The Review Issue problem is slowly revising itself...is it just this arc? I do agree this arc is a little boring to read, but it is necessary.

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Hektols; Same to your newest chapters, but did you have to kill Utakata, he's cool. R.I.P Utakata of Hektols!

Soulhope; Hey, Kisame isn't dieing anytime soon.

Naruhina; Well, he does have Sakura as a teammate, and with all of his sensei's being perverted (Killer Bee the only exception, GO BEE!), it would make sense he'd be against it

Warrior; Who doesn't, they either hate you, or swarm you in the Naruto verse

Twilight; I do have to wonder where they get that picture, after all Hinata is the only Kunoichi his age he ever met who at any point in time, NEVER showed any sign of affection over him, besides Tayuya (Tenten and Temari don't get out that easy)...if we assume canon Haku is male. Also, Itachi ambushed them in the middle of the night, not to mention his memories are shot, Taisune commented that to be "Kakashi must have taught him that to keep his eye" and Naruto learned Rasengan before the exams

50525; I won't go past that point, though it looks like a few filler arc chapters might be used

You know, I think Kyubbi is the most varied character in the Naruto Fanon. Alternating in Gender, motives, past...it probably does it more then Haku does, or the occasional Fem Naru or Fem Sasuke. Its seeing all of Kyubbi's changing genders and such that I decided to explain why my Fox is female, hence the praise of Hektols.

To that, which characters get bashed? As I've seen, Sasuke, Sakura, Kakashi, Sandiame, Yondiame, Danzo, The old koots...who else is bashed?

The poll stands at Naruto and the Brilliant Shadow at 5 votes, to 4 votes for Naruto Revenge of the Vampiress, with no votes for hidden silver Child.

Tell me if you have had enough, of cliche plots. (Those who can turn cliche into something good deserve a round of applause; eg me and the Bloodline Cliche, Hektols and the Timetravel Cliche and Dthegrimn for the Vampire cliche)

Outside an city with a castle nearby

"EARTH RELEASE; SWAMP OF THE UNDERWORLD!" Naruto did the boar and tiger hand seals, as the earth around his shuttered, before instead of the target shadow clone of the Pervy sage getting tugged into it, the real one got stuck.

"GAKI!"

"PERVY SAGE! Sorry" he stopped the technique, as Jiraiya shook his long hair, shaking out brown muck.

"You really need to work on its accuracy Gaki" Jiraiya shook his head. They had been trying for days to get it right, but every time Naruto tried the technique, he always missed, and trapped Jiraiya in it. For some reason, that always happened, be he in front of, behind, in Dan's shadow via his Toad Flat, Shadow Manipulation Technique, or a half a mile away, he'd get stuck in said swamp.

Dan chuckled "It's odd that Naruto can't use Earth Release so well, perhaps maybe its karma for what his father did to the Land of Earth's Ninja in the war?" Jiraiya shook his head.

"Okay, that sound's outrageous, its obvious he can't pull off such awesome jutsu..." Naruto glared at him.

"Ninja Art; Jiraiya incapacitating Technique!" Naruto created several shadow clones, in Sexy Jutsu form, were giggling around Jiraiya...until via a Genjtusu, a loud and female voice yelled.

"JIRAIYA-BAKA, ARE YOU PEAKING ON ME AGAIN! I WILL KILL YOU THIS TIME!" Jiraiya, trapped unawares, was panicking.

"TSUNADE-HIME, LET'S NOT BE HASTY..AHHHHHHH!" Jiraiya collapsed to the ground. Dan shook his head.

"Some things never change, do they?"

On the road

Itachi and Kisame were on the move, again on the search for the most powerful, on paper, Jinchuriki, the 9 tailed Fox, or Kyubbi no Kitsune, depending on what you preferred.

"So Itachi-san, your parents are alive. I'm surprised you were so calm about it" Kisame shook his head. Itachi looked towards him.

"I do admit surprise, but it does at least do something beneficial. During the fight, I used one of my techniques from my ANBU days, when we were doing studies on the Jinchuuriki we're hunting" Kisame was interested.

"Studies?" Itachi nodded.

"The Sandiame was curious to Naruto's health, for none of the previous Jinchuuriki of the fox, Mito Uzumaki, grandmother of Tsunade of the Sannin if your curious...or his own mother, Kushina Uzumaki, who I remember to be one of my mother's own friends, had those whisker marks he has"

"Whisker Marks?"

"Yes, Naruto was born with them, before he had the Fox sealed inside of him. The Hokage was curious as to how that might impact him. His worse fears were that they meant he was something else then Jinchuuriki, a Hanyou...but it turns out that not the case, he's a perfectly healthy boy"

"Wait, you mean..."

"Yes, I could gain a new brother or sister, and not have to rely on Sasuke to restore my clan. Its just a worry off my mind"

The town, Tanzuka Quarters

Jiraiya entered the town, with his chest huffed as he inhaled deep breaths of air via his large nostrils. Dan and Naruto were looking at him oddly.

"Um..." Naruto began, before he smiled.

"Yep, Tsunade-hime is here somewhere, my Pervy senses are tingling" Naruto looked disturbed, as Dan glared at him. Jiraiya chuckled.

"For you see, with my training and awesome Sannin skills, I have developed a way to sense females with the finest of body features via the air. As such, a knockout like our soon to be Godiame is quite easy to sense" Naruto looked disturbed.

"Okay...creepy" Jiraiya also seemed curious.

"I also can smell the odor of hormones, released only by those in the deepest reaches of Amor" he rolled his tongue as he said this "And I smell a powerful love smell in the air...and fish..."

"NARUTO-KUN!" a familiar black haired girl in blue ran to him from the shadows and hugged him tightly. Naruto's eyes were wide.

"Isaribi-Chan?" the girl nodded. Dan and Jiraiya were amazed.

'How many girls does this guy have?' Dan wondered 'And how does he get such genuine affection?'

'Man, another one. Oh, I can't wait for the back story. I'm already finished with 'Kitsune To Mesu' (Fox and Vixens) volume one, and that was with only Hinata, Tayuya, Haku and Fu. I'm going to be rich...er!'

One Jiraiya cut (Long Cut stopping by other hot ladies in the bad parts of town, later)

Entering a restaurant, the now quartet of traveler finally found what they were looking for, or did they...

"Hey Pervy sage" said sage groaned, that new player on the Naruto scene, or old...whatever, really picked up on his antics quickly...and knowing Naruto this girl probably had some sort of jutsu that caused his manhood to catch fire or something " where's this Tsunade you keep talking about, one of you old sannin guys? Emphasis, on old" Said girl was then hit, with horrible levels of killer intent, coming from a corner bar with a buxom blond, flat chested black haired female, and a dressed up pig.

"TSUNADE!" Jiraiya yelled in surprise. Said female looked up in shock as well.

"Jiraiya..." her gaze shifted towards his companions..."D..DAN!"

"Uncle" Shizune gasped...

"OINK!"...

One intense dinner conversation later

"So...that's why the snake only offered to bring Nawaki back" Tsunade mused. Naruto and Isarabi were confused.

"Nawaki?" Jiraiya decided to clarify.

"Her brother, Naruto" Tsunade's eyes shot open.

"Naruto...the Fox Jinchuriki, I thought you were dead..." Naruto looked confused, before Jiraiya sighed.

"Let me guess, you were told by Homura, Koharu?" Tsunade nodded at the last name, before Jiraiya explained.

"I mentioned beforehand that I was your godfather, and how the old windbag lied to me about you, with my work on Konoha's spy network keeping me away from the village to confirm that. I didn't have any idea really, until that Taisune guy told me..."

"Taisune..." Naruto said confused "Him again?"

"Yep, and then I raced back..."

"And promptly blew up a fence looking for Koharu, got mugged by angry females and locked in a hospital for weeks" Taisune said, appearing at the table side in a moments notice. Tsunade glared at him.

"YOU!" He chuckled, pulling up a chair to sit down at the table.

"Wait, you know her?" Jiraiya asked, he sighed.

"She tried to kill me. Never mind that, carry on I can wait" Tsunade went from glaring at Taisune, to sighing.

"You were alive...all this time..." Naruto was confused, until Jiraiya decided to intervene.

"Note, I was asked to be your godfather, by your father, Minato Namikaze, aka Hokage numero 4. The Yondiame. However, your mother, for some odd reasons, never trusted me fully..." Tsunade chuckled, as did Dan and Shizune, as Naruto's eyes widened.

"WAIT, DID YOU PEEP ON MY OKA-SAN!" Jiraiya shook his hands rapidly.

"Not...intentionally, urg only Tsunade was worse...I rather like my hair long, it took ages to regrow it all. Anyway, she asked Tsunade to be your godmother, in case I wasn't around. The Uzumaki and Senju are distantly related, last I checked Tsunade's grandmother was your mother's great, great, aunt or something...say about a few generations back (A/N, Clan descendents far enough away genetically so Tsunade being Minato's mom doesn't cause inbreeding issues, just catching this potential problem now), so its an obligation of sorts"

"So, Godiame, eh?" Tsunade rose an eyebrow "Sorry I beat you there, Dan-kun, but I get to kill Koharu, right?" Jiraiya chuckled.

"Sorry Hime, Danzo beat you to it" she seemed put down "I can kill him, right?" she looked at Taisune with a glare, who sighed.

"Why me? Urg" he glared back at her "Listen, well seeing as your old and sort of Uzumaki blooded, can I call you a Grandma..."

"ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT" Tsunade snarled, preparing for the ultimate kick where you should kick, but Taisune did a rapid move before she could.

"Wood Release; Four Pillars Prison wall!" wood rose out of nowhere, trapping Tsunade in a cage of wood. While normally this wouldn't phase her at all, the surprise was evident. Shizune was similarly agape.

"WOOD RELEASE! WHY DO YOU HAVE IT...why don't I?" she said quietly at the end. He shook his head.

"I'm not here for a social gathering, and as to how I can use Wood Release, your have to wait for a while, Granny" Tsunade was snorting smoke like a bull at this point.

"Naruto-kun, as you know, because of both your natural inheritance, and my seal, you have unlocked seven Kekkei Genkai; Storm Release of Kumo, Aura of Taki, Scorch of Suna, Ice of Kiri, Lava of Iwa, and finally Wood and your natural Teleport, both of Konoha." the new two were now seriously agape, Jiraiya hadn't gotten to explaining that part yet " However, you still have my last two. There is also, an issue. For you see, once you have obtained all of them, I shall die" the group was shocked, particularly Naruto.

"Hey HEY HEY, what do you mean, your die! Then why give me them in the first place!" he shook his head.

"I am already dieing, my last battle with the Uchiha who has taken control of Sasuke's body saw to that" Tsunade glared at Jiraiya, at yet something else she hadn't managed to bring up yet "At the same time, you needed them. Naruto-kun, you are destined for great things, rather it be becoming Hokage, or rebuilding your two clans...oh by the way, I highly suggest talking to the Perverted Hermit on that as well" Jiraiya yelped like a kicked puppy at this point, as the killer intent now radiating off Tsunade was starting to kill off mice in the sewers below.

"Though, that is not to say that you haven't done much already, getting a bridge named after you..."

"Wait, what?" Isaribi blinked.

"Oh, the Great Naruto Bridge in Wave, I thought you knew" Naruto smiled.

"I have a bridge"

"You defeated a Heroes Water powered Shinobi, even with help that's something, defeating the One Tailed Shukaku...and becoming a Jonin at age 13. However, I hope you don't get cocky, after all, I fear that my past will come and find you, and that harem of yours..." using warp seals he vanished, as Naruto began stuttering.

"HEY, IT IS NOT LIKE THAT!..." Civilians were beginning to collapse, as Tsunade finally broke out of her cage, furious.

"JIRAIYA! YOU TURNED MY GODSON INTO A PERVERT! AND WHAT IS THIS ABOUT KEKKEI GENKAI, UCHIHA'S, BJUU'S...!" Jiraiya ran away as fast as he could, followed by the person who had required him to learn how to move that fast. Shizune sighed into her hands.

"Tsunade-sama..." Dan sighed.

"Well, glad to see those two are the same as ever...but with Orochimaru around, hopefully she won't hurt him that bad" Naruto was torn, should he help his godfather, or avoid his highly terrifying godmother. Meanwhile, Taisune, who was currently watching the carnage with a cup of ramen in hand, sighed.

"I really don't want to see what happens when I bring up the grandson thing. Speaking of...I wonder where Fluffy got off to..." a large amount of anime tears, in flood form, poured out of a casino nearby. He shook his head.

"Had to distract her, now I just bankrupted more idiots"

Orig Moves

Ninja Art; Jiraiya Incapacitating Technique

Rank; D (S to Jiraiya's)

Description; Creates shadow clones, masking as beautiful females with a Genjutsu monster (Tsunade), behind them. Said Jiraiya then is trapped in a memory of running away for his wife, and his manhood.