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Edward was grumpy, very grumpy, not only did Mustang gave them a false lead again…they had a run in with a crazy cat lady who attempted alchemy. It wasn't pretty…he tried stopping the old hag, but stepped into the alchemy circle and got turned into a neko. Of course she got arrested and contained and all that, but Al, his own brother…kept on cooing over him…since now he got a brother and a cat. He pouted not only did the alchemy circle given him kitten ears and a tail, he was even shorter now! That old hag mixed his genes up with a month old kittens. Mustang was going to get it!
Roy Mustang was drinking the bitter coffee, another day, another paperwork he sighed, while at least the brat was reporting in today. Walking through the halls, he saw a group of female military personals gathered around a suit of armor. Wondering what the spectacle was about, he eased himself into the group. The sight that greeted him, a ten year old Ed with cat ears and tail, he was glaring and scowling…well more like huffing and pouting.
"Mustang, you bastard!"
"Full metal…where did you get such appendages….Halloween is in two month?"
"This isn't a freaking costume, you send me to a crazy cat lady's place!"
"That doesn't explain…your midgetness."
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL THAT A WEEK OLD KITTEN WOULD THINK OF HIM AS CATNIP!"
"So where's the report full metal?"
"The cats ate it!"
"No, really full metal where's the report?"
"colonel mustang….brother's not lying, cats really did eat it, after you send us to the town to quell the disturbance, the townsfolk told us about the….crazy cats, brother had already written a report…if you can call it that-"
"AL!'
"Brother…you wrote it on a napkin….after you wiped your mouth with it, anyways when we went there…the cats got the better of us."
"SO FIND A WAY TO REVERSE THIS BASTARD!"
Although Mustang didn't completely believe it, they had bigger problems to solve namely Edward's kitty side needs to be rid off. But then again the crew was too occupied with scathing Ed's ears, cuddling him and generally treating him like a baby.
Since the transformation enlarged his golden eyes and made them more cat like, while the rest of his feature shrink, with an even smaller mouth and nose. Of course he was much quieter during the day, sleeping on the couch for twelve hours but at night he was a terror…tearing up his furniture, who else would get stuck with the brothers…or had enough room for them?
During lunch one day though, the most impossible thing happened in the history of mankind….or Ed's life. He drank milk. He actually picked up the glass and just drank it. However with this new development everyone including Al was skeptical on turning him back to normal, after all this Ed was cuter, quieter…in the morning and drank his milk.
Although the military funded the reversal process….when not only Mustang's furniture kept on being scratched apart…yes even Bradley since it took half a day to get new furniture…every single day. The costs pile up so the military decided that having normal Ed destroying random building was more cost efficient.
And the author was in somewhere in Latin America, where Al after thanking the author for giving him what he wanted, a brother and cat. He putted her in his armor and ran from Canada to the middle of nowhere in Latin America where the author was left stranded. All to get her to stop it with the story, he'll force milk into brother not her!
Author's note: An Ed we all would want to cuddle, a neko Ed. So review!
Al: Don't encourage her….
DID YOU KNOW: There's a lot of paranoia in the US over China's new aircraft carrier…it really doesn't make sense since the ration's 11:1 over the number of carriers both country have. And besides the US's investment in the military already surpass so many countries, such as the new airplane/bomb which can defy time/space and fly to another part of the world in less than an hour….to kill someone. This investment is very questionable, since investing in NASA, medicine or higher education would cost less while having more effect, the only benefit of having or developing a weapon like this is preparing for WWIII. Just think about it, in what situation would the military would ever use it? The military at this pace is preparing for every kind of conflict possible, but then again the US military is more often on the offensive position rather than defensive. While other countries are investing in infastructure, education, and the economy itself, this….investment will only have benefits in wars. Although high technology does not guaranteed success such as the Korean War or the Vietnam, now the Iraq and Iran wars.
Clue: ) Another sin?
