Welcome to the Penultimate Chapter of Season 5!
Steven's Gem Problem
by truthtellerorwhatever66
"Steven, talk to me." Garnet said. Her, Steven, Connie, Greg, Pearl, and Amethyst had gathered in the temple.
"אני מדבר! למה כולם מתנהגים כאילו זה לי?" He angrily exclaimed. It was becoming a big hassle for him at this point. Somewhere in Steven's mind, he felt like the whole town was bothering him because of his random and bizarre choice of religion. But at this point it was too much to bear. It was WAY too much to bear. Someone needed to answer. And now.
"Steven," Garnet explained. "You aren't speaking in English. You're speaking in Hebrew. Speak in English."
Steven was not amused by this? How could Garnet be in on this joke, as well? "צאו עם המשחק המטופש שלך! אני מדבר אנגלית!" He ordered to the red gem.
She turned back at Greg and Connie.
"Why is he speaking like this?" She demanded to know.
"Well," Connie began to explain. "It's-"
"IT'S MY FAULT!" Greg interrupted. "I WAS PRAYING IN MUSLIM FASHION AND HE SAW ME AND ASSUMED HE WAS GENETICALLY A JEW LIKE SOME RETARD! THEN I CHASED HIM AROUND THE TEMPLE WHEN HE KEPT EGGING IT ON, AND THEN JUMPED OFF THE TOP AS A JOKE. BUT IT CRACKED HIS GEM, AND NOW HE CAN'T STOP SPEAKING IN THAT LANGUAGE!"
Garnet was mad that Greg had been so careless with Steven, but she couldn't help but snicker a little bit, as did Pearl and Amethyst. Seriously, since when has someone assumed that they're a Jew because of a parent being a Muslim? (A lot of people, sadly.)
"Well," Garnet continued after laughing, "looks like Steven will need to spit on his gem."
"Yeah, that won't work." Said Connie.
"Why not?" Garnet asked.
"Because we asked him to do it before and he didn't do it. He somehow sees his cracked gem as not flawed. It won't work."
Connie's point upset Garnet. Because now she was going to have to call up a man who she didn't really want to have to speak to. Someone who had every single person's spit sample in the entire country.
"Looks like there's only one person who can help Steven, then." She said with a grunt afterward.
"Who?" Asked Pearl.
"SIGH...President Trump."
Everyone gasped. Well, all except for Connie.
"Somehow I knew that the first chapter of this season was going to be important." She said.
TO BE CONTINUED...
The Season 5 finale is coming up next! Hope you enjoy what happens!
