Chapter 50
They are gunna get it

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Alice POV

I was downstairs, in front of my family, with just a pair of panties and one of Jasper's button- down shirts on. I didn't even have time to put a bra on! How dare they even think about going shopping without me! And now, Jacob had pictures of my backside while I was wearing a black and red lacy thong!

"Hon, why don't you go get some clothes on?" Jasper said, rubbing my arm. I nodded and raced up the stairs. But I made sure Jasper's shirt was covering my back so Jacob couldn't get anymore pictures. I can't wait until those end up online.

I slowed down when I got into my room. I kept Jasper's shirt on, just taking in his delicious scent. I didn't need it for protection anymore. I went to find my clothes near the side of the bed to put them in the hamper. I was pretty sure my shirt had been ripped off by Jasper, but my jeans were probably in one piece.

Hm. They weren't there anymore. Jasper must have thrown them in the hamper for me. He really was the best husband.

I put my hand on the closet doors and threw them open. I knew where my skinny jeans were so I started walking towards that part of the closet without consciously thinking of it. I looked up and saw that something was wrong. I looked around for about two seconds before I realized it.

It…was…EMPTY. Completely and utterly empty. There was not a single piece of clothing inside the entire closet. There were no pants, no shirts, no jackets, no dresses, no purses, and no accessories. For crying out loud, there were no SHOES! Who would hate me enough to steal my shoes?!

I let out an ear piercing scream. I don't think it was in my power to stop the scream. This was clothes we were talking about!

I ran out to the top of the stairs. "Jasper Whitlock Hale Cullen, whatever your name is! Where are my clothes?!" I screamed. If I hadn't know better, because I knew they all valued their lives too much, I would've sworn I heard someone gulp. I tried looking ahead to where they were, but I couldn't see.

"Did you check the closet?" He called back up. I rolled my eyes.

"No I hadn't thought of that." I said sarcastically. "Where are they?"

"She's going to kill us." I heard Carlisle muttered. I was down the stairs in a second, grabbing hold of Carlisle's collar.

"Where are they?" I hissed. He tried to take a step back but I continued to hold on. He didn't say anything, so after five minutes. I smiled sweetly and took a step back. I smoothed down his collar.

"Alright then. Since no one will tell me," I took my long trench coat out of the closet. This was the only piece of clothing I still knew the location of. "I guess I'll just have to go shopping." I slipped my purse over my wrist. "And since I'll be using my personal credit card, you won't be able to cancel it. Have a good night everyone." I turned around and walked over to Jasper. I pulled his head down to my height and gave him the most passionate kiss I could.

"That was for the fact I know you would never do anything to my clothes, because you love me too much." I saw his eyes widen and his breath stop. I was so on to him. I stared right into his eyes and gave him the most trustworthy look. "I love you." I walked past him and out the door without looking back. As soon as I was outside, I heard him swear and smack himself.

I shook my head as the garage door was opening. Well, at least he didn't mess with "MY PORSCHE!!!" It's gone!!! Oh, now he was really dead. I sprinted back to the house and froze in the doorway.

"What. The. Hell?!" I growled. Jacob's phone beeped as a text message alert. He flipped open the picture message and started laughing. I grabbed the phone out of his hand and stared at it with my mouth wide open.

Embry Call was posing in my designer skirt and my favorite shirt. He was leaning on my Porsche with Quil laughing in the back ground.

"THEY. ARE. DEAD." I growled at the top of my lungs. I recognized the place as near the old treaty line. I was about to hand back Jacob's phone, but realized he still had the pictures of me on there. I tore it in half and threw it down to the ground. I squashed it with my foot and then bolted out the back door. I was at the treaty line in fifteen seconds.

Seth had heard me coming and was sitting shaking his head at Embry and Quil. Embry and Quil were dressed in my clothes that were ripping at the seams. They were taking turns taking pictures of each other in poses against my Porsche! My precious Porsche was covered in mud, and their handprints were all over it. I'm going to kill them.

Embry hadn't realized I was here, but Quil had. He took the camera and took pictures instead to get in less trouble. Embry walked over and took his filthy finger and scratched 'EMBRY ROCKS' into the side.

"Embry. Call. You. Are. Dead." He looked up and went into complete terror. He tried to run, but I was faster. I threw him down before he could phase and put my foot on top of his chest. He tried to get up, but when I was mad, I was stronger. Seth had already fled, but Quil had noticed my shirt ripped when I threw Embry down and was snapping pictures.

"Quil, give me the camera and run." I said.

"Why should I?" He challenged snapping more pictures. He thought I didn't know enough about him to make him give up his camera. I didn't know a lot about him, but I knew his one true weakness.

"Because if you don't, I'll personally go over to Claire's and tell her you hate her and think she is awful." He froze and stared at me. He dropped the camera and smashed it to smithereens. And he was out of sight before I could blink at vampire speed.

I looked down to Embry. "Well, well, well. What should we do with you now?" He gulped. "How about you clean my Porsche? And I hear toothbrush bristles are very good for high-quality sports cars." His eyes widened. "And of course, it will just get messier if it stays here. So moving of course goes with that." He sighed. "Do you think that is enough punishment?" He nodded. I smiled evilly. "You do realize you are talking about my Porsche and my clothes, right?"

"Alice, please." He whined.

"Well, since I'm not allowed to walk around naked, I'm gonna need some clothes. So I expect all these clothes to be back in my closet." I took my foot off his chest. He didn't move. "GO!" He scrambled up and ran to start his duties. I laughed silently and sprinted back to the house. I walked through the back door.

Edward, Bella, Nessie, and Jacob were standing on one side of the room. Edward was holding Bella's shoulders and whispering to her. Jacob and Nessie were talking about what phone he should get.

Jasper, Carlizzle, Esme, Emmett, and Rosalie were standing on the other side, all whispering in voices even I couldn't hear.

Tuffy, Mimi, Coco, and Bentley were sitting as one cute little puppy family on the glass coffee table.

"Who did it?" I asked in a plain voice. I didn't show any emotion in my face.

Tuffy hopped up and turned into a flashing arrow. He bounced up and down pointing at Jasper's group.

"Thank you, Tuffy." He went back into his cute tiny puppy form and smiled at me.

"Well, then. What are we going to do?"

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