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chapter 50
What if Percy's accidental freeing of Typhon resulted in said monster actually being a female and picked him as a mate?
Series: Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
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Percy gritted his teeth and the area around him and Annabeth shook with the power of a 8.5 earthquake, causing the Telekhines in front of them to stumble from the shaking. With one final push, he brought the water up from around them and used the full force on the monsters, causing the explosion to send him flying through an opening and through the air.
But while that happened, we close in on a seal deep under the ground. The earth broke apart as some dropped away and a lone eye opened up from their slumber.
(Timeskip)
The clash of blades against claws rang throughout the large city as Typhon watched monsters and Demigods die in the onslaught.
"FOR OLYMPUS!" Shouted the two timer, aka Zeus, before he was blown away by Typhon's tail into a random building.
"Still the arrogant blowhard Zeus." spat Typhon.
"SHUT UP YOU BEAST!" spat the king of adultery as he emerged from the rubble, minus a few, (a lot ) of broken bones and fired his Master bolt at the. "Bane of Olympus".
Typhon dodged it before shooting at Zeus with her teeth bared. 'Arrogant prick, WHY DIDN'T I KILL HIM CENTURIES AGO!' Thought the being of storms as her green and yellow body of concentrated air currents moved faster and faster in response to her emotions.
Zeus braced himself as the monster slammed him back inside the building. Where he fell unconscious from the impact.
'Weak...' Thought Typhon as she moved towards her destination...Manhattan!
Her long green serpentine tail moving across the road as we got a closer look at one of the most terrifying monsters in all of Olympus. In all sence of the word, Typhon was not the most beautiful of monsters with a body of sickly greenish yellow smog, various dragon heads for legs, two bat like wings with numerous eyes covering the membrane, a tail similar to a stegosaurus complete with twenty mile long spikes, and a skull like head with horns on her head in the form of a halo.
'Soon' thought the last child of Gaia with a smile that showed her sharp snake like teeth. 'I will find you...my mate.' and with that she continued to move across the New Jersey area.
She would lash out and strike any Demigod that came near her before she spotted the tall buildings of Manehattan. With glee she "stormed" across the Hudson river ...right into the city!
-in the Olympus throne room-
"This is a disaster! Typhon has already reached Manehattan!" Athena growled with unease.
"We KNOW THAT BIRD BRAIN!" Shouted Ares in annoyance. 'I may be hot headed, but even I know that Typhon came...yet YOU said that the bane of Olympus was not going to enter New York this quickly.' he thought.
"If Poseidon wasn't too busy dealing with Oceanus, we might have a better chance at that beast." spoke Demeter.
"True...but it was funny seeing my bastard husband," spoke Hera though, she said husband as if it was the plague, "getting crushed into a building!"
"We don't have time for that! At this rate Typhon will be at the doors of Olympus, and it will be nothing short of a slaughter." growled Athena.
"Chill out sis!" Spoke Apollo "I don't think that it will be a slaughter."
"And how do you know?" asked Hera.
He looked at his stepmother with a hurt expression. "HELLO! God of truth and prophecy here!"
"So what? You saw that bitch get her scaly ass handed to her? By who?" asked Ares.
SLAP!
"LANGUAGE!" yelled Hera. Yep Ares is dead now!
"That was back when we were strong from the faith of humanity Brother." said Apollo in a serious tone. "And it was father's fault in the first place." Remembering how his father, no, Zeus attempted to bed her when grandmother was around at the local baths...
Yep the whole war was started by Zeus's obsession with sex...what a bastard.
"Well please tell us you saw something." spoke Artemis.
"Well...let's just say that a hero with a heart of gold and as strong as the lifeblood of creation will be betrayed by the opposite of wisdom and gain the love of the queen of raging maelstrom." said Apollo in a sing song voice.
"If that doesn't help us now, we're screwed." spoke Dionysus.
And with that they returned to watching the battle of Manhattan
-outside-
"Crap!" Spoke our hero as he avoided the Titan king's blade.
"You should have joined my sis Percy Jackson!" cackled Kronos in Luke's body.
"Like TARTARUS I WOULD!" Shouted Percy as he used the water from a nearby fountain to create a shield. "I will end you Kronos!"
The titan of time laughed before swinging his blade against the shield.
"Agh!" Percy let out as the scythe cut through the shield and his chest!
"You dumb spawn of Poseidon!" spoke a familiar voice in hate.
Percy turned to the sides to see Annabeth glaring at him. "Annabeth...why?" he said in anger.
"I'm done letting you take the spotlight! I'm the smartest child of Athena, while you're just a lowly sea sponge!"
"WHAT! I NEVER STOLE ANY SPOT LIGHT! IF ANYONE HAS IT'S BEEN YOU SINCE DAY ONE!" Yelled Percy as he got up and willed the water to heal him.
"Ever since you were revealed to be Poseidon's son, every quest that was important to the camp and the world went straight to you!"
"BLAME THE PROPHECY ! NOT ME!" he yelled getting closer and closer to exploding into a berserker rage.
STOMP.
"What the?" spoke Annabeth in fear.
STOMP!
'An earthquake?' thought our hero as he tried to figure out the source of the quake.
The ground shook as the monsters and Demigods fighting stopped momentarily to listen to the sound.
(Insert a mixture of Godzilla's and Indomidus' Rex's roar)
"AH AH AH AH! YES! TYPHON HAS COME!"cried Kronos in glee.
Percy stared at the monster in shock with the rest of the monsters letting out their own mixed cheers for the large beast.
"Typhon!" said our hero in fear and...awe!
"NOW TYPHON! DESTROY PERCY JACKSON!" Kronos yelled.
'Kill the spawn!' thought the bitch of stupidity!
The monster turned her eyes down to Percy who looked like he was using all his will power just to stand properly. 'That ...is my MATE!' Typhon thought mentally as she looked at him. 'KRONOS IS GOING TO PAY WITH HIS SOUL FOR THIS!' raged the queen of monsters.
She let out another roar before moving over to where Percy, Annabeth, and Kronos stood.
"ARE YOU DEAF?! KILL THE BOY/SPAWN!" yelled both Kronos and Bitchabel which caused both sides, demigods and monsters alike, to stare at them with fear, shock, and complete dread.
Percy gulped as she kept looking at her while feeling the wind pick up around him.
"No." spoke the queen of the raging winds in a monotone voice. "I will not."
"WHAT!" roared Kronos in anger.
"Are you deaf or just dumb...I said I will not kill him and neither you or that bitch of a woman can do anything to change my mind!" she said in her monotone voice laced with venom.
'What? the King of monsters is not going to kill me?' thought our dense hero...you're going to be surprised later on!
"You will obey me!" Kronos yelled in rage.
"I AM A CHILD OF GAEA AND THE 'KING' OF MONSTERS! YOU ARE JUST A WORM THAT KILLED HIS FATHER THROUGH TRICKERY! YOU WILL NEVER CONTROL ME!" roared the now pissed off queen as level 5 winds began to rage across the area.
Everyone watching braced themselves with even Kronos feeling nervous now.
'So this is the power that made father run ages ago.' thought Percy as he used the water in the air to balance himself.
As the winds raged across the area, Typhon started to summon chaotic wind spirits in the form of demonic snakes.
"Now to end this war." growled Typhon. "ATTACK!" she roared as the snakes attacked everyone in the immediate area except for Percy, who was greatly surprised that the 'King' of monsters is saving Olympus and him as well.
'Wow...' he thought speechless.
The snakes wrapped or bit down on the monsters who were exploding into gold dust one after the other.
"NO NO NO!" cried Kronos and bitchabel as their army/revenge against the spawn were falling apart right before their eyes!
Percy used the chance to run up to Kronos and cry out as he swung the sword straight down his body from the left shoulder to his right hip.
"AGH! NO!" shouted Kronos as his soul was destroyed and sent to the void.
'Great job...hubby.' thought Typhon as she killed a random monster with her tail.
Annabeth was stunned as Percy turned towards her with anger.
"YOU TRAITOR! NOW DIE AND SUFFER YOUR SIN"S IN TARTARUS!" he shouted as he went and cut her in half with his sword, which was covered in boiling hot water!
All the Demigods watched in shock as Annabeth gave one last blood curdling scream as the pieces laid still.
As for the monsters...that were left...they too were shocked at the demigod's brutality!
'Such power and stamina! And loyal to boot!' thought Typhon with a unseen blush on her face.
The monsters that remained turn and ran as the Demigods slowly started cheering in triumph.
Que the gods and goddesses including Zeus flashing to the area!
"PERCY JACKSON!" roared Athena in fury.
"Athena! WAIT!" shouted Percy as he raised his hands in fear. " I had a reason why I killed her!"
"I KNOW!" she yelled before clenching her fist while trying to take deep calming breaths.
Percy looked at Athena with sadness in his eyes before embracing her in a comforting hug.
The goddess of wisdom was surprised at the gesture before returning it as she started crying for her deceased daughter.
"I'm sorry ...Aunty Athena..." Said our hero as tears streamed down his cheeks.
'Darling...' Thought Typhon as she watched the scene below her.
Athena was even more stunned being called that and hugged Percy even tighter with more tears. This went on for about twenty to forty minutes which caused Typhon to be a little jealous and Athena to see Percy in a new light. (wink wink).
"Alright alright! Cut the sappy much, it's making me sick." groaned Ares.
SLAP!
"Jerk." said Artemis as she too thought it was a heartfelt moment worth seeing even if she was feeling both left out and jealous (wink).
"Ow!" Said the now black eyed Ares.
"Now that Kronos is killed, it's time to rid us of this beast!" Zeus declared pointing at Typhon.
"WHAT" cried many of the demigods and gods/goddesses including Percy, Artemis, and Athena.
"You worm." growed Typhon in absolute hate.
"But great Zeus, I hate to admit it, but this monster helped us." spoke Clarisse.
"Ha!" Laughed the Teme. "A good monster is a DEAD one!"
Typhon growled as Zeus brought his Master Bolt out. Well he would have...if the bolt, which has a soul like the other weapons of the deities, decided that he WENT TOO FAR and shocked Zeus in the crotch before flying into Percy's hand.
Everyone were stunned, especially Percy as he looked at it in confusion. "Wow...that was shocking." Said Percy as he stared at both the bolt and the in pain king of the sky.
"Looks like the bolt has chosen a new wielder." spoke Hades.
'Darling~' thought Typhon in glee.
"Uh, but what about her?" asked Grover.
"Her?" Said our Hero confused.
"Yeah, Typhon's a female."
This not only shocked Percy, but EVERYONE in the immediate area except the Gods/Goddesses.
"Hold it! The history books said Typhon was the mate to Echidna, so how'd they make so many monsters?" asked Clarisse.
"Well..." Spoke Athena "most of the monsters were created from...well ...sexual intercourse and like that bitch Medusa when her blood created snakes in Northern Africa when Percy's name sake carried her head over it." she said with a red face.
"I'm still lost." spoke Percy.
"How about I show you then." Growled Typhon.
All eyes turned to the colossal monster as she let out a low roar before the wind around her went faster and shrouded her in it. After about a full minute, The wind dissipated slightly as Typhon's true form was revealed. Typhon was now a young woman in a green and pink Chinese robe/aristocrats' dress hybrid which showed off her massive K cup breasts and Meat bun butt which was connected to a serpent's' tail. Her hair was silver white with a bun on each side in the shape of the infinity sign, her eyes were a beautiful emerald green with a bit of amber. (Think a naga from MGE combined with Mirajane and Minerva from Fairy Tail) Typhon was also holding a small dagger with a stopper on the top (dagger of time but with wind instead of sand). It would also be worth noting that a small gust of wind was covering her like a protective shell.
"Woah." Percy, and even Hermes and Apollo got out in awe.
Typhon came over or in this case levitated toward our hero, completely ignoring the other boys and girls that wanted to date her.
Hah, fat chance!
"T-T-Typhon?" he got out in shock.
One second passed...two, three and then!
"DARLING~" shouted Typhon shouted as she grabbed him and push our hero into her rack while rubbing him with her head! "Typhon missed you!"
That made a lot of the watchers jealous of Percy, Hermes and Apollo being two of them.
"What!" Exclaimed Percy, Athena, and Artemis with the last two feeling rage and...jealousy?
"I made the right choice!" she smiled with her serpent tail swishing in joy.
"What?"
"You have great strength. So much so you managed to weaken the seal I was resting under." she smiled.
That was when Percy remembered the earthquake he caused in Yellowstone last year .
'That snake is stealing our man...wait what!' Both Athena and Artemis thought with red faces.
"And I've decided you to be my perfect mate!"
"WHAT!" Exclaimed Percy, Athena, and Artemis.
Both Athena and Artemis grabbed Percy's arms and glared at Typhon!
"No, HE'S OUR MAN!" They yelled!
"NO MINE!" exclaimed Typhon!
And a cat fight insured for the love of Percy Jackson! All of them tugging on Percy with the crowd wincing at how much they seemed to be pulling on him.
"No he's ours!" Shouted the daughter of Ares and the lieutenant of the Hunt as they entered the fray.
-meanwhile-
'No he's OURS!" Said Rachel and the spirit of the oracle of Delphi in lustful anger.
-back with the cat fight!-
As they tugged on him, Zeus slowly stood back up. 'That bitch I will kill her and that spawns whores!' Thought the soon to be ex-king of the gods in an animalistic rage. But before he could will his power, he was held down by both Ares and Apollo.
"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!" Cried Zeus in rage.
"Considering Typhon just helped us win the war and is head over heals for Percy, attacking him is a real bad idea." spoke Apollo.
"I DON'T CARE!"
"I'd do well TO care, brother. Unless you want to deal with them." spoke Hades pointing to the women.
"Them? They are just livestock!" He said arrogantly .
Yep he's dead, and Hera is no more in love with Percy then ever before!
And that was when Poseidon flashed in. "WHAT DID YOU SAY!" He growled.
"You heard me! They are just livestock!" He said arrogant.
And that's when the girls stopped fighting and turned towards him. "WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU BASTARD!"
Zeus lost his smirk as the females walked over with dark looks on each of their faces.
"DIE!" Cried the females in a yandere rage as they rushed at the bastard.
Dead he will be.
Punishment long overdue, he has.
But before they could touch him, three familiar old woman appeared.
"Zeus, you have made a grave mistake this day." they said.
"We have seen a different future, one where you are not in it."
Everyone there was shocked at the fates proclamation.
"Instead, you will lose your position as king of the gods."
"WHAT!" Exclaimed Zeus.
"And spend the rest of your days in the void." all of them chorused.
A hole in space and time appeared under Zeus's feet and sent him falling into the eternal void. It closed instantly with Hera sighing in relief.
"Finally...that monster is gone." spoke Hera as she hugged Percy with Typhon, Athena, Artemis, Clarisse, Thalia, and Rachel (who just walked in to see Zeus fall into the void) and the spectral and younger spirit of Delphi.
"Now you can get your hands off my mate." growled Typhon.
"NEVER! WE LOVE HIM!" Cried the goddess, demigoddess, human, and specter as they continued to hug Percy.
"How about a compromise young ones?" spoke the Fates
"Oh? Like what?" asked Clarisse.
With a wave of their hands, they produced seven red strings which sprang like vipers towards Percy.
"What the!" He shouted as the strings wrapped around his fingers and the women around him.
"Now you and these woman are bound by the red strings of fate."
"The red strings of what?" They asked in interest.
These strings were made to show who were destined to be together."
All were shocked at that new piece of forbidden Knowledge and for the girls...
'YES!' They mentally yelled in bliss.
Percy himself gulped at seeing them grin at him.
"Well good bye king of Olympus and God of all monsters! Have fun." they laughed as they left our hero with his new ...wives...
'Stupid Fates!...well.' he turned to look at his 'harem' and sighed with content. 'Maybe it's not too bad...especially after going through a relationship with a bitch like Annabeth'
-Omake-
"What in Tartarus!" spoke the now ex-Kings of gods and Titans as they were suspended from the ceiling by hooked chains and being watched by a young Victorian dressed girl.
"Hmm, looks like you two are stuck." remarked the girl in an emotionless tone.
"YOU THINK YOU WHORE! NOW GET US OUT OF HERE!" yelled Kronos.
"No. I think I'll use you two for something else.
"Like what you bastard child?" Cried Zeus not knowing that they just pissed off a very dangerous entity.
"Wrong move." she frowned.
"Oh! Did we make the bitch cry! Boo who!" They jeered at the girl...who was now way above rage and malice it this point!
'Not even Hazami Teme was this rude, and she tried to kiss MY Ragna!'
"Bring it bitch!" taunted Zeus.
The very atmosphere of the void began to drop in temperature and caused the two temes to quake in fear!
Rachel snapped her fingers as two large tubs of ice water appeared with piranhas swimming around in them. "Now...GET IN HERE YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!" yelled the girl in malice
The chains holding the deities began to drop at the speed of a guillotine! They landed in the tub and felt the frigid waters before the fish started biting.
"Ow ow OW!" Cried Kronos and Zeus as the piranhas began to eat their flesh starting with their cocks!
"Who in TARTARUS NAME ARE YOU? YOU WHOHHHHOW!" Cried Zeus in pain as his dick was eaten!
"Rachel, Rachel Fucking Bloodedge."
As Rachel spoke these words...their world went black...MU AH AH AH!
