Author's Note

I'm really sorry this took so long to write. I really am. I don't like excuses, but I just want you all to know why this took so long was because I've written this entire chapter eight times. The reason for that, is because none of the seven other iterations had any point to them. Sure, I've had chapters where the focus was sex, but even then it led to something else. There wasn't even any smut in the previous versions. The first one was so bad, that half of it was Yoichi eating breakfast alone and talking to himself.

So yeah, I've had to redo this chapter everal times, each with a different direction or focus, and didn't like any of them. This one, I'm not too happy about, but it at least sets things up. The biggest reason I don't like this is because I've had to throw in a previous idea I've had for the story that I was going to use for something else, but I feel it works out for the story. In good news, though, he gets to meet two more girls! I can't believe the story's been going on this long and he hasn't even had a conversation with one of them, though. You'll be able to tell who I mean.

Kurogano Yokaze: Because of how the system works, when I read part of your review, I thought you were asking what the story was really about and I was prepared to go all deep and shit. But you weren't, and it all went away. I didn't know there was a Seduction Fist technique in I believe it's a game you're referring to? I came up with it out of nowhere after I had written the first chapter. But I do believe I've gone over what it did, which I believe is most prevalent in the flashbacks involving him and Konan as an ability, but there is indeed a technique part of it that was hinted at very early on.

Desdelor97: Glad you enjoyed it!

TheLastNanaya: Really should have had that part of him gone after the time skip, but just couldn't find a way to appropriately put it in without just shoving it out there.

Trinel: Well, the plot isn't really the focus. It's mainly included to add reasons why he would meet more girls. I would certainly like to hear how you think I could have done it better, as I'm always willing to accept criticism that could help people enjoy the story more!

Killaaxeman: I almost missed your review because I didn't get notified about it, but I'm glad I checked! Always glad to see another person enjoying the story! While I know things are weird, I'm at least glad I'm able to make some bit of sense for certain things happening.

Warning! This story will contain language, sexual situations, and possibly fetishes that some people may feel uncomfortable with. If you are easily offended or disturbed, don't complain, you've been warned.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto


Chapter 53: Toys are for All Ages!

The next morning, Yoichi woke up feeling fantastic. Was there any particular reason, you may ask? Did it have to do with how he felt much more in charge around the house? Was it because he had a wonderful sleep between two of his wonderful ladies? The answer, of course, was both.

Opening his eyes, he was greeted to the lovely sight of Tayuya and Kin, sleeping soundly while curled up against him. As if sensing he was awake, Kin began to stir, her eyes slowly opening to meet his own, a soft, gentle smile appearing on her face as she leaned in and kissed him lightly.

"Good morning, Master~" She almost sung, being careful to keep her voice down to avoid waking up the other occupant.

"Good morning to you as well." He said, Kin nuzzling into his neck as she waited a few minutes to enjoy the rest of the feeling before getting up, Yoichi noticing she was wearing only a thin t-shirt and a thong.

"I'm going to get breakfast started." She said, only for Yoichi to pull her back.

"You've got shadow clones, right? Just let them take care of it. I hardly spend any time with you." He said, Kin blinking in surprise before smiling wide and nodding. A few moments later, she was nestled against his side once again, her clones getting to work for her.

"I still think you do too much work around here." He added, his fingers running through her soft, silky, straight hair. "If you're not helping me with something directly, you're always doing chores that shadow clones could do." She sighed lightly, one hand lightly running along his chest.

"If I'm not doing anything, I don't feel helpful. Even if my clones are doing something, I'm technically not doing it. I just want to make sure I'm useful to you, since I don't want to be a shinobi." She said softly, Yoichi tilting his head and kissing her forehead.

"I do appreciate all you do, but you've done plenty for not just me, but everyone else. No one would mind if you took more time for yourself. In fact, I demand you relax more so I can spend more time with you." Kin couldn't help but giggle at that, nodding as she kissed his cheek.

"As you wish, Master…" She said happily.

"Ugh, get a fucking room." They heard Tayuya grumble who was woken up from their talking and moving, turning over to face away from them and get more sleep. Yoichi and Kin couldn't help but let out a small laugh, the raven haired girl getting an idea. Moving from Yoichi's side, she moved over to the red head's other side, rolling her onto her back. Just as Tayuya was going to complain, Kin quickly by placing her mouth on top of hers in a kiss.

Yoichi couldn't help but let out a small chuckle when he saw Tayuya kiss back, looking over the girl's body, seeing she was clad in a t-shirt and regular panties. After a few moments, he moved in closer to bite and suckle along her neck, one hand trailing down her body to her thighs, his fingers lightly running along the soft flesh. The added sensation caused her to let out a throaty moan, her head tilting to the side to allow him more access as her thighs parted slowly.

Kin and Yoichi took their time, teasing her slowly, making the usually foul-mouthed girl whimper and moan beneath them, her body wiggling to get more stimulation. Kin eventually broke the kiss, grinning victoriously down at her friend before her eyes glanced over to the side.

"Ah, shit! I'm going to be late!" Kin said as she pulled away, Yoichi doing the same, making the red head let out a groan of frustration.

"What for?" Yoichi asked as Tayuya silently pouted.

"I'm usually up earlier than this. It's already nine and I need to be at the stand before ten to help set things up. If I don't get ready now, I might not be on time. Don't you have training at ten as well, Tayuya?" Kin asked, as if a switch was flipped from 'playful' to 'serious'. Tayuya let out another groan, this time of annoyance.

"Yeah, but it's still team building, and we need a fourth member now because we scared the last piece of shit to death somehow. Don't fucking ask me how. But they damn might have found a new one already." She said as she sat up, begrudgingly following Kin out to the bathhouse.

"Oi, and shithead, use your own damn shower. Hard enough to stop right fucking there. You'd just make things take longer." Tayuya shouted over her shoulder before closing the sliding door behind her and Kin. Yoichi blinked before sighing as he was left alone, getting up and walking to take a cold shower to calm himself down. In a familiar set of events, someone would sneak up behind him, turning the cold water to warm, but they wouldn't wrap their arms around his waist like most of the girls would normally do.

"You can really be a pain, you know. When Kin and Tayuya came out, some of the others were expecting you poke your head out and tell someone to come join you." Yoichi turned around to see Satsuki standing behind him, arms crossed over her chest with a slight red tinge to her cheeks, her body bare for him to see.

"And you would be the last person I expected to join me when I didn't. Not that I mind, you just seem too prideful for this kind of thing." He responded. She simply rolled her eyes before moving over and sitting down on the shower bench.

"The others insisted I did since I don't talk with you much or something. They think if we were alone, I'd open up a bit more. I only agreed to get them to shut up about it and see what it was like." She kept her gaze from him, looking to the far side of the shower, even as he took a sit beside her.

"You know, I think I may have made you too much like your previous self that day." Yoichi mused, only to get an elbow to the gut.

"Don't bring that up. I figured out it was all a genjutsu. You practically forced me to say those things… And you can't make me immune to certain amounts of lightning, which you just said to make your story seem more believable. I didn't get over it until a few days before you came back." She said, obviously annoyed. Yoichi shrugged and leaned back.

"I won't deny it, but I had to make it seem a real as possible. People were worried about you. The girls, your brother… even myself. I just wanted you to see what things would be like if you stopped pushing everyone away like you were." The two of them sat in silence after that, the only sound being the water from the shower. After a short time, Yoichi heard her mumble something. "Hm?"

"I said thanks! And I'm not saying it again." She exclaimed, her face more flushed. "You… really did how what I was missing… No, not missing, just what I was ignoring. Everything I had been looking for was already around me. In a way, you saved me. I'm not going to forgive you for what you did, but I'm going to stay because I do feel… happy here." She admitted, still avoiding looking at him.

If she did look at him, though, she'd see the small smile on his face before her gently wrapped an arm around her waist, pulling her closer. For a moment, she tensed up, looking like she was going to move away from him. But, she seemed to reconsider, leaning against him and resting her head on his shoulder.

"You know, I do think we don't talk that often. Whenever you're not that busy and you just want to talk by ourselves, let me know. That alright with you?" He tells her, Satsuki nodding after thinking a moment. "Now, this is usually where we'd fuck, but I think you'd need the energy for the rest of the day." That wasn't the most appropriate thing to say at the time, Satsuki immediately smacking his shoulder and standing up.

"I'll finish up in the main bath house." She stated before walking out, Yoichi blinking before sighing and moving his head back, hitting it against the wall behind him.

"It's still the start of the day… Plenty of time to take care of business…" He muttered to himself, taking the time to think about what he would do the rest of the day.


A few hours later, Yoichi would find himself wandering aimlessly around the village out of sheer boredom. All of the girls had their own duties that day, leaving him to go out and find a way to be productive. Or something. He could train, sure, but he didn't have anyone that could help with his particular repertoire of techniques. He was mainly on his own.

That wasn't always a good thing, though. Despite how he knew a good majority of the village, he managed to find himself lost in a more empty part of Konoha that he doesn't remember ever being in. From how the buildings looked, it quickly became apparent to him that this would be considered a 'seedier' part of the village. That explained why he wasn't familiar with the area.

"I better just head on back. Nothing interesting here." He muttered to himself, but found himself speaking a bit too soon. One shop that looked like it was closed and abandoned might not have been as abandoned as one would think. On the door, a sign hung on it that simply said 'open'. In the windows, he could make out two more words, 'books' and 'toys'. Consider his interest piqued.

Not really minding if anyone saw him, he walked up to the door, pulling the handle to open it… locked. Yoichi blinked and sighed. There goes that venture. Just as he turned around and began to head back the way he came, there was a thud from the other side of the door, followed by an irritated voice.

"I swear, replacing this door would pay for itself in no time from the amount of customers it drives off…" He could make out just before the door opened. "Sorry about that, the door locks itself without us knowing. Feel free to come on in." A girl greeted him with a smile. He had to say, she was a bit of an eye-catcher, especially with how her hair was done in two cute buns. Though she looked familiar, he couldn't tell why.

"Ah, I see." He said to her, walking back to the store and walking inside, not noticing the look of surprise on the girl's face when she recognized him. Inside, it was just as he suspected with the vague signs. It was indeed an adult store. He had heard mentions of one in Konoha, but he never really pursued finding out where it was. It mght be called lucky that he stumbled upon it, but considering how often he used to wander aimlessly around Konoha, this was one of the last few areas he hadn't been to.

"So, did Ino or Temari tell you about this place?" The girl asked him, to which he gave her a questioning look.

"No, I just happened to be wandering around and found myself here." She tilted her head, putting one finger to her chin.

"Oh, that's right. They said something about keeping this a secret from you. But if you've found it on your own, nothing much can be done about that. So, looking for anything in particular?" The way she spoke told him that she was familiar with the girls as well as who he was. Why didn't he know who she was then?

"I don't mean to be rude, but you seem to know a bit about me a few people who are close to me, but I don't believe you and I have ever met." The look on her face sunk in disappointment, hanging her head down before looking back to him.

"I'm the only girl on a genin team you haven't slept with. Well, chunin now. My teammates are Neji Hyuga and the mini version of my sensei. Ring any bells?" He just stared blankly at her, making her sigh. "My name is Tenten."

"Ohhhh, right! I remember you now. Sorry, we just haven't really talked. Or actually met. Do you work here?" She let out another sigh before nodding.

"I guess that's fair. And yes, I help out here every now and then for a bit extra cash when my dad doesn't need any help at our shop. It's also the best place to avoid Lee and Gai-sensei so they don't drag me into more training on my days off. Don't mention I work here to them, or they'll try to rekindle my 'flames of youth' or something like that." She told him as she made her way around a sales counter and leaned on it.

"No promises. Sounds like good blackmail material." He said, making her roll her eyes.

"If I had a hundred ryo every time I heard that…" She muttered. "I'm just going to let you know that the according to the rules, if there's no one else I might need to assist, I'm obligated to show off any outfits and occasionally demonstrate certain other items as long as it doesn't involve doing anything too indecent. Thankfully the owner changed it from his previous rule." She said, making Yoichi tilt his head.

"Who's the owner?" Tenten could only shrug.

"No one knows except the head manager. All we know is that he's the only male involved and he's a big pervert. Every one he hires to work here is female. It's a bit surprising though, since this place hardly gets any customers, yet it's not only able to keep running but also pay all the employees a fairly decent wage." Whoever this person was, Yoichi was already wanting to shake their hand as his eyes scanned over the store.

"By the way, that was that about Ino and Temari not wanting me to know about this place?" Before Tenten could answer, the sound of someone attempting to open the door followed by loud knocking.

"Let me get that real quick." Tenten said as she moved from behind the counter with a key, unlocked the door and opening it up, revealing a purple haired woman. Unlike Anko, she let her hair hang down, reaching past her back. Her eyes were a warm brown, her lips red with lipstick. For her outfit, she wore the standard Anbu uniform, her right shoulder exposed to show off an Anbu tattoo.

"That door is such a pain…" The woman stated as she walked on in before noticing Yoichi. "Guess we're starting early today. Welcome to the Rumor Mill. Books are in the back." She told him, making him blink.

"Rumor Mill…?" Yoichi asked, Tenten speaking up.

"The store doesn't really have a name. It's just what we call it. Anyways, Yoichi, this is Yugao. She's in charge of our discreet delivery service. People order things anonymously with a payment upfront, she seals things up and delivers them to a drop off point. Yugao, this is Yoichi. I don't think he needs any other introduction." The younger girl said, leaving him confused.

"Why not?" Tenten seemed to become nervous about that question, her eyes glancing to Yugao to think of something say, but she didn't seem to catch it.

"So you're the guy all those girls keep talking about. Someone let the location here slip?" Yoichi blinked before crossing his arms and looking to Tenten.

"Explain." The bun haired girl sighed heavily, Yugao looking between the two of them before realizing she shouldn't have said that.

"We call this place the Rumor Mill because this has become the unofficial place for kunoichi to gossip since it opened up about a year and a half ago. Anko started spreading some rumor about this place, and it just became the main hangout." She told him. Yoichi quirked an eyebrow at that.

"An adult store has become the gathering place for Konoha's kunoichi… and from what you've said, I'm guessing Temari, Ino, and possibly a few others frequent here." Yugao would answer for Tenten who was a bit crushed that she spilled things so easily.

"Not only visit, but sometimes work as well. Anko's the head manager and is in charge of hiring people, but she's, well, Anko. So, she just lets anyone show up to work for some extra money. Since people usually find out about this place by word of mouth, it's been pretty easy to keep this place as a private hangout, especially since our delivery catalogue is disguised as a delivery service from a town outside Konoha. With how few customers we get coming to the store, most of what we get paid for is just standing around. Hell, even Anko hardly comes by other than to hear the latest news or to grab her own pay from just being called the manager." Yoichi pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed.

"I would say this is ridiculous, but after yesterday's events, I'm mainly disappointed I didn't know about this place earlier." Tenten seemed to get over her small bout of depression to respond to him.

"You mean how Orochimaru is in Konoha's custody and the First and Second Hokage are zombies hanging out in the Lady Tsunade's office?" Yoichi was going to ask how she knew that, but quickly thought of one person who would be able to share that so quickly.

"Konan?" She nodded. "I had a feeling. Well, guess it looks like I'm going to search for Anko to see if I can help out." Tenten tilted her head confusedly.

"Well, there isn't anything about guys working here, but why would you want to work here anyways?" Yoichi closed his eyes and sighed.

"I've got literally nothing else to do, and this is possibly the best place for me to work at. I mean, really, where else would an injutsu user be better at than an adult store? Other than a brothel, of course." Before either of the two girls could respond, there was the sound of someone trying to open the door that had locked once again. However, before Tenten could go unlock it, the door was hit so hard that it had its hinges broken, flying across the store and hitting a shelf, causing the various products to be knocked to the ground.

"Fucking great. First the pervert steals my dango and says I need to make someone the assistant manager, and now I need to get a new door. The hell else is going to happen?" A visibly irritated Anko muttered to herself as she stomped inside, pausing as she noticed Yoichi look at her, along with Tenten and Yugao. "Alright, who told you?" She asked him.

"If you mean how I found out where this was, I just stumbled across it. These two just told me everything about what this place is for, though. I was just about to go look for you to ask if I could work here." Anko glanced at the two girls before closing her eyes and letting out a frustrated sigh. Then, she suddenly lit up as she had an idea.

"Maybe this could help bring in more customers…" She muttered to herself, the others barely able to hear that. She glanced behind her at the missing door before looking back to them. "Can you replace the door?" She asked Yoichi, trying to sound more professional suddenly. Needless to say, it wasn't much, but it was enough to notice the attempt.

"Probably." He said with a shrug.

"Good enough for me! Tenten, Yugao, meet the new assistant manager. Yoichi, take care of the door and then… whatever else needs to be done. I'm going to get my dango back!" She said, turning around and rushing out the door, wanting to get her delicious treats in her grasp once again. Yoichi looked to the two girls, the three of them blinking at each other.

"So, where exactly would I go to get a new door?" He asked.


Author's Note

As a bit of a tidbit, the one of my first thoughts for the story was to have Yoichi be the owner of a sex shop for shinobi. 'Adult store' is what I call it here, but that's only because it sounds better than saying 'sex shop' over and over. I did have thoughts of revisiting that idea for another story, but I decided to throw in something similar to that for now. Might run with that idea again, but for a different series other than Naruto. Bleach might work, but I would have to catch up on pretty much everything.

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