Ultimate Smash Adventure

Well, I would have had more chapters posted today, but I've been having writer's block. I've finally got where to go with the next chapter from where I was last chapter.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this story except for the story itself.

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Corneria City Chaos

C. Falcon was driving furiously and cautiously to avoid wrecking anybody and to catch up with his racing rivals. "You guys think you can get away with this?" C. Falcon asked.

"Oh look whose here." Goroh said. "Time to pay you back for Mute City."

"Wah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! I'm going to wreck you this time!" Zoda shouted manically.

"This time I'll be the one totaling your racer." Michael said.

"Long time no see C. Falcon." Black Shadow said.

"How are you still here? I thought Deathborn had banished you." C. Falcon said.

"When you defeated him, his device malfunctioned and returned the last person he banished back to the last place he was." Black Shadow said. "And I was the last person he banished."

"Okay then, I'll just have to take you all down myself." C. Falcon said.

"Not a chance!" Michael said. He slowed down to end up being on the left side of the Blue Falcon. Michael then steered toward C. Falcon to ram him, while C. Falcon rammed back; sending sparks flying between the two of them. Goroh opened the cockpit of his car and drew his katana.

"Wind slash!" Goroh swung his sword vertically really hard sending a blade of air flying at the Blue Falcon. C. Falcon saw it coming and let Michael push him out of the way, tricking Michael in to getting in the way of the wind slash. The right side of the Wild Boar was sliced off and the Wild Boar fell over before exploding. "Oops…" Goroh said.

Meanwhile…

Samus was running around streets of Corneria city blasting any Sharpclaws she ran in to. Samus switched to her X-ray visor and switched to her wave beam. She fired an electrical beam through the walls at Sharpclaws. She then jumped out of the way of a missile fired at her. "Who fired that?" Samus turned around to see Sharpclaws carrying missile launchers. Samus fired her Ice beam to freeze them and then shatter them with missiles. "Sheesh, there's a lot of them." Samus said.

"Look out!" A random Cornerian soldier shot down a Sharpclaw that nearly jumped Samus from behind.

"Thanks." Samus said. "Now if you'll excuse me." Samus ran off again. She shot down several Sharpclaws with her power beam. Two shielded Sharpclaws charged at her with their axes. Samus used her grapple beam to yank the shields out of the Sharpclaw's hands. She then open fired with her ice beam, followed by a screw attack. "According to radar… I've still got a long way to go." Samus sighed.

Back with C. Falcon…

Zoda and Goroh had C. Falcon sandwiched between the two of them. Goroh rammed C. Falcon in to Zoda and Zoda rammed back. "Grrr… try this." C. Falcon pressed a button on the steering wheel that gave a small boost to the car to send it forward while spinning. "Spin strike!" C. Falcon repelled the two drivers away while still driving forward. Zoda was sent flying off of the road.

"Yeeeeeeeaaaaahhh!" Zoda screamed as he fell.

"Two down, two to go." C. Falcon said. Goroh once again opened the cockpit while drawing his Katana.

"Wind slasher!" Goroh made a series of three slashes that sent three wind blades at C. Falcon, who skillfully drove out of the way of the wind slashes. C. Falcon also got out of the cockpit and bravely leaped at the Fire Stingray. "Hey! What are you doing?"

"Falcon…" C. Falcon charged up a flare in his hands with his fist prepped to strike the back of the Fire Stingray.

"Not the boosters!" Goroh said while panicking.

"…Punch!" C. Falcon brought his fist down on to the boosters, the boosters caught on fire and C. Falcon quickly jumped back in to the cockpit before the Fire Stingray exploded. "You're all that's left Black Shadow." C. Falcon said with a smirk.

"All? I'm not going to make it easy on you C. Falcon." Black Shadow said.

Back with Samus…

Samus was ducking behind a piece of rubble and firing at Sharpclaws. The Sharpclaws she was firing at were also doing the same thing with missile launchers. "Augh! Will those guys come out and fight?" Suddenly the Death Anchor fell from the road above them and crushed the Sharpclaws below it. "I'm not sure whether to call that ironic, or convenient." Samus shrugged.

Her radar picked up more enemies around the corner, she charged her Ice beam and fired a missile in to the crowd of Sharpclaws as she leaped in to the corner. An explosion of ice ensued and Samus then fired missile at all of the frozen Sharpclaws. Samus then turned around and used her flamethrower to fry all of the Sharpclaws that tried to jump her from behind. Samus rolled in to morph ball and rolled around the corner.

"Hey! A little kid dropped a ball." Said a Sharpclaw grunt that picked up Samus. "Hey, it's glowing." Samus boosted out of its hands and then rolled in to the crowd of Sharpclaws and she planted a power bomb. "Uh-oh." The bomb exploded and disintegrated all of the Sharpclaws caught in the explosion.

Back to the streets…

"Are you reelin' in the yeeeeeaaars, stowin' away the tiiiiiime, are you gatherin' up the teeeeeaaars, have you had enough of miiiiiiiiine!" some random driver sang.

NOT THAT STREET!

Back to the correct street…

C. Falcon and Black Shadow were ramming each other back and forth ferociously. Sparks were flying back and forth. The two of them rounded a corner and used sharp cornering to boost out of the turn, C. Falcon then used sharp cornering repeatedly on a straight way to boost continually and boost WAAAAAY ahead of Black Shadow, then he U-turned to attempt to ram Black Shadow head on.

"So… you used snaking to get ahead and get enough distance between you and me. However, my car has better armor than you." Black Shadow smirked. The two cars began driving at each other as fast as the cars could go. Suddenly the rear boosters of the Blue Falcon flared up more and the hover booster under the nose of the Blue Falcon flared up as well, sending the Blue Falcon flying in to the part of the Black Bull that connected the cockpit to the rest of the car. "What the…?" This sent the two cars spinning out of control and eventually off of the road down to the ground below.

Back to the ground…

"I've got the right temperature to shelter you from the storm, oooohh, girl I got the right tactics to turn you on and girl I, want to be the papa you can be the mom, ooooh." Sang some random Jamaican Parrot rapper. Wait a minute… I DIDN'T MEAN THIS PART OF THE GROUND!"

Samus was still running around the ground level of Corneria blasting every Sharpclaw she could see. Suddenly she saw two humongous Carrier ships. "Incoming carrier ships! Huge vital signs detected." Samus shouted to the nearest Cornerian soldier. The Cornerian soldier touched the side of his helmet.

"Blast down those carriers!" The soldier said. The ground of Corneria opened up and huge turrets appeared and took aim at one of the carriers. The turrets open fired and after several rounds, the carrier went plummeting in to the ocean. The other carrier however touched down and the front of it opened up. The carrier aimed its cannons at the turrets and blew them up. From the opening in the carrier, a humongous three-toed scaly foot emerged, and that foot was connected to the body of a humongous T-Rex. "Holy…" The soldier said. The T-Rex was also covered in spiked armor from head to toe. On top of the T-Rex was surprisingly, none other than Deathborn.

"It's that guy from Mute City." Samus said. "What are you doing here?" Samus demanded.

"For a worthless weakling, General Scales sure had a solid plan. This Redeye will surely be the death of you smashers." Deathborn said. "Speaking of Scales… I wonder how he's doing at the Katina outpost."

"You and this General Scales are working together?" Samus asked. "Never mind, after I'm done with this dinosaur, I'm taking you down." Samus said as she switched to Plasma beam.

"Not even that can pierce the armor on this Redeye." Deathborn said. "I'd stay and have fun with you, but I have other business to attend to." Deathborn teleported away in a bright purple sphere.

"ROOOOOOAAAAARRR!" The Redeye roared.

"Oh man…"

Meanwhile…

"After all the things we've done and seen you find another man, the things you think are worthless I can't understand! Are you reelin' in the yeeeeeaars! Stowin' away the tiiiiiime!" Sang the random driver from… earlier? OH FOR THE LOVE OF…! Nintendogeek01 appears, and he looks like a teenager with glasses in an official Nintendo T-shirt. He finds the current narrator of the story and strangles him to death. "I'll be taking over the narrating from here."

The meanwhile that was supposed to come in the place of the previous meanwhile…

"You fool! You'll destroy us both!" Black Shadow shouted. C. Falcon then forced his way out of the cockpit of his car.

"Not quite." C. Falcon said. He leaped off of the two falling cars and landed on the top of the Falcon Flyer that was passing by. "Remote control, handy thing about these ships." C. Falcon said as he watched the two hover cars crash. "Show me your moves!" C. Falcon shouted for no apparent reason.

"With Pleasure…" Came Deathborn's voice. C. Falcon looked behind him and found Deathborn standing on the other side of the Falcon Flyer. "Last time… you were spared by that female bounty hunter, but she's distracted by other things now." Deathborn said.

"Other things?" C. Falcon asked. It was then he heard the Redeye roar. "Oh…"

"Now I'll finish you off!" Deathborn said as his cape and shoulder pads fell off.

"I won't lose this time!" C. Falcon said.

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I also do not own the Steely Dan song or the Sean Paul song that appeared in this chapter! Hope you guys enjoyed the action and the randomness! Review please.