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ENJOY! This will be 80-81! Don't kill me! I know this chapter is VERY long but you'll love it I promise!
You each then explain to everyone that you each from another world which got them perplexed. They soon commented saying how you or Natsu were nothing like your Edolas counterparts and laughed it off.
CUE EPISODE TITLE!
Fuse and Happy: Key of the Musical Fireball!
"So this means...your not Kardashia after all..." Edo-Mirajane said. "Guess not..." Edo-Juvia said. "Who IS Kardashia?!" You asked. "So do you guys know where the Royal City is?" Natsu asked. Everyone gasped at that staring at him in surprise. "The king was the one who pulled our friends into this world and now we have to save them! Otherwise they will be converted into magic power!" Wendy cried. "This might be hard for you to hear Little Me but I think it's best you forget em!" Edo-Wendy said. Wendy gasped at that. Everyone else then explained that magic was slowly running out and the king fears so that he decides to keep magic for himself.
Then then continued to explain the disbandment of other guilds that ended up being killed and that Fairy Tail is the last guild left. "I'd stay away from the king if I were you...go back to your world while you still can!" A guild mate said. You let out a small smirk. "C'mon now...if we go home that will create a plot hole in this arc! We gotta stay you know..." You say. "And I'm not afraid of your king! And I ani't leaving without my friends!" Natsu said. Everyone gasped at that. "YUP! Bye y'all! Use your iphones and follow me on Instagram!" You say waving at them as you begin to walk away. "No one uses Instagram...everyone's on Twitter!" Edo-Wendy said. "We like Android phones better!" Edo-Mirajane said. You stopped walking and turned to them wide eyed. "WHAT?!"
You each later on then left the guild and set off into a desert area where you each walked. You watch Natsu chase a Gekomon and failing to catch it each time. "Geko geko!" Gekomon said as he hopped away from Natsu. (Me: Gekomon: Digimon Adventure Series!) "I like those Edolas chicks! They're HOT! Even Levy's not bad looking either!" Fuse said. "Glad your having fun..." Happy said sweatdropping. "I just mad everyone in this world uses Twitter on ANDROID phones! No one on Team iphone?!" You asked. "That's not important right now! Our number one priority is gettiing to the Royal City!" Carla said.
You then watch Natsu fall into the sand as he failed to catch a Gekomon. "Will one of you land me a hand here? I've never seen a PokeDigi like this before!" Natsu said. "Don't you mean DigiPoke?" Fuse asked. "I'm still trying to get used to that..." You say sweatdropping. That's when you each saw Natsu bump into something large and bouncy. You each gasped seeing that Natsu had bumped into a giant ShogunGekomon. He screamed at the sight of it. (Me: ShogunGekomon: Digimon Adventure Series!) "Get behind me Wendy..." You say. "Ok..." Wendy said as she got behind you. "I'll handle this!" Natsu said getting into a fighting stance. You sigh. "You can't use magic..." "OH NO!" Natsu cried.
You sigh and pick Wendy up bridal style and began to run. "Where are ya going?" Happy asked. "RUNNNNNNNNNN! WE USELESS IN THIS SHITY WORLD!" You cry. "WAIT FOR US!" Natsu cried. They each run after you with the ShogunGekomon close behind. "Shogun...sho..." It said. "So CREEPY!" You exclaim. "Run faster Tsuna! Hurry!" Wendy cried as she wrapped her arms around your neck. "Whoa..." You heard Fuse say. You stop running and turned around and gasped seeing Edo-Lucy whip at ShogunGekomon with an electrical whip before perfectly landing on the ground. ShogunGekomon then hopped away. You set Wendy down.
"Alright Tight Ass Lucy!" Fuse cheered. "Yay Scary Lucy!" Happy chimed. "Thank you Scary Lucy!" Wendy said happily. "STOP CALLING ME SCARY AND QUIT STARING AT MY ASS IT'S RUDE!" Edo-Lucy shouted. You chuckle and walk over to her and rested your elbow on her shoulder. "Heh heh...I like this white girl! She like that! She all tough and shit!" You say with a nod. Edo-Lucy glared at you. "WHO YOU CALLING WHITE?!" "You, Heartfillia girl!" You say. "UH my last names Ashley..." Edo-Lucy said sweatdropping. You widen your eyes. "'ASHLEY?' Girl that has to be the most whitgirlish name I EVER heard! What kind of name is 'Lucy Ashley?' HELL your name should have been 'Lucy Britney!' Lemmie tell you that name is SO WHITE!" You exclaim. Edo-Lucy growled. "QUIT CALLING ME WHITE YOU GHETTO BITCH!" She yelled. You glared back at her. "EXCUSE ME?!"
"Ignore her...may I ask what brings you here?" Carla asked. You glared at Carla. "IGNORE ME?!" You then saw Edo-Lucy blush as she turns away with a cool-calm expression on her face. Her eyes then met Natsu's and he smirked a bit as he snickered. Edo-Lucy then turned away. "I wasn't worried...if that's what your thinking!" She said quickly. Fuse grinned. "Looks like we have ourselves an A Type Tsundere guys!" "I am not...stupid cat..." Edo-Lucy said.
"She's our Lucy alright!" Natsu said. "WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!" Edo-Lucy shouted. "There's the loud annoying white girl we all know and love!" You say happily. "You got that right!" Natsu laughs. Edo-Lucy then proceeds to beat him up. "Technique Number 12: 'Bone Snap Bridge!' YOU LIKE THAT HUH?!" Edo-Lucy shouts. "She's hot but CRAZY...I LIKE IT!" Fuse says with a grin. "That mind of yours is sick!We're wasting time..." Carla said. "I got it..." You say. You then walk over to Edo-Lucy and slowly pull her away by the arms. She stops beating on Natsu and gives you a glare as you smirk. "Ok Crazy White Woman...get off the ding ding dlah now okay? Thanks..." You say. Edo-Lucy raises an eyebrow. "Ding ding WHAT? You saying I don't gotta brain?!" She yells as she drops Natsu. "I've been meaning to ask you...do you model for Hottopic?" You asked. "WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?!" Edo-Lucy shouted.
You each set on foot again and Edo-Lucy explained a bit more about the Exceeds and about Edo-Erza and you each were able to understand. "So your Erza's a bitch to huh? No surprise..." You say. "She's just as scary here as she is back at home..." Natsu said. "I find it hard to believe that Erza would ever align herself with Fairy Tail...there isn't a wizard alive who isn't afraid of her..." Edo-Lucy said coldly. You each then stop at a cliff area. "Well here we are...the cities down there..." Edo-Lucy said. You each glance down at the city. "Check it out!" Natsu said excitedly. You raise an eyebrow. "Why do the houses look like something out of The Flintstones?" Fuse chuckled at that. "Don't be so rude!" Carla hissed. "You guys are gonna need some magic weaponry or you guys won't make it very far!" Edo-Lucy said. You sigh. "Lead the way Tough White Girl..." "QUIT CALLING ME WHITE ALREADY!" Edo-Lucy shouted.
You each made it down to the city where Edo-Lucy lead you all through the streets and explained more about magical power and items. "It wasn't that long ago that you can buy and sell magical items just like anything else. But then the Royal Army started hunting down guilds and now selling magic is strictly forbidden. Even possessing it is a crime!" Edo-Lucy explained. "What about people who have always been able to use it?" Wendy asked. "Um if you have magic you have to get rid of it otherwise you'll get busted or worse!" Edo-Lucy said. "I could be mistaken but magic items may be treated like objects in this world!" Carla said. "Meaning?" Fuse asked. "Meaning...there isn't a wizard here enabled with magical power like we do. It is stored within lacrima that are combined with weapons! Items are what are considered magic here!" Carla finished.
"So these wizards can't cast spells? They just use tools?" Natsu asked. "So in other words...everyone uses Holder Magic just like our Lucy!" Fuse said. "This worlds a shit..." You say. Everyone looked at you crazy while Edo-Lucy glared at you. You sheepishly smile before frowning. "I'm sorry but...Y'ALL CAN'T FIGHT ON YOUR OWN?! I'd fucking hate that if we lived that way..." You chuckled. "Don't be mean Tsuna..." Wendy whispered. "YOUR ON YOUR WAY FOR ANOTHER ASS KICKING!" Edo-Lucy exclaimed. "Mmhm...ok white girl..." You say sarcastically before walking into the shop. "I'M NOT WHITE!" Edo-Lucy shouted. 'I didn't even know white girls knew how to fight until now...' You thought.
"We're here..." Edo-Lucy said. You each then look around the magic shop. "Wow! Look at all the weird stuff they have for sale!" Happy said. "This must be the mustiest shop I've ever been in..." Carla said. "WHOA! LOOK AT ALL THESE P MAGZ! LET'S BUY EM!" Fuse exclaimed as he nosebleeded at the sight of the pages. Wendy blushed spotting a page in the magazine. "Ew!" She cried. Carla glared at Fuse. "WE'RE NOT HERE FOR THAT! HOW COULD YOU EVEN READ THAT!?" "He's a pervert the stuff he does it disgusting..." Happy said sweatdropping. "Shut it Happy..." Fuse growled.
You watched at how Natsu picked out a fire sword and Wendy pick out a wind magic item. 'Better move quick!' You thought. You then looked around and spotted two gold fabric scarf like items and picked it up. "What does this do?" You asked. "You got a keen eye Ms.!" The shopkeeper said as he took the scarfs from you. "What are they?" You asked. "This happens to be the Voodoo Dancers Sash! All you gotta do is wrap this here...and here..." He says as he ties one sash around your forehead and one around your waist. "...And start dancing! Dance 'left left, right right, left right, right right left and left left right left!" He said. "Either those are video game controls or directions..." Fuse said sweatdropping. "Lemmie try..." You say. You then dance in the specific directions as you were told and the two sashes stretched out and tangled Fuse tightly pulling him away from the P Magz. His face turned purple. "MY BONES!" He shrieked. "That's what you get for being a pervert!" Carla said. Your sash then untangled him and wrapped back around your sides.
"I like it..." You say. "Cool! We'll take all three!" Natsu said. "Great! Thank you for your business! Since Ms. Kardashia is here I'll make it free!" The shopkeeper said. You raise an eyebrow at him. "Huh?" The shopkeeper turned to you. "It's an honor to have someone like you in my shop! It's free just for you Kardashia!" He said. You frowned. "Um...I'm not-" Natsu then covered your mouth and smiled widely at the shopkeeper. "-THANK YOU!"
You each then walked out of the shop with your new items. You were in deep thought. 'Kardashia...who are you really in this world?' You thought. "Scary Lucy is a lot more dependable than the one we're stuck with don't you think?" Happy asked. "DROP THE SCARY!" Edo-Lucy shouted. "The shop guy really seems to like you! Your a pretty big deal around here!" Natsu said. "Hey uh...Lucy? Could you tell me about Kardashia?" You asked. "Sure but...if you don't mind...I'd like to hear about this other Lucy of yours back in your world first..." Edo-Lucy said nervously.
You each then went out to eat at the MonMon Cafe where you each told Edo-Lucy about Lucy who laughed hearing about her counterpart. "WAIT! YOUR KIDDING?! I'M WRITING A NOVEL?! THAT'S ORIGINAL AND I USE MAGICAL SPIRITS WITH KEYS!" Edo-Lucy laughed."Your also a Bitching White Freeloader who lives with me...but I still like you all the same..." You say. "NO WAY! I LIVE WITH YOU?! THAT'S RICH!" Edo-Lucy laughed. "So are you in our world...now could you tell me about Kardashia?" You asked. Edo-Lucy just continued to laugh as you sighed. Edo-Lucy then explained again how magic was still forbidden but Natsu made a statement to get it all back.
Edo-Lucy shot of from her seat. "THAT'S THE CRAZIEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD!" You smirked. "Ok! And we're a bunch of crazy people! Live with it!" "Speak for yourself..." Carla said calmly. Edo-Lucy glared at you. "This isn't funny! There's no way we'd stand a chance against the massive Royal Army!" "If that's true then why are you tagging along with us?" Natsu asked. "I'm only escorting you guys to the capital. I didn't come out here to fight anybody..." Edo-Lucy said. "Ok! If you say so!" Natsu said. You get up and left a small tip on the table. "C'mon lets go..." You say as you begin to walk away.
"THERE THEY ARE! CORNER THEM!" Someone said. You each turned seeing a group of guards. "I didn't steal any porridge this time I swear! See? I'm paid!" You cried out nervously. Carla raised an eyebrow at you. "'This time?'" "It's the Royal Army!" Edo-Lucy cried. "Your Fairy Tail Wizards are ya? Stay right where you are!" A guard said. "Time to tryout my new magic!" Natsu said as he pulled out his fire sword. "NO!" Edo-Lucy cried. "FIRE!" Natsu exclaimed as he shot fire out of his sword. You then watched at how Wendy struggled at how to use her wind item. You then looked at you sashes and slowly danced as little magic aura surrounds it. "Um...how was I supposed to move again?" You asked. Fuse widen his eyes. "Your asking ME?!" "Let's see...was it right right...down?" FWOSH! You yelped out and fell to the ground as your body was now tangled by both sashes as it twisted you. "YEEOOWWWWWWWW!" SNAP! "Ooh my back feels good..." You purred making :3 face. Fuse sweatdropped. "THIS ISN'T A TIME FOR PLEASURE GRANDMA!"
You then watched how the army was able to perfectly deflect the fire blast. Natsu tried to unleash more fire but it was already empty as Edo-Lucy explained that magic was limited. "We're screwed..." You say sweatdropping. "NO KIDDING!" Fuse cried. "Wait! I can try to use some of the wind magic in this thing!" Wendy said. You turned to her seeing how she finally pulled the wind machine only to unleash a typhoon to blow you all away. You each screamed. "WHAT DID YOU DO WENDY?!" Natsu cried. "I DON'T KNOW!" Wendy cried. "I DON'T WANNA DIE!" You screamed.
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Edo-Lucy then took you each to a small house where she kept a look out. "Well we got away from the Royal Army but now we're stuck here..." Edo-Lucy said. "The magic here really blows..." Natsu sighed. "For real! I don't like Edolas no more!" You say as you took off your gold sashes. "What now?" Happy asked. "I don't know..." Fuse sighed. "Isn't there anyway out of here?" Carla asked. "Not that I know of..." Edo-Lucy said. "WE FOUND YOU FAIRY TAIL!" A voice exclaimed. You each widen your eyes in fear at that. "Hey let go of me!" A familiar voice cried. You each slowly opened the door and peered out of it spotting Lucy being surrounded by the Royal Army guards.
"Your Lucy aren't you?" A guard asked. "Yeah I'm Lucy! Now get your hands off of me you jerk!" Lucy cried. You smiled. "Yay! My favorite white girl is back!" "LUCY?!" Natsu asked shocked. "THE OTHER ME?!" Edo-Lucy asked. "Yes the other you likes to dress like a Barbie Doll and try to act cute!" You explained. "Let's go help her!" Natsu said. You nodded and followed him out along with Wendy. "WAIT!" Edo-Lucy cried. Lucy then pulled out a Platinum Key which had a scythe imprinted on it. "Open! Gate of the Meister..." "No Lucy! That doesn't work here!" Wendy cried. "...Maka!" Lucy said.
Maka the weapon Meister was then summoned along with a boy with white hair that stood next to her. You smirked. "Ooh...hi Soul!" You say with a wave. Soul smirked at you showing his fangs. "Hey Lady!" He said winking at you. You giggle and blush at that. "Hmph! He thinks he's so cool?!" Natsu pouted. "Someone's jealous..." Fuse murmured. "Will you quit flirting already?!" Maka scolded. "Whatever...your just jealous of her boobs..." Soul sighed. "...Let's go Soul Eater!" Maka said. Soul smirked. "Cool..." His hand then stretched out into a scythe and he then changed form. "WHOA! THAT GUY JUST TURNED INTO A WEAPON!" Natsu exclaimed. "HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!" Wendy cried. (Me: Maka and Soul: Soul Eater Series)
"YOUR SOUL IS MINE!" Maka said. She then charged for the Royal Army and attacked them. "WHOA! THIS CHICK IS TOUGH AS NAILS!" Natsu cried. "SHE'S AWESOME!" Happy said excitedly. "How is she using magic?!" Wendy asked. "How did she do that?" Edo-Lucy asked. Maka soon finished up and landed next to Lucy as Soul changed back into his human form. "Way to go you too!" Lucy said. "No problem!" Maka said happily. Soul smirked at Lucy. "You can repay me...what do you say we go on a date tonight?" He flirted. Lucy blushed. "Um...your a little young for me..." Maka growled at Soul and grabbed a hold of him. "We're LEAVING!" With that Maka and Soul then disappear.
"Lucy!" Natsu cried. Lucy then turned to you all and smiled. "You guys! I missed you!" She said running over to you all. You smiled and brought her into a hug. "Aww we missed you too white girl!" You then pull away from her. "Although your Gangster Counterpart isn't as fun to bitch at cause she be talking back and shit!" You say pointing at Edo-Lucy with your thumb. Lucy gasped seeing her other half. "IT'S ME!" She cried. "Wow I knew we'd look alike but seeing her is freaking me out!" Edo-Lucy said. "Is she...the Edolas version of me?!" Lucy asked. "And the white girls rejoice!" You say sarcastically. You sigh. "Just what we need...two bitching white girls...Fuse SHOOT ME!" You say turning to him. Fuse grinned. "Why? Now I got two bombshell babes to look at! I'm not complaining!"
More members of the Royal Army then surrounded you all. "Alright guys do what you do best!" Lucy told you and Natsu. "Yeah get this...we're useless..." You say. "WHA?!" Lucy asked shocked. "HOLD UP! HOW COME YOU CAN STILL YOU USE YOURS?!" Natsu yelled. "I have no idea!" Lucy cried. "Lucy your our only hope!" Happy cried. "Kick their ass!" Fuse said. "Give those brutes the what for!" Carla added. "If we get captured then all our friends are as good as dead!" Wendy cried. "I guess this means...I'm the strongest one in Fairy Tail!" Lucy stated. "This is a BITCH! I gotta have a white girl save my ass..." You sigh.
Lucy then pulled out a Platinum Key that had a ninja star symbol on it. "NOW OPEN! GATE OF THE NINJA...NARUTO!" Naruto Uzumaki was then summoned. "YEAH! THE FUTURE HOKAGE HAS ARRIVED!" Naruto said loudly. "WHOA! A REAL NINJA!" Natsu squealed. "YAY! A ninja!" Happy chimed. "WHOA! What kind of magic is that?!" Edo-Lucy asked. (Me: Naruto: Naruto/Naruto Shippuden Series) "Ok Naruto! Let them have it!" Lucy said. "Ok!" Naruto said as he got in position. "Shadow Clone Jutsu!" He then made himself into many clones. "WHOA!" Natsu exclaimed. All the clones then got in position. "Sexy Harem Jutsu!" They said. Smoke then formed and the Naruto's transformed into multiple nude girls who had censor smoke around them. Each of them then surround the Royal Army. "Whoa! Girls!" They squealed as anime hearts fill their eyes. "MORE PLEASE!" A guard said. With that Naruto then made more shadow clones of more girls arousing all the guards who were now distracted.
"LUCKY! HOW COME THEY GET THEIR OWN HAREM!" Fuse cried. "This is our chance to run!" Lucy said. You each then run away. "Way to wreck it Ninja Master!" Happy cheered. "That's one way to take out an army!" Natsu said. "I want my own harem too!" Fuse whimpered as he anime teared. "Wow! I'm strong! This rocks!" Lucy cheered happily. "So you admit that your a butt monkey most of the time?" You say smirking at her. "HEY!" Lucy cried. "Relax...she's just mad that you saved her!" Fuse said. You glared at him. "And YOUR mad cause those guards have a harem and uh...YOU DON'T!" Fuse whimpered and cried at that as you smirked in triumph. "I love you Fuse!" You sang.
You each then made it to a far off forest and sat on some tree stumps to ask Lucy of her whereabouts. "You wanna tell us how you were able to get to Edolas in the first place?" Natsu asked. "We were worried about you because we heard that everyone was turned into lacrima!" Wendy said. "Shadow and Mystogen saved me within a nic of time!" Lucy said. "Shadow saved you? Really?" You asked. "You mean that black hedgehog?" Happy asked. "Mystogen was there?" Carla asked. "Shadow used Chaos Control and warped me into the anima and Mystogen sent me to Edolas. Then I searched for anybody I might know and then I ran into the 7 of you!" Lucy explained. "Shadow is so dependable! I'm gonna steal him a Chaos Emerald later to thank him for saving you!" You say happily. Lucy sweatdropped. "Um...ok..."
"I don't understand...how does Mystogen know so much?" Wendy asked. "I'd like to know who that guy really is!" Natsu said. "But how is it that you can use magic and we can't?" Happy asked. "Well..." Lucy began. She then got in an anime background as her eyes anime sparkled. "...MAYBE CAUSE I'M A LEGENDARY HERO IN THIS WORLD!" She sang. "No BITCH! Cause you's a Mary Freaking Sue!" You interrupted as you pelt a pebble at her forehead. "Ow..." Lucy whimpered as she anime teared while her anime background darkens. "Aw don't be sad...you know I didn't mean it!" You say hugging her as you lay on her shoulder. "Why do you act so nice and mean to me all the time?" Lucy whimpered. "It's called a Tsundere sweetie!" You say pulling a way from her.
"So you guys are still gonna fight the army without magic? That's suicide!" Edo-Lucy said deeply. "Uh I still have magic!" Lucy said shooting up from her seat. She then got into a sparkly anime background again. "THAT'S RIGHT EVERYONE JUST SIT BACK AND WATCH FAIRY TAIL'S STRONGEST MEMBER DO IT ALL BY HERSELF! OH YEAH I'M ALL FIRED UP!" She cheered. You growl and yank a Magikarp out the nearby river. "Use Hydro Pump!" You ordered as you slap it's side. Magikarp automatically then shot out a body of water at Lucy making her scream. Lucy glared at you. "WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!" You narrowed your eyes at her. "Stop stealing peoples lines!" Magikarp then glared at you. "Well I NEVER!" He then briefly slapped you with it's fin and jumped back into the river. "Ow..." You say blankly.
You later on kicked open the door of your hotel room carrying multiple shopping bags seeing Natsu, Wendy and the cats at a couch reading a map. "Hey y'all! I'm back!" You say. "Where have you been!?" Carla demanded. "Out shopping 'mom!' Deal!" You say as you dropped the shopping bags. "I bought new clothes!" You sang. You then pull out a green outfit and miniskirt. "This is for Lucy to change into tomorrow!" You say. "Oh that was nice!" Natsu said. You then toss him a green shirt and some pants. "Sleep in these!" You say. "Thanks!" Natsu said. "Instead of helping a plan you go out to shop?!" Carla asked.
You ignore her and turned to Wendy. "Here...I got you something too!" You say tossing her a bag. "Ok!" Wendy said. She then dug inside the bag and pulled out a piece of skimpy thin fabric and blushed. "Um..." Carla widen her eyes. "THONG UNDERWEAR?! FOR A CHILD?! HAVE YOU NO SHAME WOMAN?!" She shouted. You sheepishly smile. "Oh I'm sorry! Those are mine actually!" You say snatching it away from her. Wendy just continued to blush and then pulled out some sleepwear from the bag. "Thanks Tsuna!" She said. "Your welcome!" You say with a smile.
"This is NUTS!" You heard. You each turned seeing Edo-Lucy in a towel. "She's just like me! We even got the same freckles on our bums!" Lucy then ran in wearing a towel. "I DO NOT!" She cried. You turn to her. "Yes you do! I see those freckles every time I bathe with you! It look nasty!" You laugh. "HEY!" Lucy cried. "Wow..." Fuse said drooling at the sight of the nude Lucy's. "Lucy! Natsu's in the room!" Wendy cried. "I can see him half pint...I just don't care..." Edo-Lucy purred. Natsu just stared deeply at the two Lucy's. Edo-Lucy smirked and grabbed her towel. "You see something you like...I can show you more..." "YES PLEASE!" Fuse said excitedly. You glare at Edo-Lucy. "Ok white hoe's y'all better put some damn clothes on!" You say.
Edo-Lucy glared at you. "Who you calling hoe bitch!?" "Uh YOU! Now go put on some clothes or Ima make both of y'all wear a bag out in public! Don't walk around the house and try to be 'Ms. White Hoochie Mama!' GO CHANGE!" You say pushing her and Lucy. "I'M GONNA SMACK YOU SILLY! C'MERE!" Edo-Lucy shouted as she charged for you. She then grabbed a hold of your hair as you grabbed hers. "-PPFFFT!" You heard. You both let go of each other and turned to Natsu who was chuckling. "I was just thinking...you both can wash your own back now!" Both Lucy's had their eyes anime shadowed. "He's such a child..." They say in unison. You groan and plop onto the couch cushion next to Wendy.
"This reminds me when Gemini is around!" Happy said. "Hey your right!" Fuse chuckled. "Now that you mentioned it!" Natsu said. "Germa what?" Edo-Lucy asked. "Gemini! A couple of spirits who can copy people! I'll show you..." Lucy said. She then summoned Gemini who turned into Lucy. "Ta da! Gemini at your service!" Gemini sang. "WHOA..." Edo-Lucy said widening her eyes. "Why waste your power?" You sigh. "If you thought two was great try a triple dose of hotness!" Lucy said happily. You glared at her. "No it's NOT great! Now there's a triple dose of white BITCHES in this house...AND IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY!" You scream as you pull your hair strands. Wendy sweatdropped and chuckled nervously as she tried to calm you down.
"This will make an awesome guessing game at a party!" Natsu said happily. You each were then pull into an over exaggerated anime setting where Fuse and Happy were dressed in suits holding mics. "Now it's time for Who is the real thing!" Happy said. "The winner gets to choose which Lucy will be a part of my harem!" Fuse said with a wink. The two then disappeared and the three Lucy's then appear posing in the same bikinis wearing numbers on their chests. "Hello I'm the real Lucy!" Lucy said. "Nope I'm the real one!" Edo-Lucy said. "Then again it could be me!" Gemini said. You along with Natsu, Wendy and Carla were in your own personal guessing game booth. Yours was green to match Wendy's. Happy and Fuse then appear again. "Ok folks put in the buzzer to make your choices!" Happy said. "Better do it quick cause I want my harem!" Fuse sang. Wendy buzzed in '1' while Carla also buzzed in '1' while Natsu buzzed in '3'. With an annoyed expression on your face you buzzed in a giant 'X' expressing that you didn't care.
"YOU JUST LOST THE GAME BIG TIME!" The three Lucy's shouted at you as the anime background disappeared. "I DON'T GIVE A DAMN! ALL Y'ALL WHITE BITCHES BETTER GET DRESSED AND GET OUTTA MY FACE!" You shout back. "I agree! Clothe yourselves!" Carla stated. "AH! I'M STILL NAKED!" Lucy cried. "Yes you are bitch!" You say as you pelt a pillow at Lucy. "-OOF!" She cried as she fell over. You smirk in triumph. You turn to Fuse. "C'mon! Rub mama's foot now! Get the cream!" You ordered. "Awww..." Fuse whimpered as he anime teared. He then brought out a small jar of foot cream.
You each later on got dressed in your sleepwear. You wore a deep green merrywidow style lingerie with shiny green sparkles imprinted on the lace detailing. You were currently laying back on the couch as you painted your fingernails. "Now look who's a hoe!" Edo-Lucy said glaring at you. "You shut your mouth!" You say as you continued to paint your nails. Edo-Lucy charged for you but Lucy held her back. "Even if Gemini isn't around it's still hard to tell the difference!" Natsu said. "You got any of those ghost things that are good with hair?" Edo-Lucy asked. Lucy smiled at her counterpart. "It just so happens that I-" "-Just summon Cancer already damn!" You exclaim. "Someone's angry..." Happy said. "She hadn't ate Pickled Porridge in the last few hours...it's normal..." Fuse said.
Lucy then summoned Cancer and he trimmed Edo-Lucy's hair. "Are you sure your ok with cutting your hair? It took forever for mine to grow out!" Lucy said. "It's just hair...in this world you forget the little things in life such as boy or girl that separate you from your friends..." Edo-Lucy began. You stopped painting your fingernails and turned to her. "In the end we're all just survivors. It's important to keep your spirits up too. Even if Fairy Tail is labeled a Dark Guild we're always there to lend a helping hand!" She finished. This brought a warm smile to your face as well as Natsu's.
That morning you walked back into your hotel room wearing a two piece pink club dress with black go go boots only to receive glares from everyone else. "Where were you?" Natsu asked. You grinned. "The club!" You say as you danced into the room. "Out all night?" Carla asked. "I went to this male brothel called 'Magical Men' and get this! Instead of the men getting the money the customers get money!" You say. "Seriously?!" Fuse asked. "Heh heh...I made hella money!" You say pulling out a wad of cash. "INSTEAD OF SLEEPING YOU GO OUT HOEING?!" Lucy shouted. You turn to Lucy seeing her in a new outfit. "Oh good morning! I'd knew that outfit I bought you would look good!" You say.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE MYSELF!" Lucy shouted. You put your hands on your hips. "Ok I'm confused...why she bitching?" You asked turning to Natsu. "Apparently other Lucy left..." He said. "WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON HER SKINNY WHITE NECK I'LL KILL HER!" Lucy shouted. You smirked and turned to Fuse. "Looks like she finally admits that she's white!" "Mmhm!" You giggled. "I AM NOT!" Lucy shouted. You walk over to the mini fridge as you sigh and pull out a stick of cheese before presenting it to Lucy. "Eat up bitchy!" You cooed. Lucy then snatched the stick of cheese from your hands. "GRRRRRRR!" She growled as she angrily bit it. A fake happy tear falls from your eye. "I'm so proud! She's reaching her true potential as a true white girl!"
Natsu Dragion's POV:
Before I could meet up with the Earthlanders I needed some fuel energy for my ride. And...some pleasure to go along with it...I pulled up in the middle of the road to wait for 'her'...No not Lucy but someone special...she told me to pick her up after her show ended. I rolled down my window to look around for her and that was when I spotted a familiar female figure standing with her hand on her hip facing the other way as she read a sign. She had on a oversized gold hoodie which covered her head and stitched to the top were teal wolf ear attachments. I smirked. 'Found her...' I thought. "Hey Lady..." I say huskily. She turns back to me and I saw that she had sunglasses over her eyes.
She walks over to me and smiles sweetly as she leans close towards my window. "Hey!" I said. "Hello...it's good to see you!" She said. "How was the show?"I asked. "I did a pretty ace performance but the tours not quite over yet" She said. "Thanks for coming to get me" "Yeah no problem..."I said. "What's with the glasses?" I asked. "I need them to stay hidden. I can't have the mob bailing me up. That reporter bloke is after me too. And let's not forget that Fairy sheila woman!" She said. I smirked. "Take off the glasses..." "What?!" She asks confused. "I wanna be able to see your pretty face..."I said. She blushed at that only from me to grin. "Well...I..." "C'mon...Don't be shy your fans aren't around..."I said. "Natsu it's just that-" I instantly pull her shades from her face. She gasps in surprise and steps back only for the wind to blow off her hoodie revealing her long teal hair with black tips and wolf ears. Her amber eyes glare at my black ones.
"You're such a dag Natsu!" She said. "And you're really hot when your angry..."I say with a wink. She rolls her eyes and leans close to me as I smirk. "Now then...how's about you greet me the RIGHT way?" "Your right..." I said. I then reach out to scratch her left ear to greet was normal to scratch a wolf by the left ear to greet but never the right. She smiled at me. "Thanks..." She was about to pull away but instantly I grab her chin and lean in to kiss her. She widens her eyes in shock and kisses back before pulling away as she blushed. "Look...we can't keep taking chances like this..." She said. "What do you mean?" I asked confused. "I mean I can't be seen with you in the public! We're both well known in these parts so if the reporter blokes finds out I'm bush bashing around with Natsu the Fireball they are gonna make a scoop out of it and everyone in Edolas will know! And when Lucy finds out she'll get into a blue with us!" She cried.
I put my hand on her cheek to soothe her. "Relax ok Baby?" She seemed to calm down after that. "Now hop in!" I said smirking. She smirks back and gets in the seat next to me as I start the engine. An aroused moan escaped her lips and I look at her seeing that she reclined the seat all the way back as she layed on it. She unzipped her hoodie revealing the strapless zip up bikini top she had underneath. The wind continued to blow through her jacket and hair as she continued to moan at the sound of the engine. I smirked at her. She was a completely different person now. When she's not in my ride she's a sweet and kindhearted person who thinks about others and when she's in my ride she's a wild sexy animal who enjoys a good thrill at the simple sound of the engine roaring. I loved seeing this side of her.
"Just so you know...this ride isn't just for pleasure but business..."I said. She shot up from her seat. "A bizzo?" "Yeah...Lucy asked me to pick up and drop a few guys" I said. "LUCY!?" She cried. I sighed. "Calm down..." "'Calm down?!' Stop doing things for Lucy! She's just a bludger who makes you do things for her!" She said. "You need to relax...we're already on the road so you can't turn back now!" I said.
She groans. I pull out a microphone with an attached wire to the car and toss it to her lap. "Here...start singing so the fuel energy will last" I said. "ARE YOU KIDDING!? This certainly isn't my bowl of rice!" She cried. "Stop complaining already! Start singing and start fueling!" I said. "But I'm so stuffed from my last show..." She sighed as she layed back against her seat. "And now your on for an encore just for me! Now sing and make fuel!" I said. She groaned and put the mic down.
"Natsu?" She asks. I turn to look at her. "Yeah?" She slowly gets up and wraps her arms around me. She begins to stroke my chest. "I want you..." She whispers seductively. She then begins to kiss my neck multiple times. I look at her crazy as her hand finds its way to the zipper of my pants. "What!? now?!"I asked shocked. "Mmhm...C'mon don't be such a dipstick..." She whispers as she removes my goggles and tosses them to the back seat. I sigh and then grin at her. "5 minutes! But that's it!" I say sternly. "Good enough for me!" She says giggling as she unzipped my red jacket. I then lay her down against her seat and get on top of her as I slowly began to unzip her top. "Ready for a big thrill session?" I asked smirking. "I'm going to feel rooted!" She giggled and we started...our engine running the whole time which aroused the both of us...
Kitsuna's POV:
You each then walked through the city listening to Lucy hum over the book she bought. "You so bipolar you know that?" You asked narrowing your eyes. "Mmhm! I know!" Lucy chimed. You roll your eyes at that. From the corner of your eyes you saw someone taking a picture of you. "Um..." "What's up Tsuna?" Natsu asked. You turn back to the person who took a picture of you and saw her squeal with her friend. "Um...nothing..." You say. "Oh my gosh it's her!" A person squealed. You ignored them clearly uncomfortable and turn to Lucy. "SO! What's that book about?" You asked quickly. "A complete history of Edolas silly! Don't you want to learn about this amazing world while you have the chance?" Lucy asked. "Not really..." Natsu said.
Lucy then opened her book and explained about the Exceeds. "IT'S KARDASHIA!" FLASH! "What the?!" You turned back seeing a little girl take a picture of you with her phone as she squealed. "I got a picture of Kardashia!" "Wait! I'm not-" You were then interrupted by another flash. "WE LOVE YOU KARDASHIA!" A group of guys said before taking more pictures of you. "STOP THAT!" Natsu shouted. In a matter of seconds a mob of people surrounded you all and began to take pictures. "This is crazy!" Lucy exclaimed. "Why are they doing this?!" Wendy cried. "Cause they loovvvveee me!" Fuse said posing. "Your ego is bigger than ever!" Happy said sweatdropping.
A little girl walked up to you. "Kardashia? Can I have your autograph please?" "Autograph?" You asked confused. A reporter with a camera then walked up to you. "Kardashia if I may ask why are you and your friends doing out here in our lovely city?" He asks bringing a mic to your face. You sweatdrop. "Why is everyone here so nice to me? Is it my outfit?" You asked glancing down at it. "It may be possible but perhaps they must mistake you for your Edolas Counterpart..." Carla said. "What's so special about her?" You asked. More and more screaming fans then crowded over you pushing past Natsu and the others. "HEY!" Natsu cried. "Ow!" Lucy whimpered. "HELP!" Wendy cried.
"IT'S HER! SHE'S FROM FAIRY TAIL! GET HER!" You heard. The crowd then cleared and you saw the Royal Army charge for you all. "I KNEW IT! IT IS KARDASHIA! LET'S CAPTURE HER SO WE CAN GET FREE AUTOGRAPHS!" They exclaim. You sweatdrop. "...Seriously?" "RUN KARDASHIA!" A little girl cried. "I'M NOT KARDASHIA!" You shout. "TSUNA WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!" Natsu cried. "We don't have to!" Lucy said as she pulled out a Gate Key. She then summoned Loke only for Virgo to appear and start dancing. "If that won't work we'll use Edolas magic!" Natsu said as he pulled out his fire sword. "Watch out cause we know what we're doing now!" Wendy said as she pulled out her wind machine. You put on your gold sash and wrap it around your forehead and waist as you got in a dancers pose. "I remember the movements!" You say.
That was when the Royal Army grabbed a hold of you all. "Will you give us autographs Kardashia?" They asked with anime heart eyes. "Who IS Kardashia?!" You asked. That's when you each heard the sound of a vehicle riding through. You look up only to see a big huge car speed through and run over the members of the Royal Army. You each saw the Fairy Tail stamp on it. "What the hell?" You asked. "A car?" Fuse asked. "Who's driving that thing?" Lucy asked. "I don't know but it has our emblem on it!" Happy said. The window rolled down and you saw pink hair and goggles and tear hair with gold shades. "Hello mates!" The female said. "Lucy said you guys might need a lift! Hop in!" The male said. You each smile at that. "I call back seat! C'mon Natsu!" You say grabbing his hand and pulling him inside. Everyone else soon followed. "Fasten your seat belts kids we're riding hard!" The male said huskily as he pulled on the lever. You smirked. 'Sexy voice...' You thought. The car then began to speed up as flames surround it. "GOOOOO FIRE!"
You each were soon driving through a desert. You and Natsu suffered from motion sickness but you quickly grabbed Natsu's face and buried it into your breasts which relaxed your motion sickness. As you all drove you saw the goggle headed boy reach his one hand down on the teal haired girl and squeezed her butt. She snickered quietly at that. Wendy and the exceeds sweatdrop. Wendy looked uncomfortable. "Um..." "Just look away kid..." Fuse the gold exceed said. "Take your hands off her butt you perv!" Lucy cried. The teal haired girl giggled. "It's ok...he doesn't have to if he doesn't want to..." She said with her unique Australian Accent. Lucy groaned at that.
You smiled at the speed you were all going. "This is a sweet ride!" "Thanks!" Goggle Head said. "You just saved our lives! Thank you!" Wendy said happily. Natsu then groaned from the sickness. "No problem! My pleasure!" Goggle Head said. "My wheels are way faster than that piece of junk air ship! Then again there isn't a single vehicle I couldn't leave in the dust!" At that He then lifted up his goggles revealing to be Edolas Natsu.
"I'm kind of a big deal around here! They call me The Fireball!" Edo-Natsu said. "NATSU!?" You all say shocked. "Ugh? It's me?" Natsu groaned. "Hee hee...and that's not all..." The teal haired girl said. She then took off her hood and pulled off her shades. "It's me...Fairy Singer..." She said. You gasped and widen your eyes. "You! Your...me!" You said shocked. "KITSUNA!?" Everyone said shocked. She waved her fingers. "Keri...Kardashia Keri!" She said with a wink. "This is crazy! You guys are nothing like the Natsu and Kitsuna we know!" Lucy cried. "And your nothing like our Lucy...except for the looks of course!" Edo- Natsu said.
"Wait! Kardashia? If your Kitsuna's double then how come you both have different names? And why is your hair a different color?" Wendy asked. "That's my little secret sweetie pie!" Kardashia said. "So your me huh?"You asked. "Yes I am..." Kardashia said. You smirk. "I sound pretty sexy with an Australian Accent!" You say. Kardashia chuckled. "Thank you!" You looked her up and down. She had your dark tanned skin and amber eyes. While your hair was deep purple with black tips Kardashia's hair was teal with black tips although three tips were dyed pink. She had heavy light pink lipstick on her lips and matching eyeshadow. She wore a golden oversized hoodie with stitched teal wolf ears with a tiny bedazzled rabbit on her chest and a giant bedazzled pink mic on the back.
The hoodie was unzipped to expose her sparkly shimmer teal bandeau bra top that exposed her over and underboobs. Along with the top she wore matching leather teal short shorts with a gold K belt in the center, thin black garter straps attached from the end of her shorts to her fishnet thigh highs and over it were metallic teal knee high boots with white belts. She also seemingly had no problem at how the side strap of her red thong stuck out from the side of her shorts a bit. One her left hand was a black fingerless glove with a pink outline and on top of her breast was a tattoo in purple cursive letters that read 'Root Drive...'.
You raised an eyebrow in slight amusement at her crazy choice of colors. You then pull out the Fairy Tail Manga and turned to the 'Fireball' Chapter and saw how Kardashia wore a sparkly teal strapless bra top which look like it only stuck onto her breasts along with thin short shorts which were as short as panties and teal thigh high boots. She displayed an innocent expression on her face.'They always make the manga character designs a whole lot more vulgar than the anime. Even outfit wise...this other Lucy is only wearing a leotard with a bikini!' You thought. 'I'm actually glad they toned down the outfits in the anime for Kardashia cause her manga outfit just looks weird! Lucy's too!' You thought.
You then put the manga down and turned to Kardashia. "I have questions..." "I'm listening..." She said. You blushed at how smooth her voice was compared to your loud no nonsense voice. "Kusha data fla kagajuju?" You asked. (Me: 'Your a runaway Princess from your kingdom too right?') "Yado! Gresha Wairy klosso do sa!" Kardashia said. (Me: 'Yes! I ran away from the Wairy Kingdom!') Everyone in the car looked at you both crazy. "WHAT ARE YOU GUYS SAYING?! ITS MAKING ME CRAZY!" Happy cried. "Yeah seriously Kardashia...What are you guys saying?" Edo-Natsu asked. "Don't worry about it! Just drive ok?" Kardashia asked. "Whatever..." Edo-Natsu said.
Kardashia then turned back to you. "Wairy klu? Flusha kladata da Wairy! Kuffu meh Fenie ya? Shuta guffu ga Waires fuffo ja?" You asked. (Me: 'Wairy huh? I've read about the Wairy. They are the sister kingdom to my clan the Fenie's right? Tell me what are Waires descendants of?') "Shepa na wolves ja faires. Shu no ka?" Kardashia asked. (Me: 'Supernatural Wolves and Fairies. How about you?') "Fairies ja beasta genies" You said. (Me: 'Fairies and Beast Genies') "Fuse can you please tell us what they are saying?" Carla asked. "No can do babe!" Fuse said. Carla got angry. "Oh c'mon tomcat! Spit it out!" "Shufa da Kitsaleeja Kardancia sho" You said. (Me: 'My real name is Kitsaleeja Kardancia by the way') "Shufa da Krestela Karsangula" Kardashia said. (Me: 'My real name is Krestela Karsangula')
"Jaba no...shekka na tudo sheka?" You asked. (Me: 'Another thing...are you using a magical wig like me?') Kardashia looked at you surprised. "Oh? Shefa da su? Yasa de kaffuya sola zoja suots desha ka purple. Klassa de teal?" Kardashia said. (Me: 'Oh you are too? I was starting to get confused as to why you were showing your purple hair because that's how our kind is recognized. But my hair is naturally that color. Meaning your hair is naturally teal right?') You nodded as everyone sweatdrop. "I see now...so she's a Princess too..." Lucy whispered for only you to hear.
"So tell me..." You began. "Why are you called 'Fairy Singer' around here? Because random people thought I was you before" "Oh that...see I'm a famous singer in Edolas..." Kardashia said. You all looked at her shocked. "NO WAY! Kitsuna as a singer!?" Happy cried. "Impossible!" Carla said. "Wow who knew?" Wendy asked. You were the most surprised. "So are you a celebrity as well?" Kardashia asked. You blushed. "Well...no...I run a brothel...The Magical House" You said. Kardashia raised an eyebrow. "So...Your not famous?" "BUT! I am the cities famed dancer!" You blurt out. "Ah! Really? Well I guess that counts for something. I can't even dance at all!" Kardashia said giggling.
Now it was your turn to raise an eyebrow. "Seriously?" Kardashia laughed nervously. "So is puke face back there your me? Talk about pathetic!" Edo-Natsu said. "Now leave the bloke alone!" Kardashia snickered. You glance down at your Natsu. "Oh you'll live!" You said poking his puffy cheek. "He's usually not like this. He's just not very good with vehicles" Wendy said. "My my...how adorable!" Kardashia chuckled. "Don't ruin anything back there okay? I can't imagine...They wouldn't call me Fireball the currier wizard if I tossed my cookies from sitting in the car!" Edo-Natsu said. "And what kind of wizard are you Kardashia?" You asked. "A Mic Control Wizard!" Kardashia said.
You then saw Wendy pick up a tiny dark blue open pack. "Hm? What's this thingy? It smells so weird!" "Put that down child you don't even no what it is!" Carla cried. "I see some more on the floor" Wendy said. You widen your eyes and gasped. "WENDY!" She then turned to you. "What is it?" She asks innocently. You blushed. You didn't want to have to tell a 12 year old what item she was holding. "That's...That's..." "ITS A CONDOM! And that goo stuff is cum! It's used!" Fuse blurted out. "FUSE!" You cried. "A CONDOM!?" Lucy asked shocked. "Ewwww!? Gross!" Wendy cried as she tossed the condom to the ground. "Why is a condom in a vehicle like this?!" Lucy cried. "Heh heh...sorry about that!" Edo-Natsu said smirking. "You mean you did it?! In the car?!" You asked shocked. "With who!?" Lucy asked. "Will you ankle bitters relax? Stay quiet...enjoy the ride a bit" Kardashia said as she pulled out a gold mic that was attached to the car.
"Eek! I'm gonna hear a song from a live celebrity!" Lucy squealed. "Your going to sing now?" Happy asked confused. "My singing can double as fuel..." Kardashia said. The music then started. She sang 'New World' By Twill...Her singing was really beautiful but of course she had your voice...
Kardashia: So ra wo ko e te!
U mi wo ko e ete...chii sa na fu a n...
Ki bou ni ka e te!
A ru ki da shi ta...
Ko no se ka i de...
Don na de a i wo...sa ga shi ni i kou...
O mo i ku za re sou de mo...
That was when Kardashia stopped singing and put the mic down. You each looked at her confused. "Why did you stop?" Lucy asked. "Yeah...really?" You said. "I'm stuffed...and hungry..." Kardashia said as she wrapped her arms around Edo-Natsu's neck and leaned against his chest. "Mmm..." She whispered. Edo-Natsu looked at her confused. "What?" "Natsu? Can you take me to the King of Burgers for a scouts bite?" Kardashia asked. You raise an eyebrow. 'Doesn't she mean Burger King?' You thought. "No..." Edo-Natsu said. "Well can you take me to the mall? I wanna go to the E21 Forever, Russe Charlotte and M&H. I wanna buy platform heels!" Kardashia said. 'I guess the stores from back home have reversed titles here in Edolas...' You thought sweatdropping. Edo-Natsu turned to glare at her for a second and then faced the road. "I said no!"
Kardashia glared at him. "Why not!?" Edo-Natsu looked at her. "...Incase if you haven't noticed we're on a mission to drop these people off. Lucy's ord-" "-NO NO NO NO!" Kardashia shouted. Each of you winced looking at her crazy while Edo-Natsu looked at her surprised. "I DO NOT CARE ABOUT LUCY AT ALL!" Kardashia shouted. You stare at her admiringly at how she was dissing Edo-Lucy while Lucy shivered in fear. Edo-Natsu sighed. "Listen..." "NO! YOU LISTEN! All I want is to spend time with you and have you drive me places...but whenever we get a chance to do so it's then always with LUCY! LUCY! LUCY!" Kardashia ranted. "Wendy! Child cover your ears! Your too young to hear such fowl language!" Carla cried. "OK Carla" Wendy said before covering her ears.
"What is it with you?!" Edo-Natsu asked annoyed. "I'M A CELEBRITY DAMMIT! I DESERVE TO BE TREATED LIKE ONE! YOU ARE GONNA SPOIL ME ROTTEN LIKE A PRINCESS!" Kardashia shouted. You bursted out laughing the whole time as tears left your eyes while everyone looks at you crazy. Edo-Natsu just stared at her with a bored look on his face. "Yeah I hear ya. And as far as I'm concerned you're already a rotten princess..." Kardashia's turned Ted in anger. "She's scary!" Lucy cried. "Aye!" Happy cried. "Natsu Dragion...if I don't get food or new shoes right now I am going to go MAD!" Kardashia shouted throwing tantrum.
Lucy looked scared. "I would give her what she wants now!" "Kardashia...listen...if we're going to be married we can't go spending our money on shoes or fast food all the time" Edo-Natsu said. Kardashia sighed. Each of you looked at the two crazy. "MARRIED?!" You all asked shocked. You blushed and looked down at Natsu who still suffered from motion sickness. Natsu was your crush for as long as you could remember. You tried so hard to tell him how you felt but he was too dense. But hearing how Edolas you and Edolas Natsu were married put a whole new spin on things.
"Sorry..." Kardashia said hugging Edo-Natsu. He hugged her back with only one arm since the other was still on the wheel. "So Natsu marries Edolas Kitsuna?! That's crazy!" Happy said "Yeah it is! How did that happen?" Lucy asked shocked. You blushed even deeper. Kardashia saw this and smirked at you. "Well since you're all so curious I'll tell you..."
FLASHBACK:
Kardashia's POV:
You sang your last few songs on stage in the Edolas city plaza. You were in a gold hoodie, a long teal sparkly zip up tube top, teal leather pants, and knee high boots. The crowd cheered for you. The reason why you sang was to bring more hope and peace in Edolas. After all the disbanding of guilds except Fairy Tail the Fairy Hunter would not hesitate to go after it...or you so you thought singing would change it all. You were nicknamed the Fairy Singer because of your pretty magical voice and your Mic magic. You were know as the beauty, the kawaii wolf, and Edolas' Sexy sweetheart because you were sweet to others. You were a guild member at Fairy Tail. But since you were always on singing performance jobs or simply performing as a celebrity you didn't know too many people there. "Everyone! Thank you so much for coming to my show tonight! Thank you very much!" You said happily.
The crowd cheered even louder and you ran off backstage to head outside. As you walked outside you looked around for your tour bus. You soon spotted a gold and silver bus. "There it is..." You said walking towards it. "It's Kardashia!" You heard a fan cry. "Lets get her!" You heard another fan cry. You gasped and turned to see a horde of fans along with paparazzi charging towards you. "Fairy Singer do you have any do dirt to share on the kingdom or the Fairy Hunter?!" The paparazzi asked. "Oh no!" You cried.
You then began to run using your wolf speed and sped past your tour bus. "Kardashia! Where are you going!?" Your manager Fuchsia asks from inside the tour bus. She had an Australian accent which was how you got one of your own. You just kept running until you were now on the streets. "I see her!" You heard a fan cry. "I want her autograph!" Another said. You saw another horde of fans swarm toward you but you instantly run out the city to some unfamiliar streets in the middle of the desert. In your head you heard the voice of fans and paparazzi. You shriek in horror as you run across the streets in the desert. You could have saw a...HONK! SCREECHHHHHHHH! BANG! That was when you blacked out...
You slowly woke up in a soft red bed with a flame blanket on top. You were now wearing an oversized short red t shirt and all your accessories were taken off. "Ughnn...What happened?" You asked groggily. You looked around seeing that you were in an all red, orange and black bedroom with racing designs. "Oh good you're awake!" A shy voice said. You looked to the side seeing a pink haired boy with goggles in a leather red jacket with flames and black pants. He waved shyly at you. "Did you rescue me?"You asked. "Um...yeah I did. I was really worried because you hit my car a few hours ago. I was afraid I could have killed you" He said. "I see. Well I appreciate it mate! Thank you!" You said sweetly. He blushed. "Heh heh! Sure thing"
"Say...your Kardashia right?" The boy asked. You smiled. "You got it mate!" The boy smiled back. "Oh wow! I'm a big fan of your music! Your voice is very beautiful!" You blushed. "Thank you! I only sing for the sake of better hopes for my guild" "Guild? But the only guild out there in Edolas is Fairy Tail" Gogglehead said. "I'm from that guild. I'm just not around there very much because I'm always a battler working day and night!" You said. "I see...because I'm from that guild too. I've never seen you there before" Gogglehead said. "Wait. Since your from that guild...aren't you...Natsu The Fireball?" You asked. "Yeah...That's me! Heh heh..." Edo-Natsu said nervously. You smirked. "For a confident looking driver...you seem to be quite the shy one..." "Well...people say I'm a completely different person behind the wheel. But this is the real me!" Natsu said. You smile at that.
Natsu Dragion's POV:
I smiled at you. You were a really sweet girl. You weren't scary like Lucy. I watched as you yawned as you began to stretch your arms and legs. I then glance down to look at your legs and then widen my eyes as I gasped when I saw. You looked at me confused. "What's the matter mate?" I blushed and looked down. "I...It's just...I saw..." "Saw what?" You asked as you glanced down at your legs. You then pull the bottom of your shirt down. Did you get a peek?" You asked blushing. I blushed at that. "No...I didn't see your underwear...it wasn't that..." "Then what did you see?" You asked suspiciously. I blinked at her and then turned to the side. "Well see...I didn't see your underwear...I saw your-" "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK!"You screamed.
"MY UNDERWEAR IS GONE!" You cried. Tears leave my eyes as I shivered in fear. "NO PLEASE! Don't scream!" I shrieked as I hid behind my chair. "I'm not wearing my bra either...where is it!? No more importantly where are MY clothes?!" You asked sternly. "I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY ALREADY! While you were out your clothes got dirty so I put them in the wash to be nice. PLEASE! Don't hurt meee!" I cry. You looked at me confused. "Oh is that it? Well thank you Natsu! That's real sweet of you!" You said sweetly as you got off the bed and walked towards me. I backed away towards the wall. "DON'T HURT ME!" I sob. "Now why would I want to hurt you?" You asked. "Because everyone else does! Please don't!" I cry.
You then kneel down next to me. "I'm not gonna hurt you Natsu" You said. I looked at her surprised as tears rolled down my face. "Your...your not?" You slowly wiped away my tears with your soft warm hands. "No... You then slowly bring me to a hug. My head was brought close to your chest. I looked at you surprised. Your body felt soft and really warm. "There...how does that feel Natsu?" You asked. "It feels nice..." I said blushing. "Hee hee! Don't I get a hug back?" You asked. I blinked my eyes nervously. "I...I guess..." I then wrap my arms around you and pressed my head against your neck. Mmm...your so warm Natsu!" You cooed. "Th-thanks..." I said.
As I hugged you I thought to myself...maybe you weren't so scary after all like Lucy was. You were actually pretty nice. Maybe you could even protect me from her when she tries to beat me up. I look up at your ears. The right one was sightly torn and the left ear wasn't. I then scratched your left ear to greet you since it was the right thing to do. You smiled. "Oh thank you!" I smiled back. I loved seeing you happy. That's when I slowly leaned closer to your neck and took a long whiff at it. "Mmm...blueberries..." You then push me off of you and backed away. "Why are you sniffing me?" I blushed in embarrassment and looked down. "I..I'm sorry! You just look and smell really pretty!" I blurted out. "Please don't hit me!" I then heard a small giggle escape your lips.
I turn to look at you surprised seeing that you blushed as you giggled. Your giggle then turned into a chuckle. "Why are you laughing?" I asked. "It's...It's just...you are just the most adorable little bloke!" You said admirably. "M-me? Cute?" I asked surprised. You nodded. "Mmhm..." You then crawl over to me and plant a soft kiss on my cheek. "Mwah!" You said as you pull away. I didn't know how to feel right now. All that I knew was that you called me 'cute' and that my face turned redder than my jacket. You gave me a ^^ smile. "Happy now?" I then put my hands on your shoulders and bring you into a warm kiss.
"Mmm!" You moan. That was my signal to wrap my hands around you back but after 2 minutes you pull away. "Natsu!" You said surprised. I widen my eyes and freak out realizing what I had done. "I'm sorry! I'm really really sorry! Don't hit me!" I cried. You sweatdrop. "Oh Natsu...It's fine really...I actually kinda enjoyed it..." I look at her surprised. "Really?" DING! "Huh? What was that?" You asked. "It's your clothes! They finished drying..." I said nervously. "Oh really? Ripper! I'll change into them now!" You said as you walked out the room. I sighed. "I hope she won't be mad at me..."I said.
After 5 minutes you came back in the room. "How is it?" You asked. I looked up at you seeing that you were back in your regular outfit only the pants were now short shorts and the tube top was now a bandeau. "Oh no! I shrunk them!" I cried. "Huh? Oh really? Now that you mentioned it...my clothes do seem a bit...short..." You began. "Please don't be mad at me! Eeeeeeee don't scream!" I cry. "Natsu it's ok! Really!" You said. "It is?" I asked confused. "Yeah...besides I find this look much better!" You said. You then walked over to me and kissed my cheek. "Thanks..." I blushed and touched the spot where you kissed me.
That's when your phone rang. You looked at it. "Oh it's my manager! She's here to get me!" You said. "Really? That's great!" I said happily. You walked over to the window and looked out. "There's my ride! I gotta go. Thanks for everything Fireball!" You said. I blushed at how you called me by my nickname. You then began to walk out the room and then stop at the door to smile at me. "Maybe I'll see you at the guild sometime!"You said. I smile back scratching my head. "Yeah...maybe..." You giggled and wave. "Goodnight Fireball!" I wave back. "Goodnight..." You then walked out the house and went outside. I walk to the window only to see you walking back inside your tour bus to greet your manager.
I blushed at how cute you looked when you walked and thought to myself. "She's a really sweet girl...pretty even...and... We just kissed! Are we dating?...WHAT IF LUCY FINDS OUT ABOUT THIS!?" I asked shocked. "But wait...Kardashia and I aren't dating...She was just being nice...but then again...I did kiss her...hmmm..." I said thinking to myself.
Kardashia's POV:
You walked into the guild hall that morning humming happily. A few guildmates grinned at you. "Look it's Edolas' Sexy Sweetheart!" One said. Another whistled. "Look at her body!" You blushed in embarrassment but continued walking. "C'mon baby don't be shy!" A guildmate said grabbing your butt. "Hey...stop it..."You cry. "Oh la la! Lookie here!" Another said grabbing your breast. "Rag off!"You cry. The boys laughed and continued to grope you. "Are you all touching MY FRIEND?!" A demonic voice asked. The boys looked scared knowing was: Edolas Lucy. "I'M GONNA TEACH YOU BOYS SOME RESPECT!" Lucy yelled before beating up all the boys.
She turned to you. "You alright Kardashia?" "Oh Lucy thank you!" You say said happily. Lucy smirked back at you. "You really outta learn to stand up for yourself Wolf Lady!" "So What's with you? Why are you so happy?" She asked as she scratched your left ear to greet you. "Oh well I met this guy last night and he just happens to be from our guild!" You said happily. Lucy looked at you curiously as you both sat down and got some beers. "Really? Who?" "His name is Natsu!" You said. "Oh so you just met him huh? Come to think of it the two of you are never at the guild at the same time!" "Yeah because you know I'm always singing and he's always driving" You said. "You outta be careful when your performing out there kid because Fairy Hunter will be coming out to look for you!" Lucy said. "Yeah but...I won't let anyone stop me from singing! It's my dream...and I'm gonna keep living it!" You said with a determined look on your face.
Lucy smirked at you. "But you know...Natsu's really a great guy..." You said blushing. Lucy raised an eyebrow. "A great guy huh?" You nodded and looked down. "Yeah I mean after last night...I'm thinking hes kinda-" "-Kinda WHAT!?" Lucy asked a bit annoyed causing your wolf ears to twitch. "Um...kinda...a nice mate..." You said nervously. You looked up at Lucy seeing how angry she looked. 'What does her look mean? Is she jealous or something? Hmmm...maybe it's best to keep quiet about my feelings' You thought, Lucy then soon bursted out laughing. "Natsu? Cool?! Yeah right! Maybe when he's in his car but aside from that he's a complete whimp!" "What do you mean by when he's in his car?" You asked.
"Oh that? Natsu's a completely different person when he's me!" Lucy said grinning. "Really? Like how?" You asked. "Forget about that...so tell me...What happened last night between you and Natsu huh?" Lucy asked. You began to sweat nervously. "Well...I...uh..." Your cellphone suddenly rang. You looked at it. "Oh that's my manager! I gotta get ready for the show tonight! Gotta go!" You said getting up to walk out the door. "Be careful out there kid! The Fairy Hunter might come out!" Lucy said. "Don't worry! I'll be fine!"You said waving at Lucy before entering your tour bus to meet your manager.
That night you were on stage performing several songs for the people of Edolas who cheered for every song you did. You used you magical gold microphone to sing. Using your Mic Control Song Magic you soothed everyone in the crowd. It was the reason why you sang. You sang to keep hopes higher in Edolas due to the critical conditions such as the Fairy Hunter and the king. But you didn't let either stop you from what you loved. You made it this far anyway.
"Thank you very much! Your all great mates!" You say in the mic. The crowd cheered loudly at that. "Now I'd like to sing one last song for all of you!" You closed your eyes as the cool calm music began to play. You were about to sing your biggest hits: 'Holy Shine'.
You: 'Ima kimi ni tsutae tai! Tsunahatta kokoro ga aru koto!'
'Arukidashita yume wo... hanasame you dakishimete...'
'Mune no oku ni hime ta! kizuato ni wa Todokanai omoi'
'Furueta ashioto fukikaerazu... Ashita ni ichi ho aruki dashi te...'
'Ima kimi ni tsutaetai! Daijoubu-'
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
An explosion surrounds the stage causing you to scream as you duck and cover. Your fans then run away screaming. "What's happening!?" You cry. You see more of your fans leave. "Wait! Come back!" You cry. "Your show is over Kardashia Keri!" A voice said. You looked seeing the red headed Fairy Hunter who was in a black bikini. A group of guards surround her holding weapons. "Your a member of Fairy Tail are you not? Surrender at once!" She said. You gasped and widen your eyes. "It's YOU! The Fairy Hunter! Your...Erza Knightwalker!" Security then runs over to your side. "Kardashia! You have to get to the tour bus and escape!" "Okay!" You cry clearly scared. The security guard takes your hand and leads you backstage. "AFTER THEM MEN!" Edo-Erza ordered. She along with the guards chase after you.
Your security guard then opens the backstage door leading you outside in the desert. "Your tour bus is right in the corner parked by the cliff! Go! hurry!" He said. "OK!" You said. You then ran to your tour bus. When you got inside your bus you saw your manager Fuchsia in the driver's seat. She had your skin, green hair with black tips and fox ears. She was dressed in a sparkly cropped shirt with blazer and leather pants and heels. She was a regular 10,000 year old Wolf Sage and acted as a mother figure to you. Although she dressed awfully inappropriately for a manager. You were over 8,919. "Fuchsia! We gotta go!" You cried. "But your show doesn't end for another 30 minutes" Fuchsia said.
Edo-Erza and the guards then hit your bus with a loud BANG causing you to hit the floor. "Whoa!" Fuchsia said shocked. "Hit them harder men!" Edo-Erza ordered. "Oh no there gonna get us!" You cry. "Kardashia get in your seat!" Fuchsia said sternly. You then instantly take seat next to Fuchsia. Fuchsia took the controls of the bus. "SHIELD!" She said pushing a button. This activated a forcefield to surround the bus. "We'll be safe now!" Fuchsia said. You nodded. "ATTACK WITH FULL FORCE MEN!" Edo-Erza ordered. "YES SIR!" The guards said. They all together summoned a huge energy force from their spears making huge dents in the bus one by one eventually breaking the forcefield.
"Oh no!" Fuchsia cried. "We have you now!" Edo-Erza said. They then shot a blast at the bus causing it to catch on fire. Fuchsia screamed in horror stepping away from the wheel that caught on fire as tears rolled down your face. "FUCHSIA!" You cry as you run over to hug her. "Fuchsia I'm scared..." Fuchsia hugged you back. "It will be alright! We'll make it through this I promise!" She said calmly. "One more shot men and we will send them to their death bed! Charge up your magic weapons now to deliver the final blow!" Edo-Erza ordered. "Yes sir!" The guard said.
Each of the guards along with Edo-Erza charged up energy from their magic spears and you and Fuchsia widen your eyes in fear. "FIRE NOW MEN!" Edo-Erza ordered. Magical energy beams then shot from the spears and made its way towards your bus. Fuchsia grabbed a hold you forcefully and opened the window. "Fuchsia what are you-?!" She then kissed your forehead and tossed you out the window causing you to fall down a cliff. "I think this is goodbye..." She said smiling as tears fall from her eyes. "Fuchsia...?" You asked scared. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM! You saw your bus explode along with Fuchsia in it and watch in surprise as the parts separate into thin air. Tears flew out of your eyes as you continued falling. "FUCHSIAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
You then landed on the hood of a speeding car and fall of you the side. The car then stopped with a loud SCRREEECCHHHH. "Oww..." You moaned sadly. "Woah! I hope I didn't kill anyone and...Kardashia?" A familiar voice asked. You slowly looked up seeing Natsu Dragion peering out the window. He lifted up his goggles so his black eyes met your amber ones. "Natsu!" You said surprised. He smirked. "I knew I recognized that big gold jacket! So are we gonna keep meeting like this or what?" "...Get me out of here!" You cry. "Whoa! You sound serious...alright hop in then!" Edo-Natsu said smirking.
The night became even later as you rode in Edo-Natsu's car sitting next to him. It was quiet...and somewhat awkward. But you still couldn't get over the fact that you just lost manager as well as a really dear friend. You looked away and out the open window crossing your arms letting out small dog like whimpers. Edo-Natsu seemed to have heard this as he looked at you and then back on the road. "Your awfully quiet...what's wrong with you?" He asked. You turn to him showing the tears in your eyes as you sob. "Whoa what happened to you?" Edo-Natsu asked. You shake your head and continued to cry.
Edo-Natsu sighed. "C'mon now. It's a shame that I have to see such a pretty gorgeous face in tears!" You stopped crying and turn to him slightly blushing. Edo-Natsu smirked and faced the road. "I knew that would work" "Hmph!" You say turning away. "Don't go sobbing on the seats now it's hard to clean them!" Edo-Natsu said. "Is that all you care about?" You sob. "Yeah pretty much Aussie Girl!. I gotta keep my car looking nice..." Edo-Natsu said. You growl a bit with irritation but then brush it off. "What's with the ears anyway? You cosplaying as a cat or something?" Edo-Natsu asked. "I'm a Wolf Sage not a cat and I am NOT cosplaying!" You say coldly. "Sheesh! Your pretty cold as ice babe" Edo- Natsu said amused. "Rag off..."You said.
Edo-Natsu roles his eyes. "So...You wanna tell me what's wrong Kardashia?" He asked. "I lost a mate..." You said sadly. "Who?" Edo-Natsu asked. "My mother..." You said. Edo-Natsu raised an eyebrow. "Your friends with your mother?" "Ugh! No!" You say annoyed. "Which is it then?" Edo-Natsu asked. "Her name was Fuchsia. She was my manager as well as a good mate. She was like a mother to me...and then...she saved my life and got herself killed by Fairy Hunter" You explained.
"Fairy Hunter? You mean Erza?" Edo-Natsu asked turning to you. You nodded. Edo-Natsu then faced the road smirking. "So you lost your mom huh? It's too bad!" Edo-Natsu said with amusement. You glare at him. "You think it's funny?!" "Am I laughing?" Edo-Natsu asked annoyed. "No! But your smirking!" You said annoyed. Edo-Natsu sighed. "Well I have news for you doll: smirking and laughing are two different things!" "Are You getting smart with me!?" You asked annoyed. Edo-Natsu said nothing. "WOW! You know you were a lot nicer when I first met you before!" You said. "That's because I wasn't in my ride. This is the real me!" Edo-Natsu said. "I don't like the real you at all!" You said annoyed. "Too bad..." Edo-Natsu said coldly. You growl and sigh. You took the pendant from your neck and opened it seeing a picture of you and Fuchsia and sobbed. "I'll miss you..."You whispered.
Edo-Natsu glanced over at the pic and grinned. "Is that your 'momma?' She's pretty ugly! Definitely not my type!" Edo-Natsu laughed. You slowly turned to him as tears rolled from your face as he continued to laugh. You growl in anger and bring out your wolf claws. "I'LL KILL YOU!" You yell. You immediately scratch Edo-Natsu's cheek leaving a small bleeding scare. He looked at you crazy. "ARE YOU CRAZY!? I'M DRIVING HERE!" "And this is me not caring: RAWRRRR!" You roar as you tackle Edo-Natsu against the seats scratching his jacket and face. He screamed in horror at what you were doing. "GET OFF ME!" "NOT UNTIL YOU TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID JERK!" You bark as you continued to scratch him. "YOU DON'T GET IT! IF I'M NOT DRIVING THE WHEEL WE'RE BOTH GONNA-" SMASHHHHHHHHH! BEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPP...
...You felt as though something was pressed against your body. You woke up seeing Edo-Natsu on top of you. "You alright? Nothing broken?" He asked. "No...I'm ok" You said. There was then a moment of silence between you two. A grin spreads on Edo-Natsu's face. "OK...RAG OFF ME!"You said sternly. "Feisty...I like that..." "What?!" You asked shocked. "Hey now...don't be like that..." Edo-Natsu said leaning closer to you. You blushed and widen your eyes. "...Don't act naughty...just get naughty with me..." Edo-Natsu said seductively as he begins to unzip his red jacket. "Um...What are you...Whoa..."Y ou said shocked. You blushed seeing Edo-Natsu's ripped abs under his jacket. You shivered at how so chized they looked. His pecks just inches from your face. You wanted to just kiss them...wait what?!
Edo-Natsu smirked. "You like what you see? Because I like what I see..." He said stroking your cheek. "N-N-Natsu? Is this another side of you or-Oohhh!" You moan as Edo-Natsu nibbled on your neck. Edo-Natsu slowly pulled away. "I like you Kardashia...your not like any other chick I've met in Edolas..." "Natsu!" You say surprised. "Lets go at it Kardashia!" Edo-Natsu said as he slowly began to unzip your top revealing a bit of your breasts. You blushed. "Here? In the car?!" You asked shocked. Edo-Natsu laughed and kissed your lips softly. "Forget about that babe...call this a Sex Drive!" You blushed. "We're rooting each other?" "C'mere..." Edo-Natsu said as he pulled you close to him and he began to kiss and nibble your neck. You giggled. "Are you sure you wanna go through with this? I'm a pretty wild girl!" Edo-Natsu grinned as he stroked your cheek. "Good...I like wild! Turns me on..." His hand then moves to the zipper of your shorts and he unzips "Natsu...not a word to Lucy..." You whispered. "Shh...relax Lucy will never know..." Edo-Natsu said. "...No one can see us..."
..."Ughnnn...not there..." You moaned. Edo-Natsu snickered and continued to work on you...
The next morning you woke up feeling a hand tightly squeeze your butt. You smiled knowing who it was. Edo-Natsu whose nude body layed on top of yours with only his red jacket on his back. He smiles at you and you smile back. "Morning Sexy..." You coo. "Morning gorgeous..." He said. You both then share a quick kiss and the pull away. You dressed each other although Edo-Natsu gave you your hoodie, your top and your shorts. You sighed. "Can I please have my underwear back?" Edo-Natsu grinned. "Nope!" " Well...can you at least drive me to my house?" "What? We c'mon baby stay awhile" Edo-Natsu said grinning as he squeezed your breast. "Hee hee! I will! I'm just gonna get a few things and come right back ok?" You asked.
You later on walked out of your mansion wearing the same outfit along with some teal fishnet thigh highs and garter straps and went to Edo-Natsu's car carrying stacks of paper along with a gold mic and wire and a blue pen. You got into the car and closed the door as Edo-Natsu looks at you confused. "What's all that junk your holding?" He asked. "It's not junk! It's paperwork. For you..." You said smiling. "For me? For what?" Natsu asked. You then slightly slam the paperwork in his lap. Edo-Natsu widens his eyes looking at it and then at you. "Natsu Dragion? You are going to become my new manager!" You said with a glistening sparkle in your eye as you smirk seductively.
Edo-Natsu then slightly glared at you. "No..." Your sparkly glistening then disappeared and was replaced with a glare. "Um...WHAT?!" Edo-Natsu said nothing. You fake laugh. "Silly boy...You can't refuse me! I'm Edolas' Sexy Sweetheart!" "So what?" Edo-Natsu asked coldly. You lean close to him. "So...you have to do as I say..." You say seductively as you stroke his chin. Edo-Natsu closed his eyes and slapped your hand away. "Hate to break it to ya 'Sweetheart' But I'm not anyone's manager! I'm a driver get it?" You wrap your arms around him. "Oh c'mon Natsu...I'll make it worth your while!" You say in a sing song voice. He turns to you. "How so?" You smirk. "For starters you get this..." You then pull Edo-Natsu into a kiss and make it with him for awhile.
You then pull away breathing heavily seeing Edo-Natsu displaying a sexy grin as he licks his lips. "And also..." You breathe. You then smirk. "I pay as well..." You say smoothly. You then slowly unzip your top allowing wads of Jewel fall out. Edo-Natsu grins at your little display and takes some Jewel. "Well alright! So where do I sign then?" You zip up your top and hand Edo-Natsu the paperwork work and a pen. "Sign there..."You said.
After awhile of signing you take the paperwork and put it away. "So...What does a manager do anyway?" Edo-Natsu asked. "You know. Drives me around to events, shows, raves, keeps up with my schedule. Things like that" You said. Edo-Natsu raises and eyebrow. "So I'm your bus boy huh?" He asks annoyed. You look at him sternly. "You get to rave with me as well!" "Oh wow really? Well that's cool" Edo-Natsu said. "BUT! We can't be seen as a couple in public!" You said sternly. "Why?" Edo-Natsu asked annoyed. "Well 'Fireball'" You say hintingly. "I don't want The Press mob after us. And I don't want Lucy after you!" Edo-Natsu sighed. "Alright whatever you want Princess" He says smirking. You blush and glare at him. "DON'T Call me that!" Edo-Natsu just snickered.
You then smile. "Now then...now that your done managing me it's time for me to manage you!" "Manage me?" Edo-Natsu asked confused. You pull out your gold mic and wire. "This is a Magic Mic! It's full of energy...so scoot!" You said getting lower to where the gas pedal was. "What the?" Edo-Natsu asked confused. "Move your foot!" You said putting his foot to the side. You then got to work using your mic and wire to .make an attachment. "HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY RIDE?!" Edo-Natsu asked angrily. Relax? I'm already done!" You said getting up along with the mic which stayed attached to the wire which was connected to the vehicle.
"What did you do?" Edo-Natsu asked. You stared at the engine seeing how low it was. "Good your almost out of fuel. This is the perfect time to refuel" You said as you insert a CD in a player. "What do you mean?" Edo-Natsu asked. You pulled the mic close to you and closed your eyes as the music began to play. Your mic glowed with magical energy. You began to sing...
'So ra wo ko e te! U mi wo ko e ete...chii sa na fu a n...Ki bou ni ka e te!'
"Hey the fuel is recharging!" Natsu said surprised. You signal for him to start driving. He smirks and begins to drive as you sang.
'A ru ki da shi ta...Ko no se ka i de... Don na de a i wo...sa ga shi ni i kou...O mo i ku za re sou de mo...'
You then put the mic down. "Why did you stop?" Edo-Natsu asked confused. You layed back reclining your seat. "I'm tired...besides your fuel is filled thanks to my magic" "Cool...thanks!" Edo-Natsu said smiling. You smile back "You see? We really can help each other out! Guess you can call it our little bizzo..." You say with a wink. Edo-Natsu smirked. "And when there's business there's pleasure right?" "...But of course..." You say smoothly as the wind blew beautifully in your hair. You then sit up and pull Edo-Natsu close to you. "C'mere 'Mr. Manager'..." You said seductively. You then begin to make out with Edo-Natsu. He eventually gave up on holding the wheel and fell back on the seats holding you as you both continued to made out. You both moaned as you slowly removed each other's clothes off. The car was still riding but neither of you cared because this was your Sex Drive...
...
Life with Edo-Natsu as your manager/boyfriend was great! Although it was hard to keep things secretive with Edo-Lucy and the press always on your tail. Edo-Lucy became more of a bitch to you because she suspected something was up between you and Edo-Natsu but you refused to say anything. Some days were like this:
On a bright morning you and the now Shy Natsu walk hand in hand outside behind the guild. The two of you looked around the area from some space. "How about there?" Edo-Natsu asked pointing at and empty area. "Yeah this place is a perfect spot!" You said happily. You and EdoNatsu immediately run over to the spot where you pinned Edo-Natsu against the wall. He shook with slight fear. "Please...be gentle..." He said nervously. You smiled at how cute he was and giggle. "C'mon. You know I'd never be rough on you!" You say sweetly. "Aww thanks!" Edo-Natsu said blushing.
You slowly lean towards his lips and gave him a soft warm kiss. You lean away only to see Edo-Natsu with a bright red face as he looks down in embarrassment. You giggled. "Oh Natsu you are just TOO cute!" You cooed. You then grab his face and planted soft multiple kisses on his face leaving lipstick kissmarks. Edo-Natsu looked to the side smiling nervously. "Wow...That's really sweet of you!" He said. Edo-Natsu slowly looks at you and kisses your cheek softly before looking to the side blushing.
You smile. "Thank you...but you don't need to be shy when you kiss me Natsu!" You said. "Sorry...It's just-" Edo-Natsu began. "-It's ok!" You say. You then planted a kiss on his cheek and soon made out with him again. "How bout here Love Pistols?" A voice asked. "Sure thing stud!" Another said. You then heard two big gasps. You open your eyes and pull away from Edo-Natsu seeing Edo-Bisca and Edo-Alzack starring at you both. "Bisca! Alzack!" Edo-Natsu cried. "What are you guys doing here?" You asked pulling away from Edo-Natsu. "This is our make out spot. C'mon everyone in the guild knows! So why are you two here?!" Edo-Alzack asked angrily. This made Natsu shriek out in fear. "Leave em alone! They were only making love together! Aren't we the same Love Gun?" Edo-Bisca asked.
"Love?! We weren't making love! Really!" Edo-Natsu said nervously. "It's ok you two we won't tell Lucy!" Bisca said. "How did you know?!" You asked. "It's so obvious! We always catch you two going out together. So relax. We won't tell anyone!" Edo-Alzack said smirking as he walked away with Edo-Bisca. You and Edo-Natsu exchange confused glances. You both shrug it off and began to make out again. You then pull away and switch places with Edo-Natsu. "Work on me this time!" You cooed. You then pucker your lips awaiting a kiss. Edo-Natsu blushes at that. You giggle. "Your not nervous are you?" Edo-Natsu looked at the ground sadly nodding. "Don't be shy Fireball. Come kiss me!" You said. Edo-Natsu looked at you blushing. You closed your eyes and puckered your lips. He laughs nervously as he scratches his head. After awhile he grabs your chin and plants a soft kiss on your lips for a moment before pulling away to blush. You giggle at his shy nature and kiss his cheek. He sighs at that and continues to blush as you hug him.
"When I find Natsu or Kardashia I'm gonna pulverize them!" And angry voice said. You and Edo-Natsu widens your eyes in fear knowing who it was. "It's Lucy!" Edo-Natsu cried. He then went to panic. You hug him. "Calm down we'll get through this I promise!" "Really how?" Edo-Natsu asked.
After 5 minutes Edo-Lucy spotted you leaning all alone on a garbage can. "Hey Kardashia? What are you doing here?" Edo-Lucy asks. "Just hanging around...feeling stuffed!"You said nervously. "By the garbage can?! I know your wolf like but still..." "Anyway have you seen Natsu? I wanna go and give him a beat down of a life time!" Edo-Lucy said grinning. "He's not here..." You said. Edo-Lucy glared at you."YES HE IS! I saw his car parked! I KNOW YOUR HIDING HIM SO TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU TWO HUH?!" Edo-Lucy yelled as she cornered you. You backed away nervously. "Um..." You then stumbled against the garbage can causing it to tip over and out came Edo-Natsu covered in garbage. You gasped.
"Heh heh...hello..." Edo-Natsu said waving nervously. "I KNEW IT! YOU WERE HIDING HIM! YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO!" Edo-Lucy said angrily. "NO NO NO! You don't understand I...I...beat him up and tossed him in the trash!"You lied. Edo-Lucy raised an eyebrow in amusement. "Sweet innocent you fought Natsu?!" "Well...he was getting on my nerves..." You lied. Edo-Lucy laughed and patted your head. "HA HA! Now you see why I like hurting this kid?!" Edo-Lucy asked. She scratched your ear and began to walk away. "See you later then..." She then left. Edo-Natsu groaned in pain. You look at him sadly. "Poor Natsu..."You cooed. You then kneel to his level and cover his face with kisses. He just stares at you in disbelief.
Other days were like this:
You we're in your mansion in your room that night wearing a black short sleep tee with teal edges applying lipstick. You heard a car park in front of your house and immediately squeal with excitement knowing who it was. You dash out your house only to see Edo-Natsu facing the road. You tip toe your way over to him. Your eyes anime sparked when you got close enough. "Your finally here...Natsu! Awwww!" You cooed as you gloom him from behind giggling like a girly girl. "Eek! Please don't hurt me Lucy!" Edo-Natsu cried. "Lucy?" You asked confused. You then smile. "Natsu it's me!" "Me who?" Edo-Natsu asked scared. You slowly get off him and stroke his chin. "Me Natsu...your sweetheart!" You say sweetly. Edo-Natsu looked surprised. "Sweetheart?" He then turns to you and brightens up. "Kardashia it's you!" You giggle and join hands with him. "Who did you think it was?" "I thought you were Lucy..." He said. You sighed. "Forget about that! Let's get inside!" You said leading Edo-Natsu in your house.
You plopped onto your bed relaxing. "And this is my room!" You said happily. Edo-Natsu looked around the room shyly. "Nice place..." "Thank you!" You said. You then pull out a lighter and got up from your bed and began lighting some candles you setup. "What are you doing?" Edo-Natsu asked. You turned back to him. "Mmm?" Natsu gave you a ^^ smile. "Oh I get it! We're having a romantic dinner right?" You smile at him and went back to lighting candles. "You could say that...but...instead of dinner it's going to be dessert!"You say smoothly. "Wow really? What are we having?" Edo-Natsu asked sweetly.
He watched as you made your way over to the bed. "YOU...are having ME..."You said. You slowly spreaded your legs apart revealing...what was left...Edo-Natsu widen his eyes and gasped at your little display. "Don't worry...I cleaned up real good down there just for you...come root with me!" You cooed. You lay back and close your eyes while your lips puckered. "Kardashia...I hate to be saying this...but I'm not really comfortable doing this with you..." Edo-Natsu said nervously. You look at him confused. "What are you talking about? We do it in the car all the time!" "Yeah but...That's different..." Edo-Natsu said.
You glared at him seeing how ridiculous he was being. "Natsu? Get over here..." "What?" Edo-Natsu asked turning to you. He then widen his eyes and gasped seeing how you completely striped off your sleep tee. "KARDASHIA!" He said shocked. You slowly approached him. "Take off your clothed Natsu!" You say sternly. Edo-Natsu slowly backed away. "No! No please! I don't wanna have sex!" Edo-Natsu cried. You had him pinned to the ground. He's reamed in horror. "I love you Natsu..." You said seductively. You then howl. "KARDASHIAAAAAAA!" NEdo-atsu cried.
That's when you heard the sound of your window open. "Hey Kardashia I'm staying here the night...deal" You then heard a gasp and turned to see Edo-Lucy with a look of disgust on her face. "LUCY!" You and Natsu cried. Lucy growled angrily. "I can explain..." You said.
You automatically came up with a good lie. Although it didn't stop Edo-Lucy from beating you and Edo-Natsu up. She declared her hate for you and left. You and Edo-Natsu layed on the ground soar from the injuries. "Natsu...are you OK?" You ask. "Kardashia...Your...crazy..." Edo-Natsu sighed. "But you still love me right?" You asked. "...Yeah..." Edo-Natsu said. You smile at that.
Those were the days between you and your boyfriend. But on this one day Edo-Natsu randomly calls you out from your mansion to ride with him in his car...
"There you are...I've been waiting for you!" Edo-Natsu said. You closed the door and he began to drive. "Hey! Where are we going?" You asked. "Heh! Nowhere!" Edo-Natsu laughed. You looked at him confused. "Are we gonna have a root then?" "We'll see..." Edo-Natsu said. You glare at him. "OK seriously...what is it?" "Look in the glove compartment. I got you a present!" Edo-Natsu said. "...OK..."You said. You open the glove compartment and take out a black velvet box. You raise your eyebrow in confusion. "You gonna open it or what?" Edo-Natsu asked. You sigh and open the box seeing an orange pearl with a gold music note diamond on top. "Ooh! A pearl?" You asked.
"A ring!" Edo-Natsu corrected. "Ring? Hold on.." You said. You pull the pearl out the box seeing a ring attached. "It is a ring!" You said happily as you slip it on your finger. The ring glowed orange and fire erupted from the inside in the shapes of music notes. "Ooh..."You admired. Edo-Natsu smiled. "I thought you might like it. I mean it represents us after all" You smiled. "A Musical Fireball huh? I love it! Thank you Natsu!" "My pleasure!" Edo-Natsu said.
"You know...It's kind of odd how you would give me a nice ring out no where so..." You began. "So what?" Edo-Natsu asked. "So what's the occasion?" You asked smirking. Edo-Natsu said nothing for awhile and just stared at the road. "Well?" You asked. Edo-Natsu immediately came to automatic stop, swerving the car. This shook you as you widen your eyes. "What the hell are you trying to do to me?! Are you crazy?!" You cried. Edo-Natsu closed his eyes smirking. "I've come to realize that maybe having a crazy person in my life isn't so bad after all...running away from fans and having sex drives with you has been the biggest thrill ride of my life. And now I think I want more..." He began. Your eyes began to water up. "Natsu...?"
He smirked at you coolly and then pulls to his lap. "So what do you say Kardashia? You wanna live and ride for the rest of your life with me?" You look at him confused. "Well yeah I guess..." "Heh! Alright then...consider yourself engaged!" Edo-Natsu said with wink. You slowly widen your eyes. "En...engaged?!" Edo-Natsu laughed as he layed back on his seat. You looked at your huge ring and then at Edo-Natsu who you realized just proposed to you. "You mean...we're getting married?!" Edo-Natsu leaned close to you and grabbed your chin. "Yep..." He then gives you a soft kiss on the lips and then pulls away smirking at you. "...Happy Honey?"
Tears left your eyes at his words and you began to cry loudly. "C'mon baby relax!" Edo-Natsu said smirking. You glare at him. "RELAX?! HOW CAN I RELAX?! WERE GETTING MARRIED!" You shout as you slightly punch his arm. Edo-Natsu chuckles at that. "I'M JUST SO HAPPY! I'M GETTING MARRIED!" You cried. "I need to relax but I just can't!" "I can help with that..." Edo-Natsu said as he unzipped his jacket and started the vehicle. You wrap your arms around his neck to hold tight. "...How about a Sex Drive?" He asked grinning. You smiled as more tears leave your eyes and nodded. Edo-Natsu snickered and then pulled you into a kiss as he drove. He removed your clothes one by one and wiped away your tears but more kept falling. Although you didn't care. You were about to have it with your manager...I mean Fireball...I mean your new finance: Natsu Dragion!
End of Flashback!
Kitsuna's POV:
You were stunned when Kardashia finished her story. She then showed you each the musical fireball engagement ring that rested on her ring finger. The ring glowed inside showing fiery music notes. "Very exquisite!" Carla said. "Aye!" Happy said. "Wow! So you both are getting married huh? That's so wonderful! I'm happy for you both!" Wendy said happily. Kardashia smiled. "Thanks..." You on the other hand were blushing so hard that you felt blood rise up to your head. You looked down at your Natsu whose face was still between your breasts as he suffered motion sickness. You and him...Well the Edolas version of you were getting married! You didn't know whether to be in awe or to be scared.
"You and Natsu huh? That's pretty crazy!" Lucy said. "So I guess this will make Kardashia Keri: Kardashia Dragion!" Happy said. Kardashia slowly raised her eyebrow looking at Happy and then at Edo-Natsu suspiciously. "...Hmm..." Edo-Natsu looked down at her. "What's the matter?" Kardashia slightly glared at him. "I don't like that at all..." She said. "Like what?" Edo-Natsu asked. "YOUR surname! 'Dragion'! It starts with 'D!'" Kardashia said sternly. "So what?" Edo-Natsu asked a bit coldly. "SO! That's a problem for ME!" Kardashia said sternly. Edo-Natsu narrowed his eyes. "I really don't get you sometimes. What's your-?" "-No no NO! Your gonna listen to me!" Kardashia interrupted. "My first name starts with 'K' and my last name starts and always WILL start with 'K!' When we are married...my name will be Kardashia KERI-Dragion!" She said.
Edo-Natsu raised an eyebrow. "Your keeping your maiden name?" "YES! I am! I gotta keep the 'K's going!" Kardashia said. "Huh?" You asked confused. "Where exactly are you going with this?" Edo-Natsu asked. "I mean...when we have our own little ankle biters...their names will start with 'K' too!" Kardashia said smiling. Edo-Natsu widen his eyes. "WHA?!" Kardashia gave him a ^^ smile as she nodded. "Mmhm! And the same will go for our children's children! Who's name will also start with 'K!'" "Who said we're having kids anytime soon?" Edo-Natsu asked annoyed. "I DID!" Kardashia said quickly. "And afterwards...we'll have our own reality show...Keeping Up With The Keri's!" She said happily as her amber eyes anime sparkled. Edo-Natsu shook his head. "You're moving way too fast!"
Kardashia glared at him. "What do you mean 'TOO FAST?!' This coming from a whacker breaking the Edolas speed limit everyday!" Edo-Natsu glared back. "Since when do you care?!" "I DO care! Because if the Royal Army blokes stop us I'm going to be thrown in jail and it will be put all over in magazines and my career is ruined!" Kardashia cried. "Too bad!" Edo-Natsu chuckled. Kardashia looked at him crazy. "TOO BAD?! Wait! Are you laughing?! You think this some dag?!" "Is that all you care about? Your career? It seems like our relationship is all about you managing your celebrity life!" Edo-Natsu said angrily. "That is NOT true Natsu! You take that comment BACK! RIGHT NOW!" Kardashia yelled. Edo-Natsu smirked. "Why? You mad?" Kardashia reddens as she growls in anger. "I was right babe! You really are a spoiled princess!" Edo-Natsu laughed. "YOU BITCH!" Kardashia shouted.
Kardashia then barred her wolf claws and scratched Edo-Natsu's cheek. You each gasped as you widen your eyes. "Shit just got real..." Fuse said amused. "ARE YOU CRAZY!? I'M DRIVING HERE!" Edo-Natsu shouted. "I DON'T GIVE A DAMN IF WE CRASH INTO ANYTHING!" Kardashia yelled. SLAP! Edo-Natsu widen his eyes in disbelief and glared at her. "I think I'll have to call off the engagement..." "WHAT?!" Kardashia cried. "Hey! You didn't need to go that far Natsu!" Lucy said sadly. You saw a small tear leave Kardashia eye. "FINE! YOUR FIRED AS MY MANAGER! I HATE YOU!" "Then get out of the car then!" Edo-Natsu said coldly. "Hey! Wait a sec! Don't you two love each other?" You asked. Kardashia continued to glare at Edo-Natsu. She instantly used her wolf instincts to scratch him and his flame jacket.
"Hey! Stop fighting!" Lucy cried. "You guys love each other!" Happy said. "Please!" Wendy added. "Just look away child..." Carla said. You sadden at the sight seeing Edolas you and Edolas Natsu fight it out in the car with Kardashia pulling on Natsu's hair while Edo-Natsu tried holding her down. The car began to swerve on the rode. "WE'RE GOING TO CRASH!" Lucy cried. You closed your eyes bracing for the impact seeing how you all were about to hit a boulder in the middle of the desert.
"...ARE YOU GUYS SERIOUS?!" Lucy cried. "Huh?" You opened your eyes and to your confusion as well as everyone else see Edolas you and Edolas Natsu making out with each other as he drove. They both moaned loudly. You blushed at the scene setting your lips in contact with Natsu's and stared intently. "Um...I'm confused..." Wendy said sweatdropping. "Aye..." Happy said. "Weren't those two fighting just a second ago?" Fuse asked. Kardashia and Edo-Natsu pulled away smiling at each other.
"Hey...sorry about what I said back there gorgeous..." Edo-Natsu said. Kardashia giggled. "I'm sorry too!" With that she pecked Natsu's lips softly and pulled away. "So...can I still be your manager?" Edo-Natsu asked. "Only if we can still get married!" Kardashia said smirking. "Whatever you say Mrs. Keri-Dragion..." Edo-Natsu said seductively. This made Kardashia giggle cutely before going back to make out with Edo-Natsu as they drove. You blushed hearing the kissing sound they made and looked down at your motion sick Natsu and licked your lips desiring to kiss him. Lucy, Wendy and Happy looked uncomfortable. "Wendy! I said look away child! Look away!" Carla cried. "Sorry Carla..." Wendy said.
Edolas you and Edolas Natsu pulled away. Kardashia then leaned against Edo-Natsu's chest as he stroked her back. You saw Kardashia nibble a bit on Edo-Natsu's neck and kissing in between. Edo-Natsu raised an eyebrow. "What are you doing?" "I want you Natsu..." Kardashia said between kisses. Wendy blushed as she turned away. "Now?! In the car?! There are people here!" Edo-Natsu exclaimed. "There's no stopping me...I won't hold back..." Kardashia said huskily as she began to nibble hard on Edo-Natsu's ear. You blushed knowing where this was going and just stared. Edo-Natsu looked at his engine seeing the low energy and sighed. "Damn you Kardashia..."
Instantly Edo-Natsu stepped hard on one of the gas pedal making a swerve and sudden stop. This made you all shake as Lucy nearly pressed her head against the windshield. Lucy glared at Edo-Natsu who was being covered with kisses provided by Kardashia. "Are you trying to make me kiss the dashboard!?" Lucy asked angrily. "Maybe he is! Now quiet!" Kardashia yelled before going back to kissing Edo-Natsu' s face. "HEY!" Lucy cried. Edo-Natsu sighed. "Wow you people sure are ignorant!"
"So...uh...why'd you stop the car?" You asked. "...Since magic power is a limited resource that means things like magic fuel are equally limited...It's nearly impossible to get a hold of..." Edo-Natsu said. "Why not get Kardashia to power up with her beautiful voice?" Fuse asked. A look of realization spreads on Edo-Natsu's face. He then turned Kardashia who let out a fake yawn. Edo-Natsu nodded at that knowing what she meant and turned to you all. "See that? The lady's tired...I would feel horrible if I had to drain her energy to fill up my ride..." "Aww! Natsu! You really do care!" Kardashia said hugging Edo-Natsu.
"So what does this mean!?" Lucy cried. "...Long story short I can't really afford to take you any further...SO GET OUT!" Edo-Natsu said coldly. This shocked each of you. "Damn he serious!" You said smirking. Edo-Natsu turned back to look at you all. "If I keep burning through magic fuel we won't be able to make it back to the guild. Thanks to the Fairy Hunter they had to change location again recently..." Edo-Natsu explained. Kardashia frowned sadly. "Because of her I had to hold back my tour...my poor fans all over in Edolas are in tears!" "It'll be alright..." Edo-Natsu said pulling her close. "Mmhm..." Kardashia said hugging him. You felt your lap cool down and as if less weight was upon it. "HUH?! Natsu!?" You asked looking around for him.
"Hello solid ground...!" You heard. You widen your eyes seeing your Natsu already out the car. "...I'VE COME BACK TO LIFE!" He cheered. Edo-Natsu smiled. "I'll hand this to your me...he knows when it's time to pick up and move on!" Your Natsu smiled back at him. "Well then...bye bye then...have a nice wedding!" You said as you get out of the car. "Oh thank you...non celebrity me!" Kardashia said happily as she waved at you. You glared at her for a moment and shook your head sighing before walking over to your Natsu.
You saw Kardashia glare at the remaining humans and exceeds in the car. "Did you blokes not hear what he said?! LEAVE!" She said sternly. "Now then...GET OUT!" Edo-Natsu said as he and Kardashia toss everyone out the car. Kardashia smirked in triumph and buried her face in his neck giggling cutely. "If you wanna take on the Kingdom then we won't stop ya! Just don't go dragging our Fairy Tail into it!" Edo-Natsu said. Kardashia glared at each of you. "That's right! You Earthland low lives better leave our guildmates alone! Especially my best mate Lisanna!" You glared back. "LOW LIVES!? Kla fi fi no ja glanda maka fu nohala bananja Fenie!"You said angrily. (Me: 'At least I don't come from an uncivilized Kingdom of savages who copy the Fenie language!') "Wait...I'm best friends with Lisanna in this world!?" You asked shocked.
Edo-Natsu then looked at the rode. "I only helped you because of Lucy..." This made Kardashia roll her eyes. Edo-Natsu then took a moment to glance over at your Lucy. "Not you our Lucy! I can never turn her down when she asks for something..." "Heh...so you'd do just about ANYTHING for her huh?" Kardashia asked bluntly. Edo-Natsu narrowed his eyes at her. "Will you quit being so jealous? I'm getting married to you aren't I?" He asked. Kardashia leaned away from him glaring. "JEALOUS!? I am NOT jealous! Don't you dare say that!" Edo-Natsu rolled his eyes. "Whatever..." He then turned to you all.
"I don't want anything else to do with ya! For me..." He then turned to Kardashia and pulled her close to him by the waist making her moan slightly. "...Our Sex Drive is all that matters..." He said deeply. Kardashia grinned. "Ooh...you wanna root?" Edo-Natsu smirked. "It's what you wanted isn't it? It's the main reason why I really stopped the car. I'm all yours now..." Edo-Natsu said seductively. Kardashia giggles. "Well now...that's music to my ears..." Kardashia then pressed one hand against Edo-Natsu's chest. "OK but this time..." She then strips off her golden hoodie revealing the rest of her skin. "...Let me do all the work on you..." An amused grin spreads on Edo-Natsu's face. "Well alright!"
Instantly the two of them began to make out with each other and you watched in awe how the YOU of Edolas slowly unzipped Edo-Natsu's leather jacket revealing his chest. "YOUR DOING IT NOW!?" Lucy asked. "OH MY GOSH!" Wendy cried as she blushed. Carla widen her eyes seeing Edo-Natsu unzip Kardashia's bandeau top revealing a bit of her breasts. "Look away child! Look away!" "Eek!" Wendy cried as she turned away. You continued to stare seeing YOUR body pressing against Natsu's body in awe. You thought to yourself. 'So this is how it would look...if Natsu and I are doing it...am I really GONNA watch?' You thought blushing.
You then stop blushing seeing that the door of the car was now shut concealing the sex loving couple. A look of disappointment spreads on your face as you slightly gasp. "You mean you wanted to see all that?" Fuse asked grinning. You blush and glare back. "NO WAY!" The sounds of moaning and kissing were then heard as you each saw the car jump a bit. "THEY'RE DISGUSTING! DON'T THEY KNOW THAT THERE'S A KID AROUND?!" Lucy cried.
You each then look seeing Natsu stomp his way to the car. You widen your eyes. "Natsu!? What are you doing!?" "They're doing it in the car Natsu!" Lucy cried. Wendy shrieked at the thought of that and closed her ears. "Poor girl didn't even got puberty yet..." Fuse said shaking his head. "Aye..." Happy said. Natsu's hand then went to the handle bar. "Natsu! Don't open that-" You were interrupted when Natsu opened the car door revealing Edolas you and Edolas Natsu going at it in the seat. Kardashia whose tongue explored Edo-Natsu's mouth while she moaned. Her topless figure perfectly matched Edo-Natsu's bare abs that was visible under his jacket. His hands who were making their way down Kardashia's hips and slidding down her shorts revealing a bit of her red panties.
"Oh...my...God..." You muttered in surprise. Although Natsu didn't seem off guard or turned off at the scene. He gripped the car shaking it. "HEY!" Edo-Natsu pulled away from Kardashia and glared at him. "Hm?" Kardashia widen her eyes gasping. "HEY! GET OUT OF HERE!" She then made an effort to cover her bare breasts. "Hey man not cool!" Edo-Natsu said angrily. "I'm a celebrity! You can't walk in on my like this!" Kardashia cried. "Get out of the car..." Natsu muttered. "What?" Kardashia asked. Instantly Natsu grabbed Kardashia by the collar of her jacket and pulled her out of the vehicle and threw her to the ground slightly. "Ah!"
You looked down at Kardashia seeing her completely bent over. Her shorts rested on her thighs since they were half pulled down and you saw a bit of her red thong that stuck out. "Hey! We even wear the same type of underwear! We really are alike!" You said happily. Kardashia let out a whimper. Edo-Natsu glared at his Earth Land counterpart. "What's the big idea touching MY girl?!" Your Natsu then grabbed Edo-Natsu by his jacket and began to pull him out of the car. "I wanna talk to you for a second!" Natsu said. "No! YOU GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME RIGHT NOW!" Edo-Natsu cried. "Sorry but I gotta have a little heart to heart with myself!" Natsu said angrily as he dragged Edo-Natsu across the ground. "Hey! Leave him alone!" Kardashia cried sadly. "WILL YOU CUT IT OUT?! LET GO OF ME! NO! I CAN'T GET OUT OF THE CAR!" Edo-Natsu cried.
Natsu then firmly set Edo-Natsu to the ground. "Now tell me...why is it you don't get car sick!?" "Really Natsu!?" You asked shaking your head. Kardashia sighed and picked up her sparkly bandeau top and zipped it up fastening it around her breasts and then placed her gold hoodie over it. She slowly then got up and pulled up her shorts and zipped them covering her panties. You all then heard the sound of sobbing. "Darling?" Kardashia asked sadly. "Darling?" You asked confused hearing how your mature counterpart would call him such a name. She now had a sweethearted tone to her Australian accent which sounded a little bit inbetween English and Australian. Edo-Natsu looked at her seeing tears in his eyes. "Kardashia!" He cried bringing his arms out. "Awww... Sweetheart!" Kardashia said sadly. She then ran over to him and brought him into a hug as Edo-Natsu continued to sob. You each look at them crazy. "HUH!?"
R&R! Sorry it was long! But it was good right? Tell me what you think! BYE!
