Alex Shelley glared at the security guard; did this fool not know who he was? He was a very important man who had a job to do. The security guard just glared at the weirdo in front of him. The sicko had been hiding below a section of the outdoor large cats section of the zoo.

He had been taping a family with two special members, who acted much like his six year old grandchildren. The guy was hacked; he just hated people who took advantage of younglings or adults with mental states of children. To make matters worse the sicko; had also been taping several women.

Who were sunning them selves on the adjacent beach. There were no ifs about it, the guy was one of those sickos who sent live feeds on the net of unsuspecting victims. To other sickos who watched it to get off. Guys like that made him livid, being both a father and grandfather only made him more protective of others.

Security guard: "Listen up you sicko, if it was up to me. I'd be calling the cops and sending your ass to jail to be some large mean guys sex toy. However my boss says that as long as you hand over the tape...you can leave here as long as you never come back."

Alex Shelley: "Hey I'm not a sicko! How can any man not want a dvd of Jackie Gail in a bikini! That woman is hotter than hell, god I'd give two of my fingers just to have her! Hell...I'd give up some toes too, and maybe an eye...maybe an eye..."

Security guard: "You sicko! Jackie is my granddaughter! So help me, if I ever see you near my Jackie...I'll freaking end you...now give me that tape and get the fuck out of here!"

Alex Shelley: "Really! Your Jackie's gramps! Oh this is so cool, hey could you get her to go out with me?"

Security guard: "Your stupid as well as being a sicko!"

Jackie's grandpa grabs the Shelley cam, only to have Alex jump up and start fighting with him over it. The two battles back and forth, it seems as if Jackie's grandpa is pretty damn tough for an old guy. Cause he's holding his own against newly 21 year old Alex Shelley.

Alex mean while begins to feel really crappie about how he's about to get his ass kicked by a grandfather. However Alex doesn't have much time to think, because Jackie's grandpa is an ex-navy seal. In other words, Alex is on the floor and looking up at him.

Alex: "...owie...that hurt...look before you wreck the tape...would you hear me out?"

Jackie's Grandpa: "You have two minutes...talk fast."

Alex: "Look, I'm not doing this purely about Jackie...I'm doing this because of a broken heart husband."

Jackie's Grandpa: "You have five minutes now start filling in the blanks."

Alex: "Ok, you know how marriage is hard in the first few years. Well my buddy goes and falls in love, with a younger woman. Now dispite the age difference and stuff they end up wanting to make it work. They get married and stuff, but soon they end up separated by work. They try the long distance thing, but he can never find any time to get over to see her. So you know how it goes, she's calling him begging him to come visit. He's telling her he's busy, and everything starts to snowball. Well the road is a lonely place, and sometimes lonely people meet up. Now the first time, he manages to forgive her and I mean completely. The second time, things he can't make himself listen to her. Things went to hell from there, look he's broken inside. After the she sent finalized papers, he realized that he couldn't do it. He wants to make it work, he's in love and he's hopping to prove that to her. I'm just getting him info on her so that he can try and make amends. I realize that it's not normal or even right to have a guy following your estranged wife. Hell I even told him that he should head to therapy. But the really hot, and perfect and wonderful Jackie's gramps. He really loves her."

Jackie's Grandpa: "Boy, I've heard a lot of crazy stuff in my time. But this takes the cake...do you know that they lock people up for shit like this? The laws are much meaner about stalking ever since they passed the "You No Follow or We send You to the Chair Law?"

Alex: "...that passed?"

Jackie's Grandpa: "Yes, yes it did...however your ass is lucky. That I'm a sucker for trying to patch up marriages...ever since my wife bless her heart. Gave me a second chance and took my sorry ass back. Now get out here and stay away from my granddaughter."

Alex: "Thanks, grandpa! You will so be at our wedding!"

Jackie's grandfather sighs as Alex walks out of the room. While the boy maybe stupid, at least can admire the fact that the crazy boy. Seems to be to risk death over his granddaughter. Still the boy is too young, for his Jackie. Perhaps in a few years if the boy is still trying to get with her.