Little Black Feather
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN NARUTO!
Sasuke and Itachi walked down to the dining room to eat, side by side. Sasuke's birthday was tomorrow, and he was scared shitless. Not only would he be in immense pain but he also went into 'heat'. He didn't like the sound of that at all.
Itachi grabbed his hand to comfort him, sensing his distress. Sasuke looked over to see Itachi's crimson eyes on him, a soft, reassuring smile on his lips. Sasuke blushed lightly and smiled back, looking to side shyly.
Where before Sasuke wouldn't have thought twice about killing this vampire, no, half vampire, now Sasuke couldn't do anything to harm him. His once icy heart had melted and now he was smiling a lot more than before. Of course he still felt like ripping Naruto's throat out, but that was normal. And Sasuke would get Naruto back. He had TONS of blackmail.
They walked into the dinning room, Madara at the head of the table, since he was the eldest, Pein sitting beside him on his left, Konan beside him. The rest of Itachi's friends were sitting at the table as well. There was an empty spot to Madara's right, and an empty seat after that one. The there was Sakura ,Naruto and finally Hinata. Itachi sat beside Madara making Sasuke sit next to his pink haired friend. As soon as they were all seated, maids came from the nearby doorway with trays of food. They soon started to eat in a comfortable silence. That was soon broken by the blonde kitsune himself.
"So, Teme. Tomorrows the day, huh." He said, a sly fox grin in his face. Everyone stopped eating, knowing there would be a form of entertainment soon from the two friends. Sasuke sighed and looked to his blonde friend, already knowing where this was going to go.
"Dobe. If you know what's good for you, you would shut up now and leave it." Sasuke said his tone deadly calm. Not for long. He just knew it.
"Well looks like someone is already turning female." The kitsune said, his grin unbearably big as his tail swished back and forth. Sasuke slowly turned his head to look at the stupid blonde, his onyx eyes narrowed in a deadly show of anger.
Sasuke could already feel Itachi getting ready to hold him back, and he also felt that Madara was grinning like made just a chair away from him. Did he really find it so funny?
Sasuke's attention went to the blonde across from Naruto, Deidara if he remembered correctly.
"Look Naruto. I really think you should drop it before you get killed, yeah." He said, his red haired friend beside him looked to the fox as well.
"Yes Naruto. Listen to the smarter blonde and you may live." Sasuke said as he turned back to his food. The next thing he wasn't planning for.
"I remember when we were 14. Sasuke was so horny when he went through puberty he tried to rape everything!" Naruto burst out laughing as Sasuke choked on his food. He could faintly see Itachi get a perverted smirk on his face, and his uncle trying to keep from laughing. He was also getting looks from everyone else from the table, most had a form of laughter in their eyes or smile. Sasuke glared at his still laughing friend when he remembered just who humped things then.
"If I remember correctly Naruto, you humped a rock for three hours!" Sasuke almost yelled, his face in a slight blush from both anger and embarrassment from what Naruto had said earlier. Naruto stopped and looked to him with a horrified expression.
"You can't prove that!"
"Yes I can!"
"How!"
"Me and Kiba video taped it and showed it to everyone!" Sasuke yelled back, both males now standing, poor Sakura in the middle, trying to hide her blush, remembering that 'video' Kiba and Sasuke had come back with, laughing their heads off. Poor Hinata had feinted, her whole face in a crimson red blush.
Naruto froze and looked on with wide eyes as he surveyed how Sakura was looking at him. He was sure she couldn't lie about something like, and he did remember coming back seeing her extremely mad and blushing over something as Kiba and Sasuke tried to stand, holding both of their heads and stomachs.
"I can't believe they showed everyone that. But seriously Naruto. That was gross." She mumbled, hiding her face. He looked up to see a smirking Sasuke.
"I have so much more blackmail on you, dobe, than you do me. Don't even try." Sasuke stated. His eyes were just laughing at him while his smirk showed all of his arrogance. Seriously. Did he have to win at everything?
"I don't believe you." Naruto simple said as he sat back down, his blue eyes glaring at his arrogant friend.
"You still don't remember what you did after we got drunk on my birthday last time? You must have been a whole lot drunker than I thought." Sasuke simply said as he continued eating, faintly noticing him and Naruto were the only ones that still had food. Naruto simply looked horrified at him.
"What did I do?!" Sasuke jus smirked at him, holding in a laugh.
"Do you really want to know?" Naruto nodded. Sasuke looked hesitant before laughing lightly.
"You can ask Sakura or even Hinata. You were so loud the whole house heard you." Naruto almost feinted.
"I did someone!"
"Try three someone's." Sasuke said before finishing his food. He and Itachi got up to leave, the others having left(beside Madara who was having too much fun watching). As he walked away Sasuke looked back before giving a motion with his hand, him and Naruto having created their own sign language so they could talk without the others understanding. Naruto simply screamed bloody murder and Sasuke walked away with a smirk on his face. He had puked his guts out and Naruto had it off with three prostitutes. Male prostitutes. And it wasn't even HIS birthday!
Sasuke sighed as he relaxed his muscles in the indoor hot spring across the hall from Itachi room. He had remembered this time to keep his wings from touching the water, and instead had them out behind him as best as he could, spread out on the floor. His head was lolled back, resting on his folded up towel, his eyes hidden beneath his eyelids. He was so relaxed he didn't even hear or notice when the door opened, or when the sound of clothing being removed and thrown carelessly on the floor was heard, or when the water rippled towards him. Infact he didn't notice anything until there was a voice right in his ear, a body close to his own. And when he heard the voice he gasped, his eyes shooting opened.
"Nice to see you again, Sasuke-kun." And then he felt pain.
