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"One hell of a bastard? Oh, please." Ian said, rolling his eyes. "Please inform me why I am a bastard. I'm pretty sure my parents were married when they had me."

"Don't play games with me!" The Eden's all exclaimed.

"I'll do whatever I want. You have no control over me" Ian replied, checking his fingernails.

"We'll see about that." Eden narrowed her eyes, and produced another clone, so she and her four clones stood side by side. She faced them. "All right, to make this easy for me to direct, I'm gonna give you all names, and as such your reply by those names, okay?"

"Sure!" the clones replied.

"All right. From right to left, Amber, Chelsea, Harriet, and Jill."

"Jill?" Jill moaned. "Why do I get the crap name? Why do the others get reasonable names!"

"Aww, shut the hell up." Amber said, nudging Jill playfully, before both ran towards Ian and jumped. In perfect time, the two landed there kicks on Ian, who caught both feet with his hands. Amber swung her other leg around to Ian's head, but Ian ducked so Amber's leg collided with Jill, knocking her back. Chelsea jumped up behind Ian and grabbed him around the neck so both her thin arms were around the neck. Amber tried to give a high kick to Ian's head, but he ducked downwards so Amber hit Chelsea. "Damn! Stop getting in my way!"

"YOU'RE THE ONE IN OUR WAY!" Chelsea and Jill shouted, knocking their fists on Amber's head. Chelsea and Jill then both performed sweep kicks, causing Ian to jump. Harriet popped out from nowhere and kicked Ian in the chest, throwing him backwards into the cave wall. "Hell yeah!" Jill, Chelsea and Harriet performed high fives as Amber got up from the floor.

"Bastards..." Amber muttered, rubbing her head.

"You think I'm finished?" Ian asked from behind Jill and Chelsea. Before they could react, Ian grabbed their heads and drove them together making a horrible cracking sound. Harriet went to uppercut Ian but he caught her arm and threw her over his shoulder, following up with a stomp on her arm. He ducked yet another kick by Amber and grabbed her leg. He flung her other his shoulder so she landed onto Harriet. Ian was stopped by a punch in the face as Eden stepped forward, before jumping up with both her knees on Ian's face. She fell downwards and as her back hit the floor, the force of her knees hit into Ian's face, causing him to groggily stumble backwards. Eden bent back on her legs, and just before Ian got control of himself, Eden's foot collided with his chin, again knocking him backwards. She ran at Ian high speed and speared him so the two fell to the floor.

Eden was thrown backwards as Ian got up, massaging his chin. "All right I am going to finish this quickly." Ian said. Eden watched in amazement as Ian's body moved and distorted under her gaze. His nose extended and sharpened, until it was around the length of his middle finger. Ian's skin turned greyish with murky yellow bands all around his body. His feet and skin became webbed as a long fin developed from the nape of his neck down to the small of his back.

"What the hell... is that a devil fruit?" Eden asked, staring at the transformed Ian.

"Why yes, yes it is." Ian said, grinning and showing sharp teeth. "I have eaten the Sakho Sakho No Mi. It is a zoan type and allows me to become and alter my shape to that of a Sail Fish, the fastest fish alive." With that, Ian jumped up with his long legs and back flipped straight into the water.

"Is he MAD!" Amber asked, picking herself up from Harriet.

"He's a devil fruit user, and he went into water?" Harriet questioned, looking to the others.

"Yep, CRAZY!" Jill and Chelsea said together.

"Mind you, it could just be pure water." Amber said.

"Yes, but he was in the sea back before we came here. So that must mean... but that's impossible..." Eden said, musing. All of a sudden, slimy hands grasped around her neck and plunged her deep into the water.

"FUCK!" Amber yelled, staring into the murky depths.

"Is she okay?" Harriet asked, tugging at her ponytail.

"What the hell do you think!" Chelsea slapped Harriet in the back of the head just as Eden was thrown out of the water. Her head bounced of the stone wall and started to bleed. Eden slumped to the floor, unconscious. Chelsea ran over to her and checked her pulse. "Don't worry, she's alive."

"No shit!" Jill replied. "We'd also be dead if she die-" she stopped as something slashed against her shoulder, splitting the skin apart and causing blood to spit across the floor and wall. She fell to her knees just as her other shoulder was cut open.

"What?" Harriet questioned, turning to find Ian standing by the water. "How... how is that possible!"

"Haha!" Ian laughed, shaking his head. "My devil fruit was specially developed by the Zenkai for me. It allows me to operate in water, I have NO weakness. AND as it is a sailfish, I can go to speeds of 68 mph, as the sail fish is the fastest fish in the seas." At that, Ian shot forward and slammed a palm into Harriet's face, throwing her into the cave wall. "And because I am in hybrid form, my strength is doubled from what it usually would be." Ian jumped at Amber, smashing a foot into her cheek knocking her out. "So, you have no chance!" He jumped at Chelsea, who quickly thought of something. She ducked under his arm and as he turned drove his head into her shoulder. As he came up stunned, she took the opportunity to land a stiff kick on his head, causing him to fall to the floor. As he went to crouching position, she ran at him and punted him in the skull, causing him to flip onto his back, breathing hard and holding his head.

"Okay... I wouldn't usually do this..." Chelsea lent down and pulled the knife that Eden usually carried from her ankle strap. She pointed it at Ian, who groaned. "You look like a fish, so your basically an ingredient. Mind you, Eden wouldn't agree, but oh well, she is unconscious right now!" Just as Ian stood up, Chelsea used all her strength to plunge the knife straight into his belly, causing him to cough up blood. "Would you like to be diced, sliced, or just plain mutilated?" Chelsea asked, swinging her knife round her finger.

"How about NONE OF THE ABOVE!" Ian yelled, lunging for Chelsea. He was knocked off his feet as Eden drop kicked him in the face, throwing him to the floor. Before she could do anything Chelsea ran to Ian and lifted the knife.

"NO!" Eden yelled, reaching for Chelsea, but it was too late. The knife plunged into Ian's skull, killing him instantly. "You..." Eden whispered, wincing at Ian as blood spurted from his head. Without waiting, Eden deactivated her fruit, and gasped as the injuries came into one. She kneeled down and clutched her bleeding head. "I am not like that..." Eden muttered, stars fluttering in her eyes. "I am NOT a killer..." her eyes rolled to the back of her head and she fell to the floor.

(Ouch, bad ending for Ian. But why are Eden's clones different from how she feels personally? I let you ponder on that. Next time on One Piece New Nakama:

Jyuka: Correct

Diego: What'd you say!

Jyuka: The difference between you and I

Chapter 57 - Dinner

?: Kaff kaff kaff! (Guess who, certain user!)

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