The limo drove off as I stood in front of Kyoya's mansion. You think that after staying here once, I would remember where it was. I have a bad memory okay! I took a deep breath as I took my first step forward. If everything goes smoothly, then I can get in and out. I don't trust his place… not one bit! I was wearing a long white shirt with baggy blue jeans; easiest way to explain it, I look like a thug. I scanned the area and no one was in sight. I had to skip school to come here, so Kyoya wouldn't know. Oh, how my revenge will be sweet!
Okay, I know what you all are wondering. How was the sleep over with the twins? It was pretty fun and I feel like we got closer! I lot closer… hehe! No, just joking. We just talked, played board games, ate so much ice cream I puked, and we ended up passing out in the floor. In fact we had such a blast every Saturday will be our night to spend the night in each others rooms! Now back to important matters.
I was facing the door, slowly raising my fist to knock on the large wood. After standing there like an idiot for 10 minutes, I opened the door all boss like! I peeked around the corner and didn't see anyone; not even a maid. Let's see… where could the main room be? Top floor or bottom? Such a large house! You know how long it took me to get used to the twin's mansion? Don't ask. I once got lost for literally a whole day, because I needed to find extra toilet paper; I ended up crapping in a bush and using the leaves!
I decided to look down first then go up, sounds awesome right? Only because I'm that smart! Mwhahaha Don't cry for my epicness. I went down the first hallway and noticed how nice Kyoya's mansion was. It was made mostly out of carpet and wall paper, but even that looked expensive. I tried a couple rooms, but ended up empty handed. However, I did end up in a very fancy bathroom full of perfumes and make-up! I may be no expert with the beauty world, but I am hot! And hot people can do anything!
"Why you look fantastic darling!" I said to myself as I sprayed myself with 'Tropical typhoon'. I scanned the counter area and picked up a stick of red lipstick, Time to bring out the big guns! I put it on slowly and sexy, smacking my lips with a smirk. Okay, it's not my shade of red, but I make it work! I put on some dark eyeliner and wiggled my eyebrows for effect. Who's ever make-up this is… I was so tempted to put the make-up in my bra and keep it, but I slammed it on the counter. I must not steal! I am better than that! Suddenly I heard someone open the bedroom door. Oh crap snaps! Where to hide!?
The bathroom door opened and a tall girl with long black hair walked in. She looked into the mirror to mess with her hair and I saw she had deep black eyes like Kyoya. She was wearing a green tank top with a white sweater, in her normal blue jeans… God look at that sweet perfect ass! No thoughts! Especially where I'm hiding… Oh no… I have to fart… I was hiding in the shower that was right behind the lady and now my tummy had to be a butt and make me have to fart! That rhymed haha… I think?
Don't do it butt! Oh sweet anus hole, I'll be your- a small fart noise escaped me and my face was instantly on fire. The lady's eyes widen as her gaze shifted from the mirror to the shower. I have to do something! But what can I do?! I'm totally exposed in a shower! The girl cautiously opened the shower door and I was there standing with a sexy smile.
"Why hello there my young fine piece of buttocks. I am the shower fairy and I am here to bring you complete and utter pleaser." I wiggled my eyebrows. She backed up into the counter and was about to scream until her expression changed from fear to confusion. Did I give her a heart attack or brain fart? She touched her lip with her finger as she looked me over. Okay now I'm the one uncomfortable… I rubbed my head as she finally jumped up in joy. Please don't rape me… my sweat innocence is for Tamaki!
"You must be Chiryoka!" She clapped with joy. Looks like I'm becoming popular with the ladies.
I popped my butt out, winking. "Why how do you know my name, gorgeous?"
"Kyoya." My happiness exploded and I felt my butt mentally deflate. Of course that devil would talk about me..! I stepped out of the shower as the lady came down from her enjoyment. Her hand popped out for me to shake and I took it hesitantly, "My name is Fuyumi! But I bet Kyoya has already talked about me." Now it's my turn to bust her bubble.
"Nope." I crossed my arms with a smirk.
She looked hurt as she gasped, "He hasn't… oh well! That's means we can get to know each other from the beginning!"
"Wait what…" She grabbed my arm with amazing force and dragged me away while I screamed rape!
We were outside in the garden surrounded by roses of many colors and little lilies that were here and there; the scent was strong and bugged my nose. So sweet… too much! I'm going to burn these flowers with my fire breath! We sat at a fancy plain white table under a cherry blossom tree; this place was beautiful though… She ordered tea for us to drink, but I told her I didn't like it, so instead she replaced it with juice. Once we were served with cakes and our drinks, we began to talk. I think I'm getting sick of cake…
"Kyoya was so cute when he was little! He used to be so attached to me… then again he still is! He tells me almost everything! And I must say you are a main topic." She smiled, "I almost forgot to tell you, I'm his older sister." I took a sip of my juice as I nodded with glory. I knew I was a main topic in his words, how could I not? I'm sexy, awesome, and pure on god!
"He calls you crazy-" I felt a boulder hit my brain hard. "Not very nice-" even more boulders… "Also he said you need help bad." I almost flew out of my chair with that one. Who cares! I don't need his options about me! I am Chiryoka! The super hot model of the company 'I don't exists!'
"Well he likes to say things like that a lot so I'm not worrying. He can shove it up his butt." I grunted, crossing my legs.
"You're so blunt! I love it! No wonder you two are dating." I could practically see hearts float around her.
"Whoa whoa hold on a minute. We're dating?! I mean… of course we are! He's so sweet sometimes." I lied with a sick smile. I found out more information then I thought I would! This day is turning out pretty well!
"He can be sweet; he even told me you two went to our secret spot! How was it? Did you two kiss?" She asked persistently, almost jumping out of her chair.
"Oh we made out!" I exclaimed, my hands in the air. I hate lying, but I must for more info!
"EEEEKKK! That's so cute! He speaks ill about you, but now I see its all lies. How could a sweet young girl like you be in a gang? I can't see it." She titled her head. He even told her about that! Oh this means war! Big fat war!
A sweat drop fell down my forehead as I laughed slightly, "That is funny…"
"However, I have a question," Her expression turned grave. "Are you after Tamaki as well? I don't like the fact you like him as well; my Kyoya doesn't need to have drama in his life."
"N-no! I'm not after Tamaki! He's to shy for me! Kyoya is the only one for me!" I defended. She instantly smile and took a polite bite into her crumpet cake. Wait a minute that cake looks familiar? I picked one up and examined it; sniffing it lightly. I took a small bite and I knew it! This was dollar cake you could by at the market!
"You like cheap food?" I asked.
"Why yes I do! Could you tell by the cakes?" I nodded and she simply gave me a calm smile. "Fancy food is nice and all, but sometimes something simple is best." This reminds me of a certain Host member… Tamaki and your cheap diet.
"I wanted to ask you, why did you come over when Kyoya is at school? You're not skipping are you?" She raised a mischievous eyebrow.
"Maybe I am." I challenged her.
"What about your grades?"
"I do homework."
"Wouldn't he miss you?"
"He has the members of the Host Club."
"What if I call him?"
"You win!" I jumped up. She smirked with victory and stuffed another cake down her throat. "You're mean…"
"No darling, I'm simply more intelligent."
"Smart my butt…" I whispered.
"I heard that."
"I'm sorry!" I shielded my body with my arms. She probably had some super power that would inviolate me in a second!
"Don't worry I won't hurt you, I couldn't hurt a fly." She blushed with a giggle, "Anyway, why are you here?" Could I really tell her? Can I trust her with my current and important mission!? If I tell her, she could die?!
I crossed my hands, taking a deep breath, and looking at her seriously. "I need to talk to Kyoya's father." She looked curious, taking a slow sip of her tea.
"You wish to speak with father? May I ask why?"
"Well… Kyoya hasn't been himself and it bugs me to no end! I was wondering if it was his father doing this to him. Tamaki has told me he is pretty harsh on him…" I said.
"Father may be hard on him, but it's only to make him a good man some day. It's cute to see you worried." She tilted her head with a laugh. My cheeks flushed at her comment and I looked away so I wouldn't have to look at her.
"Can I just see him already!?" Shouting from frustration. Fuyumi stood up elegantly and offered hand, I took it and she helped me up. She told a butler to clean up for us and she led me inside.
"He's not the friendliest type I'm afraid… But he has his moments and he is a great man." She stated, going up the stairs. So he is upstairs! I could have saved so much time..! I wonder if he really is as cold as she says. Nothing I can't crack right?! I bet he's no different from Kyoya. She led me to a big door, knocking it three times. "Please excuse him if he's rude to you."
"No problem! People love me so this should be easy!" I laughed, crossing my hands behind my back. She gave me a worried smile and we heard 'come in' from behind the door. Fuyumi opened the door for me and winked.
"Good luck." She whispered before calling out to her dad, "Kyoya's girlfriend is here to talk to you!" MY face became fire once more and I glared at her; she simply waved, closing the door. I stepped in and admired the large room; there was a huge window behind Kyoya's father's desk that looked out into the front yard. Did he possibly see me arrive? I hope not, because I walked straight into his house! If the police come, I'm not going down with out a fight!
All around the room was a calm grayish blue color and books littered the cabinets. His father's desk was neat, clean, and ready to use; it was like it was brand new. I shuffled my feet nervously as I waited for him to turn around in his huge seat. Did he hear her at all? Well he did answer… "Girlfriend?" His sudden deep voice spoke. I almost jumped out of my skin! He turned around in his chair and I now know why he should be feared.
You could feel the dominance radiating off him and like if you were to go against him, an army of super ninjas would pop up at your door and make you kneel in front of him for mercy. You could tell he was Kyoya's father from his facial features, but his hair was a dark grey and those famous dark black eyes stared at me with nothingness. He had a small beard and mustache that was properly combed; also he had glasses just like his son. After staring at me for what seemed like years he finally looked away with distaste. I'm offended!
"What is it you need? I'm very busy." He said. I swallowed my fear as I got my inner demon out! Like father like son right? Demons can speak with other demons! Must bring out gang leader Chiryoka! I slouched lazily as I took a step forward and smirked; he raised an eyebrow.
"My name if Chiryoka if you haven't heard of me-"
"On the contrary I know all about you." He said flatly. Ok then I have to bring out the big guns!
"Oh yea? Let's hear about it." I took a seat on the ground, Chris-cross.
"I know my son checked you into one of our hospitals, you're the leader of a gang, your Grandfather passed away not to long ago as well as your little friend-" now that one hurt…. "-You are now an orphan for you have no living relatives, your home currently is with the Hitachiin twins, and your birthday is coming up." Wow he is good! This could mean trouble for me… "Must I go on?"
"I see you know your stuff mister tough guy, but I am an impossible opponent and I will not-" I was instantly up and slamming my hands down on his desk; not even a flinch came from him. "Leave until I get what I want." He spinned around in his chair so he wouldn't have to face me.
"Hey! I was talking!" I growled.
"You sound serious even though you wear pig tails." He pointed out. I grabbed my pig tails, holding them close with a scowl.
"They're my babies…" I whispered.
"Continue." His order made me instantly stand up straight, but my bad girl personality was still in affect. I walked to the front of him with my hands crossed; looking at him dramatically with a gleam in my eyes caught his attention.
"Kyoya hasn't been himself lately and I believe you are at fault. Call off your order or I will cause problems."
"Why should I feel threatened of a little girl?" He rested his cheek on his knuckles.
"Because I can break him." I glared. Now I knew he was interest and even I could tell he had a hidden smirk.
"You can break him huh? Well there is no proof I am doing anything wrong with my son, he merely acts like he pleases. However, I will not tolerate his actions making a bad name for him." He rotated and pulled out a very expensive looking laptop out of his drawer. He opened up a bookmark and I leaned over him to look at the screen. Oh god… It was the party video sight of the Host members including myself and speaking of my awesomeness, he pulled up a video of me.
"Hey dude look! There's a girl on the roof!" The camera was shaky at first, but soon became steady. A brown headed teenager appeared, pointing at the roof.
"No man, that's Spike! She's gonna jump!" He cheered. A group of people gathered around as my wobbly figured pulled up my kimono as I yelled out who knows what. After a few minutes of that I finally took a step forward and leaped! Why am I not dead?! Is this all a dream!? However, my drunken body landed safely into the pool on a couple making out.
God I am a badass! Weak with alcohol, but still awesome. Kyoya's father glanced at me and I knew what he meant by giving his son a bad name… It was my fault and he knew it, that's why he doesn't like me. Hey, I wasn't even given a chance!
"Video's mean nothing." I snorted. He put his laptop back gently and stood up, making me move out of the way. He stood by the window, looking out into the front lawn. Was he some majestic guy or something? Who likes looking into the sun set for his perfect stead?
"You cause nothing, but trouble for my son and I will have no more of it. If he is to mess up one more time then I will strip him of the club and the company." He said. Company? That explains the big house and scary atmosphere. But I'm not that bad! It's his fault for coming after me and we didn't even go home together! This is why Kyoya's being a butt…
"I may not be the perfect girl for your son, but I am who I am. I will not let you control him as a puppet for I am here on a mission. I stand by my threat, leave him be or I'll break him." I growled calmly. He may not believe me, but for his sake and Kyoya's he better start.
"I'll make you a deal."
"I'm listening."
"If you can so call break my son away from my grasp, then I will leave him be for now, but if you fail then you must work for me." He gazed over his shoulder. Become a slave for this old man or free Kyoya so I can black mail him for the rest of his life? What to chose?
"Okay you have a deal 'father'. I will not lose." I said, offering my hand. He looked at it for a minute, before taking it with his own. I just sealed a deal with the ultimate devil.
Kyoya: Why do I have a bad feeling...
Tamaki: You didn't use the bathroom?
Hikaru & Kaoru: You forgot lunch?
Honey: Is it cake!?
