Disclaimer: Fine. Yet again I must admit my defeat. Twilight isn't mine. Neither is Edward...yet.
Right, so to the Review Crew. You continue to blow me away with your reviews. I loves them and I thank you.
This chapter is dedicated to (don't all hold your breath now...lol) Capricorn 75 for thinking I would have Edward drop trou...lol...too funny. To love-twilight-fanfics for saying that I ruined real boys...thanks. I try...haha. And lastly to no1075mb1 for all the long PM's. Your sense of humor is amazing and the fact that you like mine is even better...lol. I LOVE getting PM's from you guys...you don't even realize.
Right, I will admit that I LOVE teasing you guys with the idea of a proposal...lol. I'm sorry, I know I'm evil. In MY opinion, if I could be proposed to any way, I would have someone do it to me in that Prom chapter. Yep, it's so cheesy and cliche and retarded...it just totally fits me...haha. But the lake I liked too. I thought it was so romantic and always had a lake fantasy since the game FFX...amazing kissing scene in that.
Right, Well this time my A.N. isn't quite as long. You're welcome for that...haha...jk.
Righteous. I really couldn't help but start this chapter out in a certain way. I would LOVE to wake up like this. The idea just makes me laugh. ON WITH IT...
BPOV
I woke up to the sound of an organ. Yes, an organ. My eyes fluttered open and I realized Edward was no longer laying next to me. And worse yet, the sound of the organ playing from outside the tent was becoming louder. What the hell?
I got up and unzipped my tent to find Rose and Alice had done the same thing. Standing in front of us were our boys with their back turned to us.
Then the organ cut off and a guitar started to play. The three of us girls got out of our tents and stood there, staring at the boys.
Emmett was the first to turn around as he started to sing with the radio. I slapped my hands over my mouth to keep from laughing out loud when I realized the song.
"Well I guess it would be nice
If I could touch your body
I know not everybody
Has got a body like you"
He sang to Rose, who was on the verge of hysterics herself.
Jasper suddenly turned around to sing next, looking right at a giggling Alice.
"But I've got to think twice
Before I give my heart away
And I know all the games you play
Because I play them too"
Edward was the last to turn and my hand was no longer enough. I looked over to Rose and Alice and we all laughed together as Edward sang.
"Oh but I
Need some time off from that emotion
Time to pick my heart up off the floor
And when that love comes down
Without devotion
Well it takes a strong man baby
But Im showing you the door
cause I gotta have faith..."
They all came over to us, grabbing us and started to swing us around, dancing around the campsite while continuing to sing while we just laughed.
Jasper continued with the next verse, making me try to stifle the laughs in Edward's chest as he moved our hips back and forth.
"Baby
I know you're asking me to stay
Say please, please, please, don't go away
You say Im giving you the blues"
Emmett than took the next part, picking Rose up in his arms so that her feet were off the ground and spun her around.
"Maybe
You mean every word you say
Cant help but think of yesterday
And another who tied me down to loverboy rules"
Edward let go of me, and as I backed away from him, he stalked slowly after me singing the next part.
"Before this river
Becomes an ocean
Before you throw my heart back on the floor
Oh baby I reconsider
My foolish notion"
For the next part he picked up my arms and wrapped them around his body.
"Well I need someone to hold me
But Ill wait for something more
Yes I've gotta have faith..."
I laughed and all the boys released us as we all started jumping around to the rest of the song. There was just no way to be in a bad mood with George Michael playing in the background.
"Did you like your wake up call?" Edward whispered in my ear.
I giggled. "Yes, it was rather entertaining." I told him. "But I think we girls need to bathe. Alice, Rose, want to go wash up down by the lake with me?"
They agreed and after we had gathered our clothing for the day, we headed down to the lake. Just the three girls. I think we felt we were all in some serious need of girl time.
"Rose, you and Emmett rockin' the tent the other night, eh?" I asked with a giggle as I stripped my shirt and started to unbutton my pants, while the others did the same.
"I don't know what you're talking about." she said with a smile.
"Do you have any idea how hard it was to fall asleep with your giggles?" Alice laughed. Jasper and I had to start going at it, just to block out the mental image of you two." She added as we took off our underwear and stepped into the lake.
"Well what can I say? I love being the loud one." Rose bragged.
Alice rolled her eyes. "Um, miss scream queen bee? I think that title has been passed down to dear Bella here." I blushed and looked away from them. Though I still found it kind of funny that Edward and I out do the Sex Royals.
"Bella, your tent was unusually quiet that night, and last night as well, what gives? Don't tell me you two have decided to go cold turkey." Rose laughed as we continued to wash ourselves.
"Well, last night we didn't see it fit. It was just too romantic and perfect and the mood was all wrong. So we just cuddled and fell asleep." I explained to them.
"Okay. We get that." Alice said and I let out a sigh of relief that the subject of my love life would be dropped. I should've known better. "Now what about our first night here?"
My face turned a deeper shade of red. I really didn't want to answer that.
"Oh, look at her face. You know something happened if she's that color." Rose laughed.
"Spill." Alice commanded.
"Well, apparently I was having a dream." no need to tell them the dream was actually a flashback. "I guess that I was doing something or saying something and it became too much for Edward. He got up, saying that he was going to go for a swim. I said that I would join him. So we came down here and then..." I trailed off, thinking they could figure out the rest.
"Where?" Rose asked, sounding intrigued.
I pointed over to the place on shore were Edward had gone into that sexy caveman mode. The thought it hit me all over again, sending tingles down my body.
The way that he grabbed my hips as I bent over to grab my clothes. And then, before I even had known what had happened, I was on all fours with him filling me. I found it incredibly sexy the way he would grunt and growl like a savage. It was completely different than any other time we had had sex. He showed no mercy and I didn't want any.
"Bella?" I heard my name being called and snapped out of my daydream.
"We're gonna head back now." Rose said. I nodded and we walked back to shore to dry off and dress.
Once we had gotten back to camp, the boys had breakfast all set up for us. They said that they had already ate and would now go to bathe while we ate. I loved that they respected our privacy. Such gentleman. Or so I thought.
"So how are we going to get them back?" Rose asked as soon as she was sure the boys couldn't hear us.
"Get us back for what?" I asked, confused.
"Oh, Bella. You are so cute and naive." Alice said, patting me on the head like a dog. What was up with people doing that to me lately?
"Okay, what am I missing?" I asked.
Rose rolled her eyes. "Bella, the boys sneaked a peak at us." she stated.
My eyes went wide. "What? When?" I was so confused. I hadn't seen them.
"Your back was to them so you couldn't see. But they were further down the lake on the shore." Alice explained. "I don't get it. We give them sex. Do they really need to spy on us bathing?"
"Are you sure?" I asked.
"Bella. You are oh so new at this. Trust us." Alice said.
"Edward too?" I asked. I really couldn't picture Edward doing that. Jasper? Sure. Emmett? Absolutely. But Edward?
"Bella, of course Edward too. He's a guy, isn't he? That means yes, he did it too." Rose explained, sounding a little annoyed with me.
"Oh, I got it!" Alice exclaimed. "We can go and steal their clothes so they have to walk back naked, holding themselves from our vision." Alice said with a laugh.
"Uh guys? I really don't think Edward would be able to cover himself with his hands." I told them with a blush.
They both just burst out into laughter.
And so we snuck back to the lake to find our very sexy, very naked boyfriends in the water. Using our stealthy skills we were able to grab all of their clothes without any of them noticing. We ran as fast as we could back to camp, trying not to laugh. Once we got there, all three of us collapsed on the ground in fits of laughter.
It was amazing. I felt like I was in high school again. I had never really done anything like that. In high school I was such a good girl. I never tee peed someone's house. Never forked the football field, and never even thought about stealing a guy's clothes when he was naked. But I had to admit, it was fun.
We hid the clothes in our tents and then went back to the fire pit to eat our breakfast. It had only been about five minutes when we started to hear rustling in the background. The three of us turned our head to find Emmett and Jasper walk out.
They had a look on their face like someone had just killed their puppy. They were, of course, completely naked, holding their privates from our sight with their hands. I had to bite my lip to keep from laughing.
"Hi girls." they said in unison in a tone that told me they knew they had been caught and accepted their punishment.
"Boys." Rose said coldly, her face perfectly composed, as was Alice's. It seemed I was the only one that found this really funny.
"Have you learned your lesson about spying on naked women?" Alice asked. I almost burst out laughing at her phrasing. I mean honestly, what other women would they be staring at? They better not be spying on any other naked women.
"We wont." they said again in unison, in that same sad voice.
"Good. Now you have an hour that you have to remain naked." Alice decided.
They sat down in their chairs next to their fiancés, still cupping themselves.
"Um guys, where's Edward?" I asked, noticing he wasn't with them when they came.
"I think he stayed down by the lake." Emmett said.
"Yeah, he didn't seem to phased by the fact that he didn't have any clothes." Jasper continued.
"Hmmm. I'll go check it out." I said, getting up.
I went to our tent and grabbed a blanket and Edward's shorts, then headed off to the lake. What would Edward be doing down there by the lake?
EPOV
The girls had just left to go bathe after our little George Michael performance. As soon as they were out of ear shot, Emmett spoke.
"Alright, let's go." he announced.
"Go where?" I asked.
"Oh sweet, naive Edward." Jasper said, patting my head. Okay, now I understand why Bella didn't like that yesterday. "The girls are down by the lake." he explained.
"Yeah. And?" I asked, still not getting it.
"They're naked." Emmett stated. "So we're going to go sneak a peak." he said.
It took some convincing, but eventually I was dragged with my brother and best friend to the lake. Far enough away to not be noticed, but close enough for a good view. I didn't want to spoil their fun (or the stupid grins on their faces) but I found the whole thing was incredibly stupid, and pointless. They were acting like a bunch of horny teenage boys. Not to mention, the girls were covered in water, so nothing was visible.
Can I just back up and think about this for a moment? Okay, I will. So, there are our girlfriends/fiances. Right? Right. They are naked in a lake. Not such a bad thing if we were in junior high. But grown men looking at the women they should be cherishing? That's ridiculous and a little pathetic. I mean it's not something we haven't seen before.
I for one, would rather see Bella in all her glory when she wants me too. Not, peeking through the trees like a pervert.
I looked at my idiotic brother who had a retarded grin on his face that matched the one of my moronic best friend. I rolled my eyes and leaned against a tree, waiting for them to be finished.
Finally, they decided we should head back to camp so we didn't get caught. The girls came back and we decided that it was our turn to do our bathing. Once at the lake, we wasted no time in stripping and jumping into the lake.
It didn't take us long to bathe. I mean really, what was there to do? It was just a simple wash so that we didn't smell too bad for the girls. Normally on our camping trips, we didn't even bother. "Men should smell like men" Carlisle would always say. "Unless they're around their wife. Then they should smell how they want them too." he would add on.
"Shit!" Emmett yelled out.
We turned to face him. "They fuckin' took our clothes." he said.
They started to search around while I found it a little amusing. After a couple moments of searching and not finding their clothes, they decided to head back to the girls, realizing they must've seen us, and beg for forgiveness...and perhaps, some clothes.
So, they started to hold themselves and started to walk with what little pride they had left. I, on the other hand, stayed behind. No way was I going to camp with nothing but my hands covering myself. Not to mention, my hands probably wouldn't even do a sufficient job of hiding anything. So instead, I stayed at the lake.
The sun was out and it was a beautiful morning. And if luck was with me, Bella would come down anyways. Then the day would be perfect. And if Bella was with me, I wouldn't need clothes anyways. No, bad Edward. For god's sakes you are becoming obsessed.
I started to walk towards shore. The water was just a little bit lower than my waist when I saw Bella. Yes, it was going to be a good day.
BPOV
I came to the lake after crossing the trees only to freeze. Edward was walking from the water, the sun sparkling on his muscled body from the drops of water on him. Not to mention, I could see that amazing hip bone definition since the water was just barely covering him.
"Bella." he greeted as his infamous crooked smile appeared on his face.
"Edward...you...I...oh boy." was the brilliant sentence that came out of my mouth.
"Bella, you're blushing." he chuckled from where he was in the water.
"Good observation." I said sarcastically, but it came out weakly. I mean honestly, I really should be used to the sight by now. But nope, he still was absolutely stunning.
"Wanna take a swim with me?" he asked. Okay, I knew where this was going.
I feigned annoyance, just to toy with him. "I don't know Edward. I mean really? The lake? Been there, done that." I said with a wave of my hand.
He chuckled at me, making me smile at him.
"Nah I think I'll just sit here and watch you have your swim." I said. "Look, I even brought a blanket." I held up the blanket to show him. He laughed at me.
"Fine, suite yourself." he said and turned back into the water.
I smiled to myself as Edward dove under water and began to swim around. I leaned back onto my elbows and closed my eyes as I tilted my head up to the sky. The sun was incredibly warm on my face.
But soon, I felt myself being lifted and my eyes shot open, to stare at Edward. He had picked me up and was now heading back into the water.
"Edward..."I warned. I was freaking out. I was still in my clothes and he continued to trek deeper into the water.
"If you would've just agreed in the first place, you wouldn't have this problem." he laughed.
"Edward, put me down!" I commanded, but again, it wasn't so affective, since I was clinging to him so I wouldn't fall into the water.
"Fine, I guess I'll just drop you right here." he said, trying to hide his smile as I started to scream and protest.
After another couple of moments of me freaking out, to my relief, Edward started to head back to shore. He walked up to my blanket and softly laid my down, letting himself hover above me. He smiled and then bent his head down so that his lips just barely touched mine before he pulled away.
"Can we just stay like this forever?" I asked him, looking into his sparkling green eyes.
"If we do, I seriously think that either I should get clothes, or you need to get out of yours." he joked.
I thought for a moment. "I think I vote for option two." I said with a smile. A naked Edward for eternity...dear god, the hormones.
"Good choice." he laughed before kissing me again. He started it off quite sweet, but I took th liberty of deepening it, wanting just a little bit more.
Once we both needed air, Edward rolled off me. "Sorry, but I highly doubt you want another caveman moment so soon." he laughed.
"I brought you some shorts." I told him, pointing to were I had dropped them. "If you want me to keep my sanity, please put them on."
He chuckled, but put them on only to lay down next to me, us both staring up at the sky.
"This is nice." he stated. "Just lying here with you."
"I know. I love that we don't have to always be doing something." I added.
He grabbed my hand and entwined our finger, then brought them to his lips for a kiss. "Just having you beside me is enough."
We laid there for a while longer before we decided to get back to camp and our friends. Hopefully Emmett and Jasper were dressed. I doubted that I would have been able to contain my laughter if they were still sitting in chair, holding themselves.
We emerged from the trees to the site, to find a very clothed Jasper and Emmett.
"Awe, we wanted to see little Eddie." Rose mock complained. "Or should I say colossal Eddie?" she laughed. Nope, I'd never live that down.
"Hey, hey, hey!" Alice was jumping up and down. "What are we going to do now?" she asked.
"I don't know." I responded.
"Well, what do you boys usually do when you go camping?" Rose asked.
The boys got a mischievous look on their faces. Oh shit. This was not going to be good.
Cool, I hope you guys liked it. I thought it was kinda funny.
Do any of you watch the shoe Eli Stone? I LOVE that show. Anyways the song is Faith by George Michael, and if you didn't like the song...youtube Eli Stone and it makes it funnier.
I hope you guys liked the name of the chapter. I actually really do. i thought it was a clever ashel moment. (Get it, instead of "I touch myself"...because of the boys, and...oh, never mind...lol).
I didn't think another lemon was due quite yet (thanks All.The.RageR for help with that desicion. I would do nothing of importance without you...lol).
What do the boys have planned? Uh-oh. Afraid? You should be.
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