Notes: I'm gonna stop apologizing for not updating, because that's probably as annoying to you guys as not updating...

Surviving the Apocalypse was requested by Loki's Aela Winchester Stark and LilyBolt.

Disclaimer: I have not lived through an Apocalypse, nor do I plan to. My tactic would be try not to die too painfully. All of this information is speculation. If I wasn't so lazy, this would be my survival plan. :P


The Apocalypse:

Ok, time to get serious. I assume most people know what the Apocalypse is, but in case you don't, I'll explain it in four words: End of the world. It was predicted thousands of years ago. Lucifer was to rise from Hell when 66 seals were broken, bringing the Apocalypse with the help of the four horsemen. The archangel Michael was foretold to come down and face Lucifer in a final battle, destroying him.

Well… You missed it. The Apocalypse has come and gone, but as you may see, we're all still here. Just because the world is predicted to end, doesn't mean it will. My brother and I survived and stopped it, and we're going to tell you how to do it again if there is another Apocalypse.

SAM


Number one rule for the Apocalypse is don't panic. If you start running around screaming "We're all gonna die!" you are annoying and not helpful whatsoever. You need to get yourself together and focus, because it's the friggin' Apocalypse.

First, find out what's going on. If there are seals and they are being broken, do some research and find out what seals there are. If at all possible, prevent them. If you can prevent the Apocalypse from even happening, it'll solve the entire problem. If the seals re already broken, this is the point where you need to get down to business and protect yourself.

DEAN


Never forget your provisions. I cannot stress this enough. Food, water, and shelter are the three obvious necessities, but think deeper. Toilet paper, defenses and weapons (salt, guns, iron, etc), internet to keep up-to-date on information. Just don't stop at hot dogs and water bottles; you'll need a lot more than that.

SAM


Do not try to get in the middle of things. Trust me, being a part of the Apocalypse is not fun. If you can sit back in a secure room and live off of canned foods until it's over, do it. Buy some porn and some beer, sit back for a while, and try not to think too much about what's going on. If you are faced with some problems, take care of them then go back into your little hole and don't come back out for anything.

DEAN


Now, this is all a just-in-case. The Apocalypse has come and gone, and as far as I know, that's that. I don't know if there will be another one, or if you'll even need this information, but whatever.

SAM


As far as I know, my brothers and sisters do not want to repeat those events. I have heard nothing about another Apocalypse coming. Though they might just not be telling me things anymore. Last time they told me things I became God…

CASTIEL


Even still, this is good information. Take notes. Don't die. Good luck.

DEAN


Godspeed.

SAM


Gesundheit.

CASTIEL