Harry: If only all the teachers were like snape...
Snape: Stoppit! One of my potions backfired.
Dean: Who were you trying to turn into, britney spears, snape?
Hermione: Oh i knew i was gunna get raped!
Ron: I wish i was a llama...
Ron: Why am i hermiones ?
Sirius: Sev, you know you can tell me anything. -Takes hold of Snape's hand-
Snape: I love you.
Sirius: Oh, I love you too!
-They make out-
Harry: "well i have to thank my godfather. he blessed me with it"
Cho: "i want it. i want it harry!"
harry: "are you beep serious!!! this thing cost him a hundred galleons" oh... (seeing the look on cho's face)... you werent talkin about my firebolt?
Cho: "no harry i wasnt. take me for a ride"
