For those of you that have not seen them, I added a "Character Profiles" thread to the Glossary section of my forum that currently have all of the Aono kids' profiles.
It has been an unusually eventful past few weeks for the Aono family. What had started off as just another mission for them, quickly turned into a well orchestrated deathtrap. Their old enemy, Fairy Tale, had returned. Through a series of bloody battles in Siberia, they managed to both survive and emerge victorious, but that was only the first part of Fairy Tale's plan for revenge. The other part involved attacking their family and the Wong's in Hong Kong with mostly class A and B monsters, all in an effort to either kill or capture everyone. Thankfully, everyone managed to get away alive and retreated to their second home in the Yuki'Onna village, thanks to Omote and her teleportation seal. After a tearful reunion with everyone, the Aono family tried to move on with their lives as best as they could. But just days later, they were attacked yet again. This time though, all of the moms were away, so Tsukune had to battle them with only little Akari at his side, who had to retire before long. Then, Tsurara joined the battle with Kouta and later Shino and his new friend, Matsu, who ultimately finished the enemy off. They next day however, Moka caught an unknown woman, "attacking" Tsukune. After which, things became very complicated for him.
Chapter 51: Anniversary Presents
The Yuki'Onna Village
9 Years Ago
March 20, 2008
Tsukune is standing at the head of a long white carpet wearing a tuxedo with rows of chairs filled with people facing him on either side of the isle. His family, his six wives, his parents and Kyouko, and some friends like Gin and a very pregnant Sun along with a very sad Haiji crying rivers of tears are all there to help him celebrate this special day. He's in the Snow Priestesses' shrine with beautiful music playing in the background to marry Shuzen Kokoa.
It is one year to the day after his first wedding day that everyone had agreed on since it was on the first day of spring and would symbolize their brand new lives all starting together and Tsukune is steadily becoming more nervous as the time drags on. Next to him, Mikogami waits to marry them just as he did a year ago and watches as Tsukune gets more and more restless.
"Heh heh, calm yourself, Tsukune," Mikogami tells him. "It's not like it's your first marriage."
"I know that, Mikogami. I can't help it though. I'm still nervous about getting married. Any guy would."
"Well, I'll have to take your word for it. I was never married."
"Really?" he laughingly asks. "Then I guess I'm more of a man than you are; hahaha."
"I-is that so…" Mikogami asks with a gloomy aura around him as he crouches and stares away at the wall behind him. "I know I'm not human, but I always thought of myself as being tough and manly."
W-w-what the hell is this? Tsukune thinks as he's taken aback by the scene in front of him. Of all the sides I've seen of the headmaster before, this is by far the scariest!
Tsukune then hears the music suddenly change to the wedding march and he looks up the isle to see Kokoa slowly walking down it towards him in her pure white wedding dress with little Akari walking behind her, carrying her train off of the floor.
After Kokoa reached him, Akari stepped to the side and thankfully Mikogami had recovered so they could start. After they exchange their vows, Tsukune lifts her veil and is surprised to notice that Kokoa hair is now blonde!
"After everything you said about wanting me to be the real me, Tsukune, I decided to wash out the dye in my hair so it's now back to my natural color. I also decided to change my hairstyle so I now have twin tails. I know some say that you're not supposed to have this style after you've had a kid, but I don't care what they say. I only care about what you say about it now, Tsukune."
DOKI!
Tsukune's heart skips a beat and his face reddens after hearing Kokoa's words to him.
"I'm also glad that your mother is here and has forgiven me for kidnapping you."
"…Yeah, well…" he says as he looks over at his mom with little Takeshi sitting on her lap. "You then introducing my mom to her first grandchild right after you apologized to her kind of made that a mute point since she feinted after that."
They lightly laugh together when…
"What's the holdup, hic? Just kiss already so we can get some damn food already!"
…A tipsy Ageha yells from her chair and…
BANG!
…Kurumu hits her mother over the head with a washtub, courtesy of Yukari.
"Please, continue."
"Well…" a giggling Kokoa begins to say. "You heard the drunky sucky…"
Tsukune and Kokoa then embrace as they deeply kiss each other for the first time as, husband and wife.
2
The Aono Home in the Yuki'Onna Village
March 20, 2017
It is morning, just before dawn, and Tsukune is sleeping soundly and dreaming in his bed of when he married Kokoa nine years before when…
OOOMPH!
…He's woken up by getting the wind knocked out of him from someone landing on his stomach.
"Come on, daddy! Wake up! It's already light out and we want to play!"
"Yeah, get up daddy! If you don't, we'll tickle you until you do!"
Tsukune opens his eyes a little bit and sees Nemu sitting on his stomach with Yume standing next to her, fingers up and wiggling to indicate her readiness to start tickling him, both with wide, sinister smiles on their faces.
"Oh come on, you two," he sleepily tells them, annoyed. "It's still night. It's not day yet."
"But it's light out, daddy," Nemu corrects him. "It's light out."
"Yeah daddy, so get up and play with us!"
Tsukune just groans in response. The twins then both look at each other with their sinister smiles, jump on top of him, and start tickling.
AHAHAHAHAHA!
Tsukune starts laughing as he's being tickled to death by his own children.
"Can't you two find something else to do?" he laughingly shouts at them. "Daddy's still not healed yet!"
"We want daddy!"
"So get up and play with us!"
Yume then feels a tingling in her nose and…
"Haa… haa… ACHOOWEE!"
…Sneezes.
"I told you to put some pants on before you caught a cold before," Tsukune lectures her. "Now go wipe and blow your nose."
With snot hanging from her nose, she grabs Tsukune's bed sheet, wipes and…
BFFFT!
…Blows her nose.
"What are you doing, Yume?" Tsukune yells at her.
"But you told me to do it, daddy."
"I never told you to use my bed sheet!"
"What on earth is going on here?" an agitated Kurumu yells as she walks out of the bathroom and back towards the bed, naked. "What are you two doing with your daddy?"
"We want daddy to play with us, mommy!" Nemu tells her as they stop torturing their father.
"But he's being lazy today!"
"He's not being lazy, you two devils. He's just not fully healed yet."
"Well why did you and the other mommies have to hurt daddy like that if you knew he would be like this?"
"And why are you naked?"
"That is grownup business," she tells them.
"Awww… That not an answer!"
"What she said!"
"Get up, Nemu," a sleepy and agitated Tsukune says while still half asleep. "I can't sleep like this."
As he stands up, both of the twins start giggling.
"What's so funny?" he asks, still in a haze.
"Your hose looks so big and red."
"Your balls too, daddy," Yume adds.
WHACHT!
WHACHT!
"Owowow!" both of the twins painfully say as they grab their butts after Kurumu whips both of them with her tail.
"The bathroom's all yours and I'll warm up the bath water for you, Tsukune," she tells him with a big, pleasant smile on her face.
"Thanks, Kurumu. I don't know what I'd do without you."
"Well fortunately you'll never have to find out," she smilingly tells him.
After the naked Tsukune closed the bathroom door behind him, Kurumu addresses her two girls, her big and pleasant smile now gone.
"Leave your poor father alone! He's had enough to deal with lately without you two making it harder for him!"
"But-!" they both try to protest.
"No buts!" she interrupts them. "Your father's had a lot on his mind lately and doesn't need the two of you adding to that load right now! So unless you two want to see what I can really do with this…!"
Seeing their mom spinning around her tail in her hand, the twins remember the sting from it the first time and run out of the room.
Watching them leave, Kurumu sighs.
"Those two…" she quietly says to herself. "I don't blame them for wanting to play with their daddy, but their timing could have been better. Maybe we can do something together later."
Kurumu then puts a white robe on and walks to the bathhouse to warm up the water for Tsukune.
3
The Family Bath
A few minutes later, Tsukune arrives and gently eases into the bath while Kurumu sits nearby with a brush to scrub his back.
"How are you feeling today, Tsukune?" she asks him out of concern as she scrubs his back for him while she sits on the bath's elevated edge.
"Better, but I would've preferred it if you girls hadn't of done that to me in the first place."
"Yeah… Sorry about that, Tsukune. We all kind of got caught up in the moment."
"You girls holding me down while you scrubbed 'myself' raw to the point where I nearly bled and then healing me up to do it all over again for an entire day in the name of purifying me after that mysterious woman showed up and disappeared is not 'caught up in the moment,' dear."
"Well, Omote said that she could still smell her blood on you."
"With the smell of my own blood driving her bite 'me' down there, twice! I swear, I never thought that I'd be marrying my killer when I married everyone ten years ago!"
"Yeah, sorry about that, Tsukune; she got away from us those times. She's much more determined and hungry when she has her cravings and the other two were still unavailable to smell-check your crotch. That part was pretty funny though. Moka and Kokoa kept on tasting the blood she left behind to try to identify her, but after Omote took one whiff of it and told them that it was virgin blood, they fought each other for the toilet to puke their guts out and spent hours in separate bathrooms like that, hahaha!"
Tsukune lightly groans.
"I'll have to take your word for it. I still don't feel like laughing just yet."
Feeling bad and guilty over still being in pain, Kurumu wraps her bare legs around Tsukune's chest and holds his head tightly next to her heart.
"I love you, Tsukune. We all do. Even if we do go a little crazy sometimes, we will always love you," she speaks from her heart and kisses his head.
Tsukune smiles and reaches back to hold Kurumu's head closer to his to emphasize his next words.
"I love you too, Kurumu. I love everything about you. Even the two eight-year old alarm clocks you gave me that woke me up this morning."
Kurumu giggles.
"Those two girls can be a real handful at times. But I wasn't very different from them when I was at their age, so I know how to handle them. Even so, kids will be kids. Before we know it, the twins will be teenagers and wanting to date some bad boys."
"…Don't remind me… …" Tsukune depressingly sighs. "…With those two girls, I'm not sure if I should be worried about them finding a bad boy and getting taken advantage of or them finding a good boy and taking advantage of him."
"Hehehe, oh, Tsukune, why worry about now? You'll have plenty of time for that when it happens, hehehe!"
"I'm trying to be serious, Kurumu."
"Then seriously…"
She turns his face towards hers.
"…Have a little faith in me straightening them out before anything bad happens. Besides, I think that you're over thinking it a little. For now, you should just enjoy your kids while they are still kids. Before long, we will be the ones going to them for attention and waking them up in the mornings."
Tsukune lets what Kurumu just said sink in before answering.
"Right now, I kinda like your last point, hehehe."
The two of them quietly laugh together.
A short time later, after Kurumu had left, Tsukune is relaxing in the bath when…
"Ahhh… Now this is the life."
…He hears a voice coming from right next to him. He looks to the side and sees Akari skinny dipping in the water next to him.
"The water's to your liking, I hope," he sarcastically tells her.
"Actually, if you could raise the temperature a few degrees, that's be awesome."
Tsukune smirks and quietly chuckles.
"That wasn't a joke, lover boy. This is the Yuki'Onna Village. Water gets real cold real fast here, even when it's insulated like this. And I like my water like I like my men, hot!"
Tsukune lightly laughs at her comments and decides to turn the hot water on again.
"Ahhh… That's it, keep the good stuff it coming," she tells him as she swims past with all of her "assets" in full view in front of him.
"I have to give you credit, Akari. You've actually been behaving yourself the past week."
"Well…" she begins to say before she climbs and sits on top of Tsukune's knee. "After everything that happened a week ago after the 'bossy bitch' kicked me out of the room, I figured you had enough problems to deal with. Besides, as red and swollen as it was, your 'Little Tsukune' was not exactly a real turn-on, if you know what I mean."
"… … …"
"I really felt bad for you, and your poor 'Little Tsukune," she says as she looks downward at it.
"Ehhh… Thanks for the concern, I guess," Tsukune says, feeling a little weird.
"Hey, Tsukune, can you scrub my back for me, please?" Akari asks him in an unusually sweet and feminine voice.
She then turns around, and pulls her long, dark bluish-purple hair over her right shoulder, revealing her long, slender, and very bare and wet back.
Tsukune's pulse quickens a little bit as he grabs a wash cloth and starts scrubbing her back.
"How are you feeling?" she nicely asks him.
"O-okay, I guess," he answers with a strained voice, hoping that she won't notice what's going on.
"Does the strain in your voice mean that you're hard now?" she asks in a suggestive tone.
"So you were up to something."
She giggles heartily in her high pitched voice.
"Well I had to do something to make sure that the little guy was still alive. Does this mean that you're attracted to me now?"
Tsukune sighs.
"No, this means that I haven't had sex in a week since it's been so sore and you're not helping things."
She giggles some more.
"Then you won't mind of I become your body brush and scrub you, right?" she suggestively asks.
"That won't be necessary," he plainly states.
"Awww, you're no fun! But tell ya what, I'll help you out on the whole anniversary gift thing. Would that make you feel better?"
An electric shock shoots through Tsukune as he remembers and grabs his head with both hands.
"Oh crap! I've been dealing with so much shit the past week that I forgot about getting them gifts! They'll kill me! Again!"
"Then lucky for you I already came up with an idea on what you can give them!"
"What's that?"
Akari turns around and looks Tsukune in the eye.
"Something that I guarantee will get a reaction from all of them, hehehe…"
4
The Living Room
Later that morning, Naoya sleepily walks into the living room and finds Nemu, Yume, Kuramori, Kouta, Hinata, and Orihime watching TV.
"What's on?"
"It's Star Wars: Sith Inquisitor," Kouta answers him. [*1]
"Oh!" he says, intrigued before he flops down on the couch. "Which episode is it?"
"It's my favorite one!" Kuramori excitedly answers. "It's the one where Master Zash tries to betray and steal his body, but then gets stuck in Khem Val's body instead, hahaha!"
"Nice, that's a pretty funny one," Naoya comments. "My favorite's when he gets his ancestor's old lightsaber back from that crime lord. That guy going from tough to begging for his life after his henchmen are all killed was priceless! When I grow up, I want to inspire that kind of fear and terror in my enemies too!"
"I like him beating out that first instructor and his prize pupil to become Zash's apprentice. That really put both of those guys in their places, hahaha!" Orihime laughs.
"I like how it gives me more ideas for new spells," Hinata states.
"Just how powerful do you plan on being, little sister?" Yume asks.
"Even more powerful than my mommy!" she happily answers.
"Keep this up," Nemu tells her. "And you're really going to make Sousuke look bad in comparison, heh heh."
"Well it's not like I'm trying to make him look bad. He can do that just fine all by himself."
"What about you, Kouta," Kuramori asks. "Which one's your favorite?"
Kouta thinks about it for a few seconds before replying.
"The one where that instructor told some of the other students to kill him and he asks Khem Val who's just walking around the corner what they do with force users that they don't like and he says in his deep and scary voice 'I eat them."
All the kids loudly laugh together.
5
The Kitchen
Ruby walks in to find Kokoa and Mizore already there sitting at the table, each with their own mug.
"Morning everyone," she greets them.
"Hey Rubes," Kokoa replies to her.
"Morning," Mizore says. "Did you happen to see Yukari on your way here? She said that she was going to be back in a minute but it's been at least ten since she left."
"Yeah, I heard her tasting her breakfast again in the bathroom when I passed her a minute ago," Ruby answers as she pours some juice for herself.
"I guess she thought that Kurumu's cooking was really good this morning, hehehe," Mizore laughs.
"…Ugh… Laugh it up while you still can, snow girl," a green-faced Yukari tells her as she slowly walks back into the kitchen. "How long do you think it'll be before you're doing the same?"
"Not today, puking girl, not today, hehehe."
"I'm just glad that I got to give Fongy Boy a well deserved beatdown," Kokoa changes the subject with a happy grin on her face.
"And I'm glad that you actually left him breathing," Yukari says as she sits down at the table.
"I'm glad that he finally showed us that he wasn't gay," Mizore adds. "I've been wondering about him for years now."
"No kidding, hahaha!" Kokoa laughs at his expense. "I always thought that he was gay and had his eyes on Tsukune."
"I thought it was a little awkward the next day when both Fong-Fong and Mei Ren couldn't remember his confession since Mei Ren's brain exploded after that and Kokoa knocked it right out of Fong-Fong's," Ruby states.
"Yeah," Yukari agrees. "Thankfully, Kurumu couldn't stand it anymore and took care of it by throwing them in the same room, telling them what had happened, and then locking them in there together for the entire day."
"That… definitely solved that problem, yes…" Ruby agrees and sighs. "But cleaning up that room after they left was a real pain in the ass. We must've gone through several bottles of disinfectant to sanitize it."
Everybody then drinks in silence, not wanting to continue that conversation any further.
"Hey Kokoa," Yukari asks. "How's Takeshi? Is he better now?"
"… …Yeah…" she answers, feeling both embarrassed and guilty. "He's better now."
"That's a relief," Yukari breathes a sigh of relief. "It was weird watching him just sit there saying nothing but every word for 'boobs' he knew in Japanese, Chinese, and English all day long." [*2]
"Shut it, Warrior Witch!" Kokoa growls at her.
6
The Front Yard
That afternoon, all of the kids are in the front yard having a snowball free-for-all when Takeshi walks around the house's corner carrying not a snow-ball, but a snow-boulder as big as a car! [*3]
"Hey, little bro, catch!" he yells before he throws it at Naoya.
Naoya turns and looks just in time to see the mass of snow coming towards him, but…
OOMPH!
…Not soon enough to dodge it and gets knocked off his feet and then buried under it after it hit the ground. Several seconds later…
PWAUH!
…His head bursts out the top of the massive snowball and everyone starts laughing.
"Damn it, Takeshi! I'll kill you for that!"
Takeshi meanwhile…
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
…Is too busy laughing in the snow to hear him, along with everyone else is which only pisses him off even more.
He climbs out of the hole and stomps over to Takeshi and…
"Take this!"
…Literally, kicks his butt, as hard as he can.
"Is that the best you can do?" Takeshi laughingly asks him as he stands up.
"If I was a muscle head like you, you would've felt that much more!"
"Oh cool it, little bro. Quit taking everything so seriously. And you're supposed to call me Nii-chan now but Nii-sama is also acceptable."
Takeshi then quickly makes a snowball and throws it at Naoya who manages to dodge it.
"That time was a special case and I stopped calling you Nii-chan years ago when you played that dirty trick on me!"
"What are you talking about?
"Don't play dumb! I never forgot what you did to me!"
"What did I do to you?"
"Five years ago you… you gave me a snowball and told me that if I ate it that it'd grant me any wish I wanted because it was special and I believed you!"
"A special snowball?" asks a confused Takeshi. "What made so special?"
"It… It was a… You told me that it was a golden snowball but it was really a yellow snowball!"
"I did?" he asks, still confused.
"AND I ATE IT!"
After thinking about it for a second, Takeshi…
AHAHAHA!
…Bursts out laughing and drops back to the ground.
"I really said that?" he laughingly shouts. "And you really… ate…"
AHAHAHA!
"IT'S NOT FUNNY!"
"Oh man… Now I know why you've been acting like you had a bug up your butt whenever you were around me all these years!"
Very irritated, Naoya grabs some snow and sprinkles it over Takeshi's uncovered face which then melts the snow, turning it into…
ZAP!
GAAAH!
…Water.
"YOU LITTLE…!" a furious Takeshi yells before he pulls Naoya's leg out from under him, causing him to fall, and jumping on top of him.
The rest of the kids watch as the two brothers go at each other in the snow.
"Do you think we should do something?" Hinata asks.
"Maybe we should let them fight it out," Fubuki suggests.
"Well, just so long as they don't kill each other," Shino says.
"I'm not sure which one I should cheer for!" Orihime shouts.
"If it lasts too long, we could speed things up by throwing them some wooden stakes," Sousuke suggests.
Several of the other kids shoot him a dirty look.
"What…?"
While everyone else was talking, Yukiko's face got puffier and puffier until she couldn't take it anymore.
"I'll stop them if no one else will!"
With a wave of her hand, she quickly freezes both of the solid, being sure to leave them air holes. [*4]
"I hate seeing us trying to hurt each other!" she cries.
"Awww…" Nemu complains. "It was just getting good."
"Uh oh, daddy is coming out!" Kuramori shouts. "Everybody run!"
Not wanting to risk getting into trouble, all of the kids scatter, running in every direction. Naoya and Takeshi meanwhile, have no choice but to stay behind and cool off.
"…All of this is your fault," Naoya tells him.
"Didn't your mom teach you the value of sharing," Takeshi jokingly replies.
"Shut up."
7
That evening, it is just getting dark when Tsukune asks all seven of his wives to come out to the front yard with him and shows them seven mounds of snow, one for each of them.
"Piles of snow for anniversary presents?" asks a confused Kokoa.
"Are you feeling alright, Tsukune?" Moka asks him.
"Maybe you should lie down for a little bit," Yukari suggests.
"You have had a lot on your mind lately," Kurumu says.
"Oh Tsukune, you don't need to get us anything," Omote tells him. "Your love is all we really need."
Ruby and Mizore step towards their mounds.
"No harm in looking."
"…"
The two of them dig down into their piles of snow and…
AHHHHH!
…Are both attacked by their own kids jumping out of the snow at them.
"Happy anniversary mommy!" they shout.
"My heavens…!"
"Ohh, I love you all more than all of my candy!"
Seeing what the other two women got, the others check their own piles and find their kids who jump onto and shout at them too.
"I love you three girls and thank you for leaving little Tsuki in the house!"
"You're such good children to do this for us!" Omote happily says.
"There's my precious little untalented trouble maker!"
Sousuke instantly becomes depressed at his mom's words.
"There's my Naoya and…" Moka looks around but notices something missing. "Naoya, where's Orihime?"
"There's my special boy... and…" Kokoa begins to say when she finds one too many kids in her pile. "What the hell? When did I have a girl?"
Looking over at Kokoa's pile, Moka sighs.
"Never mind, Naoya; I found her."
A short distance away, Tsukune looks on with a big smile on his face and a warm heart in his chest when a light flashes from his holy lock and Akari flies up and lands on his shoulder.
"I think your plan is working, Akari."
"I told you it would, hmhmhm!"
Her nose begins to tingle and…
ACHOOO!
…She sneezes.
"You okay?"
SNIFF!
"Yeah, I just don't have any winter clothes for the cold."
Tsukune gets an idea.
"Would you like to go shopping for new clothes?"
Akari's face lights up.
"You mean it?" she excitedly asks.
"Sure, why not?"
"Yay!" she yells and hugs his head.
"Maybe we could find some warm clothes for you on an Arctic Barbie or something."
Now mad at Tsukune's joke, she tries slapping the side of his head and he laughs.
8
Tsukune's Room
That night, Tsukune is in his bathroom talking with Akari on his shoulder while in his boxers.
"Thanks, Akari. You really saved me today."
"Well I'm not a mom or anything, but I am still a woman and a romantic. I figured that none of the gals would turn down being given their own kids. If you think about it, there really isn't anything better you could give a loving mother than her own children."
Tsukune chuckles at her words, knowing how true they are.
"You really do come in handy sometimes."
"Was that supposed to be a compliment or an insult?" she asks with an irritated tone.
He thinks about it for a few seconds.
"…Yes."
"You dirty bastard! And after everything I did for you today!"
He lightly chuckles and thinks back to the dream he had the night before.
"Why did I dream about that?" he asks himself.
"How would I know?" she asks him.
The distracted Tsukune steps out of his bathroom…
"Whoops!"
…And bumps into Kokoa who's wearing a light nightgown with her hair down and free. She obviously had been waiting for him to come out.
"Sorry about that, Kokoa. I didn't see you there."
"U-umm… Tsukune… C-can I ask you something?" she shyly asks him.
DOKI!
Seeing her fidget about like she was embarrassed catches Tsukune off-guard and makes his heart race.
"S-sure…"
"I-I-I was wondering, umm…"
Kokoa takes a deep breath.
"A-are you still glad that you married me?"
Tsukune's taken off guard by her question.
Tsukune smiles, puts his hands on her cheeks, lifts her face up, and looks deeply her in the eyes.
"Of course I am. I love you, no matter what, Kokoa."
"I love you too, Tsukune."
They wrap their arms around each other as they tenderly kiss each other. They then both feel something between their lips and pull back.
"Hey!" Akari begins to complain. "Who said anything about stopping? Come on! Let's keep the action going here!"
Akari had stuck her head between their lips to try to get in on the action.
Now pissed over Akari ruining the moment they had, Kokoa…
"Hey…! Let me go!"
…Grabs her, walks to the window, opens it, and…
"What the fuuuuuck…!"
…Throws her outside and locks the window behind her.
"She can ask someone else to let her back in before she freezes to death," Kokoa plainly states.
"But…!"
Tsukune tries to protest but Kokoa lifts up the shoulders of her gown and drops them, causing it to slip down over her body and fall to the floor, revealing her naked body. Seeing her look and act like that, a very aroused Tsukune gets a firm "rise" out of his boxers.
"Well…?" she suggestively asks.
"She can ask someone else to let her back in before she freezes to death," Tsukune plainly states.
9
Nemu, Yume, and Kuramori's Room
The three girls are all fast asleep when a continuous noise begins to make them stir. Being locked outside in the freezing cold with only her sundress to keep her warm, Akari wasted no time flying up to someone's window so that she could get back inside.
"S-somebody wake up a-already! I'm f-f-freezing my w-winged ass off out h-here!"
Woken up by the noise, Yume grabs her flashlight and slowly walks towards the window, trying to rub the sleep out of her eyes and yawning.
"Here we go!" Akari says in relief.
Once there, Yume turns the flashlight on and sees Akari's face.
"EEEEEK!" screeches Yume. "The evil toilet spirit's come back to get me! Ahhhhhhhhhh!"
She runs out of the room screaming.
"W-what the f-f-fuck w-was that a-about? C-come on! S-somebody open this damn window before I freeze my tits off!"
ACHOO!
10
Tsukune's Room
March 31, 2017
It is late in the morning and Tsukune is busy packing his things. Fong-Fong had called the day before saying that he had found a new permanent home for them to live in and taking him at his word (since screwing up would have dire consequences for him at the girls' hands) Tsukune and everyone else are now packing their things. Fong-Fong had already called the Bus Driver to take them there so all he and his family has to do is to pack and then load everything onto the moving van that some of Fong-Fong's men will be driving when they gets there.
"He's here! He's here!" an excited Akihito announces as he runs through the house. "The Bus Driver's here!"
"Quit running in the house and bring your things down, Akihito," Moka tells him before she walks into Tsukune's room. "Got everything packed, Tsukune?"
"Just about," he answers. "You…?"
"All my stuff's already by the front door. Need a hand with yours?"
"Nah, I got it. Besides, I would rather that you helped to keep order with the kids. Someone needs to make sure that nothing goes wrong and you're the best one for that job."
Moka quietly giggles to herself.
"You know us only too well, Tsukune," she cheerfully tells him. "And you know what?"
She rests her arms on his shoulders while pressing her body against his.
"I love that about you."
They kiss each other deeply for several seconds until…
"But I don't want to leave! I want to stay here! Whaaahahaha!"
…They're interrupted by Yukiko crying in the hallway.
"I like being near Grandma!"
Moka sighs.
"I'll handle it."
Moka leaves and Tsukune gets his stuff out to the large moving van behind the bus and the Bus Driver walks towards him.
"Everything okay, Tsukune?" he asks.
"Yeah, everything's just fine. Why do you ask?"
"Oh… No reason. I heard a girl screaming that she didn't want to leave a few minutes ago and there seems to be a cat fight going on over there."
Looking at where the Bus Driver is pointing, Tsukune sees what looks like two small girls having a battle with each other. One with wings and a tail and the other throwing ice around. They're obviously a Succubi and a Yuki'Onna.
"Oh what is it this time?" he sighs as he starts walking towards them.
11
A short distance away, Kuramori…
SCREE!
…Slid backwards in the snow after her last attack was blocked.
"I'll never let you have him! He's mine, Setsuraaaaa!"
She then charges back at Setsura who…
"He's going to be my husband and there's nothing that you can do about it!"
…Creates another wall of ice that Kuramori…
SLISH! SLISH!
…Cross-slices her way through it with her nails and is about to reach Setsura when the snow between them shoots up and grabs Kuramori like a hand.
"Ha-ha, I win!" Setsura happily gloats. "Kouta is mine, you winged loser!"
Kuramori looks Setsura in the eye.
"That's what you think, snowbutt!"
Before another word could be said, Setsura suddenly finds herself in the middle of the ocean and sinking. She tries to freeze the water, but can't.
What is this? Setsura thinks in a panic. What'd she do to me?
Walking up to the battlefield, Tsukune sees the two girls that were fighting just staring at each other as some of the other kids watch nearby.
"Ehh… What's going on here?"
"Oh, hey daddy," Akane greets him. "We're just watching the show. You want to join us?"
Tsukune sighs.
"And how did this show start?"
"Well, the other Setsura came by and was clinging to Kouta 'cause she was sad that he was leaving and then Kuramori came out and got mad and pulled him away saying that they were going to get married and then the other Setsura said the same to her and they started playing tug of war with his arms and then they agreed to fight each other to see who should marry Kouta."
"…S-sorry… d-dad…" Kouta sheepishly says.
Tsukune sighs.
"I'll take care of this."
He walks over to them and…
SMACK!
SMACK!
…Smacks both of their heads to disrupt the illusion that Kuramori was obviously casting on Setsura.
"Hey!" Kuramori angrily shouts. "What's the-?"
She sees who it is as he grabs the scruffs of both of their necks.
"Eeeeep! Daddy?" she screeches.
"Eeeeek! A-A-A-A-Aono-sama!" Setsura also screeches.
"Kuramori, is all your stuff packed and in the van?"
"…N-n-not yet…"
"Then get it done, young lady."
"But-!" she tries to protest.
Tsukune gives her an angry look that sends shivers down her spine and quickly runs away.
"Does that mean you acknowledge me as your daughter-in-law, father?" a cheerful Setsura hopefully asks with sparkles in her eyes.
Tsukune also gives her an angry look from above her.
"…I-in-in-law…?" she adds in fear.
Tsukune then let's her go and starts to walk away.
"Kouta will be the one who chooses who he marries and no one else, Setsura. So say your goodbyes you two. Kouta still has packing left to do and we need to go."
Kouta quickly says goodbye and starts running to catch up to his father, despite Setsura's objections.
"…H-hey, dad…?"
"Yes?"
"I-I thought that I already packed and took everything to the van."
"I know."
"…T-then why…?"
"I thought that you could use the save."
"How did you know?"
Tsukune thinks back to his early years at Youkai Academy and smiles uncomfortably.
"Let's just say that I'm pretty good at recognizing those situations, hahaha," he tries to awkwardly laugh it off.
After everything is loaded up and Moka peals Yukiko away from the house, Tsurara waves goodbye to them with little Setsura crying next to her. She then loudly declares her undying love and promising that she will wait for the now very embarrassed Kouta. They only lose sight of each other as the bus carrying everyone and the van following them with everything they wanted to bring to their new home passes through the portal.
12
After they left the portal, everyone looked around to see where they where, Tsukune and the women all feel that the human town they're driving through is familiar, very familiar. Tsukune realizes it first but decides not to say anything since he wasn't sure what was going on. Before long, the bus turns onto a familiar dirt road and Ruby instantly realizes where they are.
"Tsukune… this is…"
"Yeah, Ruby, I know where we are too."
As the bus tops a hill, a large building becomes visible in front of them.
"Welcome to Witch Hill," the Bus Driver announces. "Welcome to your new home."
To be continued…
Note #1: Lucasfilm finally got its' act together (in this story anyway) to put out something great with a few live-action Star Wars series.
Additional Note: Stranger things have happened. I cannot think of any right now, but I am sure that there are and if anyone at Lucasfilm reads this, hop to it and do not mess it up. We want quality programs.
Note #2: Staring at your half-naked mom all night long can do that to a kid. So no, no one saved poor Takeshi from the fate worse than death.
Note #3: All of the Vampire kids have to keep their faces covered when playing in the snow to keep it from melting into water on their skin and shocking them.
Note #4: Yukiko hates seeing any of her siblings seriously fight with each other due to her peace-maker nature.
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