. Then, door begin to open, revealing her in her actual appearance. Various scenes of her were shown with her fighting monsters, robots, and... classmates? And the name of the combatant is:
RWBY - Yang
Seeing how awesome it is, Kirby puts the next disc in and hits play.
