Harry: If only all the teachers were like snape...


Snape: Stoppit! One of my potions backfired.

Dean: Who were you trying to turn into, britney spears, snape?


Hermione: Oh i knew i was gunna get raped!


Ron: I wish i was a llama...


Ron: Why am i hermiones ?


Sirius: Sev, you know you can tell me anything. -Takes hold of Snape's hand-

Snape: I love you.

Sirius: Oh, I love you too!

-They make out-


Harry: "well i have to thank my godfather. he blessed me with it"

Cho: "i want it. i want it harry!"

harry: "are you beep serious!!! this thing cost him a hundred galleons" oh... (seeing the look on cho's face)... you werent talkin about my firebolt?

Cho: "no harry i wasnt. take me for a ride"