Yeah, I'm generous to give you a two-fer.

Sadly, I don't own any part of Twilight. I wouldn't mind a little piece of Jacob, though. "Oh, I'm so thirsty, and I see you have a six-pack…"

271. Can vampires see through fog?

272. Were Bella and Edward COMPLETELY chaste before marriage?

272 ½. Were there "outtakes" of, ahem, "private scenes" we weren't aware of?

273. How much did the Cullens pay for their house? Did they build it themselves instead of buying?

274. Does the Cullen house have a basement? What would they store there? (A stretcher just in case Bella gets pregnant and needs it?)

275. Just how many times has Bella read Pride and Prejudice? Wuthering Heights?