Me: Oh God...
Lex: What's wrong, Authoress?
Me: I have no idea what we're going to do for the Author's Notes.
m3At: Why don't we think of an idea together?
Ditto: Ditto dit dit ditto dit!
nite train: That's a great idea, m3At! Let's start thinking. (we all get in a circle and start thinking)
Crazy: This'll take a while, bro.
Master Hand: Authoress does not own Super Smash Brothers, the Pokemon series, m3At, his Ditto, nite train or Lex, but she does own all of the OCs.
Arc 12: We Live in a Pokemon World.
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Two days later; Kanto Region; Ash's house
"Ash Ketchum and Pikachu are now home, currently resting up from the Sinnoh region," the announcer said from the bushes. Besides a business suit, he had on giant headphones and was holding a microphone in his right hand. "Today, a-"
"Oh, no you don't!" m3At suddenly appeared out of nowhere. He took a butcher's knife (aka Ditto transformed as one) and quickly stabbed a man that was hiding in the bushes.
"Ow, my small intestine," the announcer groaned, holding his wound as he fell into the bushes where no one would find him. "You b(beep!)ard…" He started slowly bleeding out from where the knife had gone through.
"Shhh…" m3At broke the fourth wall while shushing the readers. (Authoress: REALLY, M3AT?! REALLY?!) He slowly lowered himself into the bushes and out of sight.
"Ash, breakfast!" his mother, Delia, yelled upstairs from the kitchen of his home. Ash quickly ran downstairs with his faithful Pikachu running beside him.
"Alright, pancakes!" Ash cried out in happiness as he took a seat at the table.
"Pika pi!" Pikachu cried out as well as he leaped up onto the table.
"Eat up you two," Delia told them. The two didn't waste any time when Mr. Mime put a plate of pancakes in front of them.
The two had returned from the Sinnoh region just the day before and were resting up before their next big journey. Ash was hoping to spend some time with all of his Pokémon before heading off on his next adventure with Pikachu. His mother thought it was a miracle that he was going to stay this long.
"Ash, I hear that Leaf is going to be back in town sometime today," the woman told her son.
"Really?" Ash asked his mother.
"And Blue is coming with her," she continued.
"Pika pika?" Pikachu noticed that something was wrong in the air around them. His ears perked up and he jumped off the table and ran out the door.
"Pikachu, where are you going?!" Ash asked, running after his best friend. When he reached outside, Ash saw what scared Pikachu so much.
There were five red portals in the sky and there were weird things coming out of them.
"Pika," Pikachu growled at them, sparks coming out of his cheeks.
Real World; Stevens' Mansion
"Five, four," Rose, Sam, Brach, Tommy, and Sarah B. (who was snuck in from Colorado) counted down for the sunset. "Three, two, one…" There was then howling and hissing and screaming coming down the hallway.
"Just for the record," Sam looked at Sarah B., "They're still mad about that." Sarah B. groaned.
"Yesssssss, we are," Shadow agreed with her as he walked into the room. "It will take two weekssssss sssssince ssssswallowing them to get rid of the Ssssshadow Sssssporesssss in our bodiesssssss. Jusssst one more to go." Rose held up a squirt bottle filled with holy water. Shadow hissed. He walked out of the room.
"By the way, where's fake Len?" Tommy asked Rose.
"He's at another friend's house tonight," Rose explained. "I don't know the friend, so don't ask." (Authoress: And I'm not gonna.)
"So… what should we do first?" Tommy asked.
"How about we play Super Smash Brothers Melee?" Sam offered while holding up the game. "We haven't played that game since you, Brach, Rose and Len were playing teams and Len and Rose won and Brach got really mad and threw the GameCube controller at the TV and broke it and then had to pull out all of the funds of his college account to pay for a new TV."
"Seriously?! That happened?!" Sarah B. asked her.
"I was watching the whole time while eating popcorn," Sam confirmed. Sarah B. bursted out laughing.
"Hey, can I play?" Pit knocked on the other side of the door. Rose gave her best puppy dog eyes to the others. Sam, having the same family move, was immune to its effects, but the others…
"Oh, I guess," Brach collapsed first.
"Let him in," Tommy agreed. Rose quickly got up and opened the door for Pit.
"Maybe we could convince the others to play with us," Sarah B. suggested as Rose opened the door for the angel.
"That's a great idea," Rose told her. "Let's gather everyone here up and get the GameCube set up in the game room. Everyone there in thirty?" Everyone nodded. "Then what are we waiting for; Santa Claus to come down the chimney? Let's go!"
Thirty-five minutes later; Holly's house
Holly was talking to her mother and father about what had happened at school that day. Well, actually, she wasn't saying a word. Instead, she was using American Sign Language to talk to her deaf mother along with her two sisters and father who could hear as well as their sister could.
How was your day, girls? her mother signed to her.
It was pretty good, Holly replied first. I got an A- on a Biology test. It was a really hard test, too. I thought I was going to get a C for sure.
I hate you, her older sister told her.
"That's because you're no good at Bio," the eldest sister spoke. She and Holly giggled at their sister's misfortune.
Sigh Language! their father signed to the oldest. Maddy! Watch your-
Suddenly, her dad stopped in mid sign. Holly waved a hand in front of her mother and eldest sister and then hung her head dejectingly.
A portal opened up next to the door. She quickly ran through it, wanting to get whatever Master Hand had in store for her and everyone else as soon as possible.
Smash Mansion; Control Room
/What is this all about, Master Hand? / Lucario asked the giant hand. Many people had gathered in the Control Room when they noticed that once again, time had stopped. Currently, there was Rachel H. (normal), Red and all of his Pokémon, Link, Lucas, Allie, Kyle, Lauren, Ike, Marth, and Halona (normal) in the room.
"I wanna go back to sleep," Halona told the giant hand while she yawned as she took out a Wii Remote. "I haven't had a good night's sleep in a while." She opened a portal and left through it.
"What's going on?" Tommy asked as he, Rose and Brach walked through another portal. "We were watching Sarah B. getting beaten by Sonic, Shadow and Silver in Super Smash Brothers Melee when time suddenly stopped. And trust me, it was more epic than the Epic Rap Battles of History."
"You can continue it here as soon as I get everything situated," Master Hand told the teens. "As I'm sure you all figured out by now, but there are two Smashers that are ready to come join us."
"Two?" Lauren questioned, her hopes rising when he said the number of Smashers ready.
"Yes, two," Master Hand told her. "Do you want to see who they are?" Everyone nodded as the giant slot machine came out of the floor.
"Let's go, bros and sises!" Crazy yelled as he pulled the lever. The slots spun around and around until the first one stopped on a yellow Poké Ball and the one underneath of it stopped on a pink Poké Ball.
"I'm gonna take a wild guess at this," Brach told the giant hand. "Is it Pikachu and Jigglypuff?"
"Correct," Master Hand told them. "And now, for the two that must go." The one next to Pikachu slowly slowed down while the one beneath it did the same a second later. The top one stopped on a picture of Allie while the one below stopped on a picture of Kyle.
"I better not be wearing a dress," Kyle glared at the giant right hand.
"Wasn't planning on it!" Master Hand said a bit too quickly.
"Rose, sis!" Crazy shouted to her.
"Actually, do you mind if I take this one?" Red asked the older girl.
"Go right on ahead," Rose told him. "I have to get everything ready here, anyways." Rose and Tommy walked back through another portal while Red took out his Pokédex.
"Pikachu, the Mouse Pokémon," the Pokédex said in a computer generated male voice. "It is the evolved form of Pichu and the pre-evolved form of Raichu. It has small electric sacs in both of its cheeks. If threatened, it looses electric charges from the sacs."
"Wow," Allie said, amazed at the information.
"Jigglypuff, the Balloon Pokémon," the Pokédex continued. "It is the evolved form of Igglybuff and the pre-evolved form of Wigglytuff. It captivates foes with its huge, round eyes, then lulls them to sleep by singing a soothing melody."
"I have a bad feeling about this," Kyle told no one in particular as Red put the Pokédex away.
"Well, what are you waiting for, the apocalypse?" Master Hand asked them. "GO!"
"SUPER SMASH BROTHERS BRAWL!" Holly and Rachel H. shouted out before being surrounded in a red and blue tower respectively. When the towers disappeared, Holly had on Red's cuffs, hat and VS Seeker while Rachel H. was completely transformed.
"Let's go!" Holly told the others as she opened a portal with a Wii Remote. The group of six went through as it disappeared behind them.
Pallet Town
Ash couldn't believe what he was seeing despite seeing weird things before. There were five portals that appeared out of nowhere that could easily let something loose. Out of the middle red portal, a green robed figure floated out on a platform. It floated down closer to the ground so it could see Ash and Pikachu better.
"Pikachu, come with me," the figure told Ash's best friend. "We need you to power the core so that we can build the army up much faster."
"Pika!" Pikachu growled at it, his cheeks sparking from his rage.
"Pikachu, what is he talking about?" Ash asked. Before Pikachu could respond, Ash heard screaming from above. He looked up to see a blue portal directly above him with an unidentifiable amount of figures falling from it.
Meanwhile, Red, Holly, Lucario, Rachel H., Allie and Kyle were falling from the portal and towards the ground, screaming for their dear lives.
"Chary, I choose you!" Holly opened up a Poke Ball. A red figure formed before becoming Chary the Charizard. Chary quickly flew under Holly, catching her trainer on her back.
"You come out too, Charizard!" Red called out while opening up another Poke Ball. The red figure that came out quickly turned into a Charizard and caught Red. "Lucario, return!" Red used another Poke Ball to shoot out a red laser to the falling Pokémon. Lucario quickly became a see through red figure before retreating into the Poke Ball.
"Woah!" Rachel H. sounded when Holly caught her while still hanging onto Chary. However, Rachel H. and Red were unable to grab either Kyle or Allie as they flew past them and landed on Ash, kicking up a bunch of dust as they did so. When the dust cleared, all three had swirling eyes.
"Pika…" Pikachu trailed off.
"Ow, my head," Kyle was the first to recover from the fall. "Hey, it's a Pikachu."
"Pikachu, where?!" Allie asked, coming up too fast and clunking heads with Kyle. Both of them groaned in pain as they held their heads.
"I believe we have been forgotten," Holly told the others.
"You can say that again," Chary replied.
"Should we…" Rachel H. asked the others.
"We probably should," Charizard told her.
"I agree," Red said. The two Charizards landed on the ground, letting their passengers off before facing the Ancient Minister.
"Fine then," the Ancient Minister told them sadly. "Let chaos commence." He then used his platform to hover up and go back into the red portal.
"Wha?" Ash asked no one in particular as he woke up from being landed on. He looked around to see two teenagers rubbing their heads in pain, Pikachu, two Charizards and three other people near the giant Pokémon, one being someone he knew. "Red?"
"Ash, get out of here!" Red told his fellow trainer. "Squirtle, Ivysaur, Lucario, come on out!" Red threw three Poke Balls into the air. They opened up and released the Pokemon before landing in Red's hands.
"Pika! Pikachu!" Pikachu seemed to agree with Ash, pulling on his pant leg. Ash just looked at the situation in utter confusion.
"Here they come!" Rachel H. cried out as she got into a stance and Lucario started charging up an Aura Sphere.
"Squirt, Ivy, here we go!" Holly yelled as she opened two more Poke Balls, letting her Squirtle and Ivysaur come out.
"What is going on?!" Ash asked no one in particular. However, no one could answer him right away as multitudes of the Subspace Army started coming out of the portals all at once. Kyle and Allie quickly grabbed Ash by his arms and dragged him away as the others started fighting them off.
"Squirt! Skull Bash! Ivy, Stun Spore! Chary, Flamethrower!" Holly issued orders. Squirt ran up to the nearest Primid and, after taking her hat off, bashed her skull with its. Ivy released a yellow powder from her flower bulb which fell on any army member unfortunate enough to be nearby. Their movements started becoming jerky as Ivy ran away so Chary could burn them all away with her Flamethrower.
"Alright!" Ivy cheered.
"But there's still more coming!" Squirt realized.
"Get ready girls," Chary told her fellow Pokémon.
"Lucario, you have free reign with this battle!" Red told his newest Pokémon. "Ivysaur, power up a Solar Beam! Squirtle, Charizard, protect Ivysaur until the Solar Beam is ready to be released." Little bits of light started to collect in Ivysaur's bulb. Squirtle used a Bubble Beam to keep a Glice away while Charizard let out a Flamethrower to do the same with a Floow. The two kept up their attacks while Ivy charged the Solar Beam.
"It's ready!" Ivysaur told the two Pokémon. They quickly moved out of the way as Ivysaur stood up on his front legs and let loose. Every single thing that was in the way was instantly vaporized by the beam.
"Here come more!" Squirtle told Ivysaur as more started coming out of the portals.
"Hyah!" Rachel H. shouted out loud as she crushed a Primid with a blue-green bone made of aura. She then twirled it in the air before knocking a Buccubus away from her. A Mite was about to get her from behind, but an Aura Sphere knocked it away.
/Are you alright? / Lucario asked her.
"Yeah, thanks," Rachel H. told her. She then kicked a Sword Primid that had gotten too close to her while Lucario did the same. They then looked to see how many more they had to go through before looking back at the portals that were spewing out enemies left and right.
/This is gonna take a while, / Lucario thought.
/You can say that again, / Rachel H. thought back.
"What in the world is wrong with you, kid?!" Allie yelled at Ash as they hid between two houses while the fighting continued without them.
"I'm not a kid," Ash grumbled to her.
"Then what's your name?" Allie asked back while Pikachu ran up to his trainer, climbing onto Ash's shoulder.
"My name is Ash," Ash told them. "And this is Pikachu."
"Pikachu!" Pikachu greeted them, trying not to look over at the battle that was going on a ways away.
"I'm Kyle, and she's Allie," Kyle told Ash. "And trust me when I say this, leave Red to the fighting. He knows what he's doing."
"What are those things?" Ash asked in confusion, looking over to the battle Red and Holly were currently commanding their Pokémon. Allie then laid her eyes on Pikachu.
"Why don't you ask Pikachu?" Allie smirked. Pikachu's eyes widened at the accusation. Ash turned his head to his best friend. "I bet he would know what we're facing against. Don't you?"
"Pika pikachu chu pika pi!" Pikachu quickly told Ash. "Pikachu pika pi pi chu pika!"
"Pikachu, please stop acting," Allie asked it. Kyle glanced over at her, wondering if she was starting to take this too far. Kyle may have imagined it, but Pikachu seemed to glare at Allie before jumping off Ash's shoulder.
"Pikachu!" Ash yelled, but his cry fell on deaf ears as Pikachu raced towards the battle field where fires raged and many enemies were defeated.
"What the…" Red asked no one in particular as Pikachu ran up and jumped off his shoulder.
"Piii… Ka… CHUUUUUU!" Pikachu cried out, letting out all the electricity stored in his cheeks out onto the enemies. The different types of Primids and Mites were the first to give out under all the voltage. The Puppits, being insulators and made of wood, caught fire and danced around the air in a panic. Roaders combusted when the sparks reached their gas tanks. The few Roturrets that were there exploded when all the ammo inside of them went off all at once. The army quickly fell to the hands of Pikachu.
The surge of electricity was so powerful that it reached the portals. The red portals started to crack under the pressure. One shattered into pieces by the time Pikachu ran out of power. The mouse Pokémon started panting in exhaustion.
"Pikachu!" Ash ran to his Pokémon, picking Pikachu up with the upmost care. Allie and Kyle also came out of hiding to see what was going on. All in all, only grass was burnt by all the Flamethrowers that were being used by the two Charizards, so nobody would get in trouble for what happened.
"Squirt, use Water Gun on that portal!" Holly issued out commands. "Ivy, use Razor Leaf on the portal over there! Chary, destroy that portal with Flamethrower. Rachel H., can you destroy the last one with an Aura Sphere?"
"No problem," Rachel H. gave her a thumbs-up before started charging the Aura Sphere. The three Pokémon and one human with aura powers quickly broke the remaining four portals.
"Hi, Ash," Red walked up to his fellow Pokémon trainer. "I know, I know. I have a lot of explaining to do."
Ten minutes later; Ash's house
"Thank you, Mrs. Ketchum," Kyle told the woman as he accepted the cup of hot coco from her while Allie and Rachel H. did the same. Mimey (aka Mr. Mime) passed out mugs to Ash and Red before grabbing one more for Pikachu.
"Pika…" Pikachu cooed to Mimey before taking a sip from the oversized cup.
"Mimey and I will be out in the garden if any of you need us," Delia told them. "And Red, after you're done talking to your friends, you need to let your mother know you're back in town."
"Okay, Delia," Red told her. "Okay, where should I start?"
"How about the beginning?" Rachel H. (transformed) suggested.
"Yeah, Red, what's going on?" Ash said with concern in his voice. "And what does this have to do with Pikachu?" Pikachu then glared at Red.
/Pikachu's thinking 'If you say anything about me being a Smasher, I will personally see to your death,' / Rachel H. told him through his aura. /I'll try to find out why. /
"Well, it was after I beat Blaine and got the Volcano Badge," Red started telling his story. "I went home for a little bit on my way to Cerulean City. I got a letter asking if I wanted to participate in a tournament."
"Cool!" Ash commented. "What was it like?!"
"Out of this world," Red smirked. (Authoress: Do you get it?! Do you get it?!) "After some time doing smaller tournaments and battles, we had the Grand Tournament."
"Did you win?" Ash asked him with a smile full of a child's wonder.
"No," Red told Ash. "I got knocked out in the third round by Peach. Man, she has a mean swing with that frying pan of hers.
"It does hurt," Holly (transformed) consoled Red.
"Since there was no reason to stay any longer, I decided to check out a zoo that was in the nearby town," Red told him. "And that's where I first saw them."
"They're called the Subspace Army," Rachel H. decided to jump in. "We call them the army."
"And they're NOT Pokémon, so don't try to catch any," Kyle quickly added.
"I learned that the hard way," Red told him. "When I was trying to weaken one to catch it, I threw a Poke Ball at one. It bounced right back off. And when they were fighting, Ganondorf managed to kidnap Ivysaur and brainwash Charizard. With Lucas's and Squirtle's help, I managed to recapture them and help take down the one behind all of this. I went home right after that."
"And that's where I come in," Holly interrupted the story. "I met Red when I fell on him. I told him about Tabuu surviving and we then helped some of the others and Red caught a Lucario before going off to see Red defeat the Viridian City gym leader and the Elite Four of Kanto."
"Seriously?!" Ash asked Holly. Rachel H. nodded, signaling Ash that she was telling the truth.
"Yeah," Rachel H. told him. "And he defeated them AND the Champion." Ash's jaw dropped to the floor.
"You won't believe it, but the champion I faced became the champion five minutes before I came up to challenge him," Red smiled nervously while rubbing the back of his neck. "Then we came here and you know the rest."
"Wow," Ash marveled at what Red accomplished. "But… what does this have to do with Pikachu?"
"If I may speak," Allie told the others. "Pikachu." Pikachu glared at her. "Red knows the truth, I know the truth, everyone back at the mansion knows the truth. The only one here who doesn't know the truth is Ash. I know what you're thinking; why would I believe this girl who was acting like a total…" She paused to think of a word that wasn't a curse word. "Meanie… to me? Well, if you had fourteen siblings, half siblings and step siblings that wouldn't listen to you no matter what you say, you would talk like that just to get someone's attention, too."
"…" Everyone was silent, looking at Pikachu to see what he would do.
"Pika pi," Pikachu told them before jumping down and scurrying over to the nearby bookcase. He reached behind it and pulled out a small silver disk. He popped it in his mouth and quickly ran back up the table.
"Pikachu?" Ash asked his Pokémon in confusion.
"Ash," Pikachu replied. Ash's eyes widened at what Pikachu just said. It was always 'Pikachu!' or 'Pika.' For Pikachu to say his name was shocking to say the least. (Authoress: Do you get it?! Do you get it?!)
"You can talk?!" Ash asked him, not believing Pikachu would keep something this big from him. Then again, a talking Pokémon was a big deal.
"Well, not at first," Pikachu admitted. "What Allie was pointing at is true; I do participate at the tournament."
"I was the only Pokémon trainer there," Red added. "And it was the third time they were doing the tournament."
"A letter showed up for me when we were resting up before the Indigo Conference," Pikachu explained. "I thought it was for both of us, so I checked yes and there I was. I'm one of the original competitors, so fought at all three tournaments ever since. The… hand… behind the tournament sent a doppelganger so you wouldn't get suspicious."
"Why didn't you tell me, Pikachu?" Ash asked him, a bit hurt by this.
"I didn't win," Pikachu explained. "I didn't win the first tournament or the second one or the third one. After the third one, I got kidnapped by the army and was used as a generator. If it wasn't for Samus, I wouldn't be alive right now. I just didn't want to disappoint you."
"Oh, Pikachu," Ash sighed as he picked up his best friend. "I know you're strong, but you don't have to prove it to me. You don't have to keep secrets from me, either. You can tell me anything. I can keep a secret."
"Promise?" Pikachu asked Ash.
"Promise," Ash replied. Pikachu jumped onto Ash's shoulder as the trainer laughed. Kyle chuckled a little bit before looking at Allie biting her thumb and her left hand under her butt that was giving off a yellow glow.
"Does it hurt?" Kyle asked her, knowing what she would say. Allie nodded her head while trying to keep tears back. "Does it hurt that much?" Kyle asked again. Allie nodded again. Kyle sighed. There was then a knock at the door.
"I'll get it," Ash told the others. With Pikachu still on his shoulder, he got up and answered the door. It was a girl who was not much older than he was and looked like the girl from FireRed/ LeafGreen. "Leaf!"
"Hey Ash!" the girl replied as she stepped inside the house. "Is Aunt Delia home?"
"No, but someone else is," Ash turned to the couch where Leaf saw Red sitting.
"Red!" Leaf blurted out, walking up to where the others were sitting with her arms outstretched.
"Leaf!" Red said back, getting up so he could hug the girl. "Leaf, this is Holly, Rachel but call her Rachel H., Allie and Kyle. You guys, this is my older sister Leaf and a former Champion of Kanto."
/It must run in the family, / Holly thought to herself as she and the others minus Ash and Pikachu stared wide-eyed at her.
"I thought I was gonna face her when I defeated Lance," Red continued. "It turned out that Blue was still ahead of me and managed to defeat her before I got there." Red laughed at a joke that no one got, so his laugh faded away.
"Well, Red, are you going to go say hi to Mom before you go off on your next adventure?" Leaf asked her brother. "You know how easily she worries."
"I'll make sure to say hi to her before I leave," Red told her in an exasperated voice. "It's like everyone around here thinks that I don't visit Mom while I'm in Pallet Town."
Suddenly, one of Leaf's Poke Balls opened up on its own. The Pokémon responsible for this was a Porygon.
"Porygon, what's wrong?" Leaf asked the Pokémon with a worried expression on her face. The Porygon quickly went over to a TV and zapped into it. The TV turned onto an emergency news broadcast.
"I'm at the scene where strange creatures are infesting Staleport City," a newswoman reported from the outskirts of the city where citizens were evacuating the city. "Trainers of all kinds have tried to confront the mob of creatures, but all fell. We have no idea what kinds of Pokémon these creatures are or even if they are Pokémon. Police are now trying to get the Elite Four of Hoenn to come and help their battle. Citizens are required to keep a five mile distance from Staleport until further notice. Back to you, Tom."
"They're in Hoenn," Ash paled at the newscast.
"Pika…" Pikachu trailed off, forcing himself to speak Pokémon because of Leaf's presence.
"We have to get over there, now!" Red said, heading outside with the Poke Ball containing Charizard already in his hand.
"Come on," Holly gestured to the others, everyone getting up and following Red outside.
"What about Mom?" Leaf asked Red as her Porygon came out of the TV.
"Could you tell her I'm really sorry for not visiting and that I'm okay?" Red asked his sister. "I'll make sure to visit before I go on my next adventure, but I have to do this."
"Wait!" Ash told Red. "You're not leaving without me." Red nodded, releasing Charizard from his Poke Ball.
"Oo," Leaf groaned in frustration. "Porygon, return!" She quickly had Porygon return to its Poke Ball. "I'll come, too. But you have to promise me that you'll visit Mom when this is all over."
"I promise," Red smiled.
"And once again, we are forgotten," Holly muttered to Rachel H. She nodded in reply. "Chary, we're moving out!" She opened up the Poke Ball to let out the female Charizard.
"Pidgeot, Spearow, let's go!" Leaf opened the Poke Balls to release the two different Pokémon. She climbed on Spearow while Red, Ash and Pikachu climbed on Charizard and Holly and Rachel H. climbed on Chary. "Allie, Kyle, climb onto Pidgeot. Pidgeot, carry Allie and Kyle to Staleport City, alright?" Pidgeot cooed to its trainer.
"To Hoenn!" Red announced as the Pokmon took off with a roar, a coo and a caw.
"What will our heroes do when they reach the Hoenn region to save everyone from the mysterious creatures?" m3At, who is currently replacing the announcer, asked the readers from the nearby bushes. "Will they be able to defeat the creatures from Subspace? Why am I still saying creatures when you and I know for certain that it's the Subspace Army? And why in the world am I doing this? Find out this and more next time on-"
"You son of a b(beep!)ch!" the REAL announcer popped out of the bushes next to him and started choking m3At.
"Ditto, save me," m3At wheezed as he struggled to get air.
"Ditto!" Ditto cried as he turned into a Primeape. He quickly punched the back of the announcer's head before turning back into his true form. "Ditto dit dit ditto?"
"I… don't… know…" m3At replied back weakly. The announcer was still choking him to death. "Hurry…"
"Ditto ditto ditto!" Ditto figured it out. Ditto quickly transformed into a Gyarados and bit the announcer's head off. His body went limp as m3At started breathing to restore oxygen to his body.
"Thanks…" m3At told Ditto. Ditto grunted in reply as m3At got back up. "C'mon, let's follow them." m3At quickly hopped on to the Ditto-transformed-into-a-Garydos and they flew after them.
Meanwhile, back on the ground, the announcer's body twitched.
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Me: I got nothing. You guys?
m3At: There's this new game in development right now. It's a crossover between Fire Emblem and Shin-Megami Tensei.
nite trian: Oo. Sounds cool.
Lex: We should totally do that!
Ditto: Ditto dit ditto. (points to clock)
m3At: We really spent all that time thinking? (Ditto nods)
Me: We'll do it tomorrow. (yawns) Good night, everyone.
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