Cheesus (Prompt: Ghost King) (Phantom Phonebook 8)
"Hello there, child! It's the dairy king, don't ya know. I've got a delicious assortment of cheeses to feta ya if you brie interested? Dey all are mighty gouda, don't ya know. I do swiss you would join me, since eating with a buddy is cheddar than eating provalone. Well, I must asiago, my friend. But you're welcome to boursin and join me anytime, don't ya know! I'll keep some morsels around in queso hungry. Do stop by soon!"
- References Bitter Reunions
A/N Because he's still a ghost king after all. Even if the only thing he reigns over is cheesy word-play.
