Office Christmas Party

"Hey Rob, what's with all the new decorations around the office?" Louise asked walking up to him in the break room. He was y the coffee machine, drinking his coffee that had too much cream in it.

Rob set down his mug that said I'm only here for the money on it, on the counter before speaking.

"They're decorating for tonight's Christmas party."

"What?"

"Logan really didn't tell you about it? Wow, guess he doesn't want you there."

"Shut up."

"Ugh, that dumbass Christmas party," Jacob groaned walking in, grabbing an apple off the counter. He joined them. "This is the worst time of the year."

"How? It's Christmas," Louise asked.

"Logan throws the worst office Christmas parties, they're so fucking lame. Its old jazz music, nasty food that Mavis, the oldest woman here, makes, and strict ass rules," Jacob said.

"Oh wow."

"Yeah, he keeps the party as clean as possible, you can only show 10% of skin," Rob added.

"That's awful."

"I'm wearing my ugly Christmas sweater," Rob said.

"Well, I'm not allowed to go, so I don't have to worry about that crap."

"What?! Oh switch me places," Jacob begged.

"Louise, you have to go I need someone to talk to, don't leave me with boring Bonnie or annoying Adele," Rob said.

"You said Logan doesn't want me there."

"When do you ever listen to him?"

Louise laughed.

"Never. Ok I have an idea."

"Is it bad?"

"What do you think?"

"I think we're going to prison, I'll call my lawyer."

"That's a good idea," she smirked.

"I'm going to get so drunk that I'll miss the party," Jacob said, then walked off.

"I have to prepare," Louise said then left too.

XxXx

"Louise, I'm going out," Logan said walked out his walking closet in a nice black suit.

"Where?" Louise asked sitting on the bed on her phone, playing games.

"Out."

"Logan, I know about the party."

Logan nervously laughed.

"What?"

"Rob told me."

"Damnit," he said under his breath.

"Why didn't you tell me? Don't want me there?"

"I do, it's just no one there likes you…"

"Well as an employee, I'm going so they can suck it.

"You don't have to. You don't know everyone and-"she cut him.

"I'm going, now let me get dress."

Logan sighed.

Louise rushed in the closet, which was both of theirs and randomly grabbed a dress. It was a long red silk dress. She quickly got dressed, took her ears off and brushed her hair down. She did everything she needed to in 15 minutes.

Logan waited on the bed.

She came back ready to go.

"Let's go… together," she smiled.

"Fine."

XxXx

They walked in together hand and hand. There was green, red, and white lights, a giant decorated Christmas tree, fake Santa, a lot of alcohol, paper snowflakes, and more. The office did look beautiful.

Logan introduced Louise to some people and then went to talk to Scotty and Francine, leaving Louise to go to the bathroom.

As she walked in the empty ladies room, her dress got stuck in the door and ripped off her.

"Fuck!" she whispered. Her dress was destroyed and worst she heard a voice in the room. "Hello?"

Suddenly a stall opened.

It was a drunk Jacob kissing Marian, a heavy set single mother employee, she's just very unattractive, but Jacob was totally kissing her.

"Jacob!" Louise said surprised.

They stopped their making out and looked at her.

"Come on baby, let's go to your place, get some privacy," Jacob drunkenly said.

They got off the toilet and walked past her without another word.

'Yep, he's drunk,' Louise thought.

After they left, Louise rushed to the door, locked it and pulled out her phone. Instead of calling Logan she called the one person who could save her now, Rob.

"Hey bathroom now!" Louise said when he answered, then hung up.

It took two minutes until Louise heard a knock on the bathroom door.

"It's Rob," she heard

Louise unlocked the door and opened it.

He came and gasped the second he saw her.

"I know!" she complained.

"What happened?"

"That damn door!" she yelled.

"Ok ok calm down."

"What am I going to do?!"

"Let me think!"

Rob quickly took of his suit jacket and handed it to her.

"What am I going to do with this?" Louise asked freaking out.

"You wear this as an outfit, so I can get you out of here."

Louise put it on and buttoned it up. It was big enough that it looked like a gown, covering up her spots.

"Ok let's go," Rob grabbed her arm and pulled her out.

There was a line of women waiting for the bathroom. They gasped at what Louise was wearing.

"It's a long story," she quickly said to them, as Rob pulled her.

A woman in the line named Pearl rushed pass them, pushing Louise into a light reindeer and them boom! Domino effect. The reindeer fell against another then a light Santa, then the Santa hit the large Christmas tree.

"Fuck!" Rob said helping Louise up and watched the tree swing back and forth.

"Oh no," Louise said.

The tree was going to fall and then it did hitting eight people. Vivian, Stewart, Rhett, Orison, Ned, Morris, Ronnie, and Zach.

The band on the stage was still singing 'Santa's coming.'

Louise stopped thinking and ran on the stage, regretting it the second she did it. She took one of the guys' microphone.

"What the fuck is she doing?" Both Logan and Rob said to themselves.

"Hi everyone, Christmas woo! I'm Louise, if you don't know, Logan's fiancé. The tree was a big mistake. I hope everyone's okay." Louise said. "Oh this well I wore a dress, but things happen and now I'm in this."

The group was still singing 'This Christmas.'

Louise started singing along, but messing up and danced wildly.

This was clearly the most embarrassing thing she ever did.

"She can't do this alone," Rob said to himself and ran up on the stage and joined her. They were doing the disco.

"What are you doing?" Louise whispered to Rob.

"Being a best friend," he whispered back.

"I'm so getting dumped after this."

"Yeah."

"Fuck!"

They kept embarrassing themselves.

"Hey!" A tall handsome man in a sexy Santa costume on a white motorcycle drove through the crowd and on the stage.

"Who is that?" Rob whispered.

"My plan," she answered.

The guy jumped off the bike and walked up to Louise and Rob.

He leaned in and kissed Louise on the lips.

Louise pushed him away.

"Anyone order sexy Santa?" he yelled.

"Yeah, you dead," Rob whispered.

Sexy Santa ripped off his tight shirt and showed his six pack.

There was the employees' kids there so… now they're sacred.

Sexy Santa started sexy dancing.

Louise didn't even want to find Logan's eyes.

"You like?"

He ripped off his booty shorts and showed his tight white underwear. Now grinding.

Rob busted out laughing.

"It was nice knowing you," he said to Louise.

"I'm dead."

"Watch this!" Sexy Santa cheered. He ran back to his motorcycle and started it. It quickly drove straight for the window, luckily he few off before it drove through the glass window.

Everyone gasped as the glass flew everywhere and the motorcycle fell.

Sexy Santa quickly ran out dropping his lighter. The fall of the lighter made it light, and set fire to the Christmas tree.

"Camp fire," someone cheered.

Gabriel, Raymond, and Scotty ran to get the fire extinguisher and put the fire out before it could spread.

"That's your fiancé?" An old rich man named Sylvester Willis asked Logan.

He nod.

"Well you got a diamond, she's one of a kind. My wife, Roxy, she's a little younger she burned our last mansion." The crazy ones are the most beautiful."

Logan smirked.

XxXx

After the crazy party mess, and people started leaving, Logan walked up the stage to Louise and Rob.

"I should go," Rob said trying to leave, but Louise pulled him back.

"Stay!" she hissed.

"Rob leave," Logan said with his hands in his pockets.

Rob quickly ran off.

"Louise, can we talk?" he asked.

"No, I have stuff to do so…" she tried to walk off, but Logan grabbed her wrist and pulled her to his office. " I'm so sorry I didn't mean to hire a stripper, ok I did, but I regretted it," she plead.

Once they were in his office, she shut the door. He didn't say anything for a few seconds.

"Logan, I know you're pissed, probably dumping me. I lov-"he cut her off with a passionate kiss.

"I'm not mad," he smiled.

"I love you, that's what I was going to say, but you cut me off."

"Just kiss me."

"That I can do," she smiled wrapping her arms around his neck. His arms around her waist.

XxXx

Jacob slowly woke up with a headache. He was in someone else's bed and house.

"Hi honey," Marian smiled with her two year old son in her arms.

Jacob's eyes widen.

'Fuck!' he thought.

XxXx

Merry Christmas