Fighting Couple

"Honey, they're at it again!"

"God damn it! When will they learn! Damned State Alchemists!"

Across the road, a blonde and black haired men were fighting inside of a house. "GOD DAMN YOU, ROY MUSTANG!" Roy ran and ducked behind one of Ed's couches.

"Aaaahhhhhhh!"

"Ed's a good kid, but he seriously needs to stop the spouse abuse."

"COME BACK HERE! EDWARD ELRIC!"

"Sometimes I wonder if we should call Spouse Abuse Control or Child Abuse Control by the way they go on with this."

"GO TO HELL!"

Edward throw an object at Roy and it flew passed Roy and right through the glass window.

"Oh my shit! That was the kitchen sink."

"So the Colonel wasn't lying when he said Edward throws everything at him."

The old couple that lived across the street from the fighting couple sighed and went back to watching TV.