Being Dysfunctional Has Never Been So Much Fun
Short 50: Asmodeus, author extraordinaire


Hiiii, renahhchen! (^-^*)

…Oh wow, Belphie was right! You really do have a funny name, don't you? *gigglegiggle* That's not your real name riiiight? Riiiiight? Hehehe~ /^.^/

Um, anyway, I keep reading your stories- mainly 'cause there's not much else to dooo round here *sobsob* (ToT)(ToT)But I realized there's not very much ~*~romance~*~ in them, is there?

I think you should change that! I seriously think you should change that! Everybody likes romance!~ *giggle*

Oh, though…

There's only, like, one guy in the meta world… and Ronove doesn't really count as a guy… (*´ο`*)=3 If you know what I'm saying…

But don't despair!~ ~smiiiile~ ^_^;; That's why I wrote you an amazing story to show you what kind of ~*~ROMANCE~*~ you could be writing about! If you started writing like this I'd be super happy!

I didn't show this amazing story to my sisters 'cause they might STEAL MY IDEA O: So nobody else has read through it. But I guess that 10000% concentrated Asmodeus… um… nesswill make it better :3

Tell me what you think about it cause I worked really hard!


A Love Story
by Asmodeus, the Stake of Lust

Once upon a time there was a really really cute young girl called Asmodeus. Like, she was so adorable you wouldn't even believe it! Everybody who knew her LOVED her because she was sososososo cute!~ :3

However, Asmodeus had a problem. So many people ~*~loved~*~ her that she didn't know what guy to chose!

One day Asmodeus was thinking about this really, reeeallly hard, and because she was thinking so hard (oh & I actually CAN think, Belphie, so THERE) she stumbled and very nearly fell of the side off a cliff! OMG! O:

But then it was okay because somebody caught her! YAY! (You think I'd kill the main character off? LOL I really had you going there :3)

The guy who caught her was like realllyyy attractive with white hair, but not in a disgusting old kind of way because he was really young, and Asmodeus realized it was Ange's kind-of-sort-of friend (BUT HE WOULD TOTALLYLIKE ME MORE THAN ANGE), Amakusa.

Amakusa said, "Oh, I was so worried you were going to die, fair maiden!" Because he talks like that. At least, he would to somebody as beautiful as Asmodeus!

And Asmodeus said, "Thank you so much for saving me!" And as she looked into his beautiful eyes she realized that she had ~*~*~FALLEN IN LOVE WITH HIM.~*~*~ YAYY!~~

Of course, Amakusa had always been in love with Asmodeus, because EVERYBODY WAS, so he said "call me Juuza." Because that's like his real name. And then Asmodeus was all 'SQUEE' and then they kissed each other and it was really beautiful and stuff because she sun was going down on the beach and the sky was orange and pink and Asmodeus was in XxXLOVEEExXx!

Then they had a big wedding on the beach, and Asmodeus was wearing white and she looked really pretty, and she invited all her sisters and Ange and Milady and Miss Virgilia and I guess Ronove and Gaap can come if they want too, and the other 6 sisters were her bridesmaids and they were very pretty in their dresses (but not as pretty as Asmodeus!) but Levia was all jealous because she didn't have a boyfriend and Ange was all jealous too and EVERYBODY WAS ENVIOUS OF ASMODEUS but Asmodeus didn't care because she was ~sooooo~ happy!~ Then she lived happily ever after!~~

Except Beelze ate all her wedding cake first, because she's a FAT PIG.

That kind of sucked.

Everything else was perfect, though.

The End


So what do you think? :3 I've never really written anything before, but I think it was really, really good! I honestly think it might be better than some of the stuff you've written…

The ending was so cute too! Especially with… YOU KNOW. What comes AFTER (^_-) wink

Stupid fat Beelze kind of spoilt my wedding though : But she's stupid and ruins everything like that.

Okay, please respond ASAP! I have lots of other ideas now! I'll write them if you want me to! o(^^o)(o^^)o

Love and kisses
XxXx Asmodeus xXxX


a/n: 50th chapter so… Something a little different again :3 Writing this was fun- it felt like I had half my brain missing, ehehe… XD
Umm, in regards to the comments by Fan of Games (thank you for reviewing… Thank you to everybody for reviewing ^_^), I would reply to all your comments if you had personal messaging enabled on your account XP It'd kind of difficult to talk without that XD

~renahhchen