A/N: Alright, ready for replies? I am.

Saren-Dipety: You're little stories are still so funny! Luckily you can come out of the elevator now.

Call Brandybuck: IKR?

The NCISElf: I'm not sure what rock song it was, I'll have to check with Vibeka. I think it was the Witch King's idea to put Saruman in charge. He didn't have much else to do, so why not? The vacations go on a tour that involves Mt. Doom, Barad-Dur, and the Witch King's tower. It's very informative. Floor 397 is because Saruman wanted to surprise all the riders of the elevator with a random number. And Frodo's just weird like that. He was being influenced by the iPhone, remember? So he has the capacity to kick out Sam even though he's not mad.

Misto-Forever: Well, I would take the stairs too, except that there are no stairs. Just two elevators going either up or down. So Sam had to take one, and of course not the one he'd just come out of.

Scene 54

(We return to Gondorian Idol.)

Game Show Announcer: And now for Aragorn son of Arathorn, your future king!

(Aragorn comes out and starts singing his song terribly.)

Arwen: Aww, that was so nice. You'll make a wonderful king of Gondor.

Eowyn: To be honest, that was bad. I think you should stick to kinghood and not singing.

Agnes: GET THE HECK OUT OF HERE BEFORE I MURDER YOU LIKE I MURDERED THAT OTHER GUY!

(Aragorn runs off stage.)

A/N: I know it was short but, hopefully you liked the Agnes line. We'll be updating soon, I promise!