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Request for a Test

The baby had been home two days when the world finally came crashing down for us. The doorbell rang and I went to answer it. Standing at the door was the one person I hated more then anyone in the world. I had no idea how she had even found out that Julie had had the baby. Neither Julie nor I called her and told her that Julie had early labor. I had my suspicions about the culprit being Orion, but those were soon squashed when I asked Elizabitch how she knew.

"What the hell are you doing here?" I asked, even though I knew why she was here. She wanted to see the baby.

"I am here to see the baby. Where is he?" she asked.

"First of all, the baby is a she, not a he. And secondly, how in the hell did you know that Julie had the baby already?" I asked, trying not to yell. Emily was sleeping and I didn't want to wake her.

"The hospital called me the day after the baby was born." she said pushing past me and coming into the apartment.

"Then why did you wait so long to show up?" I asked. I figured she would have been there five minutes after finding out, ready for the paternity test to take place so that I could be haled away to prison.

"I had to wait for the papers to go through." she told me.

I raised my eyebrow, "Papers?" I asked.

"Yes, for the paternity test." she handed me the papers. "It's tomorrow at noon. And don't forget to tell your little friend, Adam, that he has to be there as well, since he claims that it is his baby and all."

"I'll tell him." I told her trying to be as nice as possible.

"Good." She growled. "Now where is my new little darling?"

"Julie," I yelled softly. "Your mother is here. She wants to see the baby."

Julie came rushing into the room. "Are you kidding me? That witch is here already."

"It's nice to see you too, Darling." Elizabeth told her daughter even though we both knew that she didn't really mean it. "Now where is she?"

"She's in the bedroom, but she is sleeping and I don't think that you should wake her." Julie stated, but Elizabitch didn't pay her any attention. She was by Julie in an instant and already in the baby's room when Julie finished her sentence.

We walked into the baby's room and Elizabeth was already reaching into the crib. "Well, aren't you just a little darling?" she said looking at the baby in her arms. She turned to look at Julie. "What did you name her? Elizabeth after me?"

"No," I told her rudely. "Why in the hell would we name her after you? That would have been cruel to the child."

She looked offended, but I didn't care. I'm sure there are many wonderful people named Elizabeth, but Julie's mother is not one of them. "Her name is Emily Nicole." Julie answered.

"Well, you should have named her Elizabeth. It is such a respectful…" she started and I rudely interrupted her once more.

"Oh, shut it already. We don't want to hear about your name, especially since it isn't going to change anything." I told her.

"And speaking of changing." Julie stated looking at the baby. "I think Emily needs it." I headed towards the baby, but Elizabitch stopped me.

"No, let me do it. That way I know it gets done right." she said.

I held my hands up in surrender. "Be my guest."

Elizabeth gently laid Emily down on the changing table and removed the diaper. She grabbed a baby wipe and just as she wiped Emily, the greatest thing in the world happened. Emily peed all over her hand.

I couldn't contain my laughter and neither could Julie. I walked over to the baby and kissed her head. "Great aim and timing, honey."

Elizabeth looked like she wanted to cry. She held her hand out away from her body and raced out of the room screaming about how disgusting it was.

I took over from where she left off and had Emily changed in no time. Julie and I came back into the living room with Emily to see that her mother had left. I reach Emily over to Julie. "I guess I have a couple of phone calls to make."

"Who?" Julie asked as she soothed Emily.

"Adam and Bombay. There is no way I am going in there without my lawyer already present." I answered I was able to get a hold of them both fairly easy and they both promised that they would be there. I knew that the next couple of days were going to be some of the toughest of my life. I'll just be waiting to go to jail. I was glad to have Bombay on my side. He said I should be able to get out of this, but I wasn't as confident. Things have rarely gone good for me in life, and Emily is defiantly a great thing. I was desperately hoping I would actually be able to hold on to this good thing.