Wow, this was fast. Hope this chapter won't disappoint you.
DJ Kamza - well, I support Toy Chica x Toy Bonnie :P
Guest - Springtrap kick somebody's butt episodes are reserved for special occasions. And for now, the chapters are focused on the other Animatronics, not on Springtrap. Please be patient.
wes27 - Technically, there's only one endoskeleton at the Backstage. And I already have plans for him (Mr. Endo). The child of FNaF4 will appear (not sure about the Fredbear plushie though, but I think it will) and he'll have an important role.
GOLDIEBBLIKEABOSS - Yay! A BB fan! I was already afraid that there are none. I don't really like BB, but I love to portray him as a Butt Monkey. I think he's funnier that way. And speaking of FNaF 2, I was playing Night 2 and saw BB in the Air-Vent. I actually planned to just focus on Puppet, Hallway and perhaps check the Air-Vents. Cue to me go to the Music Box and then seeing BB in the Air-Vent. I put the mask on, hope he'll go away - cue to Withered Foxy jumping into my face. I totally forgot to check the Hallway. BB is smart as he's just a distraction and whoo boy, did he distract me.
#Melaina
Ten - Thanks for your question. Bonnie, you got a question!
Bonnie - What is it?
Ten - How are you so cool? You should wear sunglasses to make you cooler!
Bonnie - (boasting) Hah, I always knew I'm cool. At least, cooler than the fox.
Foxy - (angrily) Hey!
Bonnie - Only, I cannot afford myself some cool shades coz Skylar won't let me anywhere near the Lost and Found Box.
Toy Bonnie - Look what I got (holds a baseball cap).
Bonnie - That's not fair!
Skylar - Toy Bonnie, gimme that cap back!
Toy Bonnie runs away with Skylar following him. Cue to Bonnie sweatdropping.
Anyways, this one is about Toy Bonnie. I got the idea for the chapter this morning while thinking what I should write this time. I listened to some songs and came across The Hobbit - Rap Battle of the Five Armies and realized I could also throw in a rap battle. Since I don't really know how to write rap battles, I borrowed this one from JT Machinima ft. SploogeGaming called After Hours. The lyrics at the start are again (and the title as well) Showtime by Madame Macabre ft Mr. Creepypasta. If you don't like the regular version of the rap battle, try the Nightcore version.
Although the plot ain't something special, I think it's cool to see the Night Guards and Animatronics have a rap battle.
SO, WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN?
Enjoy! :D
Night 50:
Oh, what a shame that things turned out this way
forgive me but you've really got to pay
up for the suffering you've caused us
join into this children's chorus
*squeak*
*Chica, Freddy and Bonnie laugh*
xXxXx
If there's anyone as annoying as BB in the Toy Team, that's Toy Bonnie. Actually, those two are best friends, much to everyone's horror. Still, BB's considered the Butt Monkey of the team, while Toy Bonnie just makes up the plans that get them into trouble, much to Toy Chica and Toy Freddy's annoyance. Not to mention how he brags that he got a figurine (ignoring BB who states the same) in front of the two, while they didn't.
He's the guitarist of the band, but not as protective over his guitar as Bonnie is. That probably explains why, when Bonnie approaches the Office, he leaves the guitar on the stage, while Toy Bonnie carries his around. Guess he wants to kill the Night Guard with the power of rock music. Only he doesn't really get the chance coz the Freddy head fools him just as much as it does the others. Still, he get's a pretty good look on the new Animatronic before leaving.
Chilling, I know...
If you need somebody to come up with jokes which sound like insults and he'll push it, Toy Bonnie is your bunny. Just ask Toy Chica. Yesterday, she beat the crap out of him and BB, with everyone else hiding. Speaking of the yellow avian, Toy Bonnie actually liked her. But he was afraid of getting near her when she has mood swings. Thanks to Sky, Mangle and Chica, it got better.
Though, if there's something that Toy Bonnie likes less than somebody touching his guitar or being exposed to Toy Chica's rage, it's calling him a girl. He got it worse, as he had those red cheeks and long eye-lashes. The kids recognized Toy Freddy as male and Toy Chica as female, but he was usually the one with gender issues. (Mangle had also gender issues, but that was quickly overshadowed by the fact that she was torn apart by those brats). And Bonnie, his counterpart, wouldn't let live him one day without reminding him about that. Despite both sharing a girl name, it would take longer for people to acknowledge Toy Bonnie's actual gender than Bonnie's.
Toy Bonnie hated that and would often make comments about Bonnie's looks and lack of face. However, thanks to Skylar interfering into his life, the flame war between the two died down, except for some pranking. And sometimes, they'd team up.
All in all, he felt that it was now easier for him than before.
Tonight he was bored though. The kids payed them a visit, but there wasn't really anything to do. Skylar decided to abuse the Wi-Fi and let them surf on internet (but forbid them to go to Damn you auto correct – they still burst out laughing randomly when it got mentioned). Instead, they went to YouTube, searching for some videos or songs. Or both.
Currently, half of the group had WTF?! expressions while watching a video called ULTIMATE ASSASSIN'S CREED 3 SONG (Music Video). The other half (including the kids and Springtrap) was enjoying the song. The reason?
„...Jumpin' off giant buildings like I was Super Man
use your mama as a meat shield every time that I can..."
„Seriously, this video has too much blood and violence." Freddy said, dissaproving of it. Cue to the kid's frowning (they actually liked the bloodshed).
„Okay, then I won't show you the Mortal Kombat Fatalities video." Skylar said.
„Ow maaaaaan..." The kids (and Springtrap) sighed disappointedly.
„How about this?" Skylar wrote THE HOBBIT – MISTY MOUNTAINS RAP.
She showed them some Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit trailers, so they knew what is it about. Luckily, the kids liked it as much as the Assassin's Creed video. And to Freddy's relief, it had less violence and it was funny too. Especially when Gandalf interupted Legolas.
„That's sounded pretty cool." Toy Bonnie said.
„Hey, who wants to see a rap battle?" Skylar said, with the rest agreeing. She typed THE HOBBIT – RAP BATTLE OF THE FIVE ARMIES.
Galadriel:
Home is behind, death ahead
And through every path we tread
I see fire, I see smoke
I see blood and loss of hope
Brothers peace comes not with swords
But with words
„She's pretty." Clara commented.
„And smart." Mangle said.
Gandalf:
I summoned you all here
Because it's near the end of autumn
And an evil army is forming
and the numbers only broaden...
„I always thought Gandalf is Dumbledore." Troy scratched his head.
„Yeah, fans tend to pair them up a lot..." Skylar replied.
Gandalf:
Oh, dear,
I forgot them!
However, you two must join forces...
Gandalf's speech, as much as inspiring, was still funny and got a few chuckles.
Gandalf:
...Man Middle Earth is screwed worse
Than it was in your Misty Mountains carol
Bilbo:
Oh, but guess who's there and back in this
Oh, you just know the protagonist...
„Bilbo Bagins!" Clara exclaimed.
Cue to „YAY!".
Several verses later, he got smacked by a stone or whatever and cue to the orcs shooting down their own verses.
„Finally, the real rap battle has begun." Toy Bonnie said.
Sure, everyone was cheering for the good team, laughing when Legolas pushed Thorin aside and later cheering Thorin giving a complete smackdown to the orcs AND admitting his mistakes.
Thorin:
But I must admit I'm also flawed
And prone to selfish ways
I brought my men far from their homes
They fought through hellish days
But my kingdom's worth defending
And my men worth fighting for
So grab your swords
Prep your hordes, motherf*ckers
I will have war!
„YAY!"
Galadriel:
So here you find death ahead
Did you hear what I just said?
„Nope." Megan said, giggling.
Galadriel:
You know what? Fine!
I'll let you be!
Beat each other senslessly
We will see who lives, my friend
In the end
„I still think Galadriel is the best of all of them." Megan said.
„Me too." Freddy said.
„I wanna more rap battles." Troy said.
„Hey, I have an idea." Toy Bonnie grinned. The 'bots' eyes widened. They didn't like Toy Bonnie's idea. The kids were excited. „How about we have a rap battle?"
„Are you serious?" Toy Freddy asked.
„What?" Toy Bonnie blinked.
„I think that would be cool!" Peter said.
„ Me too!" Clara exclaimed.
„You forgot one thing. Though we do sing – we're not rappers." Freddy said.
„We could ask Mark. He's the one who writes the songs." Bonnie said. Skylar giggled.
„Yeah, imagine this – a rap battle between Animatronics and Night Guards," she said.
„That would be awesome!" Fabian said.
„Well, since Toy Bonnie suggested it, he should also arrange it." Puppet said. The rest agreed.
The kids were excited about the thought of having a real rap battle in the pizzeria.
xXx
„You want me to write a rap battle song?" Mark asked Toy Bonnie.
„Yeah! You're the genius writer." Toy Bonnie was dead serious.
„I guess I could. Besides, I think it would be funny to participate in one." Mark said. „But if it's a rap battle between Animatronics and Night Guards, you'll have to ask Skylar, Mike and Jeremy if they want to participate."
„No problem. Sky already agreed on that and I think that I'll manage to get Mike and Jeremy to participate." Toy Bonnie said cheerfully. „Maybe I could help you with the lyrics."
„Sure, thanks Toy Bonnie." Mark said. Toy Bonnie smiled.
This would be the best rap battle ever!
xXx
While he managed to easily persuade Mike to participate (who saw the rap battles as a poetic way to throw insults at them), it was a bit harder with Jeremy, who didn't want to participate at all.
„Com'n please! It'll be fun!" Toy Bonnie pleaded.
„No thanks." Jeremy replied. „I'm too old for your antics. Besides, how should I know you won't try to make a fool out of me? No way."
„That's stupid. Mike, Sky and Mark already agreed on participating as well as everyone else, even Puppet. And the kids will be the judges." Toy Bonnie said.
„I still won't participate." Jeremy replied.
„You know that rap battles usually have insults. And I'm pretty sure you have a lot to say." Toy Bonnie said, grinning slyly.
Jeremy looked at him. Indeed, he had a lot to say. Especially to Toy Bonnie and BB who wouldn't let him live a day without causing trouble.
„Okay. But give me the shortest part." Jeremy sighed.
„Yes!" Toy Bonnie made a victory pose.
xXx
It didn't take long for Toy Bonnie and Mark to come up with a good song, but it took them a bit longer to teach it to the others. They had help, as both sides had certain wishes (like Chica wanting them to put the word pizza in it). Due nobody being really able to do a freestyle rap, they completely relied on Mark and Toy Bonnie and hoping they won't make fools out of them. Finally the day of the rap battle came, with everyone rehearsing the verses they learned. The kids were sitting on the stage, excited about it. None side (except Mark and Toy Bonnie) knew the other side's verses, so they wanted to know as well what the other say has to say. Toy Bonnie also managed to find a baseball cap in the Lost and Found Box and put it on his head, turning it to the side.
„Now, let the offical Rap Battle – Animatronics vs. Night Guards begin! May the better side win!" Peter announced, with Megan starting the music.
„It's Showtime!" Toy Bonnie announced.
Which side will win?
Freddy:
It's 12am, you're wide awake
Your sanity is mine to break!
Don't fall asleep, cuz it's time to play,
Soon it will be your life I take.
Bonnie:
When it's closing time we come alive to prey,
on any girl or guy left inside the place!
I'm a different beast between night and day,
You're gonna see a brand new side of me!
Mike:
Trust me, I can stay up way past 6.
6, I'm not that surprised Imma live.
Live, but don't get much closer, I'm hoping you posers break down when it's over.
Before you will know it, I'll split you like Moses!
You robots will need some hope as I'm still flowing and blowing your circuits.
It's hurtin' right? My security's perfect.
I'm living life surviving every night!
Got my eye on every door,
Power's low I can't use more!
Springtrap:
Warming up my rusty joints!
Join us now you have no choice!
Mark:
Same routine, night an day!
At least I'm the one who's getting paid!
Toy Bonnie:
Cameras live, start the show!
What's the smell? I think you know!
Toy Freddy:
I think you know...
Freddy, Chica, Bonnie, Foxy, Goldie and Springtrap:
Just get through this and then you'll get your pay.
Unless this graveyard shift should put you in your grave!
After hours we both know what's goin' down!
Can you make it all the way till 6am rolls around?
Skylar:
I'm gonna beat ya!
I'm gonna beat ya!
Chica:
Hope you like pizza!
Jeremy:
Ugh, you call this pizza?
Goldie:
Bon appetit, bruh,
You'll never see the end of me!
Mike:
My camera's up, you can't hide from me!
Mangle:
This restaurant won't fit us both!
Animatronics and Night Guards:
Which one of us is gonna run the show?
Puppet:
Clean your desk, get to packing.
Unless you're an expert at multi-tasking!
Complain to HR, they'll all be laughing,
when you say, „Animatronic tried to harass me!"
Toy Bonnie:
Blow my circuits? You gotta be jokin'!
You cannot break what's already broken!
Forget the night shift, you want a promotion?
We've got a spare suit that's currently open!
Jeremy:
Batteries low but that doesn't concern me.
You want some water? 'Cause you robots look thirsty.
You can try but you won't ever hurt me.
You can stuff me in a suit, 'cause I know that I'm deserving!
Mark:
Intimidating but you're actin' like the bad guy.
I'm always hunting you down, check your blind side.
I'm just a normal guy lookin' for a quick fix,
you should too! 'Cause you robots are a bit glitched!
I'm a big risk.
You can never change this.
Toy Freddy, BB, Mangle, Toy Chica, Puppet, Toy Bonnie:
Just get through this and then you'll get your pay.
Unless this graveyard shift should put you in your grave!
After hours we both know what's goin' down!
Can you make it all the way till 6am rolls around?
Jeremy:
I'm gonna beat ya!
I'm gonna beat ya!
Toy Chica:
Hope you like pizza!
Mark:
Ugh, you call this pizza?
BB:
Bon appetit, bruh,
You'll never see the end of me!
Skylar:
My camera's up, you can't hide from me!
Puppet:
This restaurant won't fit us both!
Animatronics and Night Guards:
Which one of us is gonna run the show?
Springtrap:
Have a slab of that crappy pizza!
Sit back relax and just kick your feet up.
We're pushing you into overtime,
and that friend of yours on the phone will die!
Freddy:
Don't matter how much you prepare,
I've never seen a grown man get so scared!
Stay the night, take a chance.
Hope you brought of change of pants!
Skylar:
I'm not scared if anything I'm embarrassed.
Inherit these skills and where the hell are your parents?
Yeah, they're caring enough, when they left you transparent?
You wandered in the dark, in that suit is where you'll perish.
Jeremy:
Yeah, I'm the bite of '87,
my brain and thoughts are my weapon,
you ready to learn your lesson?
Don't ever follow a peasant or stranger into the dark.
You'll need repairs, I'm tearing you all apart!
Freddy:
You really can't be such a man,
if this was the best job you could land!
Mike:
You're a bunch of brats who hate adults!
So quit with the petty lame insults!
They say this place was made for kids.
Is that a joke? I think it is.
Springtrap:
We'll say goodbye at morning light,
wanna play tomorrow night?
Mark:
Actually, I'm kind of busy...
All Animatronics:
Just get through this and then you'll get your pay.
Unless this graveyard shift should put you in your grave!
After hours we both know what's goin' down!
Can you make it all the way till 6am rolls around?
Mike:
I'm gonna beat ya!
I'm gonna beat ya!
Goldie:
Hope you like pizza!
Jeremy:
Ugh, you call this pizza?
Foxy:
Bon appetit, bruh,
You'll never see the end of me!
Mark:
My camera's up, you can't hide from me!
Freddy:
This restaurant won't fit us both!
Freddy and Skylar (exclaiming):
WHICH ONE OF US IS GONNA RUN THE SHOW?
Once the music died down, they got a rewarded with cheers and an applause. Apparently, the kids loved their performance.
„This was the best rap battle ever!" Brian exclaimed.
Both sides were proud of each other, but Toy Bonnie in particular.
„Don't forget whose idea it was!" Toy Bonnie said. Mark frowned.
„Don't take away all the credits. After all, it was me who wrote After Hours." Mark said.
„With me helping you with the most part." Toy Bonnie said. „And it was still my idea!"
„I was the one who made the music!" Mark said.
The two now glared at each other, with everyone else being rather confused about their fight.
„Does this mean we'll get an another rap battle?" Fabian asked.
„I think it'll be more a fist fight." Toy Freddy said.
„HAHAHAH! HAHAHAH!" BB laughed, for no apparent reason.
The rest just hoped this won't end up in a fight. What the kids concerned, they all agreed that both sides were aswesome.
At least, Toy Bonnie's idea made the night interesting.
