As Maxwell left the kitchen to see what ridiculous things Fran had bought, Niles laughed to himself as he pictured how ridiculous CC had looked standing outside with the popsicle stuck to her tongue. Even though her shopping addiction was bad, Niles couldn't help but wonder what she had bought him. Clothes, he figured, but he wore the same few things and it could get boring. He could never deny that Fran had a sense of style and wondered what ridiculous items she had bought him.

Opening the shopping bags and moving aside the tissue paper, he blushed as he saw what was in the bag. He immediately folded the bag to shut as tightly as he could. What was she thinking?

CC clearly noticed the embarrassed look on his face and moved closer to him. "What's in the bag, Niles?"

"Nothing, looks like Miss Fine bought me women's clothes by mistake. Nothing you would understand," he pathetically scuffed, hoping she would drop the subject.

"Not your best work," she replied smugly. "Come on- what's in there?"

He picked up the bag and hugged it to his chest. "Nothing that concerns you."

"Oh ho ho, Niles," she laughed. "Has Nanny Fine's shopping addiction gotten her so delusional that she got something dirty- something you'd clearly have no need for?"

Niles felt his face flush. No matter how much he denied it, his face gave it away. The way she enunciated the word dirty was so sexy and he couldn't help but get chills as he held the item close to his chest, CC just inches away from him. He felt like a teenage boy with his high school crush beside him. The butler was going to kill Fran once her "addiction" was over.