The Stephanie Plum character(s) belong to JE and I make no profit from any of them. My stubborn muse was lured to attention by discovering that November 20 will be National Peanut Butter Fudge Day. And yeah, there may be errors.
Helpfully
"Three scoops of peanut butter fudge, with whipped cream and sprinkles."
Elliott goggles; I guess he's not used to Plum lunchtime. "So girlfriend, why are we doubling down on sugar today?"
"Men," I mumble around my first mouthful, aiming my spoon for the next. "Ranger," I add helpfully.
Well not so helpfully, I guess, as Elliott frowns. "Ranger, who lives on whey shakes and granola made you eat dessert?"
"No. Sugar hormones," I blurt between bites. "To stay off men."
"Why?"
Huh. Good question….
"I mean," Elliott winks, "there are more fun ways to get your daily 'salty and sweet'."
