I know I said I'd update soon (don't I always) but I guess I lied (again.) Lol. I kind of forgot about a little thing called EXAMS. Apparently, they take up more time then I thought they would. But they're done now, so I can update :D I don't own Twilight.
Edward POV
I was walking through the forest, trying to think of what I could buy for Bella when, suddenly, an idea came to me. We're in the middle of the woods, surrounded by wood. I can carve something for her! Like a piano . . .
Alice, seeing my plan, came and jolted me out of my thoughts. "Edward, if you do that, you won't even live to apologize for that mistake, let alone the first five hundred."
I smirked, "But I'm already un-dead."
"Well, unless you want to be dead-dead, I would suggest that you don't so that."
"Maybe you're right-"
"Oh, I'm definitely right," she interrupted me.
"So what should I carve?"
"Well, I'm not gonna tell you, but just think about what she likes. Make the gift come from your heart, Edward," she advised me, then added, "Wow, that was really corny."
"Yeah, it was," I agreed, "But I think I know what I'm gonna carve now. Thanks."
"No problem."
Nessie POV
Rachelle and I were walking through the forest with the rest of our group, trying to come up with a perfect prank. What types of pranks can you play in a forest? We could set the forest on fire . . . nah, that's illegal. If we want to stay in camp, we should follow the law. And besides, Emmett will probably do that soon anyway. Let's see, we could . . .
"What should we do?" I asked.
"I dunno."
'Well, maybe we should decide who to prank first. That might help."
"Yeah, just a little."
"Okay . . . so . . . not Katie, Erika, Victoria or Rebecca. Not Bella, Edward, Jasper or Alice."
'What about Rosalie?" Rachelle suggested. "She got really mad that time when we threw paint at her. It was hilarious."
"Yeah. But what can we do to her?"
"I dunno. We'll have to think about it."
"Well, what is there to do to someone in a forest. Our options are pretty limited," I pointed out.
We were interrupted when Katie told Victoria that she smelled smoke, and naturally, Victoria came over and asked us what we did this time. Creepy. Did we, like, mentally set the forest on fire or something?
"We didn't do anything!" I exclaimed. "Do you really think we're stupid enough to set the forest on fire?"
Victoria thought about it for a minute, then replied, "Yes. I do."
I don't know what would have happened if Momma hadn't some over and asked what was going on, but I can tell you that it wouldn't have been pretty. Victoria explained what was going on, and Momma looked skeptical and worried; she knew that I wouldn't start a fire, but she also knew someone who might.
"Nessie?" she asked, "Have you seen Emmett around lately?"
I thought about it for a minute. "Come to think of it, no, I haven't, Have you, Rachelle?"
"Who's Emmett, again?"
"The guy who put a monkey in our cabin."
"He did what?" Momma asked.
"Nevermind. You don't want to know."
"You're probably right," Momma agreed.
"No, I haven't seen him," Rachelle answered the question.
"That's not good," Momma said.
"Why?" Rachelle asked. "Would he set the forest on fire?"
"Not on purpose," Momma and I answered at the same time, then she continued, "But he never does anything on purpose."
Emmett POV
Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! What have I done? I think I just accidentally set the forest on fire! Well, obviously it was an accident . . . I'm not stupid. But now that island's gonna burn down, and we'll all be floating on tiny pieces of ash in the lake!
Calm down, Emmett. It's not that big of a deal. So you set the forest on fire. Big deal. No problem. It's not like trees are important – we don't need them for oxygen or anything. It's gonna be fine.
I hope you liked it . . . please review. It will make me happier than in we win the volleyball championship next month . . . okay, maybe not. But it will make me happier than if I get 100% on my geography exam. . . well, maybe not again. It will just make me happy, so review :D
