Dear diary,
I have no idea what has been up with Fez lately. He's turned into this big, horny foreigner who thinks he actually has a shot with me. Like today, he kept staring at me and then he showed up in the basement wearing the tightest pants I have ever seen on any man and his shirt was open and his cologne..oh my gosh don't even get me started on that horrible smell.
I mean, I don't blame him for being so into me and all because, well, I am fabulous and gorgeous. But it's one thing to be obsessed with me and it's another to think he actually has a chance with me. Don't get me wrong, Fez is a nice guy and all but he's a foreigner and only the cheapest and easiest of girls would sink that low. He'd be a perfect guy for someone like, well Laurie. If that slut wasn't already dating Michael then she would probably be with Fez..of course she wouldn't actually date him, she'd just sleep with him, but you get the picture.
Anyways, I kind of feel bad for Fez because he has to look at me all day and know that he can never have me.
Oh, and Donna told me that Steven's dad was back but I didn't really get the whole story because she kept babbling about Eric's nuddy magazines or something, so I have to go find out what's going on with my love.
Jackie Hyde
