" Where am I?" Clyde asked himself as he came to after what felt like forever passed out. When he came to, he saw Leni, Lincoln, and Lori looking at him.

" So best bud, how are you feeling?"

" Oh, I am feeling fine Lincoln, never better."

He saw Lori looking down, and beside her feet were the gifts that Clyde had sent her over the past few weeks, including a sweater and a stuffed bear.

" What's with all this stuff?"

" Clyde, we can't keep going on like this. I should have said something sooner, but you can't be my girlfriend. You're 11, and i'm 17. I already am in a committed relationship with Bobby Santiago. You are a sweet guy, but maybe its time you find a girl your own age."

" But but-"

" Listen, Clyde. I know i'm your best friend, but I always felt you had a creepy obsession with my sister, I just thought it was a phase. Please dude, think about what we are saying."

Clyde, mulled it over. Deep down, he knew they were right. He did get a little obsessed with a girl who was 6 years older and barely returned the affectionsaffections.

" Well, now that you mention it, this was a little strange. Sorry Lincoln and Lori. Forgive me?"

" You're forgiven."

Clyde nodded.

" You know, Lori, now that you mention it, there is this girl I think is kinda cute. I don't think you know her, but her name is Haiku.."

" Oh, you mean one of Lucy's friends? Those weirdos are always doing fake funerals for their mortician club sometimes in our yard."

" Awww, that is totes cute! I assume you want advice on how to woo her?"

Clyde rubbed the back of his head.

" Well, yeah.."

Lincoln could only shake his head in disbelief as Clyde sealed his fate. Lori took a deep breath, and shouted her bext sentence.

" GIRLS, PROTOCOL 24-B IS IN EFFECT!DATING ADVICE!"

A sound that could only be described as stampeding elephants was heardd as the remaining 7 sisters ( Lily was with the parents) came down and surrounded Clyde. He looked at Lincoln, who only shrugged his shoulders.

" Yeah, my sisters tend to go overboard on the dating advice sometimes."

Somebody asked this, but why are Luna and Leni always depicted as Lincoln's nicest sisters? For Luna people always bring up For Bros About to Rock, but you could say that if Frog Wild premiered im place of the episode, than Lana would be Lincoln's closest sister. I never really liked the Nicer/Meaner Sister trope some LH authors use..