Enough talking! More reading! And sorry anons and Guests! I'll have to catch you next Chapter on the replys! I wanted to get this Chapter out as fast as possible! Sorry!

TheChippedCup gets all the Credit for Rule #227 with Ironhide getting into a little hissy fit over some water.

supergirlprime gets all the Credit for Rules #228 and 232 with one educational children's show causing some chaos along with some blonde gods.

Trapezoidal gets all the Credit for Rule #229 with dream causing one 'Bot to really question the sanity of all humans.

Kavzi gets all the Credit for Rule #230 with human cells not really being exciting at all.

Sesshykiss13 gets all the Credit for Rule #231 with one little green alien and friend really not being a good idea to quote.

Dislaimer:

Ratchet: *storms in to see me sprawled out on the floor* What in the Pit are you doing?! You have work you should be getting done! Just look at this list of things that you need to finish! You haven't even started on some of them! Wait till I tell-!

Me: *groans* Ratchet! Shut up!

Ratchet: Shut up? Who are you to tell me to shut up!? That's it! I've had it up to here with your actions! I'm getting Optimus! Maybe he can straighten you out! *starts to storm out*

Me: Oh no you don't.

Ratchet: Are you going to stop me? I'd like to see you try.

Me: *smirks and nods* Thanksgiving.

Ratchet: *skids to a stop, pauses, then glitches*

Me: Unhealthy holidays. Get 'em every time. Now sleep. I don't own the Transformers. Not very good pillows…

227. No Aquariums.

(Educational Field Trip Time!)

(The original trip was to the zoo, but it didn't end well...)

(Apparently Ironhide doesn't like monkey poop thrown at him.)

(Taking that into account along with the fact that A: Ironhide couldn't break through aquarium glass or he'd be in serious trouble, and B: Annabelle wouldn't have to be taken away when the animals, a.k.a. rhinos, start playing a nice game of 'leap frog' I figured that the aquarium would be a safer trip.)

(As for the rhino thing…let's just say that it got extremely awkward at the zoo...)

(Gathering Leo, Sam, Bumblebee and Ironhide's holoforms, and the rest of the gang together, we all headed out to the aquarium.)

(Ironhide had a bit of a frightening interest in the sharks and piranhas, Bumblebee was totally into the dolphins, Optimus was looking at the orcas, and Ratchet just seemed annoyed with it all.)

(Sam, Leo, and I were poking at the jellyfish.)

(We were all having a great time, except for Ratchet, and I thought this was going to be one of those moments where we could all say at the end of the day that it was an amazing trip.

(You know... real milestones, team bonding and all that.)

(Of course, the Universe just has to crush my dreams.)

(We were at the dolphin show that Bumblebee had insisted we go to when it happened.)

(Ironhide just had to do something stupid crazy.)

(The dolphins had simply been doing tricks when one of them splashed water all over Ironhide's holoform.)

(He was completely drenched, and the dolphin made these clicks and noises that really resembled laughter. I would have been surprised if it wasn't laughing, 'cause it was pretty funny to watch 'Hide.)

(His face turned red with anger and, knowing the mammal had been laughing at him, went up to the tank, pushed the trainers off the ladder on the edge, and dived in.)

(He wrestled. Underwater. With a dolphin.)

(And I caught it all on tape.)

(Security came and managed to get Ironhide out after about thirty minutes of him trying to kill the poor creature.)

(We were all thrown out, having officially been banned from the aquarium.)

(Well Whoopti-doo.)

228. The Magic School Bus is not a Cybertronian.

(Even though the 'Bots have been on Earth for quite some time, they still don't know that much about Earth and how it works.)

(They only bothered to download really important information like the English language and how to avoid accidentally stepping on humans.)

(They didn't bother with stuff like gravity or how to turn a cucumber into a pickle.)

(Wheeljack is the only one who actually went and downloaded all that information, but he's not a really good teacher so I had to find another way to educate the 'Bots.)

(Educational Magic School Bus videos FTW!)

(There's something for everyone in those videos! And little Annabelle can watch them with her mother hen of a guardian.)

(But before I could even get the movie started…the 'Bots were already flipping out. They had seen the Bus.)

(They thought he was a Cybertronian and wouldn't even pay attention to anything that the teacher or students were saying until I convinced them otherwise.)

(The fact that the Bus can transform into different things like planes and blimps really doesn't help my case…)

229. Keep your dreams to yourself.

(No really. The 'Bots have no interest in what your recent dream was seeing as they can't have them themselves.)

(If you keep rambling on about them…some 'Bots might try to have you committed.)

(Prowl is one of those mechs.)

(Mikaela and I were just eating lunch, talking about random things and all that, when the conversation we were having turned towards our recent dreams.)

(My recent dream was all about vegetables coming to life and ganging up with zombie squirrels to take over supermarkets all over the world.)

(The sentient veggies wanted to rescue their brethren while the zombie squirrels just wanted the nut aisle.)

(The only problem was that every time a zombie squirrel ate a nut, the nut just fell out of a huge hole in the zombie's stomach.)

(I really have to lay off the Mountain Dew before bed.)

(Mikaela was impressed and totally wigged out by my freaky dream and just sat there, listening when Prowl decided to walk in.)

(He hadn't heard my whole explanation of my dream, just the end bits, but it was enough to make him glitch a bit and drag me off to see Ratchet.)

(Apparently to Prowl, this is just another bullet on his 'Why-Humans-Are-Disturbing' list.)

(Now I'm stuck here in the Med Bay with Ratchet while he gives my brain a couple thousand medical scans.)

230. Human cells do not resemble Osmosis Jones.

(Nor do the diseases and viruses resemble Thrax.)

(I had to bring out another Magic School Bus video to teach the 'Bots about human blood cells, white blood cells, and the whole sha-bang.)

(Ratchet was pleased, but the other 'Bots just looked disappointed.)

(I think some of them really wanted to try out the new shrinking ray that Wheeljack is now inventing.)

(Did I mention that Wheeljack is only inventing this shrinking ray because of the movie?)

(He plans on traveling inside of a human being with some other 'Bots at a microscopic level to defeat villains like Thrax.)

(I don't know about anyone else, but I'm not letting any 'Bot near me with a shrink ray. They can scout out someone else to be their guinea pig!)

(Knowing them, they would totally screw something up inside my body, or Primus forbid, the effects of the shrink ray could wear off while they were still inside of me!)

(Wouldn't that be a mess?)

231. Invader Zim is not a positive role model.

(I disagree wholeheartedly.)

(Gir and Zim are the best role models.)

"I'm gonna sing the Doom song now."

(Note To Self: When bored…never sing this song.)

(We were all in another 'important' meeting with Morshower was up front, talking about who knows what, while Sam and I sat in the back, bored out of our skulls.)

(So what do we do to amuse ourselves? We sing the Doom song.)

(Quietly at first, then louder and louder until we were practically screaming it.)

(Everyone else in the meeting was just staring and/or glaring at us at this point.)

"I am government man, come from the government. The government has sent me."

(Galloway really doesn't like it when you mock him.)

(But this isn't mocking…I'm merely telling the truth.)

(But I guess dressing up like Galloway, briefcase and all, and saying this quote in a nerdy voice is considered mocking…)

(It was still funny as the Pit.)

"Awww... I wanted to explode."

(Yet another demonstration of one of Wheeljack's new inventions.)

(Expecting this experiment to end up like all the others, I had brought my video camera and a pair of sunglasses.)

(Only…This experiment actually worked.)

(Man! I was really looking forward to another epic explosion!)

(No offense to Wheeljack or anything…)

232. If you want another drink, just ask.

(Well…I'm mostly to blame for this one…)

(Way back when the Avengers movie was just coming out on DVD, I was trying to get the 'Bots as excited about it as I was.)

(This included showing them all the Marvel movies that led up to the Avengers movie and spewing fun facts about all of them.)

(That includes Thor.)

(Since there were a lot of monsters and fighting in this one, it goes to show that this one was one of the 'Bots favorite Avengers movies.)

(They liked how tough Thor was and how he didn't take crap from anybody.)

(Soon enough, they started comparing Thor to Optimus and Loki to Megatron.)

(Megatron did already have the cape thing going on, but I personally couldn't see him with horns on his helm.)

(Some 'Bots even started acting like the characters in Thor.)

(Take Ironhide for example.)

(Yesterday, during his Energon break, he had finished his first cube pretty quickly.)

(Instead of just getting up and grabbing another Cube, Ironhide picked up his empty one and threw it down on the ground, shouting…)

"This Energon…I like it…ANOTHER!"

(Ratchet was not amused.)


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