RVB Arrancars Meta Arc
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Skullak: What happened? Where am I?
F.I.L.S.S: Safety Protocols were initiated, please remain calm.
Skullak: Loly, is that you?
F.I.L.S.S: Yes.
Skullak: What is this place?
F.I.L.S.S: Your operator has been injured or incapacitated, and you are now in Recovery will remain in this state until such time as you can be extracted by a Recovery Agent, or your operator regains consciousness.
Skullak: Wait! You didn't send a Recovery Beacon did you!? Because that would be really -
F.I.L.S.S: Recovery Beacons only arm once a unit leaves the unit has yet to leave this facility there for we must first...
Skullak: Yeah, yeah I got it. Is that Tex?
F.I.L.S.S: Affirmative. Technically, she is not present in this environment, but if you would like to speak to her I can relay communication through external channel.
Skullak: Yes, please.
F.I.L.S.S: I am sorry but she has refused the connection. She should not be able to do that.
Skullak: Yeah, that's not surprising. Can you force it through?
F.I.L.S.S: I can try, but I would not recommend that action.
Skullak: Beacuse I might damage her?
F.I.L.S.S: No, I just have learned that when a woman wants to be alone, it is best to leave her alone.
Skullak: Yeah, good call. Hey get me out of this but, uh, leave her in here until I figure out what to do with her.
F.I.L.S.S: Suit your self.
Skullak: Uhh, she didn't hear that did she?
F.I.L.S.S: Unclear.
Skullak: I thought you weren't relaying my messages!
F.I.L.S.S: Recovery Mode disabled.
Skullak: You women always stick together. Oh man I hope she didn't hear that.
Cut to Washington at the desert.
Washington: Are you going in or not?
Szayel: Oh, do I have a choice? Then not, I'm gonna go with that one.
Washington: Meta, get out here!
Meta: (growls)
Szayel: Yeah, I'm definitely gonna stick with not. That seems like the best one of those two choices that you gave me.
Washington: Get in there!
Szayel: Tell you what, put me back in the wall, I like the wall. It was cozy and it protected me. I miss my wall!
Washington: You are utterly useless. I know we brought you along for a reason but for the life of me, I can't remember what it is.
Szayel: The important thing is we're becoming friends. They say the bonds of men in combat are as strong as brotherhood!
Washington: Meta get out here... please!
Szayel: His voice sounds tense. Maybe you should give him a back rub. That wouldn't be weird, right? One freelancer giving another a back rub?
Washington: Aren't you trained in stress management or something? Calm him down!
Szayel: That only works if the person wants to be calm. I dont think he qualifies.
Washington: Listen Meta, whatever you found, we can deal with it, I promise. Just come out here and show me what it is.
Meta throws something at Washington and Szayel.
Washington: WOAH!
Szayel: Funky butt-loving!
Washington and Szayel stare at the Epsilon module.
Washington: Oh. You found... that.
Scene cuts to Skullak and Rey.
Rey: Oh oh god, that sucked! What was all that glowing shit?
Skullak: Loly put us in lock-down to save us.
Rey: She knocked us out to help us? That makes sense.
Skullak: Hey, at least we're not getting our asses kicked okay? That's an improvement.
Rey: Yeah, that's a good point. Can't argue with results.
They walk over to the Reds.
Skullak: Loly, can they, ahh... can they hear me?
F.I.L.S.S: Affirmative.
Di-Roy: She said yes.
Rey: We heard her dipshit!
Di-Roy: I know! I just want to use the microphone! It makes me sound super loud! I'm not sure if you can tell!
Rey: Hey, where'd you get the new body?
Skullak: Long story dude, I'll tell you later.
Rey: Man, I know I asked but I really dont give a shit, Skullak.
Di-Roy: Attention Freelancer shoppers! We have a special on submachine guns in aisle seven!
Skullak: Loly, please mute him!
F.I.L.S.S: Affirmative.
Di-Roy: This is Di-Roy Linker and I - ( Mute ) - aww man...
Scene cuts to the Reds in Recovery Mode.
Findor: Sarge, where are we?
Baraggan: Men, I have bad news for all of us - we're dead. Which in the case of Nirgge is good news for me. But still, bad news overall.
Findor: Dead?! I can't be dead! I still have so much to do!
Nirgge: Uh? Like what?
Findor: Like... everything that doesnt involve a computer...man, it's been a real one-track life for me.
Nirgge: So this is the after-life, huh? Not bad, it's kind of grainy. Overall, I cant complain.
Baraggan: This is just the stage before we move on, like purgatory.
Findor: Ooo, or like the last episode of Lost.
Baraggan: Hey! I havent seen that yet! No Spoilers!
Findor: That show was on hundreds of years ago!
Baraggan: La, la, la-la, don't say anything else!
Findor: Give me a break!
Nirgge: Well, I'm going to sleep. See you losers in 14 hours.
Baraggan: Nirgge, no napping!
Nirgge: Sorry Sarge, but you always said I can sleep when I was dead. Hey, guess what? I am dead. So this purgatory is about to become ...
Baraggan: Nirgge!
Church: Hey Reds! Can you hear me?
Baraggan: Who in Sam Heaven is that?
Findor: Is that God?
Nirgge: Hey almighty, can it! Some of us are trying to get a little shut eye.
Baraggan: No Blasphemy!
Simmons: What do you want God? Take Nirgge, he's been terrible! I mean great!
Rey: It's not God dude, its Skullak. He just thinks he's God.
Scene returns to Skullak and Rey,
Rey: Pfft, this is just what you need, more people worshipping you.
Skullak: Yeah, hey listen, we want to let you out, but we don't want you to attack us or attack Tex, OK?
Findor: Attack Tex? She attacked us!
Nirgge: Fuck you guys!
Baraggan: I would never hit a girl!
Skullak: Just agree and we'll let you out.
Findor: Grr, fine...
Grif: Whatever...
Baraggan: Grk duh mrm jerk gurrgle...
Skullak: I'm gonna assume that last one was a yes. Alright, let 'em out Loly!
F.I.L.S.S: Affirmative. Ending Recovery Mode, red units.
Baraggan: Ahh! My neck was killing me!
