Dark sibling love
Toon Link and Aryll
Legend of Zelda
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Aryll smiled while looking at the seagulls from the tower. She then looked down to see the top of a bottle, poke out from the sand.
"Ooh." she walked down the tower and ran down to the sand.
Link was taking a nap, and he should, I mean come-on, he went through a fucking adventure to save the world from darkness, like always.
She smiled and stayed quiet before reaching down and picking the bottle up. The bottle had a pink liquid in it.
"Hmm..." Then she saw a note on the back. "Drink this, and you'll fall in love with your own brother?"
'That's weird.' And that's when she thought back to when Link saved her.
'He really is the best brother ever.'
Then she took a good look at the bottle again. 'Should I?'
That's when their grandma called them. "Link! Aryll! Some guys in red & green are here, saying that they want to give you some sort of invite, to some...fighting league...I think they called it...Duper Crash Crows?"
Link slowly sat up and yawned. "You mean Super Smash Bros?"
"Uh-huh! Feel like accepting their invite?"
"Yeah, I'll take the invite, besides, I was in the last one."
'He's going off again?' That's when... "Wait Link!"
"What is it?" he turned to his sister.
"I don't want you to go!"
"Come-on, Aryll, I gotta represent the cute timeline, if I don't they might give my spot to Paper Mario or a Toy Pokemon,"
"If you don't get the letter, they'll give it to Spirit Tracks Toon Link or Phantom Hourglass Toon Link." Their granny called out.
'I need to think of something!'
"Come-on Aryll, I want to go and cross swords with the new guys."
"But...Link...we've just reunited after you saved me danger, and you're gonna leave me again?"
"But sis, this is a big chance for me."
'Maybe the potion will make it easier for him to stay.' That's when she opened the bottle.
"What is that?"
She downed the drink into her mouth. Aryll then started getting dizzy as she dropped the bottle.
"Aryll?! What did you just drink?" Link then picked up the bottle and read the note. "Aryll what is this?"
"A potion I found in the beach that makes sisters fall in love with their brothers...isn't it obvious? Because right now, I want you to be my boyfriend!" She then began covering his face in kisses.
"What the? You're not even wearing lipstick, yet I have kiss marks all over me?!"
"Hence the name Toon Link, huh?"
"If you don't get the letter in 30 minutes, you'll be replaced with one of the other Toon Links."
"Guess I gotta kiss yah for 30 minutes so you don't go to Smash!" She resumed kissing him while Link tried breaking out of her hold.
"Aryll...let go!"
"No way, I love you!" She then kissed him on the lips.
'It's a good thing she's not using tongue though, at this age, doing that would make me be shamed so hard!'
He squirmed and managed to push her off the top part of his body and tried dragging himself away.
Aryll then grabbed Link and dragged him to her lookout.
"How are you so strong for a 7 year old?"
"Fishing, duh."
"Grandma! Can't you just give me the letter?"
"Sorry, but these 2 have a schedule and will not listen to negotiations for more time."
"Oh, come-on!"
That's when Toon Link found himself in the lookout. His sister went ahead and tied him to a chair. "Aryll, come-on!"
Then Aryll sat on Link's lap and nuzzled his cheek. "Nah, we're just gonna watch seagulls together all day." Then she kissed him again!
'I need to get out of here!'
"Hey brother."
"Yeah?" Then Toon Link saw the tip of the Master Sword in his face!
"After we make out, then I'll let you free."
"10 minutes left!" Grandma called.
'Crap!' Toon Link tried to tip the chair over!
"Nice try, I hammered it to the floor!"
"Since when?!"
"Since now!"
"9 minutes."
"Come on sis! Can't we talk this over?"
"No! I want you to stay and nothing else to it! Then we're gonna get married and have kids when we grow-up!" Then she returned to kissing him.
"7 Murnets!"
"Don't you mean minutes grandma?"
"Well, sorry for trying to be funny!"
"And I know you'll meet with some slut if you leave!"
That's when grandma rushed to the lookout like a guided missile and smacked Aryll. "SLUT IS NOT THE KIND OF WORD I'D EXPECT A GIRL YOUR AGE TO BE SAYING!" Then grandma held Aryll by the ear. "Oh, and also...2 minutes left."
"Owowowowowowowowow, I'm sorry grandma!"
"Alright." she let go and left with Aryll rubbing her ear.
"I'm out of time..." A defeated Link mumbled.
"Don't worry brother, now that that's out of the way..."
Toon Link just puckered his lips and took it like a man. She held his face and pressed their lips again with her beaming in her head with joy.
After letting go with an audible pop, Aryll let Toon Link go. "So, will you let me be yours now brother?"
'How come I'm the only one in the Legend of Zelda franchise who has to deal with this?'
"Well?"
"Fine, you can be my girlfriend at the time being, but don't tell anyone."
"Yay!"
Toon Link then hugged his sister. 'Now!' Toon Link shoved her and ran for the Mario Bros. to get his invite!
"30 seconds!"
"I gotta hurry!"
"You will not get away!"
"20 seconds!"
He ran towards his grandma with his sister close behind him.
"5...4...3...2..."
Link was so close to grabbing the invite, but then...
"1.." Then Mario and Luigi flew away with cape feathers.
"Wait! Stop! Come baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!"
"Too bad brother."
His jaw dropped.
Aryll then hugged the defeated boy who fell to his knees, screaming to the sky.
"Shut-up kid, it's time for dinner." Said Grandma.
Aryll dragged Link to the house.
After dinner, Toon Link went to his bed, with Aryll, sleeping next to him.
"I should stop her, but I'm old and I'll probably die when they're adults." As their grandma walked off Link thought about curling up into a corner to cry.
Aryll then kissed Toon Link on the cheek. "No matter how sad you get, I'll be there."
"You made me sad." he deadpanned.
"And that's why I'm here!"
He sighed as she kissed his cheek and snuggled against him.
