"Welcome," Kaoru's voice was heard as the show started to complete darkness. "This is Kaoru's Toyland, the toyland where we feature legitimate Sonic products and are glad to take your money. This episode," she flipped a switch and lit her face with a flashlight, "we celebrate Halloween."
Suddenly, two spot lights turned on, one lighting up Kaoru and another lighting a box that was standing next to her. From her pocket, she pulled out a controller. When she pushed the button the four sides of the books fell open to reveal and very, very, dark and creeping-looking Tails doll. In another, more creepy universe this Tails could've been an exact replica of the real Tails. This Tails was made of various shades of black and gray. It had eyes that seemed to be opened as wide as they could go and a smile that made the whole crew feel uncomfortable. In the doll's hands were two bag. One of the bags had a Jack-o-lantern on it while the other bag had a ghost.
"As you can see, this Tails doll covers all of your trick or treating needing! It's twice as creepy as the original and even comes with two bags to fill with candy. That's two bags that aren't sold seperately! I'm getting more generous!"
From next to her, the Tail's doll's tail twitched and hit Kaoru on the back, causing her to look over at it in surprise. "I'm sure that's nothing," she assured the camera. "Now, the great thing about this toy is that it will get you a ton of candy.
"When you knock on the door, the Tails: Trick or Treat, that's what we're calling it, will step in front of you to greet the owner of the lovely establishment when they open the door. When the poor sap finally comes to the door, he or she will get the living daylights scared out of them! They will pass out and drop the candy bowl onto the floor. You then can pick up all of the candy and run off. The man or lady of the house won't wake up until you are long gone.
"What does the Tails toy do to scare these people, you may be asking the TV right now. Well, I can't show you on the show because I need you to watch it until the end and we don't have time to wait for all of you to wake up. I just suggest that you avert your eyes when it comes time for the scaring, watching Tails scare may actually scare you and you won't be able to get the candy that you purchased this toy for.
"I'm sure you've guess that since we can't show you what the toy does we can't really show you any happy customer videos so you'll just have to trust us when we say this toy works better at scaring people than a naked Brittney Spears in a Yoga classroom.
"So in case you were wondering, I'm asking a low low price of 4898409 Mardi Gras masks for this toy. I'm also going to have to send you some warnings so I don't get into any trouble. Firstly, don't knock on any doors with this toy around unless you want to to scare the begeezus out of the person that opens the door. Secondly, we are not responsible for concussions, hatred sent your way by your peers, any pranks by your neighbors, loss of your middle toe, or the apocalypse.
"We also aren't responsible if this doll watches you while you sleep or follows you to school in a stalker-like fashion. We aren't responsible if this doll sharpens its teeth and pretends to be a vampire or covers itself in glitter because of its bad taste in Twilight. We aren't responsible if this toy cuts off your arm and replaces it with someone else's in the hopes to fulfill his dream of becoming like Dr. Frankenstein. We can't help it if this doll tries to find his letter to Hogwarts in your underwear drawer because he thinks you are conspiring against him and it's not our fault if he starts to believe you are planning to kill him.
"Following that thought, we can't help it if you start to believe that this doll is planning your murder. You are just being paranoid and there is nothing to worry about. This doll is mostly harmless and would only hurt a fly. Unless provoked. Don't provoke him. You've been warned.
"So! If you want this super awesome doll just stop by Kaoru's Toyland today and pick one up. Our Cashiers are practically begging to get rid of them! And it's not because the dolls are holding guns or knives up to the cashiers! That's a ridiculous thought! Get rid of it right now! Your very special Tails doll is awaiting your arrival so get off your lazy bum and get going!"
The spotlights turned off and Kaoru flipped her flashlight back on, illuminating only her face. "This toy is only available for a limited time. Make sure you get there before they are all on the run."
A/N
Big thanks to Mana50 for this idea... last year. Sorry it took such a long time for it to be used.
Also, this was supposed to be put up yesterday, so sorry about that. A friend asked me to help him write a speech and it went way longer than I thought it would. But, hopefully you guys aren't too upset with me. Better late than never, am I right? And most of you are probably used to my flakiness by now. :( Sorry.
I hope you enjoyed it even if it was a day late. Hopefully you guys weren't over the whole halloween thing.
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