My Lord, you are all so adorable!
Okay, I feel bad for this, but I have tons more questions to ask you guys!
So here goes, same order...
Maurice. Oh my lord, you are amazing.
I just wanted to ask, if someone invited you to be a part of the Disneyland parade...
And, i don't know... sing and dance cosplaying as a disney princess, would you do it?
I mean, you'd get paid loads, get to wear lots of make-up and pretty dresses...
What's not to love?
Also, if so, which would you be?
Jack- you are now dubbed as the hot and sexy Merridew. Your response?
By the way, even though I came up with it, I do NOT agree. Good day. ]
PS Do you torment small children in your free time? For some reason I can imagine you doing that, whilst Roger works at an old people's home* along with Maurice for some reason.
That would be so amusing... I can just imagine Maurice getting really annoying...
For you that is. I'm quite annoying myself (though I'm no sex guru) and for that reason- LOVE YOU MAURICE!
Yup. That's right. I sent love for Maurice in your question slot. Feel the burn. And by the way.
I like Bill roughly 200 times more than I do, you...
Hm. Let me see...
Roger, are you into S&M? I saw that you guys had brought it up before and... ]
The thing is, I can totally picture you as sadist (duh, you are one...) but masochist?
Well? Are ya? 0.0
PS Don't be.
PPS I ship Maurice x Roger- what should I refer to it as? ]
Hey Simon! How are you today? ]
* You know guys, you should really tell him...
What's the worst that could happen? *
I was just wondering... Would you mind if I braided flowers into your hair?
Pretty ones- like sakura blossoms and blue flowers...
Also, what would YOU think of becoming a disney princess?
Honestly, I think you'd make a great one.
By the way. My friends have informed me that one day we shall marry.
And you shall be my wife.
Seriously, don't ask. -_-
Hiya Ralph... I like you a lot.
Sorry for implying you were woman-like in my last letter... however, now I'm starting to think that:
'Hey, maybe you're sexist. -_- ...'
Therefore, I'm not sorry at all. ]
Anyway... I wanted to know: Are you good at languages? I can imagine you to be great at German, for reasons unbeknownst to me...
Also-
Ithinkyou''tseemverygayandyou''.
... Admit it, your children would be beautiful...
Finally: what's your (all of you- including Bill, Robert, Henry & Harold) opinion of rollercoasters?
Sorry, guys, I ramble...
Oh well. Better go before you all start hating the outright favouritism and shipping...
FrodoLivesGirl
x-xxxx
PS, the dash is where Jack's 'x' would be.
Sorry for being petty... and for typos ;D
And... making idiotic comments...
Oh well, here goes!
(* On probation)
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(Maurice) I heart you tooooo! I'd think I'd make an excellent Disney Princess!
(Roger) Disney, unfortunately, has not created a Disney princess that would sleep with more than one prince at the same time.
(Maurice)… True.
(Jack) I gladly accept my nickname, though I question why you don't like it. Anyway, I don't torment other kids, even if I wanted to. I'm too busy to do so, with all the musicals leads I was, head of the choir, president of the theatre club, Head Boy, etcetera, etcetera. Oh, and applying for colleges. Which suuuucks.
(Maurice) Wait? You're going to college?
(Jack) I am a senior…
(Maurice) Which means you won't be back…?
(Jack) I'm going to be in Paris! Of course I won't be back! I graduate tomorrow!
(Maurice) B-but… Why did I just hear of this?
(Roger) We held a party during the last choir practice yesterday.
(Maurice) I thought that was because Jack's birthday's tomorrow…
(Jack) Yes, my eighteenth birthday!
(Maurice) D':
(Roger) Yeah. I wouldn't work in an old person's home. Old people smell funny. I would be upset, but as Maurice is incapacitated and unable to rub it in my face, I'll let it slide.
(Jack) Dammit, Maurice! Stop clinging onto my leg! I'm not leaving until August!
(Roger) I don't know whether I'm masochist or not anymore, seeing who I hang out with. And DON'T SHIP IT—
(Ralph) Rogice, of course!
(Roger) Uggh… Now it has a name….
(Simon) Ah… Thanks, but Jack explained everything to me already.
(Jack) I hate giving the talk… Maurice! Stop clinging to my arm! You're getting the shirt dirty with your snot and tears!
(Simon) I wouldn't mind if you did that… I like flowers. But, the whole becoming your wife… Is that even possible?
(Ralph) I AM NOT SEXIST. And, I can speak a little German.
(Roger) I can speak Russian and Italian.
(Jack) I'm fluent in French—Maurice! Stop chewing on my shirt!
(Ralph) I don't know… maybe I do lean that way for Jack, ohohoho~!
(Jack) STOP ENCOURAGING THEM!
(Bill) I like rollercoasters! We went to a theme park once as a choir field trip. It was a lot of fun. Well, until Ralph, SamnEric, and his other friends appeared and kidnapped Simon. I think Jack broke Roger's record that day.
(Roger) Which one?
(Bill) The amount of curses that could fit in a single sentence while being grammatically correct.
(Roger) Oh… We still don't like you Bill.
(Bill) D:
(Jack) DAMMIT, MAURICE. STOP CLINGING TO MY FACE.
