Epic Rap Battles of Total Drama!

Eva (shows Eva on her mp3)

VS.

Alejandro (shows Alejandro smiling evily)

BEGIN!

Alejandro:

I'm the ultimate player, I'm as tough as a rock.
Why don't you leave this to the real jock.
You think it's good you were beat by Heather.
She wears skimpy shorts and is neck high in leather.
You're just some strong, ugly dame.
At least I actually played the game.
I came in first, you came in twenty first.
I eat losers for breakfast, so come quench my thirst.
I rocked the plane, and I will do it again.
So why don't you just try to get your revenge.

Eva:

Well isn't it the great Alejandro.
Now degraded to a lower life form.
I have won the hearts of the fans.
What have you won really nothing.
You didn't even get the money you won.
Now you should just turn back.
Becuase right now prepare to burn.

WHO WON?

WHO SHOULD BE NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!