Credit for idea for this chapter goes to insert name here. I forgot who gave me this idea. Just let me know who you are in your review and I'll replace these couple of sentences with your name, in lights! Whah! Shiny! Shwoom! (...yeah.)

Jacob, Edward, Alice, Emmett (alice and emmett underlined. stupid program not wroking)


Hey, Bloodsucker.

Hi, Jacob. What's new?

Nothing much. Well…

Oh, Hahahahah! Really? She did that? That's hilarious!

No, it's not!

It really is.

How would you feel if she did the same to you?

That's completely irrelevant. First of all, she would never do that to me; she loves me too much. And second of all, I don't eat whipped cream, so the whole issue would have no basis to begin with.

Hey guys! What's up?

While Jacob was out hunting with Leah, Bella took his-

Okay, that's enough! No need to tell everyone everything!

What? No fair! Tell me!

So Bella-

No, I don't want everyone knowing!

Too bad. It's two against one. Just TRY to grab the pen away from us, puppy.

Haha, puppy. That's a new one.

So Bella took a can of whipped cream, and she opened it up and filled it with toothpaste.

No! She's diabolical!

Hey! That's my line! It has been from the beginning!

Shut up, Emmett. Where did you come from, anyway? Doesn't matter. No one likes you. You should just go die in a hole.

You make me sad!

I really don't give a flying crap in space.

Ha, I like that one. I'm gonna use that on Carlisle. He'll probably get really confused and think I'm serious. Oh wait….Yesh, that's exACTLY what he'll think. I'll see you guys later. Bye!

Yeah, I'm going too. I haven't been…ALONE with Rose in a while…

TMI, big guy. TMI.