'Do we have to do this here, where everyone can see us!? I will wring her neck for causing this.'
'As expected of Suzumiya-san, this is quite challenging, is it not? I am at my limit.'
'…'
'M-my body can't take much more of this. Eek!'
'Carry on even if your bodies perish! Onward to glory!'
The crowd looks on in horror as their five bodies twist and flail in unnatural patterns as an otherworldly cacophony slices the classroom air. There is no method to it. Only madness.
And what sort of title is 'Hare Hare Yukai' for a song anyway?
