Fun with the Azu-kids
Note:Bold, English. That's all I'm gonna say.
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12:30
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Well, everybody had lunch, and the mothers all laid down their children for a nap.
Non-flash cameras and cell phones took pictures of the three kids sleeping together. It was just so…cute.
While they took a nap, however, the adults had things to discuss.
"So, what do you think? Do we raise them?" Tomo asked.
"Of course we do. They are our children." Sakaki said, in her cool voice.
"But...I mean, seriously, what do we know about them?" Yomi asked.
"Oh, that reminds me" Joe said, looking at the sheets one again in his hands. "I think the mothers need to read these, it may be important."
He handed the information on Koyomiko to Yomi and Tomo, the info on Nekosa to Sakaki, and the info on Koharu to Kaorin and Kagura.
"Birthday's November 1st…" Yomi read off the sheet. "Enjoys exploration…very creative…oh, she knows Spanish…"
Sakaki was on the verge of tears as she read her's.
"Sakaki-san?" Joe asked.
She could also see that she was smiling.
"My mother…" Sakaki said. "…can see her. She's hypoallergenic, and doesn't shed."
Joe gave Sakaki a loving hug. At least Sakaki's mother would be able to see her own granddaughter.
"Extreme dislike for men…" Kaorin read. "Don't need to tell us twice." (sweat-drop)
"At least you don't have to worry about Kimura bugging you anymore…" Yukari pointed out.
With that note, Kaorin got the biggest smile she had had in a while.
"Hey! An excellent swimmer! Must be from my side" Kagura said, grinning.
"Um…did anybody else notice we don't have a change of clothes for them?" Osaka asked.
Everybody stopped, and stared at Osaka in amazement.
"Dear god, Osaka, you're making sense…" Nyamo said, wide-eyed.
"So, we go shopping while a few people stay home and watch the kids…" Yomi said.
"Um, from what I've learned throughout my life, if you're going to buy clothes for kids, you take them with you. It may be hell, but at least you get the right sizes." Joe said.
Everybody sighed. That meant they were going to have to wait for the girls to get up.
That's when something else popped into Yomi's mind. Something she knew she would have to do, but didn't want to do it.
"Shaun, can I talk to you for a minute?" Yomi asked.
Shaun nodded and proceeded into a separate room with Yomi. Tomo, being Tomo, put her ear up against the door.
Everybody watched Tomo. They knew she would give them the run-down of what was said after they came out.
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"First up, Shaun, I just wanted to say, that you're a really nice guy, and I appreciate all that you've done for me…" Yomi started.
"You want to break up with me, don't you?" Shaun said.
"Well, technically, we wouldn't be breaking up, considering we technically weren't boyfriend and girlfriend." Yomi said.
Yomi saw that what she just said kind of hurt Shaun's feelings.
"What I meant to say was, you're a smart guy, but I'm raising a kid with Tomo, (even though I seriously don't want to) and…somehow…I feel like you and I were just never meant to be." Yomi said.
Shaun still looked hurt.
Yomi went up, and kissed him on the lips.
"You're nice, and a smart guy. Please, don't ever lose that." Yomi said sweetly.
Shaun felt crushed. His only love, a person whom he had followed because she helped him from afar, rejected him.
Shaun walked out of the room (Tomo just barely managed to get out of the way), and walked out of the house.
"What was that all about?" Joe asked.
"Nothing…" Yomi said, as she walked out of the room, and sat back down at the table.
Why did I do that? I thought I hated Tomo… Yomi thought.
"She broke up with him…" Tomo said, walking back to the table. She also seemed a bit sullen.
But, why would she do that? I thought she hated me… Tomo thought.
"Hey, Chiyo, maybe you should go talk to him…maturely" Joe said.
Chiyo got up, and changed to her adult form. She then walked out to talk with Shaun.
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"Shaun?" Chiyo asked.
Shaun sighed. "Hey, Chiyo"
"What's the matter?" Chiyo asked.
"Yomi just broke up with me…" Shaun said. He sat down on the grass, curled up, and put his head into his knees. "I feel crappy right now."
Chiyo walked over and sat down.
"Why don't you tell me about it?" Chiyo asked.
"Well, after I got out of college, I went off to become a video game character designer, but I started gaining weight. After that, I tried a whole bunch of dieting tips, but none of them worked. I finally got to Yomi's tips, and her's worked!! I fell in love with her, even learning Japanese so that one day, I could meet her, and ask her out to dinner, maybe even marry her."
Chiyo listened intently to Shaun's story.
"But that can't happen now. She just dumped me for Tomo. For Tomo! Do you have any idea how crushing this is to my self-esteem?" Shaun asked.
"Well, they have a child now. Having a kid changes a lot of stuff in life." Chiyo said.
Shaun sighed. "Yeah, but…"
"Listen, when we all go shopping, I'll buy you some lunch. That will cheer you up. How does that sound?" Chiyo asked.
Shaun looked over at her. She seemed so much more…mature in her adult form.
Shaun smiled. "Sure, I'd like that."
Chiyo closed her eyes, and smiled happily. "OK, then."
"Can we…call it a date?" Shaun asked.
Chiyo looked at him for a moment, then smiled again.
"Sure, we can call it a date…" Chiyo said.
"Thanks, Chiyo, you really are a good friend…" Shaun said, smiling.
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Shaun and Chiyo walked back inside the house, both of them smiling slightly.
Way to go, Chiyo, Joe thought.
"OKAASAN!!" Nekosa screamed.
All of a sudden, Nekosa came running out of the room. She leapt over the guardrail of the second story, fell down (on her feet) in the living room (landing perfectly), and ran right up to Sakaki, and grabbed hold in a frightened hug. Nekosa started crying.
"shhh, shhh, it's OK, it's alright…" Sakaki cooed. Somehow, seeing Sakaki as a motherly figure really made Joe love her more.
"Okaasan, the big mean dog is gonna get me!" Nekosa screamed. She had tears running down her face.
"What big mean dog?" Sakaki asked.
"She had a nightmare…" Koyomiko said, coming out of the room, rubbing her eyes. Nekosa had woken her up.
"She gets these dreams about a big mean dog chasing her…" Koharu said, also coming out of the room.
Nekosa cried more into Sakaki's shoulder. Sakaki tried to calm her down.
"Dreams about a big mean dog? Well, I've had something like that before…but the dog usually had rabies." Shaun whispered in Joe's ear.
"It's a cat thing. Leave her alone." Joe whispered back.
Koyomiko and Koharu came down and gave both of their mothers a hug.
Yukari, on the other hand, decided to do something mean.
Yukari crawled over behind Sakaki and started whispering to Nekosa.
"The big mean dog…he enjoy's eating little kitty girls…" Yukari said evilly.
Nekosa buried her head in Sakaki's shoulder and began to shake in fear.
When Yukari began to laugh, Sakaki turned around, grabbed her by the collar and pulled her close.
Yukari's face was now two centimeters away from Sakaki's face, and Sakaki looked angry.
"Don't…EVER…scare my daughter like that again." Sakaki said, her eyes burning death and destruction.
Yukari saw these eyes that she had never seen before. A burning hatred and a need to kill any person that dares mess with the daughter of Tanaka Sakaki.
"I'm…sorry…I won't do it again." Yukari said, completely full of fear. Sakaki let her go, and Yukari backed up against the very far wall.
"Woah…" Tomo said, completely shocked at Sakaki's action just two seconds before.
Sakaki hugged Nekosa tighter, now once again sounding soothing and loving. "It's alright…she was just being insensitive…the dog's not gonna get you…."
"So, what are we going to do now?" Koyomiko asked Yomi, as Nekosa began to calm down.
"Well, as it turns out, we need to go clothes shopping" Yomi said.
"Oh, than I know just the perfect place not far from here! Let's go!" Shaun said.
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Yukari, Nyamo, Saotome, Osaka, and Arata stayed at home, while everybody else went shopping.
No surprise, Shaun took them to the local Wal-mart. And the Azu-girls were introduced to name-brand items at low, low prices.
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"Hey, thanks for bringing me out to lunch, I really enjoyed it," Shaun said to Chiyo, after he had finished his sub from Subway (which was connected to Wal-mart)
"No problem, Shaun," Chiyo said. "I could tell you needed it."
"Yeah" Shaun said. "So, tell me, what have you been doing with Joe while I was here in America?"
And so, Chiyo would tell Shaun of the fun times that Joe had brought while the rest of her friends shopped.
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Meanwhile…
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"Hey, what do you think of this one?" Yomi asked Koyomiko, holding up a purple t-shirt with a pink flower on it.
Koyomiko popped her head out from one of the clothes racks to look.
"Looks good, Kaa-san!" Koyomiko said smiling, and she stuck her head back into the clothes rack.
"Great, now to just find your size…" Yomi said, looking back at the racks.
"Hey, Yomi, what do you think?" Yomi heard Tomo ask.
Yomi looked to see Tomo in one of the skimpiest two-piece bikini's she had ever seen in her entire life.
"Makes it fully known how flat you are," Yomi said monotonously.
Tomo looked angrily at Yomi.
"At least I'm willing to show off my body weaknesses, unlike yourself!" Tomo retorted.
Koyomiko popped her head out of the clothes rack again, and now began watching Yomi and Tomo argue.
"At least when I go to the beach, guys look at me!" Yomi snapped.
"Most of the fat guys, anyway!" Tomo hit back.
"Oh, as if any of the guys at all would look at you!" Yomi yelled.
This arguing continued on for a few minutes.
Koyomiko would turn her head to watch each mother retort to the other in this volleyball-like argument.
Koyomiko always enjoyed watching her mothers verbally fight. It was grown up talk, and she loved it.
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Kagura and Kaorin were having problems deciding what to get Koharu.
"That would definitely look cute on her!" Kaorin said, pointing to a bright pink shirt.
"Yeah, but seriously, we should get her something cool, like this!" Kagura said, pulling out a dark blue shirt with waves crashing down.
"Oh, c'mon. She can get that when she's older. We should get her something cute, to match her own cuteness!" Kaorin said.
"Now how are we supposed to say our daughter can easily beat up any guy when she's wearing bright pink?" Kagura asked.
"It's reverse psychology. They drop their guard because she's wearing pink, and then she can totally kicks their butts!' Kaorin said back.
Neither of them noticed that Koharu had lost interest in them talking, and was now walking over to three guys who were looking for trouble.
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"Okaasan, these pants don't fit well…" Nekosa said
"That's because you're tail is underneath them. Don't worry though. When we get home, your Okaasan will cut a hole in the butt so they'll fit, OK?" Sakaki said, closed-eyed smiling at the last part.
"OK!" Nekosa said happily.
"Hey, look at the little freak child!" One guy said, pointing at Nekosa.
"Hehe…she looks just like a little cat!" Another one of his buddies said.
"Maybe you autta sick Killer on her!He'd tear her to shreads!!" The third guy said.
"Okaasan, who's Killer?" Nekosa asked Sakaki.
Sakaki wouldn't answer. She was giving the mean glare at these idiots. They all seemed to be muscular, with their muscle making up for the lack of brains.
"Oh, her mother's a hottie, though!" The first guy said.
"Back off, boys. She's mine." Joe yelled from the fitting room bench, DS in hand, not even looking up.
"Awww, the little nerd's gonna stick up for his girlfriend and her freak daughter." The man said.
"Not me," Joe said, "Her," He pointed to the right of the guys.
The guys looked over in the direction Joe was pointing to notice little 6-year old Koharu.
"You insulted my friend!!" Koharu said, punching her fist into her empty hand.
The three guys looked at the little girl, looked at each other, and started laughing.
"You mean you're gonna let a little 4-year old stick up for you?!" Guy 3 asked in hysteria.
"First up, she's six. Secondly, yes, I will, because she will do far worse to you than I ever could." Joe said, still not even looking up from his DS.
The three guys laughed even harder.
At this point, Joe smiled.
"Don't believe me? Fine then, but give her a handicap, she's only six." Joe said (still stuck on his DS)
"OK, then, I'll let her have my hand…her you go, little girl…" The first guy said, handing Koharu his hand.
Koharu took the hand, and immediately bent the middle finger all the way the wrong way.
"ARRRRRRRRRGH!" The man screamed.
"My turn! Chaaaaaaaa!!" Koharu jumped into the air.
A Dust cloud covers all violent actions against the three guys as Koharu hits them
From the dust cloud, all we hear is "OW!!...OH, DEAR GOD, HELP!!...SWEET MOTHER!! THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BEND THAT WAY!!...OH, PLEASE, HAVE MERCY, DEMON CHILD!!!..."
The dust clears to see Koharu dusting herself off, as the three guys are now pretzeled with each other.
"I can't believe we just got beat by a six-year old girl…" The first guy said.
"And if you ever insult my friend again, I'll do much worse than this!" Koharu said, clenching her fists against the guys.
"I don't see what could be much worse than this…" The second guy said.
Koharu smiled evilly. "I know a procedure for removing male private parts…"
Joe paused his game, his eyes went wide, and he immediately covered his crotch.
The three guys looked about ready to wet themselves.
"Now…" Koharu gave them a kick that sent them rolling. "Beat it!!"
The guys rolled into a display, smashing it to pieces.
"Koharu-chan, where the h…where in the world did you learn to remove the manly part of the man?" Joe asked.
"Oh, that would be JBK-san who taught me that!" Koharu said, beaming.
"God, JBK-san sounds nasty…" Joe said.
"Oh, he was actually very nice. He just taught me that for the muscular guys who didn't spend enough time of their lives watching anime!" Koharu said.
Sounds like subliminal advertising to me, Joe thought.
After grabbing the girls a bunch of new clothes, the Azu-girls checked out of Wal-mart. (Didn't have to wait at the checkouts, because they went to a line with all males in it, and they all let Koharu cut in line after her little demonstration)
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Author's notes: I don't know if Japan has a Wal-mart or not.
Koharu really seems to enjoy beating down on men… Wonder how that's going to work out later in life?
Next Chapter: Family Love
