Holy cheesecake!

Cheesecake?

Shut up!

Fine what?

Do you know what today is?

Um the 29th?

Of?

Auges- shit! I forgot!

Again? That's so not right I mean I can't believe you'd forget your own birthday! AGAIN!

Shut up!

That's what I say!!

So?

Carlisle Dani… Anywayz to our reviewers yes today is Dani's birthday and apparently she's the only one who forgot!

You do NOT wanna go there Red

Weelll I am so every year Dani's mom throws her a "surprise" party…and she has been doing this since I've known Dani…AKA Almost all of my life(we met in preschool)So that's why were updating Even if its short! But Im still super pissed that we got update mail(seriously after like 12 hrs What the hell?) but we decided that if we can get to our 1 yr anniversary(October 2nd) without over 20 update PMs we'll keep updating!(starting septemer1st cuz I can)

So yeah…

You wanna go tell your mom to piss off on the parties?

Yeah…

Ok then! Go! I can update by myself! I did it for like 3 chats after
Jon (Blue man yeah you remember him) left…then I got you to do it!

Yeah that's why Im worried…

SHUT UP AND GO ALREADY DAMNIT!

Damn I sound like Bella in our last chat…

Mhm so imma go

Whatevs

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A lot of people have been asking how we do the intros. Weelll Dani and actually just say stuff like this intro actually happened not even 5 mins ago so that's how it's not like we know what were going to say(cept for the PM thingy) it just happens…

Disclaimer ~ I DoNOT Own Twilight or Any Characters from It

Screen Names You Need To Know~

Bella~ Can'tHearMeh!

Edward~ ForeverHers

Jasper~ Gefühle (emotions in German)

Alice~ Shop-a-Holic9786

Rosalie~ ThatWhichWeCallMe

Emmett~ CheezyGrizzlyBear

CheezyGrizzlyBear has signed in (A/N: have you all noticed that Emmett's in like all the chats? Cuz I just did (and I write it))

Shop-a-Holic9786 has signed in (A/N: so is Alice!)

Gefühle has signed in (A/N: he's not)

Can'tHearMeh! Has signed in (A/N: neither is she…are you guys getting annoyed yet?)

ForeverHers has signed in (A/N: no? well ok then)

(A/N: I ran outta people that I want in here! (cuz remember this for Dani and for my entertainment and yours(I love doing this!(but I'll stop(mostly because this taking up a lot of room(and because Im saying like 5 things(BYE!))))))CheezyGrizzlyBear: HI!!!!

Shop-a-Holic9786: HI EMMETT!

Can'tHearMeh!: …

ForeverHers: …

CheezyGrizzlyBear: did I miss a fight!?!?!?! DID I?

Shop-a-Holic9786: Im not sure…Bells what happened!?

Gefühle: Im pretty sure something bad happened because Bella's pissed

Can'tHearMeh!: Im not speaking to him!

ForeverHers: Bella darling-

Can'tHearMeh! Has signed out

CheezyGrizzlyBear: looks like eddies not getting sex tonight

ForeverHers: SHUT UP EMMETT!

Gefühle: o god all the anger!

Gefühle has been D/C

Shop-a-Holic9786: JAZZY!!!!

Shop-a-Holic9786 has signed out

ForeverHers has signed out

CheezyGrizzlyBear: sigh left alone again

ThatWhichWeCallMe has signed in (A/N: HAH! Betcha weren't expecting her (Im so evil (holy cheesecake Im doing it again (ok Im going to stop (Now)))))

CheezyGrizzlyBear: ROSI-

ThatWhichWeCallMe: if you want to live you will NOT call me that

CheezyGrizzlyBear: yes ma'm!

ThatWhichWeCallMe: good now come on I want to go hunting!

CheezyGrizzlyBear: you didn't go with Bella and Edward yesterday?

ThatWhichWeCallMe: Pssh like I would Jasper said that ifbella was a human shed be SO PMSing yesterday

CheezyGrizzlyBear: HOLY GRIZZLY CRAP ON A BEAR MOUNTAIN OF CRAP!

ThatWhichWeCallMe: Ew

CheezyGrizzlyBear: THAT'S WHAT I SAID!

CheezyGrizzlyBear: I TOTALLY SAID SHE WAS PMSING!!!

CheezyGrizzlyBear: I SAID IT FIRST!!!!

ThatWhichWeCallMe: ok but why did you just say holy grizzly crap on a bear mountain of crap?

CheezyGrizzlyBear: what?

ThatWhichWeCallMe: Nevermind I think I saw that blue's clues is on

CheezyGrizzlyBear: HOLY GRIZZLY CRAP ON A BEAR MOUNTAIN OF CRAP!

ThatWhichWeCallMe: as I say again EW!

CheezyGrizzlyBear: REALLY?! BLUES CLUES IS ON!:?!?!

ThatWhichWeCallMe: ill have Esme TiVo it so that when we get back from hunting you can watch it

CheezyGrizzlyBear: YAY!!!

CheezyGrizzlyBear has signed out

ThatWhichWeCallMe has signed out

Ok so review and starting Tuesday no more update PMs and ill continue updating! Hope you enjoyed all my A/Ns! Cuz I did! OH!and if your all good little boys and girls(no offense i just wanted to say that) I'll try to updat everyday (TRY!(I have a life too!))