Blaze: yay! New chapter

Darth: it's about time

Blaze: oh shut up

Insane Luke: what's up?

Blaze: nothing, what's up with you?

Insane Luke: just trying to escape those purple bees

Blaze: (looks at bees) those are silver b…oh never mind, I forgot you were colorblind

Insane Luke: (dryly) thanks

Blaze: here's chapter 45 and I hope that you like it, reviews are once again most appreciated

Disclaimer- see previous chapter, that disclaimer goes for the rest of the story

Chapter 45

The Idiots Strike Back Pt 2

Inside Blaze's Labyrinth/Closet…

Morzan narrowed his eyes. "God, how the hell do you find a way out of this godforsaken place?" he exclaimed so loudly that his voice echoed all over the place. Let's hope those sphinxes, dragons, krakens, chimeras, and griffins in there don't find him.

"Crap, I didn't think there were sphinxes in here as well," Morzan growled walking down another hallway in the labyrinth.

A kraken appeared quite suddenly before him.

"Ahhh!" Morzan screamed turning around and running in the opposite direction only to fall waist deep in a pool of chocolate-vanilla pudding.

"Ah great, oh well, at least I get to eat my way out of this mess," Morzan said starting to eat. He wasn't even going to bother asking why Blaze had a pool of pudding in her closet; he was still shocked about the mythological creatures that he found as it was.


The Executor, Above Coruscant…

Blaze was hyper; that isn't anything new when it comes to the candyaholic authoress who just loved to buy loads of candy and then eat it until she was all hyped out, which wasn't often. Her hyperness, however, made her oblivious to everything around her so it basically fell to Anakin to keep everyone in line.

This wasn't easy, considering he was the one that got them out of line to begin with. Well, not entirely out of line but hey, I'm the master of exaggerating.

"Sure you are," Nemesis muttered hearing the stranger's statement.

"He kind of is," Blaze said.

"Yeah, he is," Wolf agreed.

Was that an insult? I think that was an insult.

"It wasn't an insult, don't worry about it," Rose said.

"Or was it?" Nemesis, Wolf and Blaze said at the same time, smiling mischievously.

Oh God, the Trio of Randomness are being mischievous, great.

"Trio of Randomness? I like that," Blaze said.

"So do I," Wolf agreed.

"Me too," Nemesis said.

"What about me?" Rose asked.

Um, I don't know how to add a fourth person to that so oh well.

"Thanks," Rose muttered a bit dryly.

"I want some ice cream," Insane Luke cried suddenly.

"Here you like go, Luke," Arya said handing Luke some ice cream.

"Yay!" Luke cried happily eating the ice cream.

"Don't eat that so fast, Son, or you'll give yourself a bellyache," Anakin pointed out.

"Oh shut up."

"Look, purple bees!"

"Ahhh!" Luke shouted grabbing his ice cream and running quickly away as a swarm of purple bees chased after him.

"That like was not nice," Arya protested chasing after Luke while Anakin collapsed on the ground in laughter.

"Gee and Blaze and that strange guy no one knows chose you to lead us," Obi-Wan muttered.

"Idiot," Eragon's Ghost growled.

"What's got you in such a bad mood?" Murtagh asked from where he was eating a pixie stick.

"I'm still a ghost, that damn idiot Blaze won't turn me back into a human," Eragon's Ghost exclaimed.

"Who called me a damn idiot?" Blaze demanded as she was suddenly made aware of everything around her and she lifted a flaming machete into the air.

Everyone pointed to Eragon's Ghost and Blaze pressed a button on her remote. Eragon reappeared alive only to be killed again by Blaze's flaming machete, blasted with her newly modeled chocolate laser and sliced in half by her silver lightsaber.

"Thanks a lot, Brother," Eragon's Ghost growled angrily.

"What did I do?" Murtagh protested.

Eragon's Ghost snorted before looking away.

"Why is Eragon's Ghost like such a like idiot?" Arya asked.

"There's no telling with him, dawg," Orizzle who had appeared out of nowhere replied.

"Stop appearing out of nowhere, you're going to give me a heart attack," Gandalf, who hasn't spoken at all since this part of the story began, protested.

"You're weird," Frodo muttered.

"You think? I could have told you that," Aragorn replied.

Poseidon popped up suddenly with Annabeth and Percy just behind them. "What's up?" the Sea God asked.

"STOP DOING THAT!" Gandalf yelled angrily.

"Nah."

Gandalf growled in anger.

Suddenly the lights in the Executor went out and when they came back on, the bridge was filled with orcs, the four remaining Ringwraiths, and a bunch of Stormtroopers. In the middle of it all, dressed in a black robe with her hair in braids at the back of her head and her green-yellow eyes narrowed was Darth Dilectia.

"Who the hell is that?" Obi-Wan exclaimed.

"Gee, where have you been for the last chapter in a half?" Blaze muttered.

Dilectia laughed scornfully. "Hello Blaze," she greeted her.

"Dilectia," Blaze said coolly.

"Whatever happened to that strange guy no one knows?"

I'm still here, stupid.

"Don't you dare call me stupid, idiot!" Dilectia yelled.

I dare because I want to, what are you going to do about…HOT! Hey, that's unfair, who said you could use volcanoes?

"Gee, why is it that Sith and Narrators are always arguing?" Rose asked.

"There's no telling with them, especially since the strange guy know one knows is the narrator," Wolf said.

"True that," Nemesis agreed.

I'm still here you know.

"Duh, we know that," Nemesis said.

"That strange guy no one knows is weird," Rose said.

Thank you.

Rose sighed. "But I agree with the stranger, I thought Blaze was the only one who could use volcanoes," she said.

Dilectia laughed scornfully. "Sidious said I could," he replied.

"You mean Sissyface?" Anakin asked.

"Oh shut up, Skywalker," Dilectia snapped igniting her magenta blade and leaping at Anakin who instantly ignited his blue lightsaber and blocked the blow.

At that instant, the entire bridge of the Executor exploded into battle.


The Labyrinth/Closet…

"Do you have any aces?" Morzan asked looking across the candy table that lay in the center of a crossroads in the labyrinth that Blaze calls a closet.

"Go fish," the Kraken said.

Morzan scowled before picking up a card from the pile. When he saw he had another two, he smiled before putting the pair face down on the table. The kraken glanced at him.

"Do you have any queens?" he asked.

"Dang," Morzan growled handing over the two queens he had and the kraken laughed before taking the queens and placing them, along with his queen, face down on the table.

"Do you have any twos?" the kraken asked.

Morzan smiled. "Go fish," he replied.

The kraken growled angrily before drawing a card from the pile and Morzan glanced down at the three cards in his hands; an ace, a three, and a king. "Do you have any kings?" he asked.

"Damn it," the kraken growled handing over three kings and Morzan laughed before putting the four kings face down on the table.

"Do you have any threes?" the former Dunderhead asked.

"Go fish," the kraken said smiling.

Morzan grumbled before drawing a card, it was an ace and he smiled before placing the pair of aces on the table.

"Do you have any sevens?" the kraken asked.

"Go fish," Morzan replied.

The kraken growled before drawing a card from the pile.

"What's going on here?" a griffin asked flying forward.

"The kraken and I are playing cards," Morzan replied.

"Why?"

Morzan shrugged. "I got bored with running from the kraken so I became friends with him instead," he replied.

"Oh that's cool," the griffin said landing on the ground before gazing at them with curiosity in his eyes. "I call winner."

"Sure thing," the kraken replied. "If this game ever ends that is."

"It will," Morzan replied. "Sooner or later but it will."

"Hopefully it's sooner and not later."


The Executor, Above Coruscant…

It was chaos on the bridge of the Executor, there was magic flying about, lightsabers whistling through the area and blasterfire causing computers and cappuccinos to be destroyed.

Wait a minute, cappuccinos are being destroyed? That does it, this means war!

Dilectia and Anakin were still battling back and forth with Blaze at Anakin's side, deflecting blows so swiftly that her arms were a blur. Her hyperness was certainly helping in the battle though it meant she kept getting distracted by the oddest of things.

"Ohh, shiny!" Blaze cried happily when she spotted a nickel on the ground and she ran forward before picking it up and putting it in her pocket.

"A little help here," Anakin called as he barely blocked a blow from Dilectia's magenta lightsaber.

Blaze leapt at Dilectia and quickly blocked the blow that the Sith had aimed at her. She ducked under the two blades that had crossed over her head before swinging her lightsaber at Dilectia's midsection but Dilectia leapt backwards.

"You'll never win," Dilectia sneered lowering her lightsaber before lashing out with the Force and Blaze was sent flying, crashing into Obi-Wan, Frodo, Percy, and Arya, flying straight through Eragon's Ghost and knocking the others down like bowling pins.

"Strike!" Dilectia shouted before she leapt at Anakin and the two of them disappeared in the chaotic battle that still whirled around them.

"She's an idiot," Wolf muttered.

"Yeah, she is," Nemesis agreed.

"I heard that!" Dilectia yelled.

"Duh," Wolf said.

"That's why we said it," Nemesis added.

Dilectia growled angrily and narrowly missed a blow aimed at Anakin's midsection.

"If you injure him, I'm going to toss you into a pit of lava," Wolf said.

"Please don't talk about lava." Anakin shuddered.

"Well, next time, don't jump!" Nemesis said.

"Yeah, wait a minute, next time?" Wolf echoed glancing at Nemesis with a raised eyebrow.

Nemesis shrugged. "It could happen again," she replied before she and Wolf leapt side by side by into the battle.

The stranger was fighting near the coffee machine, slicing anyone in half that came near him. "My cappuccino," he shouted as an orc came up behind him and he stabbed the orc before blasting another orc with the blaster he picked up randomly.

"What's with him and cappuccinos?' Ringwraith Two wondered as he was sliced in half by the stranger before Force pushed into a group of stormtroopers, sending them flying to the ground.

"Gee, and everyone says I'm oblivious to everything around me," Blaze grumbled getting to her feet and picking up her chocolate laser, of which she used to blaster three stormtroopers, two orcs, and another Ringwraith, bring the total count of Ringwraiths down from four to three.

Harry was issuing spells back and forth at the orcs that came at him while Gandalf performed some of his magical spells nearby.

Suddenly, the orcs got up and ran off while stormtroopers hitched a ride on a random speeder that had appeared out of nowhere and the three remaining Ringwraiths hurried after the survivors.

The battle was over.

Blaze frowned before gazing around as Obi-Wan, Percy, Frodo and Arya got to their feet and Eragon's Ghost, who was floating around nearby.

"Where's Anakin, Murtagh, Aragorn, and Poseidon?" she asked.

A moment later, Tigerstar, Hollyleaf, Feathertail and Ashfur came hurrying into the bridge. "Where have you four been?" Brom, who was standing nearby, wiping the sweat from his face, asked.

"Around," Hollyleaf meowed in reply. "I just wanted to tell you that Dilectia has Anakin, Murtagh, Aragorn and Poseidon."

"WHAT?" Blaze screeched.

"Calm down, Master Blaze," Rose said.

"And how the hell did she catch Poseidon? He's a GOD for crying out loud," Percy exclaimed.

"I haven't the slightest clue, we saw them carrying those four out of the Executor and we came immediately here."

"That's four of your five favorite characters, huh?" Obi-Wan asked.

Blaze growled angrily. "It is," she muttered.

"What now?" Tigerstar meowed.

Blaze smiled. "Now we go rescue them," she replied.

"But how? They are likely to be kept under guard."

"Duh, I know that, but I have a plan."

"Uh oh."


The Death Star, Above Coruscant…

Palpypienincompoop laughed scornfully. "Mwahahahaha," he said, his ugly face alit with joy. "And I'm NOT ugly!" he exclaimed glaring into thin air.

Gee, keep screaming at nothing like that and not only will you be ugly but you'll be mentally retarded as well.

"That's mean," Palpypie protested.

Duh, that's why I said it.

"What do you want, Palpypienincompoop Sissyface?" Anakin demanded from where he was hanging upside down by binders next to Murtagh, Poseidon, and Aragorn. No one could still figure out how the idiotic Dunderheads were able to get the Sea God Poseidon.

Poseidon snored softly before mumbling something that sounded vaguely like, "five more minutes please?"

Okay, I guess that explains it.

"You'll never get away with this," Murtagh said.

Galbycakes glanced at Murtagh before grabbing his candy pack and starting to go through it, picking out some candy and starting to eat it.

"THAT'S MINE!" Murtagh screamed angrily struggling against the binders that held him in place.

Voldymuffin snorted. "And yet they say we're idiots," he grumbled.

"You are idiots," Aragorn said.

"I am not an idiot," Sauron protested.

"Says the man who can't for the life of him find his damn One Ring."

Sauron scowled at that.

"Idiots," Kronbread muttered.

Durizzle walked into the room at that moment, followed closely by Dilectia. Dilectia glanced at Durizzle, shot him full of arrows before pushing him into the hole that lay beneath the prisoners.

"What did I do dawg?" Durzzle cried as he fell.

"I dunno, I just don't like you," Dilectia replied.

You don't like anyone.

"That's not true!"

Sure it is."

"I like Legolas."

Dude, we didn't need to know that.

"Not like that, idiot!"

Don't you dare call me an idiot, dunderhead.

"I'm not a dunderhead, stupid."

Yes, you are, dumbass.

"Pig brain."

Sleemo.

"Bastard."

Bantha poodoo.

"Idiot."

Repetitive retard. I take that back, that's an insult to the retards.

"That was uncalled for," Dilectia yelled.

So what? What are you going to do about… HOT! Stop throwing me into volcanoes or I'm going to get really pissed off.

"Oh yes, what can you do about it?" Dilectia snapped angrily.

"Lady Dilectia, stop arguing with the narrator," Palpypie ordered.

"Yes, Master." Dilectia grumbled a series of curses under her breath.

"Now then, what are we going to do with them?" Galbycakes asked gesturing toward the four prisoners.

"I can't say because the narrator will just go blab the plan to Blaze and the other Revolutionaries," Palpypie replied.

Drat.

"But I do have a plan…" Palpypie smiled, showing his ugly teeth, he really needed to go see a dentist. "And I DON'T need to go see a dentist."

Sure, just keep on telling yourself that and I'm sure sooner or later you'll believe it.

Palpypie scowled angrily.


a/n what do you think?

Blaze: that was part two

Darth: that's cool

Blaze: part three will come out as soon as I get the chance to type it up on the library's computer

Darth: that's cool

Blaze: so please review and I'll post chapter 46 as soon as I finish it which probably isn't anytime soon.